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Mission: Namek
Chapter 2:
Journey Through Space
~~Kame House, November 14~~
Chichi, Radditzu and Gohan stepped onto the beach from Gyuu Maou's hover car. Gohan blushed as everyone stared at his new haircut. It was a do that is known some places as a step-cut and others as a bowl-cut. Radditzu frowned at his sister-in-law's choice for Gohan's hair and the clothes. The hair might look good if he was wearing some kind of armor, but with those schoolboy clothes he looked nerdy and very un-Saiya-jin like. Kuririn wore a casual outfit with a jacket and long pants, as well as a baseball cap with the word "Kame" in big block letters. Buruma wore a red ribbon with her new hairstyle and a jumpsuit meant for space travel.
"Now, Gohan, remember to catalog plants and animals while you're there." said Chichi "Since you finished forty days worth of homework ahead of time, you needn't worry about anything else but the nature!"
Radditzu rolled his eyes "And the Dragonballs.."
Chichi blinked "Oh.I guess I forgot about them."
Roshi chuckled "I guess Goku really does hump her brains out!" (an: I am not a perv Roshi is.)
Radditzu sweatdropped "Listen, if Furiza happens to be there.don't engage him in combat. Get the dragon balls and make sure he never discovers you."
"Right" said Gohan
Kame Sennin put his hand over Kuririn's shoulder "Ma boy, you have come so far since the day you first arrived here by canoe. I am proud that you have undertaken such a task." his face became goofy "And if ya meet any hot alien chicks, give them my phone number! Heh, heh!"
After socking Roshi, Buruma held her arms out in front of the spaceship "PICCOLO!" she shouted
The three travelers stepped onto the platform and vanished into the ship. The insect-like ship blasted off into the great void of space. Back on the ground, the small group of people waved for a bit, and then stopped.
"so." said Roshi "Who wants to play charades?"
~~Deep Space, Days Later~~
Gohan and Kuririn sat in meditative positions. In their minds they fought images that they projected to each other's brains. Gohan kicked from a Side- Stance, and Kuririn countered with a punch, which Gohan blocked. Their Kis flared, and they fell back into Cat-Stances. (2) Hours more of this sort of thing continued, until something awoke them. There was a red light flashing and an alarum bell of some sorts. Buruma was panicking with the controls.
Gohan sprung up and "W-what is it?"
"We're headed right for a ship!" cried Buruma
"Can't you dodge it?" asked Gohan
"It's too fast! It matches us move for move! Waah!" cried Buruma
Yet instead of an explosion and crash, there was a dull thud. Buruma, Kuririn and Gohan carefully got up from their crouched positions and uncovered their faces. They looked out the viewing window and awed at what they saw. Both ships had stopped dead, and stood face to face.
"Wagga!" said Gohan "It looks just like our ship!"
"hmm." Buruma fondled her chin in thought "Wait.It IS our ship!"
"Huh?" Kuririn blinked
"Look!"
Buruma pressed a button and disabled the One-way feature of the front screen. The same thing happened on the other ship, and within were three passengers.themselves.
"It appears to be some sort of mirror" said Buruma; she activated a special laser that she had installed.
Light reflected off the surface and revealed it to be a ship shaped object. The whole thing was covered in dark mirrors. Then there was a rumble and a whirr; the mirror image vanished and the ship jolted forward and kept going until it came to a stop. Certainly some sort of tractor beam it was. The Dragonball Hunting Party stepped out to see where they were. The room was dark and dank. All of a sudden, the lights came on, and Buruma made a horrible realization.
"I'm only wearing panties and a short shirt!" she groaned (3)
"Hey, at least Muten Sama isn't here" retorted Kuririn
"Yeah, guess you're right." said Buruma
"Someone's here!" cried Gohan
"Huh? What do you mean? I can't see anyone." said Buruma
"I can sense their Ki!"
"Me too." said Kuririn
Suddenly there was a sound of rapid footsteps, and the cocking of firearms. Hundreds of figures converged on the adventurers. Gohan and Kuririn powered their Ki and prepared to fight. However, all but one of the assailants backed down and there was a strange sound.it sounded like.fear. Buruma realized something. Their voices.their height.
"Hey! These guys are just kids!"
Gohan looked closer "Hey! You're right!" he Son Scratched "Are there no adults on this ship?"
One boy with a bandage on his face stepped forth "Stand strong!" he commanded; then he turned to Buruma et al "Go away! We will not be enslaved!"
"Enslaved?" asked Buruma
"Do not play dumb!" growled the boy "We, the sons and daughters of Rito-sei will not submit to the slime who destroyed our parents!"
