Scene no. 2
Rocky as Link
Ginger as Zelda, Malon and Saria
Bunty as Impa
Fetcher as Mido
Navi as special guest appearance
Mrs Tweedy as Gannondorf
Nick as Big Brother
Fowler as Talon
Oliver as Ingo
Deku Throne
Navi: Link, we should go the Hyrule Castle!
Rocky: Yeah yeah, what ever, just quit buzzing around my head!
(Louie the fly walks on stage)
Louie: I can help you with that Gov!
(Starts tap dancing.)
Louie: I ain't afraid of nothing. except for the man with the can of Molten!
Super sonic boomer
(Molten special insect spay, bring dem fly to the judgement day!)
Louie: Ahhhhhh! It's the devil!
Rocky: Hey, give me that!
(Takes can and spays Navi until there isn't any thing left in the can.)
Navi: Mmmmm, pine fresh!!!
Rocky: Your supposed to die!
Navi: You forget, I'm magic! (Evil laugh) *cough cough*
Narrator: If you lot could please go on with the story! There's evil to conquer out there!!!
Rocky: Fine
Narrator: So Link's adventure continued, he walked out of the Deku tree throne space and bumped straight into Mido.
Fetcher: Link what happened to the Deku tree? You killed it! You stupid F#$K!
Rocky: Um, can I go past now?
Fetcher: No, I'm never going to let you out! Ever!
Rocky: Nuts to this!
(Draws out sword and stabs Fetcher)
Narrator: Rocky, that wasn't very nice! We needed him later in the story!
Rocky: I though it was plastic!
Narrator: No! It isn't!
Rocky: Just get one of the magic fairies to heal him, I've got better things to do!
Narrator: So Link crossed the Kokiri forest to the exit, taking a deep breath he went though.
****
(Exit bridge)
(Rocky running very fast for a chicken)
Rocky: Get the spiders away, bugs! Ahh! Ahh! Ahh!
(Ginger steps out of the shadows)
Ginger: Urrgghh! I hate the damn green tunics!
Rocky: Green suits you actually, you look sexy in it!
Narrator: Ginger! The line is.
Ginger: yes yes, I know!
(Clears throat)
Ginger: I knew you would leave us someday.I knew you would leave us someday Link, because you are different from me and my other friends.
Narrator: Yeah, he scarred of bugs!
(Whole cast start cracking up, even Fetcher who is being operated on)
Ginger: Excuse me, can we please get this train wreck moving along?
Narrator: Sure sure, everyone, concentrate.
Ginger: But that's okay, because we'll always be friends forever!
Rocky: (Looking very hurt) But. but I though you said you wanted to be more then friends, baby-doll?
Ginger: I'm acting you dip stick!
Rocky: Oh right.
Ginger: Please take this ocarina Link. And take special care of it. Remember me whenever you play it, it has a special magic.
(Rocky takes it and shoves it in his pocket.)
Narrator: So he ran from his friend, trying to choke back tears.
(Rocky falls down the bridge)
Rocky: Little help?
(Ginger loses it, she hurls him up, acquires super strength and throws him out of the bridge area. The crew begins to slowly back away.)
Ginger (Now acting and whispering) don't forget me Link!
(Rocky is lying on the grass, and has passed out)
Narrator: Rocky? Rocky? Oh dear.
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Hyrule field
Navi: Now that we're out of there, off to the castle we go!
(The owl appears and begins talking)
Rocky: Die owl die!
(Take out sling shot and hits owl)
Owl: Waaaaaaaaack!
(Frumps on the ground and doesn't move. Rocky steps on it as he walks by.)
Narrator: Finally they reached Hyrule castle, Rocky walked across the bridge into.
(Drawbridge collapses; Rocky surfaces the water gasping.)
Narrator: Rocky, how much do you wiegh?
Rocky: (Getting out and drying of) Not enough to collapse a bridge!
Narrator: Bill from props strikes again!
Rocky: (Draws out sword and holds it up) I'm afraid if it happens again I'll have to make him chop suey!
