Scene 4
Cast
Rocky as Link
Navi as Navi
Gingette as little bitch that takes Rocky's call
Nick as Big brother
Ginger as Saria
Slutty Girl as the Great Fairy
Ginny and Alice as Directors/Producers and the two girls that saved Rocky
Navi: Link! C'mon, we have to go to the Dongo's cavern!
(Rocky is holding on to the signpost and not letting go.)
Rocky: No way, do you think I hatched yesterday? There's fire- breathing beasts in there, and I ain't going!
(Navi uses special power to pull him; he remains a firm grip.)
Navi: C'mon you useless excuses for a life form! We promised Dratunia!
Rocky: As if that psycho will remember, I bet if we go and see him now he'll just give to stone over right now.
Navi: If you collect all three stones, I bet princess Zelda will be happy.
Rocky: like, how happy?
Navi: Well, she might even give you a kiss.
Rocky: Whoooooooooooohoooooooooooo!!!
Inside the cavern.
Rocky: Well this is a short setback, there's a flipping wall in our way!
Narrator: Don't you do Karate?
Rocky: Oh yeah.
(He pulls some moves and slams the wall down, brushed him self off and sets out)
Navi: As you can see, there are a lot of lava pits, so watch where you stepping.
Rocky: What lava pit? Where? (He steps on one and jumps)
Rocky: Crist! That's painful!
Narrator: Link explored the area, and ran into many enemies.
Rocky: (Walking up to a Beamos) Hey, can you tell me how to get into the boss's room?
(Beamos zaps him.)
Rocky: what's with him?
(Navi zaps him.)
Rocky: what the HELL was that for?!!!
Navi: Lack of concentration. Stay focused.
Rocky: Whatever.
(Rocky walks over to a door, it opens, and he comes face to face with lave pits and two fighting lizards.)
Navi: Watch for the.
Rocky: These guys are pushovers! They don't even have a shield!
(He stabs each of them, they die and Navi looks at him with amazement.)
Navi: How did you know how to.
Rocky: Know you enemy, that's my saying!
Navi: I'm impressed!
Rocky: Don't be too impressed, I still have to figure you out.
Navi: Oh well, your learning at least.
Narrator: Link searched each room, and eventually he came across a stash of bombs.
Rocky: Cool! Now I can blow things up!
Navi: Yeah, and defeat the boss!
Rocky: What? I have20 bombs here, each of them with your name on them!
Navi: Watch it, I had baked beans for breakfast and I can do more than magic!
(They are about to fight when a huge rumble is heard and the floor begins to shake.)
Navi: It must be the dongo!
Rocky: So? I have bombs!
(He goes around bombing everything, until stage crew come on and take them away from him)
Rocky: (acting like a stupid little kid) but their MY bombs!
Stage crew: Not any more!
(Rocky is left with a blue light on him, he looks sad and rejected)
Rocky: (now sing slowly) Oh my bombs, where did they go? I need them so. If only I had exploded the stagehands, then we could be together again..
Navi: (Shocks him) That is truly disturbing! Get on with the bloody game!
(Rocky eventually finds the higher level and dumps the bombs in the eyes.)
Rocky: Uh. wouldn't that kinda. blow it up?
Navi: we're on a lower budget, being directed by two teenage girls, so those aren't real bombs!
Rocky: shi. shoot!
Narrator: Link walked through the door, to find a room where it would be obvious for him to complete a mind- scratching task.
(Keeske is about to swoop him when he does a back swing and grabs the damn bat in his hand. He gives it a squeeze and it's eyes blow big, but it's still alive.)
Rocky: Listen gasoline breath, get some of your scrawny mates to open this door or it'll be Ozzy Ozboure time for you!
Keeske: *gasp* okay, fellas. *wheeze* open the door!
(The door opens)
Rocky: Thanks!
Narrator: *sigh* after completing the hard task, Rocky finally made it to the bosses entrance.
Rocky: NOW can I have my bombs back?
Alice: Fine! Give him the bombs!
Rocky: Yeeeppeee!
(He falls down and comes face to face with the dongo. It blows fire near him)
Rocky: *cough cough* Whoa, mate, lay off the garlic covered lizards!