Gohan's heart sank "Who destroyed.?"
"Liar! You play us for fools!" growled the leader "such power can only be held by those under." he grumbled the last word ".him.."
~~Flashback~~
.I was ten when it happened.an ordinary day.
Men worked and children played on the planet Rito. The blue sun glowed placidly. Birds soared and chirped. Magnificent cities with advanced technology stood majestically. The streets ever bustling. Airships as big as those of the sea dominated the sky; held up by propellers and some mystical power. Light and song filled the hearts of all the people. In one moment it was shattered. There was a sort of whistling sound that grew in intensity. Then there was a loud crash. In the heart of the city, a crater had been formed. Within lay a small spherical object made from metal. A hatch opened, and a purple skinned alien stepped forth. Those at hand had not the presence of mind to run, but instead gaped in awe at the visitor.
.I saw him when he first raised his hand before the crowd.we all thought he would say something.but.
A ki wave from the alien obliterated the entire crowd. Those who had escaped the initial blast were hit by subsequent ones. Within minutes the city was burning.
.The fire was hot.cinders blinded me.the horrible alien scarred my face and killed my mother in the same blast.my father grabbed his earlobe long enough for me to escape, but he too was killed.many buses left the city.I jumped on the only one to escape his wrath.soon we reached the capital.
Thousands of children were loaded into a great ship. It launched just before the demon reached that city and laid it to waste.
.I watched as my planet grew smaller in the distance.we were cast away from our home and into exile.
~~End Flashback~~
"After a while we learned what had happened.we discovered a thing called Planet Trade.our planet was marked for purging by this planet trade.and that horrible beast was sent by an emperor called Furiza to annihilate the people."
"Furiza!" exclaimed Gohan "We are enemies of Furiza!"
"Why should I, Captain Bun (4), believe that? You could be a play acting spy!"
"But we aren't!" pleaded Buruma
There was a rumbling and another thirteen year old boy rushed in "Bun! There's trouble!"
"What is it, Zeshin?"
"We are headed straight for a Red Supergiant!" (5)
"Aah! No! There must have been a miscalculation!" cried Bun
"Let me try!" said Buruma
"Why should we trust her?" cried Emi
"Listen, give us a chance to help!" said Buruma
Bun clenched his fists "very well.follow us to the control room"
They did so, and Buruma was shown to a computer.
"Hmm." she pressed a bunch of buttons "The Yaw oscillation is off by." She hit the desk "Come on, work! I just need more power to the thrusters!"
"um.Gohan and I have an idea." said Kuririn
"This is no time for jokes!" growled Buruma "We have to save these people!"
Gohan turned to Bun "Does your ship run on crystalline energy?"
"yes, the energy crystals are--":
"Take us to them!" said Kuririn
As soon as Gohan and Kuririn entered the chamber with a humongous crystal, they prepared their ki.
"KAME HAME HA!" Kuririn kiaid
"MASENKOU!" Gohan kiaid
Both ki blasts infused with the crystals. Gohan and Kuririn intensely pushed harder with their power. With a mighty force, the mirrored ship thrusted away from the star, and to the safety of open space. The children cheered with extreme relish. Bun stood there and smirked. Now he trusted them fully.
~~The Next Day~~
Bun and Gohan shook hands
"Farewell, Son Gohan, son of both Chikyuu-sei and Vegeta-sei. I hope that our paths cross another day."
"Goodbye, Bun." said Gohan
"If you ever meet the purple monster who destroyed our people, I hope you destroy him!"
Gohan blinked "Wait.was his name by any chance.Kiwi?"
"Yes! It is a name I curse every waking moment."
"He is dead.Piccolo got him"
"Are you...serious.?"
"Yes"
"Have you any.part of him? Any trophy?"
Buruma rolled her eyes "Damn.I was really hoping to be able to study the reproductive organs and figure out why they are located there.but oh well." She went into the ship and came out with an icebox "This is his head. Just make sure you put it somewhere that it won't rot."
Bun was handed the box; he opened it and laughed. He held up Kiwi's severed head and all cheered
"I shall keep this to remember your valor by."
The Namek-sei-jin ship lifted off and vanished into the distance.. Grinning, Bun removed the bandage from his face revealing a brown scar. From then on the people of Rito-sei were filled with greater courage and determination. Kiwi's head was later reduced to a skull, bleached, and set in imperishable crystal. "The Skull of Demon Kiwi" would become an heirloom to the bloodline of Bun, who became their soveirgn. After finding a new planet, they settled there in peace. For generations and generations they prospered and thrived. It is said in their legends that without the earthlings who saved the ship, their entire civilization would not have come to be. Thus, they named their new planet.Gaia.
