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~The Trouble-Making Trio~
ch10-Low Fuel
( Converting the opposite of what they say to what they actually mean )
"LOW FUEL!" The computer voice beeped loudly.
Bulma woke up and threw the covers off. Her pjs were blue with small yellow ducks on them. She went into the control room and found the source. Her eyes widened. Fuel was practically gone.
"Kuso!" She cursed and her fingers grazed over the panel.
"Computer, where is the closest fuel-providing planet?" Bulma demanded.
"Appoximately one half an hour away," It said.
"Computer, will we be able to make it there in time before the ship goes out on us?"
"Yes." It stated flaty.
Bulma sighed in relief, "What is the name of this planet?"
"Kinmelain," It said.
"Give me further details about this planet," Bulma ordered.
A screen appeared with the green looking planet.
"Bulma Briefs, this planet's people are called Kinmelainsjins. They can be mostly nice and are pretty kind. But they also have their faults like other races."
"Go on," She commanded.
"The Kinmelainjins are a very difficult race. They speak every single language. Even saiyanjin language. But ......But...."
"But what!" Bulma spar out angrily.
"But they say everything opposite," The computer explained.
She got interested, "What do you mean? Like if they tried to compliment me they'd say I was ugly instead of pretty?"
"Precisely," It said.
"Why?"
The computer seemed to shrug.
"Okay, then. Do the people that land have to speak backwards too?" Bulma asked.
"No. They understand what others say, but don't realize what they say," The computer said.
Bulma could only nod as she started searching mostly about the planet.
** 30 minutes later**
The ship landed hard on the Kinmelains surface. Goku and Vegeta had gotten dressed already and ready when they noticed they had landed.
"Is there a Dragonball on this planet?" Vegeta asked.
"No. We need fuel. And this planet provides it," Bulma informed him.
But she had forgotten the most important part of the planet. They spoke the opposite of everything. What would little Veggie think?
"Do we have the money?" Bulma asked.
"Money? What are you talking about?" Goku asked.
"Oh, I forgot. I brought loads of money with us. So, um, hold on," Bulma said as she rushed to get it.
Bulma came back with about a bag full of money.
"Alright, let's go," Bulma instructed as they flew after her.
They spotted the closest town. The people here were ...brown... there eyes were brown..hair was brown...brown everywhere on them. Even hair.
They stopped Bulma walked up to a man...er...what she thought was a man and started to ask something to where fuel was.
"Um, excuse me sir?" Bulma tried to get attention.
"No?" The guys said. He meant... ( yes ) ~Remember I told you that they spoke the opposite and ( ) is what they actially mean!~
"Could you tell me where the closest ship fuel is?" Bulma asked, nicely.
"No! It's not in the next town to the right of here," He said. ( Yes. It is in the town right of here )
"Thank you sir!" Bulma smiled.
"That was trouble," He said. Which meant...( No trouble at all )
Vegeta's mouth was hanging to the ground. He thought, ' What the Hell?! He said it was not! And then he said no...I don't understand!!!!!!! ' ~I think it's really funny when Veggie freaks out~
Goku seemed to understand though. But this was because he was weird and always thought positive. Making most of the words positive... ~Goku is REALLy weird, idn't he?~
Bulma and the two took off into the sky to go get some fuel. They landed into the next town and Bulma went to ask someone else where it was.
"Ma'am?" Bulma got the...lady's attention.
"It's not nice to see you, dear," She said. ( Nice to see you, dear )
"Do you know where the cloesest ship fuel place is? My ship needs some fuel..."
"I don't know! It isn't about a mile from here, okay? It doesn't have a sign that says, ' FUEL SHOP. ' You don't got that do you?" The lady explained. It means ( I know. It's about a mile from here. The sign says, 'FUEL SHOP.' Did you get that? )
"Yes, thank you, ma'am," Bulma said as she started to levitate a bit.
Vegeta blinked several times, ' Am I hearing things?! No it can't be...Am I scarred or something! WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME! I heard them say the opposite of things....WWWHHHHHYYYY?????!!!!! '
Goku and Bulma understood everything. Goku is just weird and Bulma knew why they spoke that way. Vegeta just was in ihs own thoughts.They flew to the Fuel shop and walked in.
A man with grease on him greeted them, "What three ugly little children." (What three cute little kids.)
"Thank you," Bulma said.
Vegeta felt as if he was gonna have a heart attack, ' I'm not ugly! I'm the prince of the saiyans! What madness do these beings speak??!! '
Goku just stood there, looking stupid, with his stupid grin. How Vegeta despised his stupidness. Vegeta sighed, flustered.
"The sooner we get off this planet, the better," Vegeta mumbled.
"We were wondering if you had any fuel for our ship. We have some money. So how much?" Bulma said.
