"Once upon a time, there was a boy born without a fairy..."
Cast:
Rocky as Link
Fetcher as Mido
Navi
Deku Tree
Ginger as Saria
(The Deku tree's meadow)
The great Deku tree (known as TGDT): Navi...Navi... I have not much time left, find the boy, the boy without a fairy....bring him to me...
Navi: Yes Great Deku.
(Navi fly's off, bumps into a few things then reaches the tree house... And
Rocky's asleep inside.)
Navi: Hello!
*loud snore*
Navi: Hey! Wake up! Can the fate of Hyrule really depend on such a lazy boy?
Rocky: Huh? Wha? Damn mosquito! (sprays her with bug killer)
Navi: HEY! I AM NOT A BUG!!! I'm a fairy!
Rocky: Bug? Fairy? What's the difference?
Navi: I don't bite you unless I want to! Plus I can turn you into a frog!
Rocky: All right, all right, I'm up. (stares at Navi) so what's your name bug?
Navi: I'm Navi. And you are?
Rocky: Link. AKA Fairy boy, stupid and freaky kid without a fairy.
Navi: Oh, well, erm, the great Deku tree has summoned you!
Rocky:(sarcastic) Me? Really? Some giant talking weed has summoned me?
Navi: Yes.
Rocky: Well tell him I'm busy!
(Navi glares, then waves her (invisible) hands. Little insects come out of
them and strart biting Rocky)
Rocky: GAHHHHHH!!!!!! BUGS!!!!!!!
(Runs out of hut and chrashes into the ground)
Narrator: Er... Rocky?
Rocky: (Gace buried in ground) *angry noises*
(Ginger skips over)
Ginger: Hi Link! Whatcha doin?
Rocky: Getting my beak stuck in the ground...
Navi: (floats down) You should learn how to fly, it's so useful.
Rocky: Yeah, as if I didn't look stupid enough in the elf get-up!
Ginger: I was meaning to ask, why do you wander around in a dress anyways?
Rocky: IT'S A TUNIC! All the Koriki boys wear them!
Ginger: Whatever you say...::under her breath:: so a skirt!
Rocky: Hey, guess what? The great Deku tree summoned me!!!!
Ginger: Cool. You better go see him right away!
(Rocky runs over to the entrance to the Deku tree's meadow and is stopped by
Fetcher)
Fetcher: Hey, Mr. No-fairy! Why do you want to go see the tree, beg him for a
fairy! Hahaha! Mr. No-fairy!
Rocky:(Sarcastic) Gee, that's an original nickname, did you think of it all
by yourself? And I got me a fairy now! See? (grabs Navi and shows her to
Fetcher)
Fetcher: Well I'm not letting you through until you have a sword and shield
at least!
Rocky: Y'know, I could grab you and rip you to bits in one move.
Fetcher: But ya won't. Humph, how is it you have become the favourite of not
only Saria but the Great Deku tree as well?
Rocky: Can I help it if I have a magnetic personality? So were do I get the
sword and shield anyway?
Fetcher: Well the shields sell for 40 rupees in the shop, but they don't sell
swords! Haha!
(As Rocky and navi walk away)
Rocky: Did he seem a little... Insane to you?
Navi: Yep. So shall we go get a sword which also happens to be a guarded
Koriki secret?
Rocky: What?
Navi: Just follow me.
(So they go find that hole you have to crawl through and end up in a maze
thing with a boulder rolling around...)
Rocky: So where's the sword?
Navi: I guess you have to look for it in this maze and AIGH! WATCH OUT!!!
Rocky: What? Don't tell me, some giant rock's rolling around and it's gonna
sumsh me any second right?
Navi: YEAH! MOVE! (flies into his dopy little hat.)
Rocky: Come on Navi, the chances of that are.... (gets sumshed by
boulder)...OW!!!!!! MY INCREDIBLY HANDSOME BODY!!!!
Navi: (Pops out of hat) I told ya!
(Rocky runs off and reaches the chest...)
Rocky: Now let me think, I wonder what I'm supposed to do with this? (kicks
it open.. You got an item music plays) Neat! I got a really, really pathetic
little sword!
Navi: Now you need a shield. Got forty rupees handy?
Rocky:(Sarcastic) Yeah, I live in a tree with hardly any furniture and I wear
a dopy little elf outfit. Sure I got money.