****** ~~Medical Center, Furiza 79~~
Furiza watched as the pod landed. What disturbed him most was the fact that there was only one. Out of the pod fell a shredded and bleeding figure.Zarbon. The moment of truth was here. Furiza's reactions would determine whether Kuririn's fear that Goku made a mistake had a great foundation. The moment Furiza saw Zarbon, he coldly, and passively stepped up to him. He looked at the shredded mass that was once his top officer. He then took the Scouter from his pocket. There was only one thing he could do. Slowly, the Emperor raised a finger, and pointed it.
"You there! Get a doctor, and prepare a rejuvenation tank!" he shouted "And prepare a 1,000,000 ICE check for his hazard bonus!"
"yes master Furiza!" said the alien that looked like a chartreuse Kiwi.
"And anyone who laughs at Zarbon gets the death penalty!" he growled
The thing that Kuririn feared happened. The one good reason Goku had for letting Zarbon live.didn't amount to a hill of beans. Furiza may have done what Goku thought would happen if, say, it were Vegeta or some lower underling that were in this condition, but not Zarbon. To the pain in this special case meant only the temporary pain from the physical wounds. It then was most certain, that the victory on Earth was even more Pyrrhic than previously thought. Zarbon was put inside the tank with only one thought on his mind.revenge.
"Lord Furiza," said a doctor "We were able to save the audio data from Zarbon's Scouter if you wish to listen."
Furiza took the Scouter and listened to the recording. First he heard the Earthlings and his men arguing. Then he heard evidence that indeed they had killed five of the Earthling defenses, including the Suet-jin. Then the most important part came up.
Ass. said a gruff voice The seven magic Dragon Balls can grant any wish.even bring the dead to life. Goku will be returning
The laughter he heard on the other line was only drowned out by Furiza's mad laughter at such a ridiculous statement.
An hour later, Furiza heard something he was not prepared for. A voice from the past.
Piccolo.dead.
Furiza's eyes widened in shock. That was unmistakably the voice of Goku, the man he was certain he had killed. But Dodoria and Zarbon both recognized him too.
Yamucha.Tenshinhan.Roland.
Furiza listened through Dodoria's death at the hands of Vegeta and Radditzu. Then he heard something more intriguing.
What? The Dragonballs are gone! Nobody can be wished back!
But I know of another set. A planet called Namek has their own Dragonballs. Roland and I put 2 and 2 together when we met Piccolo
Furiza smirked in delight. He knew immediately what he wanted.eternal life. He turned off the Scouter and headed for his ship. But before finding out how to get to Namek, he needed to go somewhere else first. To Furiza, Zarbon's power and that of Dodoria and Kiwi were tools that he needed. With two of his tools destroyed, he saw no sense in trashing the one he had left. However, he also knew that he couldn't use a broken tool. He could not wait for Zarbon to heal, as he wanted to get to Namek fast, and not get his hands dirty. There was only one place he knew to get more help.
~~Icekyoob 4; a Space Station 35 Parsecs from Furiza 79~~
Furiza stood outside the door to a great palace. He hadn't spoken to the owner for many years, but right now he needed his help. Suddenly the door opened and Furiza entered. Pipe organ music played in a cavernous room with a red carpet. The music was the "Decadence of Heaven"; (1)a haunting tune of old. A large throne at the very back slowly turned around to reveal a face with similar appearances to Furiza.
"Brother? Is that you?"
"Yes Koola."
"My, my, you are so cold. You don't call for thirty years, you never write, then you just waltz into here.you certainly are a cruel and cold soul."
"Well, that is most certainly the pot calling the kettle black."
"And nobody's heart is blacker than yours, Furiza"
"takes one to know one, you fiendish slime-bag."
"Oh, so true. Welcome home, brother" Koola hugged Furiza
"It is pleasant to be back. The feeling of being home comes in a close second to blowing up a planet."
"I must agree.to me nothing is more wholesome than destruction. But tell me, there is a reason you came here, is there not?"
"You read me right, as usual. I am heading to a planet; the inhabitants possess a valuable relic I wish to make my own. Dodoria and Kiwi are dead and Zarbon is terribly injured. I need to borrow members of your Special Forces."
"What? Dodoria, Zarbon and Kiwi defeated? I suppose you are short on muscle now then.How many do you suppose you need?"
"Just three."
