When Zell Ran Out Of Yel... I Mean Gel!
by: zhakeena
a/n: oh the guiltiness!
just in case y'all forgot:
Squall & Rinoa - English accent
Quistis - French accent
Seifer - German accent
Irvine- Southern accent (somewhat hick or cowboy-ish)
Selphie-Australian accent
Zell - God-knows-what
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In the Trepe Lab.
Zell: OI! Dis bane a strrrrange place, Instraktor!
Quistis: O? What iz strenge about zis place, zen?
Seifer: Zere's a foo-doo dal und a buk of vikka offur zere...
Squall: And a horrid pictchah ovah theah.
Rinoa: Squall, oi think tha's Headmastah Kramah's pictchah...
Squall: Oi know, it's horrible.
Selphie: Oi love this place, mate!
(people stare at her with raised eyebrow)
Irvine: Whut maide ye reckon that, Sef?
Selphie: Theyah'z a pot of hunny ovah theyah!!!! *runs toward pot of honey*
Quistis: Eh... olright. You people just... mek yourselves at 'ome here.... *goes in a honkin' large cauldron in the corneur and startz to mix up stuff*
Zell: I bane miss mai herrrrr....... *Seifer starts whacking his head with a couple of glass rods* HEY!
Seifer: Jya! Chikin-vas' head is a drum! Heheheh.....
Rinoa: Really, Seifah! Oi'm suhprised that you ah still that immatuouh.
Seifer: Who kers vat yoo theenk, chiken-vingg gerl?
Rinoa: GASP!
Squall: Whot did yew say to Rinoa, yew....
Seifer: I sed CHEEE-KEN-VINGG (pronounced ving-gk) GERRRRRRL!!!!! (rough r)
Irvine: Ah reckon, yer really just a big baby, arentcha?
Seifer: Oh yah, horse-vas? Vant me to proof zat you'r all jast a banch of big bebis?
Irvine: Ah reckon, bring it on, nelleh.
Seifer: He, Sqvall!
Squall: Whot?
Seifer: I theenk Messengur-gerl-vas stole yor Kit-Kats!!!!
Squall: WHOT?! Selphie, give theose back!!! *runs to Selphie*
Selphie: NEOOOH!!!!! *really stole Kit-Kats and runs out of the lab with pot of honey in hands and Squall after her, honkin' with rage*
Zell: Dat vas unexpected, yah!
Seifer: Und you! Chikin-vas! You'r a bald-vas poopie hed vid no bren!!! heheheh....
Zell: VAT?! VHY I OTTA..... *starts to run to Seifer, but slips* Yiminy!
Seifer: Hehehe!
Rinoa: You'he being sow mean, Seifah!
Seifer: Zat's SAI-fer, eediot Chikin-vingg gurl vas!
Rinoa: *tears start to form* Y-y-you deon't hahve to be so mean! *runs away*
Irvine: Ah reckon, that wus unexpected... but ye can't make me do that!
Seifer: Oh yah, horse-vas? (a/n: notice how he calls everyone 'vas'?) Yu knoh, I discofferd samtingg vhen dey meid me help zat big-fat-smelly-old-headmasterrrr! Hehehe....
Irvine: Whu... whut are yew gittin' at?
Seifer: Ai'm sure yoo'd knoh, Irffin NANONIE Kinneas!!!!!!
Irvine: *jaw-drop*
Zell: *stands up* Nanonie? Your second nem's Nanonie?
Quistis: *apparently, is listening while mixing green gelly glop* Nanonie? W'at kind of person would nem a 'orse... I mean, bebi Nanonie?
Irvine: *blush* ahreckonallfirstbornKuhneassesares'posedtuhbenamedNanonie!!!!!!! *turning red*
Seifer: Hahahahah! Nanonie, Nanonie, pants arr full of greffy! [Nanonie, nanonie, pants are full of gravy!]
Irvine: AH RECKON SHUT UP!!!! *throws a random stuffed penguin at Seifer*
Quistis: *gasp* MON SEFFAR!!!! *reffering to the penguin, of course*
Seifer: JYA!!! *ducks* Yu haff stoof'd penguins nemd Seifer?!