Bunty: Chop suey is actually soup, it in fact has nothing to do with chopping!
Rocky: Take her away, she's blocking my artistic ability!
Narrator: Back to the story, Link walked into town market to meet the people.
Hysterical woman: Ahhh! A thief, a thief stole my wallet!
(Rocky is seen tucking something into his pockets)
Rocky: What? Just because I'm the hero of time doesn't mean I can have a bad background life!
Narrator: Aaaaaaaaany way, Rocky came across a beautiful girl singing in the market.
Rocky: Feww, at least it's not Ginger, bring on the beautiful chick!
(Malon turns to him to reveal she is Ginger, Rocky screams in shock.)
Ginger: nice to see you again too!
Rocky: How can you be Saria and Malon?
Ginger: That's not half of it, I'm also some one else!
Rocky: Why?
Ginger: Not many people applied for the job, so I got a lot of roles!
Narrator: Link talked to the girl.
Ginger: You're a fairy boy aren't you?
Rocky: Yeah.
Ginger: My dad went to the castle to deliver some milk and he never came back to take me home!
Rocky: I don't blame him either.
Ginger: Are you going to see the princess? Hee hee!
Rocky: Yeah sure and I'm also gonna have a good perv!
Ginger: you wouldn't dare!
*Magic poof*
(Ginny appears)
Ginny: Would you two shut up and act?
(They both stop arguing and look at her)
Rocky: Yes Ginny
Ginger: Sorry to bother you.
Ginny: That's better.
(Ginny walks off strange, sits on comfortable chair and clicks her fingers. A snooty waiter appears and gives her a glass of soda.)
Ginny: (Now putting her feet up on a foot stool) Ahhh, service.
Castle Garden
Navi: Link, watch out for the.
Rocky: Guards?
Navi: No! The owl!
(Owl is swooping him and tried to land a dropping on his head)
Rocky: I thought I killed you!
Owl: It takes more then a measly slingshot to kill me! I AM INVINCABLE!!!
Rocky: (Brings out Deku nut) Take that!
(Owl is stunned, every now and then it's leg twitches)
Rocky: Invincible eh?
Navi: Watch out for the.
Guard: Hault!
Rocky: Oh crap!
Navi: Run!
(Rocky runs toward the castle with the guards chasing him. He spots a tele-a-porting leaf)
Rocky: cool!
Guard: Come back here you horny bastard! Princess Zelda is not a hooker!
(He jumps on, and rides it like a skateboard. Eventually the guards give up.)
Rocky: (Stopping at Fowler)
Fowler: *SNORE SNORE SNORE*
Rocky: Hey gramps wake up!
Fowler: What What! I wasn't sleeping on the job; I was resting my eyes!
Rocky: Yeah sure, look, do you think you could move so I can get in the castle?
Fowler: Ungrateful Yank, I will not allow you to pass.
(Rocky gets out sword)
Rocky: Move!
Fowler: Never!
(Rocky charges)
*poof*
(Alice appears)
Alice: Ginny! You're supposed to watch them!
(Ginny is now eating cake)
Ginny: Sorry!
Alice: Rocky, I know Fowler is an old coot but put up with him. Fowler, I know Rocky is a yank but put up with him! Other wise you'll both have to answer to me!
(They both cower and grab on to each other.)
Alice: Gee, I didn't think I was that scary.
Nick: Believe me, you are!
Narrator: Rocky entered the castle, and with stealth and skill he crept past the guards.
(Rocky is being chased, not by guards but by obsessed Rocky fans)
Crazyfan1: Give us your autograph!
Crazyfan3: We love you!
Crazyfan2: We'll give you money!
Rocky: HHHEEEEEELLLPPP!
(Ginny and Alice bolck the off with vip guards)
Rocky: Thanks gals! (Winks at them)
Alice and Ginny: (romantic sigh)
Zelda's Courtyard
Rocky: Princess?
(Zelda turns around, it's Ginger)
Rocky: You again? How many roles do you have?