Navi: Don't take that tone with me or I'll turn you into a little frog.
Narrator: To make a long story short, Link wandered around till he got 40
rupees and bought a shield. Then he goes to see that little git Mido again.
Fetcher: Whatcha doin here Mr. Guy who until recently was known as Mr.
No-fairy?
Rocky: I got a sword and shield, now let me past before I slice your little
head off and give it to the tennis-playing fairies.
Tennis-playing faires: HOORAY!
Fetcher: Fine! Go! But I'll still never accept you as a Koriki!
Rocky: Big deal, you all wander around in elf outfits anyway!
(Fetcher steps aside and Rocky wanders in)
Rocky: Gee, I wonder why I needed a sword and Shield, do you see any monsters
around here Navi?
Navi: Not really.
(Suddenly Deku baba thingy pops out of the ground and chomps at him)
Rocky: (Leaps about four feet in the air) GAAHHHH! WHAT THE HELL IS THAT????
Navi: A deku baba. Whack it with your sword!! Quick! HEY!! LOOK!!! LISTEN!!!!
Rocky: O-kaaay. (hits it with the sword and it dies!!) Cool! It left a stick!
Navi: You can use the stick as a weapon!
TGDT: HURRY UP NAVI!
Navi: Oh, I hear the great deku tree calling us Link. Let us go...
(So they walk into the meadow.)
TGDT: Ahh Navi, verily thou hast brought me the boy without a fairy...
Rocky: YO! I GOT ONE NOW! See? She's buzzing around you!
Navi: Shut up! The tree speaks...(bows (invisible) head.)
Deku: Link, thou's sleep has been restless, many nightmares have troubled
thee, of a man, in black armour...
Rocky: Actually it's usually a chick in black armour...
Navi: MORE THAN WE NEEDED TO KNOW!!!
TGDT: Anyway, those gifted individuals have felt this dream, for a great evil
is spreading throughout the land... And as for me, A CURSE HAS BEEN PUT UPON
ME!!!!!!
Rocky: Er, what?
Navi: In plain English he just said something bad is going to happen and you
can sense it in your dreams, and he's been cursed.
TGDT: Link! Ist thou brave enough to enter me, to break this curse and to set
me free?
Rocky: Wha?
Navi: Sure we are!!
TGDT: Then enter you must. GOOD LUCK LINK!
(The tree opens his mouth)
Rocky: I'm sorry, there must be a whole chunk of conversation there I just
missed.
Navi: You have to go inside the Deku tree and save his wooden hiney.
Rocky: What? NO WAY! (pause) do I have to do this?
Navi: (sighs) Only if you don't want to spend the rest of your life at the
bottom of a pond, with all the other toads.
Rocky: Frogs?
Navi: If you prefer. Just go in or you'll wake up as some sort of amphibian.
(And so they enter....)
Rocky: Phew, how much garlic has this guy eaten in the last two hours?
Navi: None actually.
(Behind them a Deku baba is getting dangerously close)
Deku Baba: Chomp chomp!
Rocky: ARRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (leaps forty feet in the air)
Deku baba: *confused look* chomp chomp?
Rocky: Don't EVER sneak up on me!!!
Deku Baba: chomple? *looks cute*
Navi: Don't stand there having a conversation! Kill kill kill!!!
(slices Deku baba to bits.)
Rocky: Hey! It left a hart! That's...kinda gruesome.
Navi: Never mind, come on! Climb that ladder!
(a few minutes later)
Rocky: Okay, so I've got a map, a compass, and a really dopy catapult. So
what do I do now?
Navi: Well you know how we're at the top now?
Rocky: Yeah?
Navi: Jump down there and you'll open a new room!
Rocky: WHAT?! What do you think I am, crazy?
Navi: Please? Pwetty pweelse? *puppy dog eyes*
Rocky: I ain't going! Not ever! Never in a million years!
Navi: Fine. (points behind him) look! A poster of Britney Spears topless!
Rocky: (spins round) Where??? (falls down whilst yelling something)
*magic poof*
Ginny: What did he just yell?
Navi: Sounded like "OH BUUUGGGGEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!"
Ginny: Okay then.
Navi: Are you all right?
Rocky: MAJOR OW!
Navi: I'll take that as a yes.