"Hmm.very well. I shall summon my three top officers. But.do be careful with them; good soldiers are expensive, and oh so hard to come by!"
"Mark my words, they will have the time of their lives, purging an entire planet and plundering it for treasure."
"I bid you adieu." said Koola as Furiza headed back to his ship.
~~Medical Unit 937~~
Vegeta opened his eyes. A few things occurred to him. First, he was naked and wet. Second, his doctor was there. Third, he was not on Earth. His tail twitched slowly, so he realized Kakkarotto had given him one of the Regen pills. (6)
"Where.where am I, doc?" he asked as he put on a pair of boxers and a jumpsuit.
"On route to Planet Namek."
"Namek? What for?" he put on a battle jacket/
"I believe Furiza called them Dragonballs"
"Dragonballs? Ah, so I see. How do I find them, anyway?" He put on boots and gloves
"I was instructed to give you this" The things Buruma gave the Doctor on Earth were handed to Vegeta
The disc was laid on the table. A red button was pressed, and a hologram appeared. It was Buruma.
"Hello.um.Vegeta. If you are watching this, then you are fully healed and on your way to Namek. I have given you my spare Dragon Radar so that you can find the Dragonballs. To activate," the Hologram pushed the top button "Push once like so, and then push again and again to zoom in and out. To turn off, twist the top counterclockwise. Gohan and Kuririn will follow you shortly. Good luck and um.thank you.thank you for helping save my planet.." The message ended
"You are very welcome.." Vegeta thought
***************
Yippee!!! Second Chapter of the "Mission: Namek" Installment of my DBZ AU completed! (I plan to go all the way to Pan-chan!)
Same rules as always
1) I do not own Breath of Fire II or Decadence of heaven. (Do many damn disclaimers.I hate em.) It is a pipe organ song that plays throughout the St Evach Dungeon.
2) For those of you who do not practice martial arts, a Cat Stance is when you have all of your weight on your back leg, usually bent, and almost no weight on your front leg, which is supported on the ball of the foot.
3) No, I am not being a perv; in the original version of the DBZ episode where they meet the orphans (and they ARE orphans, and there ARE NO ADULTS WHATSOEVER on that ship) Buruma only wears a shirt and her panties. An entire episode was cut, including the part where Kuririn loses his hat. (Remember how he makes a big assed deal of putting it on, and then it is suddenly gone?)
4) According to DB Daizenshyu 7 as translated by Greg Werner (www.ultimatedbzinfo.com), The official name of the leader of the orphans is Bun
5) A big red star that makes our sun look like Mickey Rooney
6) Hey, why not? I mean, tails are COOL!
::WARNING! Angry rant::
(FUNi has awakened a dragon)
VIDEL DOES NOT SAY SHE LOVES GOHAN!!!!!!!!! SHE SAY SOMETHING ALONG THE LINES OF "I WON'T..HAVE SUCH A THING.GOHAN KUN." THAT MEANS SHE CANNOT BELIEVE HE IS GONE. SHE WOULD HAVE REACTED THE SAME WAY AS SHE DID TO GOHAN'S "DEATH" IF IT WERE HER FATHER, OR IREEZA, OR SHARPENER, MAYBE EVEN HER MAID THAT GOT KILLED BY BUU!!!! IT IS PERFECTLY NORMAL FOR SOMEONE WHO IS NOT USED TO DEATH TO REACT THAT WAY!!! IT DOES NOT MAKE HER AUTOMATICALLY IN LOVE WITH HIM ALREADY!!!
Look at Cloud Strife; he saw Aeris killed right before his eyes and was emotionally hurt, but he was still in love with Tifa.
Then there's Rosa; when Cid and Yang "Die" she reacts similarly, but she loves Cecil.
Usagi was extremely angered and saddened when all the Senshi were killed by Beryl in the 1st season, does that make her a lesbian?
(YES THEY WERE KILLED! THEY WERE NOT TRAPPED IN ANOTHER DIMENSION AND THEY DID NOT FORGET THEIR MEMORIES; THEY GOT REINCARNATED)
PLUS, WE AINT EVEN SUPPOSED TO KNOW THEY GET TOGETHER UNTIL WE SEE THE PICTURE OF GOHAN'S WEDDING DAY IN A LATER DBZ EPISODE, AND THAT IS TEN YEARS LATER!!
::Pant pant:: Angry rant over for now.please don't hate me for blowing off some steam..
NEXT TIME:
Vegeta arrives on Namek and begins his search for the fabled Dragonballs. When he finds a village, and old enemy pays him a visit
Meanwhile, Gohan et al must escape from two wicked aliens.