(It gives him a confused look, then tries to set him on fire again.)
Rocky: Ahhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My tail feathers are on fire!
(Navi produces a bucket of water and puts the fire out, promptly to Dongo swallows Rocky.)
Ginny and Alice: ROCKY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
(Runs onto stage and gets there own swords and shields; they eventually kill the dongo!)
*Disgusting ripping noises from onside the Dongo*
Rocky: (cutting out of its stomach!) I have seen things that will haunt me for the rest of my life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ginny: Rocky!
Alice: You're all right!
(The two giddy girls run over, but Ginger steps in and grabs him)
Rocky: Ginge? You're not in this scene!
Ginger: Oh Rocky you almost died!
*** Apologies for the romantic mix up. I can't resist! ***
(She pulls him into a kiss)
Ginger: Ewww. you're covered in Dongo slime. oh well.
Narrator: Err. are you two finished yet?
(Ginny and Alice are fuming)
Ginger: Just a second.
(They are FINALLY finished, Ginny and Alice and just about ready to kill. someone.)
Rocky: W-Wow. I never thought you'd be so. worried. about me.
Ginger: Okay Rocky, I have to go now okay?
*She gives him one last smooch before disappearing*
Alice: Ginny, have you got the axe ready?
Ginny: Yeah, here it is.
Narrator: Eh. Rocky? Can we please continue this? Before the girls kill your wife?
Rocky: Yeah, sure!
(He walks into the holey blue light)
Outside the cavern
Rocky is lowered down; suddenly Nick comes down. on a bungie cord.
Nick: (Still dangling) Uh, a little help?
(Rocky cuts him free, he fall on the ground and gets up)
Nick: Well done Link, you went into that cavern and dealt with those monsters like a man, just like me!
(Rocky notices butterfly clips and pink bows tied in Nicks fur.)
Rocky: Been having any wild parties lately?
Nick: What now?!
Rocky: Never mind, so like, could I please have the stone now?
Nick: Here you are Link! Take this Gorons ruby!
*The ruby appears, Rocky snatches it out of thin air and pockets it.*
Rocky: Can we go now?
Nick: Wait a minute, why don't you go and see the fairy atop of death mountain?
Rocky: Wait a minute, if there are so many magical beings in this game, then why the heck am I the fool that has to run around like a manic collecting stones?
Nick: Beats me. But go to her, and see will grant you a wonderful new power!
Rocky: Hows about this, I play the wonderful pixie song again and you can climb to the top of the mountain and tell this wonderful fairy to give me the power from down here?
Nick: Sorry, but you will have to seek her your self. now. what were you saying about that pixie song?
Rocky: N-nothing! Look at the sun, it's time to go!
(Gorons plonk from up above and all come running towards him)
Goron: HEY! THE LITTLE SOFT THING SAVED US! LETS ALL REWARD HIM WITH A BIG GORON HUG THAT WILL SURLY CRUSH HIS INNERARDS!
Rocky: Holey crap! Fly Navi fly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Nearing the stretch that always seems to make the volcano erupt whenever you're passing it)
*Rocky runs through* Navi: Hold on, you didn't get a Hylian shield did you?
Rocky: what difference does it make?
*Volcano erupts*
Rocky: Ow Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow . etc
Narrator: Link finally made it to the wall where he had to climb up, he climbed to the top only to find.
Rocky: God damn it! I haven't got any bombs left!
Navi: Maybe there's some in that big opening.
Rocky: I don't like the look of that, it feels really hot!
Navi: C'mon! We haven't got all day!
(He walks in)
Navi: Link! We can't stay in here for too long! It's too hot!
Rocky: Now you tell me?
Navi: Just find the bombs so we can get the hell out of here!
(He searches for bombs around the rocks, he finds some)
Rocky: How much time left?
Navi: 00:10 seconds.
Rocky: WHAT?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Navi: Run Forrest, Run!
(He runs as fast as he can, at the exit it slows down)
Rocky: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Etc.
Outside the Volcano
*BANG!*
Rocky: Air! Sweet clean COOL air!
Navi: Now.(pant) we can. see. the fairy.