"We have fuel. It will not be transported by someone tomorrow," He said. ( We do not have fuel. It will be delievered by someone tomorrow. )
She turned to her friends, "Okay, we'll have to stay at our ship or something for tonight. The fuel will be delievered tomorrow. So we'll stay at the spaceship.
"NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!" Vegetea wailed and flew out the door, far far away.
"What's wrong with him?" Goku asked.
"I think he's mentally ill. Veggie-boy is always freaky," Bulma said as she laughed.
They flew away and found Vegeta's ki. He was rocking back and forth, like a real mental case. Bulma's eyes widened. Goku just mimicked Bulma.
Bulma approached him, "Uh, Vegeta?"
No answer.
"What is wrong with him?"
"YOU WANT TO KNOW? WELL I HEAR PEOPLE SAY THE OPPOSITE OF THINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THEY SAID I WAS UGLY! I AM A PRINCE! I WILL NOT TOLERATE IT! AND YOU TWO SEEM TO UNDERSTAND THEM!!! WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!???????!!!!!!!" Prince Vegeta screamed at them.
Bulma tried to keep a straight face, but failed and burst into fits of laughter. Goku scratched his head and thought, ' Did I miss something? All I hear is my ears ringing. '
"STOP LAUGHING!" Vegeta yelled.
Bulma wiped the tears from her eyes, "Come on 'Geta! I forgot to tell you! How silly of me! Kinmelainsjins speak the opposite of everything!"
Vegeta growled and lunged at Bulma. He was totally unaware of anything. Goku's head stopped ringing and he lunged for Vegeta........but missed.
Bulma was pinned to the ground with Vegeta on top of her. ~Not what you perves are thinking!~
She was choking, "V-Vegggggeta!"
Vegeta tightened the hold on her neck. This wasn't funny any more. Bulma started crying with tears running down her cheeks. Goku was scrambling to get up. She was crying, but Vegeta didn't notice.
"VEGETA!" Goku yelled, seriously, and lunged at him. Vegeta fell off of Bulma and was pinned against the ground in a death-threat-from-Goku-manner.
Bulma kept coughing and then backed up to a tree, sort of sitting. She out her head between her knees with a scared expression all over her face.
She thought, ' It hurt!!! Vegeta could have killed me if Goku hadn't saved me! I didn't mean not to tell him! I forgot! And now I hurt!!!!!!!! '
Goku growled, "Vegeta! Get a hold of yourself!" This didn't get his attention. "PRINCE Vegeta!"
Vegeta looked at his surroundings and asked, "What are you doing Kakarott?!"
Goku didn't loosen or tighten his death hold. He said, "You almost killed Bulma!"
Vegeta's eyes widened. Goku let go. He looked around and saw Bulma crying against a tree. Vegeta remembered now. He thought, ' Oh my Kami...'
Bulma had stopped crying and the pain had subsided. But it hurt her that Vegeta had actually done that. It wasn't very nice at all.
"B-Bulma?" Vegeta said.
Bulma looked up at Vegeta, "Go 'way stupid."
"I-I'm sorry. I was just mad and all," Vegeta apologized.
"A-Are you sure, Veg?" Bulma sniffled.
Vegeta made her stand and hugged her, in a friendly way. "Positive."
This cheered Bulma up immensly. Bulma parted from Vegeta and caught sight of Goku. He was leaning up against a tree...
She grinned and pulled him into a hug, "Thanks Son-kun!"
Goku grinned and they headed back to the ship. They had forgave and forgot. That night they had slept peacefully.
*
NEXT morning they woke up in their spaceship beds and went out of bed. Vegeta and Goku had fought over who had the first showerm but Bulma had swiftly gotten past them and took one first. Then the other two took theres.
"Let's go. Um, actually your two can stay here. Alright? I don't want you, Vegeta, to get mental again. So I'll be back soon! See ya!" Bulma said as she took off.
"Hmph. Mental...me? Impossible," Vegeta growled.
"But didn't yesterday you two...oh forget it..." Goku mumbled.
WHEN Bulma arrived with the capsule fuel she filled it up, that would last a long time. And she had bought several other fuel storage capsules.
"Alright. Let's go to the next planet," Bulma said as she put in the cordinates. "It should take a week to get there."
"How long will we have to search for more Dragonballs...I hope it's not long..I don't want to be too long on this ship with two bakas," Vegeta grumbled.
"Shut up, Vegeta," Bulma ordered.
"I don't have to shut up. I'm the Prince of The Saiyans," Vegeta smirked smugly.
Bulma narrowed her eyes. Thus another fight had begun.........
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A/N: Please Review. So what'll happen next time? Hmmm...no hints! MWAHAHA!