Rocky: (looks around) Hey! Navi! There's cobwebs in here!
Navi: What do you expect from a place infested with giant evil spiders?
Rocky: GIANT EVIL SPIDERS????????????????????
Navi: Yep.
Rocky: Let me guess, I gotta kill them right?
Navi: Right again elf-boy.
Narrator: And so Link travelled around the Deku tree chopping lots of nasty
spider thingies until he learned the secret of queen Ghoma and was ready to
enter the *echoing voice* BOSS'S LAIR!
Rocky: Somehow I think this is going to hurt, a lot.
Ginny: Big deal, so long as Bill from props doesn't let the healing faires
out we're fine.
(Suddenly all the healing fairy's zoom past, with Bill chasing them)
Ginny: Damn. Okay, Rocky, don't hurt yourself.
Rocky: O-kay... (opens door)
Narrator: Link and navi entered the *echoing voice* BOSS'S LAIR. But inside
they found nothing, all they could hear was a scratching noise.
Rocky: (Whispering) Okay, this is SO scary.
Navi: If you don't mind I'm going to hide in your hat... *pops into dopy hat*
Rocky: *starts looking around* Er... Hello? Mr. Boss?
(Then he looks up)
Rocky: A HUGE FREAKIN SPIDER!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Passes out)
Navi: What? What's going on? What's happening? (looks up) GREAT DAY IN THE
MORNIN!!!!!!
Rocky: (Coming round) I just had the worst dream with a giant spider and...
OH MY GOD THERE IT IS!!!!!!!
(Then the Spider jumps down and roars at them)
BOSS: GIANT PARASITIC ARACHNID, QUEEN GHOMA
Rocky: Hold up a minute! That thing is a GIRL?????
Navi: It's a giant spider that can crush us in a second and you're focusing
on that fact that it's a girl??? KILL IT!!! *dives into his dopy hat*
Rocky: (sarcastic) Oh that's helpful Navi!
(Giant thingy lays an egg)
Rocky: What's that? Some kinda bomb???
Navi: It's an egg.
Rocky: Look, I've seen eggs, that ain't an egg. It's Blue and vibrating. Eggs
don't do that.
(Egg hatches, a wittle baby Ghoma pops out)
Baby Ghoma: goo goo?
Rocky: What did I say that sounded like "send in more spiders??"
Baby Ghoma: Gaa goo! (runs over to Rocky and, starts cooing at him)
Rocky: Errrrr, someone explain what's going on?
Ginny: Awwww, it likes you!
Fetcher: It thinks you're it's daddy!
(All the cast xcept Rocky fall over laughing)
Rocky: SHUT UP! (kicks baby Ghoma) Get lost kid, I don't wanna have to hurt
you.
Baby Ghoma: WAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
Navi: Now you've done it!
Rocky: Hey, you're my fairy, use some magic!
Navi: Okay, would you prefer to be a frog or a newt?
Baby Ghoma: WAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
Rocky: (Grabs stupid baby ghoma and throws it across the set.) That's one
problem dealt with, now were'd that Giant spider go? (aims catapult at its
eyeball...Queen Ghoma comes crashing down to the ground)
Navi: Now slash it's eye!!!
(Rocky cuts Ghoma and she dies)
Navi: Hey! You won!
Rocky: Ewww.... Spider guts everywhere...
Narrator: Link took the hart container and warped out of the Deku tree.
(They are outside the great Deku tree, it's breathing slowly and painfully)
TGDT: Link... Thou hast done well... But I was doomed from the start...
Here.. Take the Koriki emerald... (the emerald drops from the sky and knocks
Rocky.)
Rocky: Owie...
TGDK: Now... Navi... You must go with him. Link, go into Hyrule, there you
will meet a princess of destiny...
(He starts to talk about prophecies and junk.)
Rocky: He sure can natter on for a guy who's about to die.
Narrator: Link understood what the Deku tree had said, he was about to leave
when...
TGDT: Link... You must know, you did not have a fairy because... Your parents
were Hylian.
Rocky: Yeah, alrighty then, can I go now??
TGDT: Sure. Send me a postcard!
(As Rocky runs away Navi remains for a second)
Navi: Goodbye great Deku, I'll always remember y-
Rocky: Come on you stupid bug!
Navi: Shut ya trap! I'm comin!