Chapter 2:
Journey Through Space
~~Kame House, November 14~~
Chichi, Radditzu and Gohan stepped onto the beach from Gyuu Maou's hover car. Gohan blushed as everyone stared at his new haircut. It was a do that is known some places as a step-cut and others as a bowl-cut. Radditzu frowned at his sister-in-law's choice for Gohan's hair and the clothes. The hair might look good if he was wearing some kind of armor, but with those schoolboy clothes he looked nerdy and very un-Saiya-jin like. Kuririn wore a casual outfit with a jacket and long pants, as well as a baseball cap with the word "Kame" in big block letters. Buruma wore a red ribbon with her new hairstyle and a jumpsuit meant for space travel.
"Now, Gohan, remember to catalog plants and animals while you're there." said Chichi "Since you finished forty days worth of homework ahead of time, you needn't worry about anything else but the nature!"
Radditzu rolled his eyes "And the Dragonballs.."
Chichi blinked "Oh.I guess I forgot about them."
Roshi chuckled "I guess Goku really does hump her brains out!" (an: I am not a perv Roshi is.)
Radditzu sweatdropped "Listen, if Furiza happens to be there.don't engage him in combat. Get the dragon balls and make sure he never discovers you."
"Right" said Gohan
Kame Sennin put his hand over Kuririn's shoulder "Ma boy, you have come so far since the day you first arrived here by canoe. I am proud that you have undertaken such a task." his face became goofy "And if ya meet any hot alien chicks, give them my phone number! Heh, heh!"
After socking Roshi, Buruma held her arms out in front of the spaceship "PICCOLO!" she shouted
The three travelers stepped onto the platform and vanished into the ship. The insect-like ship blasted off into the great void of space. Back on the ground, the small group of people waved for a bit, and then stopped.
"so." said Roshi "Who wants to play charades?"
~~Deep Space, Days Later~~
Gohan and Kuririn sat in meditative positions. In their minds they fought images that they projected to each other's brains. Gohan kicked from a Side- Stance, and Kuririn countered with a punch, which Gohan blocked. Their Kis flared, and they fell back into Cat-Stances. (2) Hours more of this sort of thing continued, until something awoke them. There was a red light flashing and an alarum bell of some sorts. Buruma was panicking with the controls.
Gohan sprung up and "W-what is it?"
"We're headed right for a ship!" cried Buruma
"Can't you dodge it?" asked Gohan
"It's too fast! It matches us move for move! Waah!" cried Buruma
Yet instead of an explosion and crash, there was a dull thud. Buruma, Kuririn and Gohan carefully got up from their crouched positions and uncovered their faces. They looked out the viewing window and awed at what they saw. Both ships had stopped dead, and stood face to face.
"Wagga!" said Gohan "It looks just like our ship!"
"hmm." Buruma fondled her chin in thought "Wait.It IS our ship!"
"Huh?" Kuririn blinked
"Look!"
Buruma pressed a button and disabled the One-way feature of the front screen. The same thing happened on the other ship, and within were three passengers.themselves.
"It appears to be some sort of mirror" said Buruma; she activated a special laser that she had installed.
Light reflected off the surface and revealed it to be a ship shaped object. The whole thing was covered in dark mirrors. Then there was a rumble and a whirr; the mirror image vanished and the ship jolted forward and kept going until it came to a stop. Certainly some sort of tractor beam it was. The Dragonball Hunting Party stepped out to see where they were. The room was dark and dank. All of a sudden, the lights came on, and Buruma made a horrible realization.
"I'm only wearing panties and a short shirt!" she groaned (3)
"Hey, at least Muten Sama isn't here" retorted Kuririn
"Yeah, guess you're right." said Buruma
"Someone's here!" cried Gohan
"Huh? What do you mean? I can't see anyone." said Buruma
"I can sense their Ki!"
"Me too." said Kuririn
Suddenly there was a sound of rapid footsteps, and the cocking of firearms. Hundreds of figures converged on the adventurers. Gohan and Kuririn powered their Ki and prepared to fight. However, all but one of the assailants backed down and there was a strange sound.it sounded like.fear. Buruma realized something. Their voices.their height.
"Hey! These guys are just kids!"
Gohan looked closer "Hey! You're right!" he Son Scratched "Are there no adults on this ship?"
One boy with a bandage on his face stepped forth "Stand strong!" he commanded; then he turned to Buruma et al "Go away! We will not be enslaved!"
"Enslaved?" asked Buruma
"Do not play dumb!" growled the boy "We, the sons and daughters of Rito-sei will not submit to the slime who destroyed our parents!"