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-Speedy-
~The Trouble-Making Trio~
ch10-Low Fuel
( Converting the opposite of what they say to what they actually mean )
"LOW FUEL!" The computer voice beeped loudly.
Bulma woke up and threw the covers off. Her pjs were blue with small yellow ducks on them. She went into the control room and found the source. Her eyes widened. Fuel was practically gone.
"Kuso!" She cursed and her fingers grazed over the panel.
"Computer, where is the closest fuel-providing planet?" Bulma demanded.
"Appoximately one half an hour away," It said.
"Computer, will we be able to make it there in time before the ship goes out on us?"
"Yes." It stated flaty.
Bulma sighed in relief, "What is the name of this planet?"
"Kinmelain," It said.
"Give me further details about this planet," Bulma ordered.
A screen appeared with the green looking planet.
"Bulma Briefs, this planet's people are called Kinmelainsjins. They can be mostly nice and are pretty kind. But they also have their faults like other races."
"Go on," She commanded.
"The Kinmelainjins are a very difficult race. They speak every single language. Even saiyanjin language. But ......But...."
"But what!" Bulma spar out angrily.
"But they say everything opposite," The computer explained.
She got interested, "What do you mean? Like if they tried to compliment me they'd say I was ugly instead of pretty?"
"Precisely," It said.
"Why?"
The computer seemed to shrug.
"Okay, then. Do the people that land have to speak backwards too?" Bulma asked.
"No. They understand what others say, but don't realize what they say," The computer said.
Bulma could only nod as she started searching mostly about the planet.
** 30 minutes later**
The ship landed hard on the Kinmelains surface. Goku and Vegeta had gotten dressed already and ready when they noticed they had landed.
"Is there a Dragonball on this planet?" Vegeta asked.
"No. We need fuel. And this planet provides it," Bulma informed him.
But she had forgotten the most important part of the planet. They spoke the opposite of everything. What would little Veggie think?
"Do we have the money?" Bulma asked.
"Money? What are you talking about?" Goku asked.
"Oh, I forgot. I brought loads of money with us. So, um, hold on," Bulma said as she rushed to get it.
Bulma came back with about a bag full of money.
"Alright, let's go," Bulma instructed as they flew after her.
They spotted the closest town. The people here were ...brown... there eyes were brown..hair was brown...brown everywhere on them. Even hair.
They stopped Bulma walked up to a man...er...what she thought was a man and started to ask something to where fuel was.
"Um, excuse me sir?" Bulma tried to get attention.
"No?" The guys said. He meant... ( yes ) ~Remember I told you that they spoke the opposite and ( ) is what they actially mean!~
"Could you tell me where the closest ship fuel is?" Bulma asked, nicely.
"No! It's not in the next town to the right of here," He said. ( Yes. It is in the town right of here )
"Thank you sir!" Bulma smiled.
"That was trouble," He said. Which meant...( No trouble at all )
Vegeta's mouth was hanging to the ground. He thought, ' What the Hell?! He said it was not! And then he said no...I don't understand!!!!!!! ' ~I think it's really funny when Veggie freaks out~
Goku seemed to understand though. But this was because he was weird and always thought positive. Making most of the words positive... ~Goku is REALLy weird, idn't he?~
Bulma and the two took off into the sky to go get some fuel. They landed into the next town and Bulma went to ask someone else where it was.
"Ma'am?" Bulma got the...lady's attention.
"It's not nice to see you, dear," She said. ( Nice to see you, dear )
"Do you know where the cloesest ship fuel place is? My ship needs some fuel..."
"I don't know! It isn't about a mile from here, okay? It doesn't have a sign that says, ' FUEL SHOP. ' You don't got that do you?" The lady explained. It means ( I know. It's about a mile from here. The sign says, 'FUEL SHOP.' Did you get that? )
"Yes, thank you, ma'am," Bulma said as she started to levitate a bit.
Vegeta blinked several times, ' Am I hearing things?! No it can't be...Am I scarred or something! WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME! I heard them say the opposite of things....WWWHHHHHYYYY?????!!!!! '
Goku and Bulma understood everything. Goku is just weird and Bulma knew why they spoke that way. Vegeta just was in ihs own thoughts.They flew to the Fuel shop and walked in.
A man with grease on him greeted them, "What three ugly little children." (What three cute little kids.)
"Thank you," Bulma said.
Vegeta felt as if he was gonna have a heart attack, ' I'm not ugly! I'm the prince of the saiyans! What madness do these beings speak??!! '
Goku just stood there, looking stupid, with his stupid grin. How Vegeta despised his stupidness. Vegeta sighed, flustered.
"The sooner we get off this planet, the better," Vegeta mumbled.
"We were wondering if you had any fuel for our ship. We have some money. So how much?" Bulma said.
