COFFEE FIEND

By: Jacey925

Rating: PG13

Pairings: L/L R/T

Disclaimer: Don't own them... Even though I'd give anything. well almost anything (maybe not my soul cause we've all seen what that can do) for Luke.. :D

A/N: Relating to the Smallville thing. Lois Lane/Lana Lang - we have our answer. 'Me' reviewed and said this:

"In the Superman comics Lana Lang really is a different person (I believe she marries Pete) and Lois is, well, Lois. In the movies Lana and Lois are different too (In fact in Superman 3, Annette O'Toole plays Lana-she's Mrs. Kent on Smallville - but I'm not sure if Pete and Lana get married in the movies.)"

Also, from 'Jamie', this:

"Also, about the Lois Lane/Lana Lang thing - I don't know if you ever watched The Adventures of Lois and Clark, or the cartoon version of Superman that they had on a couple years back, but in both of those series, Clark's high school girlfriend's name was Lana. I don't remember what her last name was in either of those shows, though. She was only mentioned a few times, though she did show up as a villain in the cartoon...allied with Lex Luthor. (Another Double L...along with Lional Luthor. hmmm...)"

Anyway, on with the fic. (And a BIG thank you to everyone who reviewed, cause that REALLY helped me with this, you know, the whole never seen GG thing, and not sure bout the characters, but here goes my next effort ;) )



Luke sighed, as Lorelai started banging her head on the counter.

'What?' he said gruffly.

Lorelai pouted at him, 'I waaaant cofffffffeee' she whined. 'Gimme coffee!'

Luke rolled his eyes, and then smirked at her, 'You'll have to wait until Jess gets back.'

Loreali sighed, loudly, 'But I want cofffeeee NOW!' she said enouncing the 'now' by banging her fists on the counter. Hard. 'Owwwww.'

Luke smirked at her again, 'It's your own fault.' He reminded her.

At that moment, saving Luke from anymore winging, Jess walked into the diner carrying a box, which Lorelai presumed had the coffee in it.

Her eyes lit up and she launched herself at the box.

Luke gasped, 'Jess! Move!' he shouted, waving his arms at him.

But it was too late, Lorelai had already tackled Jess to the ground. But as he fell, the box went flying out of his arms, and into the arms of Luke.

He turned to Lorelai, and smirked at her, 'Ha!'

Lorelai lifted herself off the top of Jess, said 'Sorry Jess!' cheerfully, and turned to Luke, 'Luuuukey, coffee?'

'No.'

Lorelai smiled, charmingly at him, 'Please Lukester?'

'No.. and don't call me that.' Luke said gruffly.

'Lukey lukey LUKE! COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE!' Lorelai yelled, while spinning around in a circle, waving her arms wildly.

Just then Miss PATTY WALKED IN, DUCKED Lorelai's wildly out of control arm movements, and said to Luke, 'Give the child her coffee. It'll be all we hear about otherwise.'

Luke sighed, for what seemed the hundredth time since Lorelai had entered the diner that morning. 'Fine.'

Lorelai stopped spinning. 'Coffee?' she questioned.

'Yeah.' Said Luke, getting out a cup, placing it on the counter, and pouring the liquid gold into it.

Lorelai smiled at him, 'Have I told you lately that I love you?' she questioned.

Luke smirked at her, 'Only every time I give you coffee.'

Jess smirked at Lorelai and muttered, 'Maybe you should tell him out of the coffee context.'

Luke frowned, 'Jess?' Lorelai gasped, and muttered, 'I gotta go.' And ran out the door, leaving it swinging on it's hinges, and Luke standing behind the counter, holding the coffee pot and looking extremely confused.