Gohan's heart sank "Who destroyed.?"
"Liar! You play us for fools!" growled the leader "such power can only be held by those under." he grumbled the last word ".him.."
~~Flashback~~
.I was ten when it happened.an ordinary day.
Men worked and children played on the planet Rito. The blue sun glowed placidly. Birds soared and chirped. Magnificent cities with advanced technology stood majestically. The streets ever bustling. Airships as big as those of the sea dominated the sky; held up by propellers and some mystical power. Light and song filled the hearts of all the people. In one moment it was shattered. There was a sort of whistling sound that grew in intensity. Then there was a loud crash. In the heart of the city, a crater had been formed. Within lay a small spherical object made from metal. A hatch opened, and a purple skinned alien stepped forth. Those at hand had not the presence of mind to run, but instead gaped in awe at the visitor.
.I saw him when he first raised his hand before the crowd.we all thought he would say something.but.
A ki wave from the alien obliterated the entire crowd. Those who had escaped the initial blast were hit by subsequent ones. Within minutes the city was burning.
.The fire was hot.cinders blinded me.the horrible alien scarred my face and killed my mother in the same blast.my father grabbed his earlobe long enough for me to escape, but he too was killed.many buses left the city.I jumped on the only one to escape his wrath.soon we reached the capital.
Thousands of children were loaded into a great ship. It launched just before the demon reached that city and laid it to waste.
.I watched as my planet grew smaller in the distance.we were cast away from our home and into exile.
~~End Flashback~~
"After a while we learned what had happened.we discovered a thing called Planet Trade.our planet was marked for purging by this planet trade.and that horrible beast was sent by an emperor called Furiza to annihilate the people."
"Furiza!" exclaimed Gohan "We are enemies of Furiza!"
"Why should I, Captain Bun (4), believe that? You could be a play acting spy!"
"But we aren't!" pleaded Buruma
There was a rumbling and another thirteen year old boy rushed in "Bun! There's trouble!"
"What is it, Zeshin?"
"We are headed straight for a Red Supergiant!" (5)
"Aah! No! There must have been a miscalculation!" cried Bun
"Let me try!" said Buruma
"Why should we trust her?" cried Emi
"Listen, give us a chance to help!" said Buruma
Bun clenched his fists "very well.follow us to the control room"
They did so, and Buruma was shown to a computer.
"Hmm." she pressed a bunch of buttons "The Yaw oscillation is off by." She hit the desk "Come on, work! I just need more power to the thrusters!"
"um.Gohan and I have an idea." said Kuririn
"This is no time for jokes!" growled Buruma "We have to save these people!"
Gohan turned to Bun "Does your ship run on crystalline energy?"
"yes, the energy crystals are--":
"Take us to them!" said Kuririn
As soon as Gohan and Kuririn entered the chamber with a humongous crystal, they prepared their ki.
"KAME HAME HA!" Kuririn kiaid
"MASENKOU!" Gohan kiaid
Both ki blasts infused with the crystals. Gohan and Kuririn intensely pushed harder with their power. With a mighty force, the mirrored ship thrusted away from the star, and to the safety of open space. The children cheered with extreme relish. Bun stood there and smirked. Now he trusted them fully.
~~The Next Day~~
Bun and Gohan shook hands
"Farewell, Son Gohan, son of both Chikyuu-sei and Vegeta-sei. I hope that our paths cross another day."
"Goodbye, Bun." said Gohan
"If you ever meet the purple monster who destroyed our people, I hope you destroy him!"
Gohan blinked "Wait.was his name by any chance.Kiwi?"
"Yes! It is a name I curse every waking moment."
"He is dead.Piccolo got him"
"Are you...serious.?"
"Yes"
"Have you any.part of him? Any trophy?"
Buruma rolled her eyes "Damn.I was really hoping to be able to study the reproductive organs and figure out why they are located there.but oh well." She went into the ship and came out with an icebox "This is his head. Just make sure you put it somewhere that it won't rot."
Bun was handed the box; he opened it and laughed. He held up Kiwi's severed head and all cheered
"I shall keep this to remember your valor by."
The Namek-sei-jin ship lifted off and vanished into the distance.. Grinning, Bun removed the bandage from his face revealing a brown scar. From then on the people of Rito-sei were filled with greater courage and determination. Kiwi's head was later reduced to a skull, bleached, and set in imperishable crystal. "The Skull of Demon Kiwi" would become an heirloom to the bloodline of Bun, who became their soveirgn. After finding a new planet, they settled there in peace. For generations and generations they prospered and thrived. It is said in their legends that without the earthlings who saved the ship, their entire civilization would not have come to be. Thus, they named their new planet.Gaia.
