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~The Trouble-Making Trio~
ch5-THE Questions
a/n: Take place a month after his b-day. All of them are a year older. Goku is 11. Vegeta is 11. Bulma is 8. ChiChi is 9.
* Goku & Bardock
"Dad?" Goku asked as he leaned against the back of his chair, exactly like his father.
"What, Kakarott?"
"Where do babies come from?" Goku asked.
Bardock fell over his chair and then quickly got up, "Well...uh you see...."
* Victoria & Vegeta
"Mom?" Vegeta walked up to his mother who was currently on her throne.
"Yes, honey?"
"Last night I was walking up to yours and dad's door, but stopped when I heard some sounds. Why were you guys out of breath? Were you sparring together?"
His mother, Victoria, paled, "Um...well...."
* Bulma & John
"Daddy?" Bulma asked her father as she went into the lab.
"Huh?"
"I was wondering...what did I hear last night in your bedroom? You were all breathing and stuff? I was gonna knock, but stopped when I heard something in there. A lot of panting and stuff. What was that?" Bulma asked suspiciously.
John gulped, "I met someone...."
*ChiChi & Radditz
ChiChi walked up to Radditz, Goku's brother, and greeted, "Hello!"
"Hi ChiChi! What brings you here?" Radditz asked.
"I asked my parents where kids come from, but they walked out. So can you answer me?"
"Well...when you get older..." Radditz started.
* Goku & Bardock
"Kakarott...are you sure you don't know?" Bardock asked nervously.
"Well, when I was 5 you said that they came from storks that delivered 'um. But I know that is a lie. So how are babies made?" Goku asked.
"Okay you know about your...private?" Bardock tried to stay calm.
"Yes dad!" Goku said as in duh.
"Well do you know about sex?" Bardock asked.
"No," Goku shook his head.
This made his father go even more white.
* Victoria & Vegeta
Victoria blushed, "Vegeta, how are you doing?"
"Don't change the subject mum! Were you hurt?" Vegeta asked, concerned.
"NO!" His mother said quickly, "You know about how babies come?"
"Of course. Dad told me last year," Vegeta said.
"Well...y'know about sex?" Victoria asked.
"Huh? Um...not fully. Father just said it has something to do with that then the kid is born.." Vegeta said.
* Bulma & John
"You met someone?" Bulma asked.
"Yes, honey and last night was...um...how we created you..." Mr. Briefs said.
"So I'm gonna have another me?!" Bulma asked, excited.
"Not exactly..."
* ChiChi & Radditz
Radditz said, "Well, anyway when you grow up to be about 17 or maybe even 16 there is something called love. When you find love you share it with a partner."
"Really?! That sounds romantics.." ChiChi said.
"Yes, and when you find that partner that you love so much they are you mate. Like your soul mate. And then you do IT," Radditz tried to explain.
"What's IT?" ChiChi asked, obviously confused.
* Goku & Bardock
"Okay anyway, well where you have y'know...your THING...in a girl's body there is a hole," Bardock tried to explain.
"A hole?! Did theirs get cut off?!" Goku asked, alarmed.
"NO!" Bardock shook his head.
"Well to make kids...you stick your thing in it..."
"EWW!" Goku made a sour face.
"Well, you release seeds and they find an egg in the females body-"
"Egg? Like a chicken egg?" Goku asked.
"Nooo!"
* Victoria & Vegeta
"Alright...it is very complicated. Trust your instincts and all, Vegeta. You have a private..."
"Dad already explained that!" Vegeta informed her.
Relief spread over her, "Okay then! When that happens there are seeds which enter the female. They travel into an egg-like thing and it grows. The female gets a bit big-"
"Fat?!" Vegeta asked.
"Yes, yes! After about 8 months, for saiyans, the new baby is born. The female returns to their normal figure shape and the kid grows," Victoria said.
"Oh? So, is that what you two were doing? And am I gonna have a brother?"
"No...if you do it several times doesn't mean you have more kids..."
"Then what's the point of doing it?" Vegeta asked.
* Bulma & John
"You won't have another you, but my new mate is...gonna have another kid which makes her your half sister.." John said.
"I'm getting a sister!" Bulma asked gleefully.
"Yes, now would you like to meet her?" John asked.
"Yes!" Bulma said as she followed her dad.
