"This just in! It seems that a green alien has just stolen a black
Volkswagen beetle and a A618 flame-thrower. This person has been seen
speeding down highway 52 and burning everything within sight. Police have
been trying desperately to slow down this so-called alien but nothing has
worked so far. So please avoid highway 52 or any routes near the vicinity.
Local residents have been evacuated from the area in an attempt to keep
then safe from this dangerous creature. This alien is green, has two
antennas, long purple hair and is wearing dark clothing. Witnesses say that
the alien in female but we have no solid information as of yet. Remember
the alien in armed and dangerous, I repeat the alien is - " Gohan threw the
radio across the room.
"$210. So since you broke my TV, the other radio, computer and demolished 5 irreplaceable vases. Let me see you owe about. . . $210,100. But we have insurance for everything so that doesn't matter." Vegeta said lazily. He sat back on the couch almost tempted to take a nap.
"But I just can't sit back and wait!!! For all I know they might hurt Piccolo!!" Gohan practically shouted. The demi-saiyan hopped from one foot to the other as if he had to really go pee.
Vegeta cocked an eyebrow. "You should be more worried 'bout the humans rather than the namek. Especially under her . . . . condition, it'd be hard to tell if she'll stay a homicidal bitch for long. Makes me kinda wonder how long she'll have before she goes all soft and innocent. HA! Piccolo soft and innocent that'll be the day!"
Gohan growled viciously, "WILL YOU SHUT UP!?!?!?!?!"
The prince glared long and hard at the halfling. "You do know that right now I could be doing anything I want. I could be sparring, sleeping, eating, training, or be practicing the dark arts. But NO I'm here helping your sorry ass fix up all the mess YOU have been asking for, none of this was my fault. You asked for some help I give it to you, you ask for an LP I make one and here you are asking for my help, and what am I doing? Helping you, and what do you do in return for all the work I've been doing? Bitchin' at me. My ass is on the line here not yours. 'Cause I'm the one doing all this illegal magic shit and if the LEPrecons find about this I could be sentenced to lose my soul hear me?!"
Gohan lowered his head, "Sorry. I was just. . . do we still have to do the booth thing?" he asked willing him to say he had another idea.
Vegeta sat up straight, "We? What is this 'we' you're talking about? I'm made the booth, painted the sign AND provided the anti-potion now all you have to do is to do what I told you to do. Now school starts in about 10 minutes so you better go. Good luck. . . . lover boy."
Gohan stomped out of the house followed by the saiyan prince's hysterical laughter.
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{I can't believe I'm doing this. But I'm SO desperate! Damn me and requesting a Love Potion! Look at this mess! ARGH!!!!} Gohan sulked as a wave of students surged over toward his booth. The booth had a sign posted over it that read; FREE KISS AND LEMONADE!!!
(Let us take a moment of our time and laugh our asses off at this point ...................................................... ............................................................................ ............................................................................ ........... ............................................................................ ............................................................................ ............................................................................ ............................................................................ ...................... ............................................................................ ............................................................................ ............................................................................ ............................................................................ ...................... ............................................................................ ............................................................................ ........... ............................................................................ ............................................................................ ........... ............................................................................ ............................................................................ ........... ............................................................................ ............................................................................ ............................................................................ ............................................................................ ...................... ............................................................................ ............................................................................ ............................................................................ ............................................................................ ...................... ............................................................................ ................................... you may stop now)
"HEY MOVE IT!!!" A male voice shouted. And before he could blink Sharpner, one of Gohan's buds, was in front of the demi-saiyan. The blonde human smiled up at the demi saiyan with sparkling eyes. Gohan closed his eyes shut and swallowed a whimper. {If my dad were alive right now what would he say?}
~~~~~~~~~ Goku standing on a cloud with a halo on his head. "Son this is a test. A test that'll separate you from the men and the - ~~~~~~~~~
"Dad's right. This'll separate me from the men and the boys." Gohan muttered before he bent down and - I absolutely REFUSE to write in what happens next!
~~~~~~~~~ "Gohan. . . You didn't let me finish. . . what I was going say was. . . this is a test that'll separate the men from the gays! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!" Goku laughs evilly. He grows horns, he sprouts a red forked tail, his eyes glow red, he grows long sharp talons, sharp razor sharp teeth, devil wings sprout from his back. He grabs the halo and eats it. "MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! GOHAN I PROCLAIM YOU GAY!!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!" ~~~~~~~~~
Gohan nearly fainted.
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"Trunks! What the hell are you doing with my Mind Dream Crystal?!" Vegeta growled. He entered his room fuming when he found his only son holding the ONLY working MDC in the universe. The MDC allowed people to form thoughts into another person's head whether they were awake or not.
Trunks looked up at his dear father with a look of pure evil that made him look incredibly like his father. "Oh just making a certain demi-saiyan's life a living hell. Something you'd do." The small boy walked over to his father and showed him the small palm sized crystal that had a flat smooth surface. The saiyan father's anger immediately turned into pride of his son when he saw the thought image his son had sent to Gohan.