Ginger: Only three.
Rocky: Why this one?
Ginger: As if I'm going to let any other girl hold your hand at the end! Ehem, Who are you? How did you get past the guards?
Rocky: Well, I grabbed a leaf and they gave up, then I had to confront your father, I was threated by Alice and then I got chased by fans.
Ginger: Your not supposed to say anything, you just stand there in awed silence of my beauty!
Rocky: Fat chance.
Ginger: You must be the fairy boy from my dream.
(Ginger goes on very well telling about prophecies and the goddesses, the whole camera crew and Rocky start to nod off. Even the King and Mrs Tweedy are starting to yawn inside the palace.)
Ginger: EXCUSE ME? (Takes out an air horn and it goes off and doesn't stop!)
*WHAMP WHAMP WHAMP WHAMP WHAMP WHAMP WHAMP!!!*
(Rocky takes the horn out of Ginger's hands and stomps on it until it breaks and the noise stops.)
Nick: IS IT OVER YET?!!!
Fetcher: WHAT?!!!
Sissy little kid: (Tears start to come out of his eyes) T-That was a family heirloom!
Rocky: (Holding up crumpled air horn) what kinda psycho family has an air horn heirloom?
(Kid runs off crying.)
Narrator: Thanks, that was my son!
Rocky: That would explain a lot
Narrator: Back to the story.
Ginger: Link, take this letter. I am sure it will help you on your quest. You must find the two other sacred stones before it's too late! That man in there, take a look!
(Rocky peers into the window, Mrs Tweedy sees him.)
Mrs. Tweedy: Die rooster, die!!!
(She smashes through the window and makes a grab for Rocky's throat. Ginger grabs his hand and drags him out of the courtyard.
Ginger: (Still running) Heres by body guard Impa. She will help you find your way!
(Bunty grabs Rocky arm and pulls him toward the market place.)
Hyrule Field
Bunty: Get out your Ocarina Link, I will teach you a song I used to sing to Zelda when she was a baby. It goes like this.
(She plays Zelda Lullaby, Rocky surprisingly gets it right.)
Bunty: Wonderful! Now do you see that Mountain? That is Death Mountain.
Rocky: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Narrator: Wuss!
Bunty: Shut up both of you! At the foot of the mountain is my home village, Kakiriko. Talk to the villages before you go up.
(Rocky is shown walking up the stairs, Narrator comes out.)
Narrator: Good work people. With a lot of editing I think we might actually be able to show that to the public.
(Strange noises are coming from the storage room.)
Ginger: Hey, where's Rocky?
(Narrator opens the storage room door. Everyone gasps.)
Ginger: ROCKY!!!
Rocky: Wha?
(Inside are Rocky and some girl, they've got their arms around each other and Rocky's comb is all messed up)
(A pile of junk falls on the girl before any one can get a good look at her)
Ginger: YOU CHEATING LITTLE $!@$@#%!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rocky: Ginger? If you, then. what the hell is going on here?
Ginger: Okay, who's the bimbo?
(She throws the junk of only to find.)
Ginger: Gingette?!!! How could you?
Gingette: Did you really expect for me to do what you said? No one tells me what to do girl!!!
Narrator: I think it's time you did some explaining, Ginger.
Ginger: Okay, heres what happen. I'm getting Gingette to take some of my roles; three is too much for me to handle. She was supposed to stick to the deal, and NOT CHEAT on MY HUSBAND!!! THE PAYMENTS OFF TRAMP, I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!!!
Narrator: Somebody calm her down!
(Rocky runs over and pull her away from the crowd.)
(Alice turning to Ginny)
Alice: Got any ideas for scene three yet?
Ginny: Plenty!
Narrator: Um. time for a break?
(Everyone crowds out, knocking over everything in their way.)
Ginger: (Crying) I though you could tell us apart by now!
Rocky: Sorry doll.
(He hugs her)
Rocky: It was too much to hope for, you making out with me in the storage room.