End of scene 1
Cast:
Rocky as Link
Fetcher as Mido
Navi
Deku Tree
Ginger as Saria
(The Deku tree's meadow)
The great Deku tree (known as TGDT): Navi...Navi... I have not much time left, find the boy, the boy without a fairy....bring him to me...
Navi: Yes Great Deku.
(Navi fly's off, bumps into a few things then reaches the tree house... And
Rocky's asleep inside.)
Navi: Hello!
*loud snore*
Navi: Hey! Wake up! Can the fate of Hyrule really depend on such a lazy boy?
Rocky: Huh? Wha? Damn mosquito! (sprays her with bug killer)
Navi: HEY! I AM NOT A BUG!!! I'm a fairy!
Rocky: Bug? Fairy? What's the difference?
Navi: I don't bite you unless I want to! Plus I can turn you into a frog!
Rocky: All right, all right, I'm up. (stares at Navi) so what's your name bug?
Navi: I'm Navi. And you are?
Rocky: Link. AKA Fairy boy, stupid and freaky kid without a fairy.
Navi: Oh, well, erm, the great Deku tree has summoned you!
Rocky:(sarcastic) Me? Really? Some giant talking weed has summoned me?
Navi: Yes.
Rocky: Well tell him I'm busy!
(Navi glares, then waves her (invisible) hands. Little insects come out of
them and strart biting Rocky)
Rocky: GAHHHHHH!!!!!! BUGS!!!!!!!
(Runs out of hut and chrashes into the ground)
Narrator: Er... Rocky?
Rocky: (Gace buried in ground) *angry noises*
(Ginger skips over)
Ginger: Hi Link! Whatcha doin?
Rocky: Getting my beak stuck in the ground...
Navi: (floats down) You should learn how to fly, it's so useful.
Rocky: Yeah, as if I didn't look stupid enough in the elf get-up!
Ginger: I was meaning to ask, why do you wander around in a dress anyways?
Rocky: IT'S A TUNIC! All the Koriki boys wear them!
Ginger: Whatever you say...::under her breath:: so a skirt!
Rocky: Hey, guess what? The great Deku tree summoned me!!!!
Ginger: Cool. You better go see him right away!
(Rocky runs over to the entrance to the Deku tree's meadow and is stopped by
Fetcher)
Fetcher: Hey, Mr. No-fairy! Why do you want to go see the tree, beg him for a
fairy! Hahaha! Mr. No-fairy!
Rocky:(Sarcastic) Gee, that's an original nickname, did you think of it all
by yourself? And I got me a fairy now! See? (grabs Navi and shows her to
Fetcher)
Fetcher: Well I'm not letting you through until you have a sword and shield
at least!
Rocky: Y'know, I could grab you and rip you to bits in one move.
Fetcher: But ya won't. Humph, how is it you have become the favourite of not
only Saria but the Great Deku tree as well?
Rocky: Can I help it if I have a magnetic personality? So were do I get the
sword and shield anyway?
Fetcher: Well the shields sell for 40 rupees in the shop, but they don't sell
swords! Haha!
(As Rocky and navi walk away)
Rocky: Did he seem a little... Insane to you?
Navi: Yep. So shall we go get a sword which also happens to be a guarded
Koriki secret?
Rocky: What?
Navi: Just follow me.
(So they go find that hole you have to crawl through and end up in a maze
thing with a boulder rolling around...)
Rocky: So where's the sword?
Navi: I guess you have to look for it in this maze and AIGH! WATCH OUT!!!
Rocky: What? Don't tell me, some giant rock's rolling around and it's gonna
sumsh me any second right?
Navi: YEAH! MOVE! (flies into his dopy little hat.)
Rocky: Come on Navi, the chances of that are.... (gets sumshed by
boulder)...OW!!!!!! MY INCREDIBLY HANDSOME BODY!!!!
Navi: (Pops out of hat) I told ya!
(Rocky runs off and reaches the chest...)
Rocky: Now let me think, I wonder what I'm supposed to do with this? (kicks
it open.. You got an item music plays) Neat! I got a really, really pathetic
little sword!
Navi: Now you need a shield. Got forty rupees handy?
Rocky:(Sarcastic) Yeah, I live in a tree with hardly any furniture and I wear
a dopy little elf outfit. Sure I got money.