Zell: HAHAHAHAH!!!!!! Yew bane a pengooin!!!! Hahahahha!!!! (KOFFF!!! KOFFF!!!!)
Seifer: Shat ap, chikin-vas!!!! *turning red*
[this scene is cut short when Xu, who is dragging Squall and Selphie by the ear, comes in]
Xu: Now yu to beheb layk to lespansibol SeeDs!!! (translated from chinese dialect: "Now you two behave like two responsible SeeDs!!!*
Squall: bloody hell! Let go of me, Xu!
Xu: Dat's Instlakto Xu to yu!!!!
Selphie: Aoh! aoh! aoh!!!! *carrying a bag full of Kit-kats* Haha! At least oi have moi treashah!!!!
Squall: Whot?! Give me theose, yew---! *starts trying to snatch the bag*
Xu: *sighs* I hate tis jab.... *pinches their ears harder* Do yu want youl eals to kam op?
Squall & Selphie: AOH! AOH! AOH!!! AOH!!!!!! *ow! ow! ow!*
Xu: Naw wat do yu sei?
Squall & Selphie: *grudgingly* Sorry, instructah Xu....
Xu: Bettal. *lets them go, so they fall ungracefully on the floor*
Selphie: Aoh... Oh, you'h still bald, Zelly!
Zell: Yeesh... Quistis, it bane dun yet?!
Quistis: Oui! But I 'ave to warn you, zis potion, is still un experimant! *starts getting a massive glop of boiling green stuff*
Zell: *face twists* Yeeegh!!!!
Seifer: Hahahah! Yor in trobol naw, Chikin-vas!
Irvine Nanonie Kinneas: Ah reckon, that ye are.
Rinoa: *comes back* Sniff.... whot's going on?
Xu: Quistis is ngoing to put glab to leglow Zell's hel.... (Quistis is going to put glob to regrow Zell's hair)
Rinoa: Eoh. Le' me wotch!!!
Zell: Ees thees yelly glop seif?
Quistis: Oui! It mei scald your 'ead just a leetle bit.
Zell: Aikh!!! Der doike ees leekingg!!!!
Squall: *sugar crashing* No... enahgy... need... moi.... OOF! *falls asleep from lack of Kit-Kats*
Selphie: Ahee!
Quistis: So, is monsieur Zell redi?
Seifer: Yeah, chikin-vas...
Zell: Ai... ai don't knoh!!!!
Irvine: Ah reckon just git it ovur with! (ev'n though grampaw nanonie's much better, ah reckon.)
Quistis: Heur goes! *GLOP!*
Zell: AIIKHH!!!!! OWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW*mmph!* (Selphie stuffed a Kitkat in his mouth)
Selphie: Tha' oughta maide it bettah, mate!
Zell: MMPH!!!
Xu: Zell is eben mol noisy in palson...
Seifer: ... Jya. Eyng?
(All of them stops squabbling when a lock of brown hair appears on Zell's hair)
Quistis: Ooh la la...
Selphie: OOH!!!! Le' me feel!!!! *starts... uh... poking the hair*
Seifer: JYAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH*gasp*HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!
Squall: *wakes up* mmm? Oh my God.
Irvine: Ah reckon......
Rinoa: Bloody brilliant!
Xu: Eyng? Wat is ngoing on?
Zell: *has neck-long brown hair* Oi! What bane goingk on?
Seifer: Jya! Giff zat Chikin-vas a mirror, von'tcha?
Quistis: *looks away, handing Zell a mirror*
Zell: ...? *looks at the mirror* OI!!! DER DOIKE EES LEEKINGG!!! DER DOIKE EES LEEKINGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Squall: *rubbing head as if he was hungover* Will someone maike him shut up?
Selphie: Oi! Yew lewk loike Squall wi' a tattoo an' longah haiyah!
Zell: .... *thinks*
Irvine: Ah reckon, ye look lahk Leon!
Zell: ......... (snap!) AIKH!!! AI LEWK LAIK LEON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Seifer: Jya!
----to be continued... probably-----
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a/n: Hmm... lost my touch there... sob.