End of scene two
Rocky as Link
Ginger as Zelda, Malon and Saria
Bunty as Impa
Fetcher as Mido
Navi as special guest appearance
Mrs Tweedy as Gannondorf
Nick as Big Brother
Fowler as Talon
Oliver as Ingo
Deku Throne
Navi: Link, we should go the Hyrule Castle!
Rocky: Yeah yeah, what ever, just quit buzzing around my head!
(Louie the fly walks on stage)
Louie: I can help you with that Gov!
(Starts tap dancing.)
Louie: I ain't afraid of nothing. except for the man with the can of Molten!
Super sonic boomer
(Molten special insect spay, bring dem fly to the judgement day!)
Louie: Ahhhhhh! It's the devil!
Rocky: Hey, give me that!
(Takes can and spays Navi until there isn't any thing left in the can.)
Navi: Mmmmm, pine fresh!!!
Rocky: Your supposed to die!
Navi: You forget, I'm magic! (Evil laugh) *cough cough*
Narrator: If you lot could please go on with the story! There's evil to conquer out there!!!
Rocky: Fine
Narrator: So Link's adventure continued, he walked out of the Deku tree throne space and bumped straight into Mido.
Fetcher: Link what happened to the Deku tree? You killed it! You stupid F#$K!
Rocky: Um, can I go past now?
Fetcher: No, I'm never going to let you out! Ever!
Rocky: Nuts to this!
(Draws out sword and stabs Fetcher)
Narrator: Rocky, that wasn't very nice! We needed him later in the story!
Rocky: I though it was plastic!
Narrator: No! It isn't!
Rocky: Just get one of the magic fairies to heal him, I've got better things to do!
Narrator: So Link crossed the Kokiri forest to the exit, taking a deep breath he went though.
****
(Exit bridge)
(Rocky running very fast for a chicken)
Rocky: Get the spiders away, bugs! Ahh! Ahh! Ahh!
(Ginger steps out of the shadows)
Ginger: Urrgghh! I hate the damn green tunics!
Rocky: Green suits you actually, you look sexy in it!
Narrator: Ginger! The line is.
Ginger: yes yes, I know!
(Clears throat)
Ginger: I knew you would leave us someday.I knew you would leave us someday Link, because you are different from me and my other friends.
Narrator: Yeah, he scarred of bugs!
(Whole cast start cracking up, even Fetcher who is being operated on)
Ginger: Excuse me, can we please get this train wreck moving along?
Narrator: Sure sure, everyone, concentrate.
Ginger: But that's okay, because we'll always be friends forever!
Rocky: (Looking very hurt) But. but I though you said you wanted to be more then friends, baby-doll?
Ginger: I'm acting you dip stick!
Rocky: Oh right.
Ginger: Please take this ocarina Link. And take special care of it. Remember me whenever you play it, it has a special magic.
(Rocky takes it and shoves it in his pocket.)
Narrator: So he ran from his friend, trying to choke back tears.
(Rocky falls down the bridge)
Rocky: Little help?
(Ginger loses it, she hurls him up, acquires super strength and throws him out of the bridge area. The crew begins to slowly back away.)
Ginger (Now acting and whispering) don't forget me Link!
(Rocky is lying on the grass, and has passed out)
Narrator: Rocky? Rocky? Oh dear.
************
Hyrule field
Navi: Now that we're out of there, off to the castle we go!
(The owl appears and begins talking)
Rocky: Die owl die!
(Take out sling shot and hits owl)
Owl: Waaaaaaaaack!
(Frumps on the ground and doesn't move. Rocky steps on it as he walks by.)
Narrator: Finally they reached Hyrule castle, Rocky walked across the bridge into.
(Drawbridge collapses; Rocky surfaces the water gasping.)
Narrator: Rocky, how much do you wiegh?
Rocky: (Getting out and drying of) Not enough to collapse a bridge!
Narrator: Bill from props strikes again!
Rocky: (Draws out sword and holds it up) I'm afraid if it happens again I'll have to make him chop suey!