Rocky: In a sec, I need some sleep. zzzzzz
(He sleeps through the night, and he looks so damn cute as well! ^_^)
Narrator: Link woke up fresh and rested and went to go and see the great fairy
Rocky: (Waking up) Man, why'd that freaky voice that comes from no where have to wake me up? I was having such a nice dream as well! C'mon Navi, time to see the fairy!
(Navi is sleeping, making little snoring noises and her wings are fluttering every time she breathes out.)
Navi: No, your too kind. well, I guess your right. I did do most of the work in getting. the stones. Link only. sat on his arse and complained while I. the great Navi. fought off the monsters. Rocky: Ehem, okay, I'll just go in by myself them?
*He blows up to entrance and walks through*
Rocky: Hey, nice pad, I mean you've got the mysterious reflections and everything. but a nice pad all the same!
(He sees the ocarina signs)
Rocky: Okay, this shouldn't be too hard.
(Plays Zelda's song)
Slutty Girl: Hello Link, I will grant you a magical power!
Rocky: (Eyes pop out of head) Er. don't you think that vine outfit is a little. revealing?
Slutty Girl: What, don't you like the way I dress?
Rocky: Not really, I mean, like.
Slutty girl: What?
Rocky: You're a human, I'm a chicken. If you were a peacock maybe, or a species of bird, but your a human! Bare flesh causes no lust in my eyes
Slutty Girl: (Turns to Alice and Ginny) I though you said that he would fall for me instantly? And then Ginger would get mad at him and they'd get a divorce and.
(Ginger and Alice are making extreme signs for her to shut up)
Rocky: Girls? Did you plan this?
Ginny: Nah ah, why would you we do something like that? (Checks nails)
Alice: (Whistling) Oh no Rocky, I'm happy for you and Ginger! (Muttering) Over my dead body.
Rocky: Okay, whatever can you please give me the power?
Slutty Girl: (Not pleased) Take the bloody magic spell, and get off of my property you worthless little fleabag!
Rocky: Gee, someone woke up on the wrong side of the fountain today.
(Outside the fountain)
Rocky: Light bulb! Let's go to. where?
Navi: Don't look at me, I'm not a flipping road map! I know, you can call Saria and she'll tell you.
Rocky: (Plays Saria's song)
?: Ro. I mean, Link, Can you hear me?
Rocky: Loud and clear doll! Hey, this is just like a phone! Cool!
?: Sure, what did you call for?
Rocky: I want to know where the third stone is?
?: (Yelling) you only ever call me if you want something! I thought maybe this time you would call to see how I was. but nooooooooo.
Rocky: Sas? Can you tell me?
?: Go to Gurudo valley and tell the gurudo girls that they have nice arses and they will give you the stone!
Rocky: What's with you today?
?: Nothing, I'm just the every other day Gin. Saria that I always am!
Rocky: Okay then, I'll just go now. thanks!
Kokiri Forest
Gingette: (Puts down Saria's ocarina) Heh heh, that Rocky will fall for anything!
(Ocarina starts ringing like a telephone)
Gingette: Hey, speak to mey!
Rocky: (Using a deeper voice) Excuse me, is this Miss. Gingette Morgan?
Gingette: Yas, why?
Rocky: I am pleased to inform you that you have won the 'prettiest hen in the word' completion.
Gingette: Rally?
Rocky: No, Gingette you cow, quit taking Gingers calls!
Ginger: (In background) Gingette? What are you doing with my ocarina? Who's trying to contact me? It isn't Link is it? Give it back!
(Crashing and screaming noises)
Ginger: (Panting) L-Link, what do you want?
Rocky: I knew it was Gingette! Can you tell me where the third stone is?
Ginger: Go to Zora's fountain, and if I hear about you flirting with that Ruto you're going to get it!
Rocky: I won't.
Ginger: Okay, I'd better go
Rocky: Awe, why can't we talk longer?
Ginger: I'm busy.
Rocky: Okay, well.
Ginger: Yes?
Rocky: . I miss ya, Saria
Ginger: Awe, how sweet!
(Ocarina lines hang up)
Narrator: *Sniff* How sentimental!
Ginny: I guess we don't have to kill her.
Alice: Oh well. HEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LUNCH BREAK EVERYBODY!!!!!
Everyone: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!