Navi: Don't take that tone with me or I'll turn you into a little frog.
Narrator: To make a long story short, Link wandered around till he got 40
rupees and bought a shield. Then he goes to see that little git Mido again.
Fetcher: Whatcha doin here Mr. Guy who until recently was known as Mr.
No-fairy?
Rocky: I got a sword and shield, now let me past before I slice your little
head off and give it to the tennis-playing fairies.
Tennis-playing faires: HOORAY!
Fetcher: Fine! Go! But I'll still never accept you as a Koriki!
Rocky: Big deal, you all wander around in elf outfits anyway!
(Fetcher steps aside and Rocky wanders in)
Rocky: Gee, I wonder why I needed a sword and Shield, do you see any monsters
around here Navi?
Navi: Not really.
(Suddenly Deku baba thingy pops out of the ground and chomps at him)
Rocky: (Leaps about four feet in the air) GAAHHHH! WHAT THE HELL IS THAT????
Navi: A deku baba. Whack it with your sword!! Quick! HEY!! LOOK!!! LISTEN!!!!
Rocky: O-kaaay. (hits it with the sword and it dies!!) Cool! It left a stick!
Navi: You can use the stick as a weapon!
TGDT: HURRY UP NAVI!
Navi: Oh, I hear the great deku tree calling us Link. Let us go...
(So they walk into the meadow.)
TGDT: Ahh Navi, verily thou hast brought me the boy without a fairy...
Rocky: YO! I GOT ONE NOW! See? She's buzzing around you!
Navi: Shut up! The tree speaks...(bows (invisible) head.)
Deku: Link, thou's sleep has been restless, many nightmares have troubled
thee, of a man, in black armour...
Rocky: Actually it's usually a chick in black armour...
Navi: MORE THAN WE NEEDED TO KNOW!!!
TGDT: Anyway, those gifted individuals have felt this dream, for a great evil
is spreading throughout the land... And as for me, A CURSE HAS BEEN PUT UPON
ME!!!!!!
Rocky: Er, what?
Navi: In plain English he just said something bad is going to happen and you
can sense it in your dreams, and he's been cursed.
TGDT: Link! Ist thou brave enough to enter me, to break this curse and to set
me free?
Rocky: Wha?
Navi: Sure we are!!
TGDT: Then enter you must. GOOD LUCK LINK!
(The tree opens his mouth)
Rocky: I'm sorry, there must be a whole chunk of conversation there I just
missed.
Navi: You have to go inside the Deku tree and save his wooden hiney.
Rocky: What? NO WAY! (pause) do I have to do this?
Navi: (sighs) Only if you don't want to spend the rest of your life at the
bottom of a pond, with all the other toads.
Rocky: Frogs?
Navi: If you prefer. Just go in or you'll wake up as some sort of amphibian.
(And so they enter....)
Rocky: Phew, how much garlic has this guy eaten in the last two hours?
Navi: None actually.
(Behind them a Deku baba is getting dangerously close)
Deku Baba: Chomp chomp!
Rocky: ARRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (leaps forty feet in the air)
Deku baba: *confused look* chomp chomp?
Rocky: Don't EVER sneak up on me!!!
Deku Baba: chomple? *looks cute*
Navi: Don't stand there having a conversation! Kill kill kill!!!
(slices Deku baba to bits.)
Rocky: Hey! It left a hart! That's...kinda gruesome.
Navi: Never mind, come on! Climb that ladder!
(a few minutes later)
Rocky: Okay, so I've got a map, a compass, and a really dopy catapult. So
what do I do now?
Navi: Well you know how we're at the top now?
Rocky: Yeah?
Navi: Jump down there and you'll open a new room!
Rocky: WHAT?! What do you think I am, crazy?
Navi: Please? Pwetty pweelse? *puppy dog eyes*
Rocky: I ain't going! Not ever! Never in a million years!
Navi: Fine. (points behind him) look! A poster of Britney Spears topless!
Rocky: (spins round) Where??? (falls down whilst yelling something)
*magic poof*
Ginny: What did he just yell?
Navi: Sounded like "OH BUUUGGGGEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!"
Ginny: Okay then.
Navi: Are you all right?
Rocky: MAJOR OW!
Navi: I'll take that as a yes.