"Kid. You're gonna make one hell of an malevolent mage when you grow up." Vegeta said with a smirk. The two smirked in unison and when Bulma came in to the room she stood shocked by the likeness between them.
"Oh no." Bulma groaned, "Not ANOTHER evil psychopathic homicidal killer in the family!" She said exasperated. She recalled, with a sigh, her Uncle Jeykle (sp?).
"$210. So since you broke my TV, the other radio, computer and demolished 5 irreplaceable vases. Let me see you owe about. . . $210,100. But we have insurance for everything so that doesn't matter." Vegeta said lazily. He sat back on the couch almost tempted to take a nap.
"But I just can't sit back and wait!!! For all I know they might hurt Piccolo!!" Gohan practically shouted. The demi-saiyan hopped from one foot to the other as if he had to really go pee.
Vegeta cocked an eyebrow. "You should be more worried 'bout the humans rather than the namek. Especially under her . . . . condition, it'd be hard to tell if she'll stay a homicidal bitch for long. Makes me kinda wonder how long she'll have before she goes all soft and innocent. HA! Piccolo soft and innocent that'll be the day!"
Gohan growled viciously, "WILL YOU SHUT UP!?!?!?!?!"
The prince glared long and hard at the halfling. "You do know that right now I could be doing anything I want. I could be sparring, sleeping, eating, training, or be practicing the dark arts. But NO I'm here helping your sorry ass fix up all the mess YOU have been asking for, none of this was my fault. You asked for some help I give it to you, you ask for an LP I make one and here you are asking for my help, and what am I doing? Helping you, and what do you do in return for all the work I've been doing? Bitchin' at me. My ass is on the line here not yours. 'Cause I'm the one doing all this illegal magic shit and if the LEPrecons find about this I could be sentenced to lose my soul hear me?!"
Gohan lowered his head, "Sorry. I was just. . . do we still have to do the booth thing?" he asked willing him to say he had another idea.
Vegeta sat up straight, "We? What is this 'we' you're talking about? I'm made the booth, painted the sign AND provided the anti-potion now all you have to do is to do what I told you to do. Now school starts in about 10 minutes so you better go. Good luck. . . . lover boy."
Gohan stomped out of the house followed by the saiyan prince's hysterical laughter.
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{I can't believe I'm doing this. But I'm SO desperate! Damn me and requesting a Love Potion! Look at this mess! ARGH!!!!} Gohan sulked as a wave of students surged over toward his booth. The booth had a sign posted over it that read; FREE KISS AND LEMONADE!!!
(Let us take a moment of our time and laugh our asses off at this point ...................................................... ............................................................................ ............................................................................ ........... ............................................................................ ............................................................................ ............................................................................ ............................................................................ ...................... ............................................................................ ............................................................................ ............................................................................ ............................................................................ ...................... ............................................................................ ............................................................................ ........... ............................................................................ ............................................................................ ........... ............................................................................ ............................................................................ ........... ............................................................................ ............................................................................ ............................................................................ ............................................................................ ...................... ............................................................................ ............................................................................ ............................................................................ ............................................................................ ...................... ............................................................................ ................................... you may stop now)
"HEY MOVE IT!!!" A male voice shouted. And before he could blink Sharpner, one of Gohan's buds, was in front of the demi-saiyan. The blonde human smiled up at the demi saiyan with sparkling eyes. Gohan closed his eyes shut and swallowed a whimper. {If my dad were alive right now what would he say?}
~~~~~~~~~ Goku standing on a cloud with a halo on his head. "Son this is a test. A test that'll separate you from the men and the - ~~~~~~~~~
"Dad's right. This'll separate me from the men and the boys." Gohan muttered before he bent down and - I absolutely REFUSE to write in what happens next!
~~~~~~~~~ "Gohan. . . You didn't let me finish. . . what I was going say was. . . this is a test that'll separate the men from the gays! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!" Goku laughs evilly. He grows horns, he sprouts a red forked tail, his eyes glow red, he grows long sharp talons, sharp razor sharp teeth, devil wings sprout from his back. He grabs the halo and eats it. "MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! GOHAN I PROCLAIM YOU GAY!!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!" ~~~~~~~~~
Gohan nearly fainted.
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"Trunks! What the hell are you doing with my Mind Dream Crystal?!" Vegeta growled. He entered his room fuming when he found his only son holding the ONLY working MDC in the universe. The MDC allowed people to form thoughts into another person's head whether they were awake or not.
Trunks looked up at his dear father with a look of pure evil that made him look incredibly like his father. "Oh just making a certain demi-saiyan's life a living hell. Something you'd do." The small boy walked over to his father and showed him the small palm sized crystal that had a flat smooth surface. The saiyan father's anger immediately turned into pride of his son when he saw the thought image his son had sent to Gohan.
"Kid. You're gonna make one hell of an malevolent mage when you grow up." Vegeta said with a smirk. The two smirked in unison and when Bulma came in to the room she stood shocked by the likeness between them.
"Oh no." Bulma groaned, "Not ANOTHER evil psychopathic homicidal killer in the family!" She said exasperated. She recalled, with a sigh, her Uncle Jeykle (sp?).