****** ~~Medical Center, Furiza 79~~
Furiza watched as the pod landed. What disturbed him most was the fact that there was only one. Out of the pod fell a shredded and bleeding figure.Zarbon. The moment of truth was here. Furiza's reactions would determine whether Kuririn's fear that Goku made a mistake had a great foundation. The moment Furiza saw Zarbon, he coldly, and passively stepped up to him. He looked at the shredded mass that was once his top officer. He then took the Scouter from his pocket. There was only one thing he could do. Slowly, the Emperor raised a finger, and pointed it.
"You there! Get a doctor, and prepare a rejuvenation tank!" he shouted "And prepare a 1,000,000 ICE check for his hazard bonus!"
"yes master Furiza!" said the alien that looked like a chartreuse Kiwi.
"And anyone who laughs at Zarbon gets the death penalty!" he growled
The thing that Kuririn feared happened. The one good reason Goku had for letting Zarbon live.didn't amount to a hill of beans. Furiza may have done what Goku thought would happen if, say, it were Vegeta or some lower underling that were in this condition, but not Zarbon. To the pain in this special case meant only the temporary pain from the physical wounds. It then was most certain, that the victory on Earth was even more Pyrrhic than previously thought. Zarbon was put inside the tank with only one thought on his mind.revenge.
"Lord Furiza," said a doctor "We were able to save the audio data from Zarbon's Scouter if you wish to listen."
Furiza took the Scouter and listened to the recording. First he heard the Earthlings and his men arguing. Then he heard evidence that indeed they had killed five of the Earthling defenses, including the Suet-jin. Then the most important part came up.
Ass. said a gruff voice The seven magic Dragon Balls can grant any wish.even bring the dead to life. Goku will be returning
The laughter he heard on the other line was only drowned out by Furiza's mad laughter at such a ridiculous statement.
An hour later, Furiza heard something he was not prepared for. A voice from the past.
Piccolo.dead.
Furiza's eyes widened in shock. That was unmistakably the voice of Goku, the man he was certain he had killed. But Dodoria and Zarbon both recognized him too.
Yamucha.Tenshinhan.Roland.
Furiza listened through Dodoria's death at the hands of Vegeta and Radditzu. Then he heard something more intriguing.
What? The Dragonballs are gone! Nobody can be wished back!
But I know of another set. A planet called Namek has their own Dragonballs. Roland and I put 2 and 2 together when we met Piccolo
Furiza smirked in delight. He knew immediately what he wanted.eternal life. He turned off the Scouter and headed for his ship. But before finding out how to get to Namek, he needed to go somewhere else first. To Furiza, Zarbon's power and that of Dodoria and Kiwi were tools that he needed. With two of his tools destroyed, he saw no sense in trashing the one he had left. However, he also knew that he couldn't use a broken tool. He could not wait for Zarbon to heal, as he wanted to get to Namek fast, and not get his hands dirty. There was only one place he knew to get more help.
~~Icekyoob 4; a Space Station 35 Parsecs from Furiza 79~~
Furiza stood outside the door to a great palace. He hadn't spoken to the owner for many years, but right now he needed his help. Suddenly the door opened and Furiza entered. Pipe organ music played in a cavernous room with a red carpet. The music was the "Decadence of Heaven"; (1)a haunting tune of old. A large throne at the very back slowly turned around to reveal a face with similar appearances to Furiza.
"Brother? Is that you?"
"Yes Koola."
"My, my, you are so cold. You don't call for thirty years, you never write, then you just waltz into here.you certainly are a cruel and cold soul."
"Well, that is most certainly the pot calling the kettle black."
"And nobody's heart is blacker than yours, Furiza"
"takes one to know one, you fiendish slime-bag."
"Oh, so true. Welcome home, brother" Koola hugged Furiza
"It is pleasant to be back. The feeling of being home comes in a close second to blowing up a planet."
"I must agree.to me nothing is more wholesome than destruction. But tell me, there is a reason you came here, is there not?"
"You read me right, as usual. I am heading to a planet; the inhabitants possess a valuable relic I wish to make my own. Dodoria and Kiwi are dead and Zarbon is terribly injured. I need to borrow members of your Special Forces."
"What? Dodoria, Zarbon and Kiwi defeated? I suppose you are short on muscle now then.How many do you suppose you need?"
"Just three."