* Goku & Bardock
"Well, the egg is where the seed goes. The seed grows into a child. After 8 months the child is born. That's how it is!" Bardock said, as he wiped the sweat off his forehead.
"Oh! So that't it! I guess I get to tell Vegeta and Bulma tomorrow! Thanks dad!" Goku waved goodbye.
Bardock sighed and went back to his book, "Kids these days..." He muttered.
* Victoria & Vegeta
"The point of doing it is for love!" Victoria said.
"Oh. But what if you don't love the person?"
"THEN DON'T DO IT!" Victoria yelled as she stormed out of the room, a bit pale.
"What's with her?" Vegeta muttered as he stalked off to the kitchen.
* John Bulma & and a new Mrs. Briefs
Bulma stopped at a door and was lead into a room. It was orange and red. She didn't like the colors that mich. It reminded her of cheese or something ugh.
"Meet my new mate, Bulma," Mr. Briefs said as she saw the woman.
The woman was about her father's age. She had black hair with a bit of red hue. She had black eyes, which had a warming in them.
"Are you my new mother?" Bulma asked.
"Yes, honey," The woman said sweetly.
John said, "This is Leah."
Leah knelt down to Bulma's eyes level, "Dear, I'm pregnant with your father's kid. I want you to know that I'll try to be as much as your real mother could be. I love John. I hope you understand. Now let me see your pretty smile."
Bulma smiled, still uncertain. "So how long have you been preganant?"
"7 months," She answered.
Bulma looked at her father, "Why didn't you tell me?!"
"Well, I didn't know how you'd take it," Mr. Briefs said, honest.
"Okay, so in a month I get a sister! Yeah!" Bulma grinned and held her new mother. It was obvious the woman was pregnant. Her stomach was pudgy.
* ChiChi & Radditz
"IT is sex. You do it with your partner and then they have a kid. You'll undertstand sometime later. You could ask your mom if you like." Radditz said.
"Thanks, Radditz. I'll see you later," ChiChi waved goodbye as she went to her mom.
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A/N: Sorry if I made any mistakes. Well, Review! Ch 6 is next!
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-Speedy-
~The Trouble-Making Trio~
ch5-THE Questions
a/n: Take place a month after his b-day. All of them are a year older. Goku is 11. Vegeta is 11. Bulma is 8. ChiChi is 9.
* Goku & Bardock
"Dad?" Goku asked as he leaned against the back of his chair, exactly like his father.
"What, Kakarott?"
"Where do babies come from?" Goku asked.
Bardock fell over his chair and then quickly got up, "Well...uh you see...."
* Victoria & Vegeta
"Mom?" Vegeta walked up to his mother who was currently on her throne.
"Yes, honey?"
"Last night I was walking up to yours and dad's door, but stopped when I heard some sounds. Why were you guys out of breath? Were you sparring together?"
His mother, Victoria, paled, "Um...well...."
* Bulma & John
"Daddy?" Bulma asked her father as she went into the lab.
"Huh?"
"I was wondering...what did I hear last night in your bedroom? You were all breathing and stuff? I was gonna knock, but stopped when I heard something in there. A lot of panting and stuff. What was that?" Bulma asked suspiciously.
John gulped, "I met someone...."
*ChiChi & Radditz
ChiChi walked up to Radditz, Goku's brother, and greeted, "Hello!"
"Hi ChiChi! What brings you here?" Radditz asked.
"I asked my parents where kids come from, but they walked out. So can you answer me?"
"Well...when you get older..." Radditz started.
* Goku & Bardock
"Kakarott...are you sure you don't know?" Bardock asked nervously.
"Well, when I was 5 you said that they came from storks that delivered 'um. But I know that is a lie. So how are babies made?" Goku asked.
"Okay you know about your...private?" Bardock tried to stay calm.
"Yes dad!" Goku said as in duh.
"Well do you know about sex?" Bardock asked.
"No," Goku shook his head.
This made his father go even more white.
* Victoria & Vegeta
Victoria blushed, "Vegeta, how are you doing?"
"Don't change the subject mum! Were you hurt?" Vegeta asked, concerned.
"NO!" His mother said quickly, "You know about how babies come?"
"Of course. Dad told me last year," Vegeta said.
"Well...y'know about sex?" Victoria asked.