Rocky: (looks around) Hey! Navi! There's cobwebs in here!
Navi: What do you expect from a place infested with giant evil spiders?
Rocky: GIANT EVIL SPIDERS????????????????????
Navi: Yep.
Rocky: Let me guess, I gotta kill them right?
Navi: Right again elf-boy.
Narrator: And so Link travelled around the Deku tree chopping lots of nasty
spider thingies until he learned the secret of queen Ghoma and was ready to
enter the *echoing voice* BOSS'S LAIR!
Rocky: Somehow I think this is going to hurt, a lot.
Ginny: Big deal, so long as Bill from props doesn't let the healing faires
out we're fine.
(Suddenly all the healing fairy's zoom past, with Bill chasing them)
Ginny: Damn. Okay, Rocky, don't hurt yourself.
Rocky: O-kay... (opens door)
Narrator: Link and navi entered the *echoing voice* BOSS'S LAIR. But inside
they found nothing, all they could hear was a scratching noise.
Rocky: (Whispering) Okay, this is SO scary.
Navi: If you don't mind I'm going to hide in your hat... *pops into dopy hat*
Rocky: *starts looking around* Er... Hello? Mr. Boss?
(Then he looks up)
Rocky: A HUGE FREAKIN SPIDER!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Passes out)
Navi: What? What's going on? What's happening? (looks up) GREAT DAY IN THE
MORNIN!!!!!!
Rocky: (Coming round) I just had the worst dream with a giant spider and...
OH MY GOD THERE IT IS!!!!!!!
(Then the Spider jumps down and roars at them)
BOSS: GIANT PARASITIC ARACHNID, QUEEN GHOMA
Rocky: Hold up a minute! That thing is a GIRL?????
Navi: It's a giant spider that can crush us in a second and you're focusing
on that fact that it's a girl??? KILL IT!!! *dives into his dopy hat*
Rocky: (sarcastic) Oh that's helpful Navi!
(Giant thingy lays an egg)
Rocky: What's that? Some kinda bomb???
Navi: It's an egg.
Rocky: Look, I've seen eggs, that ain't an egg. It's Blue and vibrating. Eggs
don't do that.
(Egg hatches, a wittle baby Ghoma pops out)
Baby Ghoma: goo goo?
Rocky: What did I say that sounded like "send in more spiders??"
Baby Ghoma: Gaa goo! (runs over to Rocky and, starts cooing at him)
Rocky: Errrrr, someone explain what's going on?
Ginny: Awwww, it likes you!
Fetcher: It thinks you're it's daddy!
(All the cast xcept Rocky fall over laughing)
Rocky: SHUT UP! (kicks baby Ghoma) Get lost kid, I don't wanna have to hurt
you.
Baby Ghoma: WAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
Navi: Now you've done it!
Rocky: Hey, you're my fairy, use some magic!
Navi: Okay, would you prefer to be a frog or a newt?
Baby Ghoma: WAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
Rocky: (Grabs stupid baby ghoma and throws it across the set.) That's one
problem dealt with, now were'd that Giant spider go? (aims catapult at its
eyeball...Queen Ghoma comes crashing down to the ground)
Navi: Now slash it's eye!!!
(Rocky cuts Ghoma and she dies)
Navi: Hey! You won!
Rocky: Ewww.... Spider guts everywhere...
Narrator: Link took the hart container and warped out of the Deku tree.
(They are outside the great Deku tree, it's breathing slowly and painfully)
TGDT: Link... Thou hast done well... But I was doomed from the start...
Here.. Take the Koriki emerald... (the emerald drops from the sky and knocks
Rocky.)
Rocky: Owie...
TGDK: Now... Navi... You must go with him. Link, go into Hyrule, there you
will meet a princess of destiny...
(He starts to talk about prophecies and junk.)
Rocky: He sure can natter on for a guy who's about to die.
Narrator: Link understood what the Deku tree had said, he was about to leave
when...
TGDT: Link... You must know, you did not have a fairy because... Your parents
were Hylian.
Rocky: Yeah, alrighty then, can I go now??
TGDT: Sure. Send me a postcard!
(As Rocky runs away Navi remains for a second)
Navi: Goodbye great Deku, I'll always remember y-
Rocky: Come on you stupid bug!
Navi: Shut ya trap! I'm comin!
End of scene 1