Bunty: Chop suey is actually soup, it in fact has nothing to do with chopping!
Rocky: Take her away, she's blocking my artistic ability!
Narrator: Back to the story, Link walked into town market to meet the people.
Hysterical woman: Ahhh! A thief, a thief stole my wallet!
(Rocky is seen tucking something into his pockets)
Rocky: What? Just because I'm the hero of time doesn't mean I can have a bad background life!
Narrator: Aaaaaaaaany way, Rocky came across a beautiful girl singing in the market.
Rocky: Feww, at least it's not Ginger, bring on the beautiful chick!
(Malon turns to him to reveal she is Ginger, Rocky screams in shock.)
Ginger: nice to see you again too!
Rocky: How can you be Saria and Malon?
Ginger: That's not half of it, I'm also some one else!
Rocky: Why?
Ginger: Not many people applied for the job, so I got a lot of roles!
Narrator: Link talked to the girl.
Ginger: You're a fairy boy aren't you?
Rocky: Yeah.
Ginger: My dad went to the castle to deliver some milk and he never came back to take me home!
Rocky: I don't blame him either.
Ginger: Are you going to see the princess? Hee hee!
Rocky: Yeah sure and I'm also gonna have a good perv!
Ginger: you wouldn't dare!
*Magic poof*
(Ginny appears)
Ginny: Would you two shut up and act?
(They both stop arguing and look at her)
Rocky: Yes Ginny
Ginger: Sorry to bother you.
Ginny: That's better.
(Ginny walks off strange, sits on comfortable chair and clicks her fingers. A snooty waiter appears and gives her a glass of soda.)
Ginny: (Now putting her feet up on a foot stool) Ahhh, service.
Castle Garden
Navi: Link, watch out for the.
Rocky: Guards?
Navi: No! The owl!
(Owl is swooping him and tried to land a dropping on his head)
Rocky: I thought I killed you!
Owl: It takes more then a measly slingshot to kill me! I AM INVINCABLE!!!
Rocky: (Brings out Deku nut) Take that!
(Owl is stunned, every now and then it's leg twitches)
Rocky: Invincible eh?
Navi: Watch out for the.
Guard: Hault!
Rocky: Oh crap!
Navi: Run!
(Rocky runs toward the castle with the guards chasing him. He spots a tele-a-porting leaf)
Rocky: cool!
Guard: Come back here you horny bastard! Princess Zelda is not a hooker!
(He jumps on, and rides it like a skateboard. Eventually the guards give up.)
Rocky: (Stopping at Fowler)
Fowler: *SNORE SNORE SNORE*
Rocky: Hey gramps wake up!
Fowler: What What! I wasn't sleeping on the job; I was resting my eyes!
Rocky: Yeah sure, look, do you think you could move so I can get in the castle?
Fowler: Ungrateful Yank, I will not allow you to pass.
(Rocky gets out sword)
Rocky: Move!
Fowler: Never!
(Rocky charges)
*poof*
(Alice appears)
Alice: Ginny! You're supposed to watch them!
(Ginny is now eating cake)
Ginny: Sorry!
Alice: Rocky, I know Fowler is an old coot but put up with him. Fowler, I know Rocky is a yank but put up with him! Other wise you'll both have to answer to me!
(They both cower and grab on to each other.)
Alice: Gee, I didn't think I was that scary.
Nick: Believe me, you are!
Narrator: Rocky entered the castle, and with stealth and skill he crept past the guards.
(Rocky is being chased, not by guards but by obsessed Rocky fans)
Crazyfan1: Give us your autograph!
Crazyfan3: We love you!
Crazyfan2: We'll give you money!
Rocky: HHHEEEEEELLLPPP!
(Ginny and Alice bolck the off with vip guards)
Rocky: Thanks gals! (Winks at them)
Alice and Ginny: (romantic sigh)
Zelda's Courtyard
Rocky: Princess?
(Zelda turns around, it's Ginger)
Rocky: You again? How many roles do you have?