"We have fuel. It will not be transported by someone tomorrow," He said. ( We do not have fuel. It will be delievered by someone tomorrow. )
She turned to her friends, "Okay, we'll have to stay at our ship or something for tonight. The fuel will be delievered tomorrow. So we'll stay at the spaceship.
"NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!" Vegetea wailed and flew out the door, far far away.
"What's wrong with him?" Goku asked.
"I think he's mentally ill. Veggie-boy is always freaky," Bulma said as she laughed.
They flew away and found Vegeta's ki. He was rocking back and forth, like a real mental case. Bulma's eyes widened. Goku just mimicked Bulma.
Bulma approached him, "Uh, Vegeta?"
No answer.
"What is wrong with him?"
"YOU WANT TO KNOW? WELL I HEAR PEOPLE SAY THE OPPOSITE OF THINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THEY SAID I WAS UGLY! I AM A PRINCE! I WILL NOT TOLERATE IT! AND YOU TWO SEEM TO UNDERSTAND THEM!!! WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!???????!!!!!!!" Prince Vegeta screamed at them.
Bulma tried to keep a straight face, but failed and burst into fits of laughter. Goku scratched his head and thought, ' Did I miss something? All I hear is my ears ringing. '
"STOP LAUGHING!" Vegeta yelled.
Bulma wiped the tears from her eyes, "Come on 'Geta! I forgot to tell you! How silly of me! Kinmelainsjins speak the opposite of everything!"
Vegeta growled and lunged at Bulma. He was totally unaware of anything. Goku's head stopped ringing and he lunged for Vegeta........but missed.
Bulma was pinned to the ground with Vegeta on top of her. ~Not what you perves are thinking!~
She was choking, "V-Vegggggeta!"
Vegeta tightened the hold on her neck. This wasn't funny any more. Bulma started crying with tears running down her cheeks. Goku was scrambling to get up. She was crying, but Vegeta didn't notice.
"VEGETA!" Goku yelled, seriously, and lunged at him. Vegeta fell off of Bulma and was pinned against the ground in a death-threat-from-Goku-manner.
Bulma kept coughing and then backed up to a tree, sort of sitting. She out her head between her knees with a scared expression all over her face.
She thought, ' It hurt!!! Vegeta could have killed me if Goku hadn't saved me! I didn't mean not to tell him! I forgot! And now I hurt!!!!!!!! '
Goku growled, "Vegeta! Get a hold of yourself!" This didn't get his attention. "PRINCE Vegeta!"
Vegeta looked at his surroundings and asked, "What are you doing Kakarott?!"
Goku didn't loosen or tighten his death hold. He said, "You almost killed Bulma!"
Vegeta's eyes widened. Goku let go. He looked around and saw Bulma crying against a tree. Vegeta remembered now. He thought, ' Oh my Kami...'
Bulma had stopped crying and the pain had subsided. But it hurt her that Vegeta had actually done that. It wasn't very nice at all.
"B-Bulma?" Vegeta said.
Bulma looked up at Vegeta, "Go 'way stupid."
"I-I'm sorry. I was just mad and all," Vegeta apologized.
"A-Are you sure, Veg?" Bulma sniffled.
Vegeta made her stand and hugged her, in a friendly way. "Positive."
This cheered Bulma up immensly. Bulma parted from Vegeta and caught sight of Goku. He was leaning up against a tree...
She grinned and pulled him into a hug, "Thanks Son-kun!"
Goku grinned and they headed back to the ship. They had forgave and forgot. That night they had slept peacefully.
*
NEXT morning they woke up in their spaceship beds and went out of bed. Vegeta and Goku had fought over who had the first showerm but Bulma had swiftly gotten past them and took one first. Then the other two took theres.
"Let's go. Um, actually your two can stay here. Alright? I don't want you, Vegeta, to get mental again. So I'll be back soon! See ya!" Bulma said as she took off.
"Hmph. Mental...me? Impossible," Vegeta growled.
"But didn't yesterday you two...oh forget it..." Goku mumbled.
WHEN Bulma arrived with the capsule fuel she filled it up, that would last a long time. And she had bought several other fuel storage capsules.
"Alright. Let's go to the next planet," Bulma said as she put in the cordinates. "It should take a week to get there."
"How long will we have to search for more Dragonballs...I hope it's not long..I don't want to be too long on this ship with two bakas," Vegeta grumbled.
"Shut up, Vegeta," Bulma ordered.
"I don't have to shut up. I'm the Prince of The Saiyans," Vegeta smirked smugly.
Bulma narrowed her eyes. Thus another fight had begun.........
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A/N: Please Review. So what'll happen next time? Hmmm...no hints! MWAHAHA!
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-Speedy-