Disclaimer: Due to a recent explanation given to me by a friend, I have come to the understanding that just because I have kidnapped these characters and have them chained in my closet does not mean they belong to me. Alas, Duo,Heero, and the rest of the G-Boys remain the bitches of who ever the hell owns them, while Melanie and Melissa (Bean) remain MY bitchs.And I remain my own bitch... So there (That sounded better in my head).No infringement is intended and no money was made from the production of this piece of fiction.

"Angela? Who's Angela?"

Author's Notes: This story spawned last year when some idiot in my class could not remember my realy name, he was like Angela? No there is no Angela in this class! And I'm all like I'M ANGELA YOU DICK HEAD! And he didn't believe me... Stupid Stupid People...

Nan slumped into the safehouse after a long day at school, "Don't nobody talk to me."
Duo looked up from his book in the chair, "Hiya Nan."
"Shut up Maxwell." Nan collapased on the couch and pulled a pillow over her face, "Me no in the mood."
"Oh.." Duo glanced back down, "Nan?" he whispered timidly a moment later.
"What?"
"Do you think that I have a stupid name?" he questioned.
"What?" Nan sat up on the couch and gave Duo a strange look.
"Do you think my name is stupid?" Duo gestured at the coffee table where the book, 2001 baby names, sat, "Duo is not in that book."
"So?" Nan slumped back into the couch, "What difference does it make?"
"Your name is not there too."
"WHAT?!" Nan jerked up gain, "What kind of lousy baby name book doesn't have ANGELA* in it?"
"Angela?" Duo questioned, "Who is Angela?"
"I'm Angela, you moron." Nan seized the book from the table, "Nan is a nickname, remember?"
"No." Duo muttered as Quatre and Trowa enter the room, "Guys?"
"Duo?" Quatre answered as Trowa gave him a questioning look.
"Did you know that Nan is not Nan's real name?" Duo gave them both a dark look, "It's Angela.."
"Angela?" Quatre repeated questioningly.
"......?" Trowa gave Nan a strange look.
"Morons.." Nan mumbled as she lay back on the couch and pulled the pillow over her face, "I'm living with morrons.." as she finished that sentence in walked Heero and Wufei together.
"GUESS WHAT!" Quatre cried.
"What?" Heero asked looking uninterested.
"Nan is not Nan." Quatre said throwing his arms out, "She's--"
"Angela." Wufei finished, "I knew that."
"WHAT???!!!" Cried everyone in the room, including Nan, "How did you know?"
'When we first met her, "Wufei gripped the doorframe, "Grab something steady please, it's flashback time."
Everyone scurried around looking for something to hold on too.
"Ready?"
"Ready!" Everyone answered.
~*~*~*~*~FLASHBACK!~*~*~*~*~

"Hiya!" Cried Nan as Duo grabbed her wrist, "I'm Angela. but call me Nan.." She sighed, "Everyone else does.."

~*~*~*~*~END FLASHBACK!~*~*~*~*~

"OH YEAH!" HTe four guys suddenly remembered and started nodding as Bean and Melanie walked in.
"I' telling you MElissa.." Melanie was saying to Bean** as they walked in the room.
"Who's MElissa?" Quatre questioned.
"Oh no.." Nan mumbled as she buried her face back inder the pillow.

THE END!

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* My real name is Angela, but I go by Nan to most of my friends and close family members. and teachers, and bus drivers, and police officers, and etc etc etc...

** Bean's real name is Melissa.. But I don't think she answers by it anymore...