Ginger: Only three.
Rocky: Why this one?
Ginger: As if I'm going to let any other girl hold your hand at the end! Ehem, Who are you? How did you get past the guards?
Rocky: Well, I grabbed a leaf and they gave up, then I had to confront your father, I was threated by Alice and then I got chased by fans.
Ginger: Your not supposed to say anything, you just stand there in awed silence of my beauty!
Rocky: Fat chance.
Ginger: You must be the fairy boy from my dream.
(Ginger goes on very well telling about prophecies and the goddesses, the whole camera crew and Rocky start to nod off. Even the King and Mrs Tweedy are starting to yawn inside the palace.)
Ginger: EXCUSE ME? (Takes out an air horn and it goes off and doesn't stop!)
*WHAMP WHAMP WHAMP WHAMP WHAMP WHAMP WHAMP!!!*
(Rocky takes the horn out of Ginger's hands and stomps on it until it breaks and the noise stops.)
Nick: IS IT OVER YET?!!!
Fetcher: WHAT?!!!
Sissy little kid: (Tears start to come out of his eyes) T-That was a family heirloom!
Rocky: (Holding up crumpled air horn) what kinda psycho family has an air horn heirloom?
(Kid runs off crying.)
Narrator: Thanks, that was my son!
Rocky: That would explain a lot
Narrator: Back to the story.
Ginger: Link, take this letter. I am sure it will help you on your quest. You must find the two other sacred stones before it's too late! That man in there, take a look!
(Rocky peers into the window, Mrs Tweedy sees him.)
Mrs. Tweedy: Die rooster, die!!!
(She smashes through the window and makes a grab for Rocky's throat. Ginger grabs his hand and drags him out of the courtyard.
Ginger: (Still running) Heres by body guard Impa. She will help you find your way!
(Bunty grabs Rocky arm and pulls him toward the market place.)
Hyrule Field
Bunty: Get out your Ocarina Link, I will teach you a song I used to sing to Zelda when she was a baby. It goes like this.
(She plays Zelda Lullaby, Rocky surprisingly gets it right.)
Bunty: Wonderful! Now do you see that Mountain? That is Death Mountain.
Rocky: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Narrator: Wuss!
Bunty: Shut up both of you! At the foot of the mountain is my home village, Kakiriko. Talk to the villages before you go up.
(Rocky is shown walking up the stairs, Narrator comes out.)
Narrator: Good work people. With a lot of editing I think we might actually be able to show that to the public.
(Strange noises are coming from the storage room.)
Ginger: Hey, where's Rocky?
(Narrator opens the storage room door. Everyone gasps.)
Ginger: ROCKY!!!
Rocky: Wha?
(Inside are Rocky and some girl, they've got their arms around each other and Rocky's comb is all messed up)
(A pile of junk falls on the girl before any one can get a good look at her)
Ginger: YOU CHEATING LITTLE $!@$@#%!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rocky: Ginger? If you, then. what the hell is going on here?
Ginger: Okay, who's the bimbo?
(She throws the junk of only to find.)
Ginger: Gingette?!!! How could you?
Gingette: Did you really expect for me to do what you said? No one tells me what to do girl!!!
Narrator: I think it's time you did some explaining, Ginger.
Ginger: Okay, heres what happen. I'm getting Gingette to take some of my roles; three is too much for me to handle. She was supposed to stick to the deal, and NOT CHEAT on MY HUSBAND!!! THE PAYMENTS OFF TRAMP, I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!!!
Narrator: Somebody calm her down!
(Rocky runs over and pull her away from the crowd.)
(Alice turning to Ginny)
Alice: Got any ideas for scene three yet?
Ginny: Plenty!
Narrator: Um. time for a break?
(Everyone crowds out, knocking over everything in their way.)
Ginger: (Crying) I though you could tell us apart by now!
Rocky: Sorry doll.
(He hugs her)
Rocky: It was too much to hope for, you making out with me in the storage room.
End of scene two