It was lunch time. Gohan snaked down the long hallway of the school careful
not to be caught as he headed toward the cafeteria to the dreaded *dun*
*dun* *dun* *dun* . . . kitchen. Who knew what twisted evil concoctions
they make in that dreaded twisted resident of immoral insanity? Who knew
what they used to make the pinkish red goo that moves if you try to poke it
with a fork? The meat loaf surprise that you could've sworn was made out of
cockroaches? The fruit juices that have little bits of green stuff which
could possibly have been boogers? Friend chicken that has big dots on each
piece that looks suspiciously like eyes? Or even the french fries and hash
browns that could probe your mind? Yes. . . its a scary and horrible side
of the food world you've most likely have never and never will ever
experience, Tis a sad sad world we live in.
On an even sadder note the world martial arts championships were canceled due to the fact that the arena had been blown to smitherenths by , what witnesses say, a flying short spiky haired man who shot a beam of light at the stadium. (A/N: My oh my I wonder who would've done such a horrible thing ^_~) Fortunately no one was hurt and Hercule had just left the building when the explosion happened (unfortunately) our champion says that he is going to see to it that the man behind the fiendish crime will be put to justice. (A/N: Yay!! Let's all cheer for the wonderful man that is Hercule! *note the sarcasm*)
/Man if I think what happened to the phial is what happened to the phial. . . . then I'm screwed./ Gohan thought nervously. He reached the kitchen, luckily the lunch ladies - who were men - were outside having a smoke since they had closed down after the big rush. Which was surprising since the food was usually grotesque but for some reason the food was good today. He started digging around in the garbage. "Oh where is it!?"
"Gohan. . . . . . ?" Erasa stood in the doorway of the kitchen watching curiously.
The halfling stood up abruptly trying hard to act innocent, "Oh. . . uh. . . hi Erasa. . .I was . . . uh. . . just . . . .uh. . .um. . . .derrr. . . ."
The blonde smiled almost. . . . seductively? " Oh don't worry. I won't tell." She winked which made Gohan sweat.
"Um. . . err. . thanks. . . jee look at the time. . I'm gonna be late for my Spanish class. . so Aribadachi!" the demi-saiyan sped out of the room like a cheetah.
/Now what was that all about?/ Gohan thought. He walked down the hall toward his locker.
"Hi Gohan!"
"Wassup there handsome?"
"So you wanna go out sometime there cutie?"
"You free for tonight Gohan?"
A group of girls AND guys had gathered around the demi-human all asking him out and trying to pinch him, "Um sorry people but I have to go! See ya later!" Gohan ran all the way to his locker and dodged everyone all the way to his Spanish class. Through out the whole day every one in the whole school was nice, flirtatious and caring even the teachers and the people who already had bfs or gfs. After school Gohan flew (even though he had DT because of some teachers wanted to keep him in for obvious reasons) to the nearest pay phone and dialed up her mom telling her that he was gonna sleep over at a friends, hung up then flew to CC.
"What do you want?" Vegeta snapped as he opened the door.
"Um Vegeta I think I found out what happened to the phial and love potion. . . ." Gohan said shifting nervously from one foot to the other.
"Well what happened? I'm waiting!" The prince scowled.
Gohan looked the saiyan prince straight in the eye and said somberly, "Vegeta. The whole school had some."
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That was seriously predictable. I hope this satisfies you in the meantime.
On an even sadder note the world martial arts championships were canceled due to the fact that the arena had been blown to smitherenths by , what witnesses say, a flying short spiky haired man who shot a beam of light at the stadium. (A/N: My oh my I wonder who would've done such a horrible thing ^_~) Fortunately no one was hurt and Hercule had just left the building when the explosion happened (unfortunately) our champion says that he is going to see to it that the man behind the fiendish crime will be put to justice. (A/N: Yay!! Let's all cheer for the wonderful man that is Hercule! *note the sarcasm*)
/Man if I think what happened to the phial is what happened to the phial. . . . then I'm screwed./ Gohan thought nervously. He reached the kitchen, luckily the lunch ladies - who were men - were outside having a smoke since they had closed down after the big rush. Which was surprising since the food was usually grotesque but for some reason the food was good today. He started digging around in the garbage. "Oh where is it!?"
"Gohan. . . . . . ?" Erasa stood in the doorway of the kitchen watching curiously.
The halfling stood up abruptly trying hard to act innocent, "Oh. . . uh. . . hi Erasa. . .I was . . . uh. . . just . . . .uh. . .um. . . .derrr. . . ."
The blonde smiled almost. . . . seductively? " Oh don't worry. I won't tell." She winked which made Gohan sweat.
"Um. . . err. . thanks. . . jee look at the time. . I'm gonna be late for my Spanish class. . so Aribadachi!" the demi-saiyan sped out of the room like a cheetah.
/Now what was that all about?/ Gohan thought. He walked down the hall toward his locker.
"Hi Gohan!"
"Wassup there handsome?"
"So you wanna go out sometime there cutie?"
"You free for tonight Gohan?"
A group of girls AND guys had gathered around the demi-human all asking him out and trying to pinch him, "Um sorry people but I have to go! See ya later!" Gohan ran all the way to his locker and dodged everyone all the way to his Spanish class. Through out the whole day every one in the whole school was nice, flirtatious and caring even the teachers and the people who already had bfs or gfs. After school Gohan flew (even though he had DT because of some teachers wanted to keep him in for obvious reasons) to the nearest pay phone and dialed up her mom telling her that he was gonna sleep over at a friends, hung up then flew to CC.
"What do you want?" Vegeta snapped as he opened the door.
"Um Vegeta I think I found out what happened to the phial and love potion. . . ." Gohan said shifting nervously from one foot to the other.
"Well what happened? I'm waiting!" The prince scowled.
Gohan looked the saiyan prince straight in the eye and said somberly, "Vegeta. The whole school had some."
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That was seriously predictable. I hope this satisfies you in the meantime.