"Huh? Um...not fully. Father just said it has something to do with that then the kid is born.." Vegeta said.
* Bulma & John
"You met someone?" Bulma asked.
"Yes, honey and last night was...um...how we created you..." Mr. Briefs said.
"So I'm gonna have another me?!" Bulma asked, excited.
"Not exactly..."
* ChiChi & Radditz
Radditz said, "Well, anyway when you grow up to be about 17 or maybe even 16 there is something called love. When you find love you share it with a partner."
"Really?! That sounds romantics.." ChiChi said.
"Yes, and when you find that partner that you love so much they are you mate. Like your soul mate. And then you do IT," Radditz tried to explain.
"What's IT?" ChiChi asked, obviously confused.
* Goku & Bardock
"Okay anyway, well where you have y'know...your THING...in a girl's body there is a hole," Bardock tried to explain.
"A hole?! Did theirs get cut off?!" Goku asked, alarmed.
"NO!" Bardock shook his head.
"Well to make kids...you stick your thing in it..."
"EWW!" Goku made a sour face.
"Well, you release seeds and they find an egg in the females body-"
"Egg? Like a chicken egg?" Goku asked.
"Nooo!"
* Victoria & Vegeta
"Alright...it is very complicated. Trust your instincts and all, Vegeta. You have a private..."
"Dad already explained that!" Vegeta informed her.
Relief spread over her, "Okay then! When that happens there are seeds which enter the female. They travel into an egg-like thing and it grows. The female gets a bit big-"
"Fat?!" Vegeta asked.
"Yes, yes! After about 8 months, for saiyans, the new baby is born. The female returns to their normal figure shape and the kid grows," Victoria said.
"Oh? So, is that what you two were doing? And am I gonna have a brother?"
"No...if you do it several times doesn't mean you have more kids..."
"Then what's the point of doing it?" Vegeta asked.
* Bulma & John
"You won't have another you, but my new mate is...gonna have another kid which makes her your half sister.." John said.
"I'm getting a sister!" Bulma asked gleefully.
"Yes, now would you like to meet her?" John asked.
"Yes!" Bulma said as she followed her dad.
* Goku & Bardock
"Well, the egg is where the seed goes. The seed grows into a child. After 8 months the child is born. That's how it is!" Bardock said, as he wiped the sweat off his forehead.
"Oh! So that't it! I guess I get to tell Vegeta and Bulma tomorrow! Thanks dad!" Goku waved goodbye.
Bardock sighed and went back to his book, "Kids these days..." He muttered.
* Victoria & Vegeta
"The point of doing it is for love!" Victoria said.
"Oh. But what if you don't love the person?"
"THEN DON'T DO IT!" Victoria yelled as she stormed out of the room, a bit pale.
"What's with her?" Vegeta muttered as he stalked off to the kitchen.
* John Bulma & and a new Mrs. Briefs
Bulma stopped at a door and was lead into a room. It was orange and red. She didn't like the colors that mich. It reminded her of cheese or something ugh.
"Meet my new mate, Bulma," Mr. Briefs said as she saw the woman.
The woman was about her father's age. She had black hair with a bit of red hue. She had black eyes, which had a warming in them.
"Are you my new mother?" Bulma asked.
"Yes, honey," The woman said sweetly.
John said, "This is Leah."
Leah knelt down to Bulma's eyes level, "Dear, I'm pregnant with your father's kid. I want you to know that I'll try to be as much as your real mother could be. I love John. I hope you understand. Now let me see your pretty smile."
Bulma smiled, still uncertain. "So how long have you been preganant?"
"7 months," She answered.
Bulma looked at her father, "Why didn't you tell me?!"
"Well, I didn't know how you'd take it," Mr. Briefs said, honest.
"Okay, so in a month I get a sister! Yeah!" Bulma grinned and held her new mother. It was obvious the woman was pregnant. Her stomach was pudgy.
* ChiChi & Radditz
"IT is sex. You do it with your partner and then they have a kid. You'll undertstand sometime later. You could ask your mom if you like." Radditz said.
"Thanks, Radditz. I'll see you later," ChiChi waved goodbye as she went to her mom.
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A/N: Sorry if I made any mistakes. Well, Review! Ch 6 is next!
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-Speedy-