Like I said, I might continue this, or I might just make an epilogue. My brain cells do not have enough creativity left to make stuff up, as you can see.
by: zhakeena
a/n: oh the guiltiness!
just in case y'all forgot:
Squall & Rinoa - English accent
Quistis - French accent
Seifer - German accent
Irvine- Southern accent (somewhat hick or cowboy-ish)
Selphie-Australian accent
Zell - God-knows-what
____________________________
In the Trepe Lab.
Zell: OI! Dis bane a strrrrange place, Instraktor!
Quistis: O? What iz strenge about zis place, zen?
Seifer: Zere's a foo-doo dal und a buk of vikka offur zere...
Squall: And a horrid pictchah ovah theah.
Rinoa: Squall, oi think tha's Headmastah Kramah's pictchah...
Squall: Oi know, it's horrible.
Selphie: Oi love this place, mate!
(people stare at her with raised eyebrow)
Irvine: Whut maide ye reckon that, Sef?
Selphie: Theyah'z a pot of hunny ovah theyah!!!! *runs toward pot of honey*
Quistis: Eh... olright. You people just... mek yourselves at 'ome here.... *goes in a honkin' large cauldron in the corneur and startz to mix up stuff*
Zell: I bane miss mai herrrrr....... *Seifer starts whacking his head with a couple of glass rods* HEY!
Seifer: Jya! Chikin-vas' head is a drum! Heheheh.....
Rinoa: Really, Seifah! Oi'm suhprised that you ah still that immatuouh.
Seifer: Who kers vat yoo theenk, chiken-vingg gerl?
Rinoa: GASP!
Squall: Whot did yew say to Rinoa, yew....
Seifer: I sed CHEEE-KEN-VINGG (pronounced ving-gk) GERRRRRRL!!!!! (rough r)
Irvine: Ah reckon, yer really just a big baby, arentcha?
Seifer: Oh yah, horse-vas? Vant me to proof zat you'r all jast a banch of big bebis?
Irvine: Ah reckon, bring it on, nelleh.
Seifer: He, Sqvall!
Squall: Whot?
Seifer: I theenk Messengur-gerl-vas stole yor Kit-Kats!!!!
Squall: WHOT?! Selphie, give theose back!!! *runs to Selphie*
Selphie: NEOOOH!!!!! *really stole Kit-Kats and runs out of the lab with pot of honey in hands and Squall after her, honkin' with rage*
Zell: Dat vas unexpected, yah!
Seifer: Und you! Chikin-vas! You'r a bald-vas poopie hed vid no bren!!! heheheh....
Zell: VAT?! VHY I OTTA..... *starts to run to Seifer, but slips* Yiminy!
Seifer: Hehehe!
Rinoa: You'he being sow mean, Seifah!
Seifer: Zat's SAI-fer, eediot Chikin-vingg gurl vas!
Rinoa: *tears start to form* Y-y-you deon't hahve to be so mean! *runs away*
Irvine: Ah reckon, that wus unexpected... but ye can't make me do that!
Seifer: Oh yah, horse-vas? (a/n: notice how he calls everyone 'vas'?) Yu knoh, I discofferd samtingg vhen dey meid me help zat big-fat-smelly-old-headmasterrrr! Hehehe....
Irvine: Whu... whut are yew gittin' at?
Seifer: Ai'm sure yoo'd knoh, Irffin NANONIE Kinneas!!!!!!
Irvine: *jaw-drop*
Zell: *stands up* Nanonie? Your second nem's Nanonie?
Quistis: *apparently, is listening while mixing green gelly glop* Nanonie? W'at kind of person would nem a 'orse... I mean, bebi Nanonie?
Irvine: *blush* ahreckonallfirstbornKuhneassesares'posedtuhbenamedNanonie!!!!!!! *turning red*
Seifer: Hahahahah! Nanonie, Nanonie, pants arr full of greffy! [Nanonie, nanonie, pants are full of gravy!]
Irvine: AH RECKON SHUT UP!!!! *throws a random stuffed penguin at Seifer*
Quistis: *gasp* MON SEFFAR!!!! *reffering to the penguin, of course*
Seifer: JYA!!! *ducks* Yu haff stoof'd penguins nemd Seifer?!