End of chapter four
Cast
Rocky as Link
Navi as Navi
Gingette as little bitch that takes Rocky's call
Nick as Big brother
Ginger as Saria
Slutty Girl as the Great Fairy
Ginny and Alice as Directors/Producers and the two girls that saved Rocky
Navi: Link! C'mon, we have to go to the Dongo's cavern!
(Rocky is holding on to the signpost and not letting go.)
Rocky: No way, do you think I hatched yesterday? There's fire- breathing beasts in there, and I ain't going!
(Navi uses special power to pull him; he remains a firm grip.)
Navi: C'mon you useless excuses for a life form! We promised Dratunia!
Rocky: As if that psycho will remember, I bet if we go and see him now he'll just give to stone over right now.
Navi: If you collect all three stones, I bet princess Zelda will be happy.
Rocky: like, how happy?
Navi: Well, she might even give you a kiss.
Rocky: Whoooooooooooohoooooooooooo!!!
Inside the cavern.
Rocky: Well this is a short setback, there's a flipping wall in our way!
Narrator: Don't you do Karate?
Rocky: Oh yeah.
(He pulls some moves and slams the wall down, brushed him self off and sets out)
Navi: As you can see, there are a lot of lava pits, so watch where you stepping.
Rocky: What lava pit? Where? (He steps on one and jumps)
Rocky: Crist! That's painful!
Narrator: Link explored the area, and ran into many enemies.
Rocky: (Walking up to a Beamos) Hey, can you tell me how to get into the boss's room?
(Beamos zaps him.)
Rocky: what's with him?
(Navi zaps him.)
Rocky: what the HELL was that for?!!!
Navi: Lack of concentration. Stay focused.
Rocky: Whatever.
(Rocky walks over to a door, it opens, and he comes face to face with lave pits and two fighting lizards.)
Navi: Watch for the.
Rocky: These guys are pushovers! They don't even have a shield!
(He stabs each of them, they die and Navi looks at him with amazement.)
Navi: How did you know how to.
Rocky: Know you enemy, that's my saying!
Navi: I'm impressed!
Rocky: Don't be too impressed, I still have to figure you out.
Navi: Oh well, your learning at least.
Narrator: Link searched each room, and eventually he came across a stash of bombs.
Rocky: Cool! Now I can blow things up!
Navi: Yeah, and defeat the boss!
Rocky: What? I have20 bombs here, each of them with your name on them!
Navi: Watch it, I had baked beans for breakfast and I can do more than magic!
(They are about to fight when a huge rumble is heard and the floor begins to shake.)
Navi: It must be the dongo!
Rocky: So? I have bombs!
(He goes around bombing everything, until stage crew come on and take them away from him)
Rocky: (acting like a stupid little kid) but their MY bombs!
Stage crew: Not any more!
(Rocky is left with a blue light on him, he looks sad and rejected)
Rocky: (now sing slowly) Oh my bombs, where did they go? I need them so. If only I had exploded the stagehands, then we could be together again..
Navi: (Shocks him) That is truly disturbing! Get on with the bloody game!
(Rocky eventually finds the higher level and dumps the bombs in the eyes.)
Rocky: Uh. wouldn't that kinda. blow it up?
Navi: we're on a lower budget, being directed by two teenage girls, so those aren't real bombs!
Rocky: shi. shoot!
Narrator: Link walked through the door, to find a room where it would be obvious for him to complete a mind- scratching task.
(Keeske is about to swoop him when he does a back swing and grabs the damn bat in his hand. He gives it a squeeze and it's eyes blow big, but it's still alive.)
Rocky: Listen gasoline breath, get some of your scrawny mates to open this door or it'll be Ozzy Ozboure time for you!
Keeske: *gasp* okay, fellas. *wheeze* open the door!
(The door opens)
Rocky: Thanks!
Narrator: *sigh* after completing the hard task, Rocky finally made it to the bosses entrance.
Rocky: NOW can I have my bombs back?
Alice: Fine! Give him the bombs!
Rocky: Yeeeppeee!
(He falls down and comes face to face with the dongo. It blows fire near him)
Rocky: *cough cough* Whoa, mate, lay off the garlic covered lizards!