"Hmm.very well. I shall summon my three top officers. But.do be careful with them; good soldiers are expensive, and oh so hard to come by!"
"Mark my words, they will have the time of their lives, purging an entire planet and plundering it for treasure."
"I bid you adieu." said Koola as Furiza headed back to his ship.
~~Medical Unit 937~~
Vegeta opened his eyes. A few things occurred to him. First, he was naked and wet. Second, his doctor was there. Third, he was not on Earth. His tail twitched slowly, so he realized Kakkarotto had given him one of the Regen pills. (6)
"Where.where am I, doc?" he asked as he put on a pair of boxers and a jumpsuit.
"On route to Planet Namek."
"Namek? What for?" he put on a battle jacket/
"I believe Furiza called them Dragonballs"
"Dragonballs? Ah, so I see. How do I find them, anyway?" He put on boots and gloves
"I was instructed to give you this" The things Buruma gave the Doctor on Earth were handed to Vegeta
The disc was laid on the table. A red button was pressed, and a hologram appeared. It was Buruma.
"Hello.um.Vegeta. If you are watching this, then you are fully healed and on your way to Namek. I have given you my spare Dragon Radar so that you can find the Dragonballs. To activate," the Hologram pushed the top button "Push once like so, and then push again and again to zoom in and out. To turn off, twist the top counterclockwise. Gohan and Kuririn will follow you shortly. Good luck and um.thank you.thank you for helping save my planet.." The message ended
"You are very welcome.." Vegeta thought
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Yippee!!! Second Chapter of the "Mission: Namek" Installment of my DBZ AU completed! (I plan to go all the way to Pan-chan!)
Same rules as always
1) I do not own Breath of Fire II or Decadence of heaven. (Do many damn disclaimers.I hate em.) It is a pipe organ song that plays throughout the St Evach Dungeon.
2) For those of you who do not practice martial arts, a Cat Stance is when you have all of your weight on your back leg, usually bent, and almost no weight on your front leg, which is supported on the ball of the foot.
3) No, I am not being a perv; in the original version of the DBZ episode where they meet the orphans (and they ARE orphans, and there ARE NO ADULTS WHATSOEVER on that ship) Buruma only wears a shirt and her panties. An entire episode was cut, including the part where Kuririn loses his hat. (Remember how he makes a big assed deal of putting it on, and then it is suddenly gone?)
4) According to DB Daizenshyu 7 as translated by Greg Werner (www.ultimatedbzinfo.com), The official name of the leader of the orphans is Bun
5) A big red star that makes our sun look like Mickey Rooney
6) Hey, why not? I mean, tails are COOL!
::WARNING! Angry rant::
(FUNi has awakened a dragon)
VIDEL DOES NOT SAY SHE LOVES GOHAN!!!!!!!!! SHE SAY SOMETHING ALONG THE LINES OF "I WON'T..HAVE SUCH A THING.GOHAN KUN." THAT MEANS SHE CANNOT BELIEVE HE IS GONE. SHE WOULD HAVE REACTED THE SAME WAY AS SHE DID TO GOHAN'S "DEATH" IF IT WERE HER FATHER, OR IREEZA, OR SHARPENER, MAYBE EVEN HER MAID THAT GOT KILLED BY BUU!!!! IT IS PERFECTLY NORMAL FOR SOMEONE WHO IS NOT USED TO DEATH TO REACT THAT WAY!!! IT DOES NOT MAKE HER AUTOMATICALLY IN LOVE WITH HIM ALREADY!!!
Look at Cloud Strife; he saw Aeris killed right before his eyes and was emotionally hurt, but he was still in love with Tifa.
Then there's Rosa; when Cid and Yang "Die" she reacts similarly, but she loves Cecil.
Usagi was extremely angered and saddened when all the Senshi were killed by Beryl in the 1st season, does that make her a lesbian?
(YES THEY WERE KILLED! THEY WERE NOT TRAPPED IN ANOTHER DIMENSION AND THEY DID NOT FORGET THEIR MEMORIES; THEY GOT REINCARNATED)
PLUS, WE AINT EVEN SUPPOSED TO KNOW THEY GET TOGETHER UNTIL WE SEE THE PICTURE OF GOHAN'S WEDDING DAY IN A LATER DBZ EPISODE, AND THAT IS TEN YEARS LATER!!
::Pant pant:: Angry rant over for now.please don't hate me for blowing off some steam..
NEXT TIME:
Vegeta arrives on Namek and begins his search for the fabled Dragonballs. When he finds a village, and old enemy pays him a visit
Meanwhile, Gohan et al must escape from two wicked aliens.