Zell: HAHAHAHAH!!!!!! Yew bane a pengooin!!!! Hahahahha!!!! (KOFFF!!! KOFFF!!!!)
Seifer: Shat ap, chikin-vas!!!! *turning red*
[this scene is cut short when Xu, who is dragging Squall and Selphie by the ear, comes in]
Xu: Now yu to beheb layk to lespansibol SeeDs!!! (translated from chinese dialect: "Now you two behave like two responsible SeeDs!!!*
Squall: bloody hell! Let go of me, Xu!
Xu: Dat's Instlakto Xu to yu!!!!
Selphie: Aoh! aoh! aoh!!!! *carrying a bag full of Kit-kats* Haha! At least oi have moi treashah!!!!
Squall: Whot?! Give me theose, yew---! *starts trying to snatch the bag*
Xu: *sighs* I hate tis jab.... *pinches their ears harder* Do yu want youl eals to kam op?
Squall & Selphie: AOH! AOH! AOH!!! AOH!!!!!! *ow! ow! ow!*
Xu: Naw wat do yu sei?
Squall & Selphie: *grudgingly* Sorry, instructah Xu....
Xu: Bettal. *lets them go, so they fall ungracefully on the floor*
Selphie: Aoh... Oh, you'h still bald, Zelly!
Zell: Yeesh... Quistis, it bane dun yet?!
Quistis: Oui! But I 'ave to warn you, zis potion, is still un experimant! *starts getting a massive glop of boiling green stuff*
Zell: *face twists* Yeeegh!!!!
Seifer: Hahahah! Yor in trobol naw, Chikin-vas!
Irvine Nanonie Kinneas: Ah reckon, that ye are.
Rinoa: *comes back* Sniff.... whot's going on?
Xu: Quistis is ngoing to put glab to leglow Zell's hel.... (Quistis is going to put glob to regrow Zell's hair)
Rinoa: Eoh. Le' me wotch!!!
Zell: Ees thees yelly glop seif?
Quistis: Oui! It mei scald your 'ead just a leetle bit.
Zell: Aikh!!! Der doike ees leekingg!!!!
Squall: *sugar crashing* No... enahgy... need... moi.... OOF! *falls asleep from lack of Kit-Kats*
Selphie: Ahee!
Quistis: So, is monsieur Zell redi?
Seifer: Yeah, chikin-vas...
Zell: Ai... ai don't knoh!!!!
Irvine: Ah reckon just git it ovur with! (ev'n though grampaw nanonie's much better, ah reckon.)
Quistis: Heur goes! *GLOP!*
Zell: AIIKHH!!!!! OWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW*mmph!* (Selphie stuffed a Kitkat in his mouth)
Selphie: Tha' oughta maide it bettah, mate!
Zell: MMPH!!!
Xu: Zell is eben mol noisy in palson...
Seifer: ... Jya. Eyng?
(All of them stops squabbling when a lock of brown hair appears on Zell's hair)
Quistis: Ooh la la...
Selphie: OOH!!!! Le' me feel!!!! *starts... uh... poking the hair*
Seifer: JYAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH*gasp*HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!
Squall: *wakes up* mmm? Oh my God.
Irvine: Ah reckon......
Rinoa: Bloody brilliant!
Xu: Eyng? Wat is ngoing on?
Zell: *has neck-long brown hair* Oi! What bane goingk on?
Seifer: Jya! Giff zat Chikin-vas a mirror, von'tcha?
Quistis: *looks away, handing Zell a mirror*
Zell: ...? *looks at the mirror* OI!!! DER DOIKE EES LEEKINGG!!! DER DOIKE EES LEEKINGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Squall: *rubbing head as if he was hungover* Will someone maike him shut up?
Selphie: Oi! Yew lewk loike Squall wi' a tattoo an' longah haiyah!
Zell: .... *thinks*
Irvine: Ah reckon, ye look lahk Leon!
Zell: ......... (snap!) AIKH!!! AI LEWK LAIK LEON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Seifer: Jya!
----to be continued... probably-----
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a/n: Hmm... lost my touch there... sob.
Like I said, I might continue this, or I might just make an epilogue. My brain cells do not have enough creativity left to make stuff up, as you can see.