(It gives him a confused look, then tries to set him on fire again.)
Rocky: Ahhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My tail feathers are on fire!
(Navi produces a bucket of water and puts the fire out, promptly to Dongo swallows Rocky.)
Ginny and Alice: ROCKY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
(Runs onto stage and gets there own swords and shields; they eventually kill the dongo!)
*Disgusting ripping noises from onside the Dongo*
Rocky: (cutting out of its stomach!) I have seen things that will haunt me for the rest of my life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ginny: Rocky!
Alice: You're all right!
(The two giddy girls run over, but Ginger steps in and grabs him)
Rocky: Ginge? You're not in this scene!
Ginger: Oh Rocky you almost died!
*** Apologies for the romantic mix up. I can't resist! ***
(She pulls him into a kiss)
Ginger: Ewww. you're covered in Dongo slime. oh well.
Narrator: Err. are you two finished yet?
(Ginny and Alice are fuming)
Ginger: Just a second.
(They are FINALLY finished, Ginny and Alice and just about ready to kill. someone.)
Rocky: W-Wow. I never thought you'd be so. worried. about me.
Ginger: Okay Rocky, I have to go now okay?
*She gives him one last smooch before disappearing*
Alice: Ginny, have you got the axe ready?
Ginny: Yeah, here it is.
Narrator: Eh. Rocky? Can we please continue this? Before the girls kill your wife?
Rocky: Yeah, sure!
(He walks into the holey blue light)
Outside the cavern
Rocky is lowered down; suddenly Nick comes down. on a bungie cord.
Nick: (Still dangling) Uh, a little help?
(Rocky cuts him free, he fall on the ground and gets up)
Nick: Well done Link, you went into that cavern and dealt with those monsters like a man, just like me!
(Rocky notices butterfly clips and pink bows tied in Nicks fur.)
Rocky: Been having any wild parties lately?
Nick: What now?!
Rocky: Never mind, so like, could I please have the stone now?
Nick: Here you are Link! Take this Gorons ruby!
*The ruby appears, Rocky snatches it out of thin air and pockets it.*
Rocky: Can we go now?
Nick: Wait a minute, why don't you go and see the fairy atop of death mountain?
Rocky: Wait a minute, if there are so many magical beings in this game, then why the heck am I the fool that has to run around like a manic collecting stones?
Nick: Beats me. But go to her, and see will grant you a wonderful new power!
Rocky: Hows about this, I play the wonderful pixie song again and you can climb to the top of the mountain and tell this wonderful fairy to give me the power from down here?
Nick: Sorry, but you will have to seek her your self. now. what were you saying about that pixie song?
Rocky: N-nothing! Look at the sun, it's time to go!
(Gorons plonk from up above and all come running towards him)
Goron: HEY! THE LITTLE SOFT THING SAVED US! LETS ALL REWARD HIM WITH A BIG GORON HUG THAT WILL SURLY CRUSH HIS INNERARDS!
Rocky: Holey crap! Fly Navi fly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Nearing the stretch that always seems to make the volcano erupt whenever you're passing it)
*Rocky runs through* Navi: Hold on, you didn't get a Hylian shield did you?
Rocky: what difference does it make?
*Volcano erupts*
Rocky: Ow Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow . etc
Narrator: Link finally made it to the wall where he had to climb up, he climbed to the top only to find.
Rocky: God damn it! I haven't got any bombs left!
Navi: Maybe there's some in that big opening.
Rocky: I don't like the look of that, it feels really hot!
Navi: C'mon! We haven't got all day!
(He walks in)
Navi: Link! We can't stay in here for too long! It's too hot!
Rocky: Now you tell me?
Navi: Just find the bombs so we can get the hell out of here!
(He searches for bombs around the rocks, he finds some)
Rocky: How much time left?
Navi: 00:10 seconds.
Rocky: WHAT?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Navi: Run Forrest, Run!
(He runs as fast as he can, at the exit it slows down)
Rocky: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Etc.
Outside the Volcano
*BANG!*
Rocky: Air! Sweet clean COOL air!
Navi: Now.(pant) we can. see. the fairy.
Rocky: In a sec, I need some sleep. zzzzzz
(He sleeps through the night, and he looks so damn cute as well! ^_^)
Narrator: Link woke up fresh and rested and went to go and see the great fairy
Rocky: (Waking up) Man, why'd that freaky voice that comes from no where have to wake me up? I was having such a nice dream as well! C'mon Navi, time to see the fairy!
(Navi is sleeping, making little snoring noises and her wings are fluttering every time she breathes out.)
Navi: No, your too kind. well, I guess your right. I did do most of the work in getting. the stones. Link only. sat on his arse and complained while I. the great Navi. fought off the monsters. Rocky: Ehem, okay, I'll just go in by myself them?
*He blows up to entrance and walks through*
Rocky: Hey, nice pad, I mean you've got the mysterious reflections and everything. but a nice pad all the same!
(He sees the ocarina signs)
Rocky: Okay, this shouldn't be too hard.
(Plays Zelda's song)
Slutty Girl: Hello Link, I will grant you a magical power!
Rocky: (Eyes pop out of head) Er. don't you think that vine outfit is a little. revealing?
Slutty Girl: What, don't you like the way I dress?
Rocky: Not really, I mean, like.
Slutty girl: What?
Rocky: You're a human, I'm a chicken. If you were a peacock maybe, or a species of bird, but your a human! Bare flesh causes no lust in my eyes
Slutty Girl: (Turns to Alice and Ginny) I though you said that he would fall for me instantly? And then Ginger would get mad at him and they'd get a divorce and.
(Ginger and Alice are making extreme signs for her to shut up)
Rocky: Girls? Did you plan this?
Ginny: Nah ah, why would you we do something like that? (Checks nails)
Alice: (Whistling) Oh no Rocky, I'm happy for you and Ginger! (Muttering) Over my dead body.
Rocky: Okay, whatever can you please give me the power?
Slutty Girl: (Not pleased) Take the bloody magic spell, and get off of my property you worthless little fleabag!
Rocky: Gee, someone woke up on the wrong side of the fountain today.
(Outside the fountain)
Rocky: Light bulb! Let's go to. where?
Navi: Don't look at me, I'm not a flipping road map! I know, you can call Saria and she'll tell you.
Rocky: (Plays Saria's song)
?: Ro. I mean, Link, Can you hear me?
Rocky: Loud and clear doll! Hey, this is just like a phone! Cool!
?: Sure, what did you call for?
Rocky: I want to know where the third stone is?
?: (Yelling) you only ever call me if you want something! I thought maybe this time you would call to see how I was. but nooooooooo.
Rocky: Sas? Can you tell me?
?: Go to Gurudo valley and tell the gurudo girls that they have nice arses and they will give you the stone!
Rocky: What's with you today?
?: Nothing, I'm just the every other day Gin. Saria that I always am!
Rocky: Okay then, I'll just go now. thanks!
Kokiri Forest
Gingette: (Puts down Saria's ocarina) Heh heh, that Rocky will fall for anything!
(Ocarina starts ringing like a telephone)
Gingette: Hey, speak to mey!
Rocky: (Using a deeper voice) Excuse me, is this Miss. Gingette Morgan?
Gingette: Yas, why?
Rocky: I am pleased to inform you that you have won the 'prettiest hen in the word' completion.
Gingette: Rally?
Rocky: No, Gingette you cow, quit taking Gingers calls!
Ginger: (In background) Gingette? What are you doing with my ocarina? Who's trying to contact me? It isn't Link is it? Give it back!
(Crashing and screaming noises)
Ginger: (Panting) L-Link, what do you want?
Rocky: I knew it was Gingette! Can you tell me where the third stone is?
Ginger: Go to Zora's fountain, and if I hear about you flirting with that Ruto you're going to get it!
Rocky: I won't.
Ginger: Okay, I'd better go
Rocky: Awe, why can't we talk longer?
Ginger: I'm busy.
Rocky: Okay, well.
Ginger: Yes?
Rocky: . I miss ya, Saria
Ginger: Awe, how sweet!
(Ocarina lines hang up)
Narrator: *Sniff* How sentimental!
Ginny: I guess we don't have to kill her.
Alice: Oh well. HEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LUNCH BREAK EVERYBODY!!!!!
Everyone: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!
End of chapter four