Disclaimer: (dancing around like a ninny) I AM A FLOWER! I AM THE WIND! I
AM A SPACESHIP! I AM BORED! Hello, this is Nightmare and I just wanted to
say, THANK YOU FOR THIS AWARD holds up Miss America trophy and begins
crying Oh I love it and I want to thank NO ONE! AND DAYDREAM'S AN IDIOT!
MUHAHAHAHAHHA! Oh yeah, wait, I have a confession to make! I don't own the
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles! BUT I WANT TOOOOOOO!!!!!
Hi, Daydream's forcing me to do this!
Daydreamsticks tongue out at her: NO I'M NOT! YOU'RE DOING THIS ON YOUR OWN FREEWILL!
Nightmare: Liar. Anyways, we were counting the craters in the moon (aka- stargazing) and this popped into my mind since Daydream said that I HAD to write a story. This is sooo funny! Wait, I haven't even started typing yet, never mind. I think I'll start now, K?
For some odd reason, probably because we took the miniTurtlevan, me and Daydream are at the Turtle lair doing something all people should do once in their lives. Seeing how many marshmallows Daydream can stuff into her BIG mouth
Daydream: seventy-two. stuffs marshmallow in mouth seventy-three.
Leo: asks Mike Are you sure she isn't going to choke?
Mikey: Nah.she can handle a few hundred more. hands her another marshmallow
Nightmare: stares at marshmallow bag OH NOOOO!!!!
Mikey: Huh?
Nightmare: stuffs head into small marshmallow- powdered plastic baggy NO MORE MARSHMALLOWSSSS!!!!
Daydream: mouth full of marshmallows Wha? marshmallow juice drips off chin
Donny: walks in room and points at Daydream RABIDDDDD!!!!!
Daydream: attempts to make an evil rabid face
Donny: AHHHH!!!! She's gonna attack me!!!! runs in circles panicking
Raphael: What is going on? And why does Daydream have milk dripping off her face?
Daydream: muffled noises
Nightmare: translates It's not milk.
Raphael: Then what is it?
Mikey: MARSHMALLOW JUICE!!!! smiles widely and grabs a straw
Raphael: disgusted look MIKEY!!!
Nightmare: can not get over the fact that the marshmallows have ceased to exist in the lair. DUM DUM DUMMMM wait! I think I see a marshmallow!!! sticks head farther into bag
Daydream: GULP. Gasps for air
Nightmare: pounds on Daydreams back Ya alright Dream?
Daydream: cough cough cough. hacks up marshmallow remains
Leo: EW! What the heck is THAT?! points at white juicy slush
Daydream: smiles proudly Marshmallow Juice!
Mikey: tosses her a straw
Raph: You people are SICKKK!!!! runs to bathroom to barf
Mikey: looks towards bathroom lovingly and grins
Daydream: laughs and throws a straw at Leo's bald green head
Leo:glares at her Girls.
Daydream: smiles Stupid head!
Nightmare: WE NEED MARSHMALLOWSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mikey: YEAHHHHHH!!!! MARSHMALLOWS DUDES!!!!
Raph: re-entering room Okay, I feel better. sighs with relief
Daydream: waves a straw at Raph
Raph: leaves room again
Nightmare: turns to Daydream I NEEEEEDDDDDDDD TTTHHHHHHHHEEEEMMMM!
Daydream: stares at her Oh-kay. So, where should we go?
Mikey: grins The mall duh!
Daydream: wrinkles nose Don't like the mall, too many people! And it smells funny!
Nightmare: looks at Daydream stupidly And the lair doesn't?
Donny: Heyyy.
Nightmare: smiles
Leo:stares at Daydream The mall smells like pretzels and popcorn! What is there not to like?!?!?
Nightmare: shudders PREPS!!!!
Daydream:cowers in fear PREPSSSSSS..
Nightmare: Daydreamm..remember JOSH HALEY?! And SARA SPARKS! A-a-and ELIZABETH TEMMMM!!!!
Daydream: holding knees, sucking thumb and rocking back and forth in terror Nooo.too young for that much pinkkk going insane (nothing new.cough cough) NOT THE RUGBY SHIRTS!!! NOT THE RUGBY SHIRTS!!! AHHHHHH!!!!! PINKKKKK!!!!!!!!!
Mikey: hugs Daydream It's oh-kayyy Daydream. sighs thankfully, the preps won't be able to harm your poor little brain here.
Daydream: smiles evilly with a nana-nana-boo-boo-face at Nightmare
Nightmare: turns away jealously
Leo: SOOO. Where do we get marshmallows from?
Nightmare and Daydream: look at each other at the same time and nod then scream together WALLY WORLDDDD!!!!!!
Mikey: jumps up and down excitedly WALLY WORLD! WALLY WORLD! WHAT THE HECK IS WALLY WORLD?!
Nightmare and Daydream: stares at Mikey unbelievably WHAT is WALLY WORLD?!?!?!
Mikey: feels like hiding under his bed
Daydream: Wally world is the bestest most funnestest place in the whole entire world.worldestest!
Nightmare: YEAH! WALLY WORLD WOCKS!
Turtles: Righttttt.
Daydream: WAL-MART, YOU DEPRIVED BALD GREEN FREAKS OF NATURE!!!!!
Nightmare: runs to go get soap Badddd Daydream.
Daydream: Yum.Soapppp.smiles happily
Nightmare: returns with liquid Bath and Body Works Cucumber Melon Gentle Foaming Anti-Bacterial Soap
Daydream: look of pure horror B-B-B-BUT.. I DON'T LIKE CUCUMBER MELONNNNN!!!!
Nightmare: Ohhhh-kayyyyyy.. runs away again to find different flavor
Daydream: smiles and yells after Nightmare: RASPBERRY!!!
Leo: OK! So where is this.makes little quotation thingys with his index and middle fingers "Wally World"?
Daydream: grins SOUTHERN PINES! ABERDEEN! DUH!
Leo: stares at her Where is Southern Pines Aberdeen?
Daydream: blank look I dunno. remembers OH YEAH! They're in North Caroliny!
Leo: gives her blank look I am NOT driving all the way to North Carolina for a bag of Marshmallows!
Daydream: grins evilly THEN I'LL DRIVE!
Leo: look of pure fear No.
Daydream: pouty face then sticks out tongue FINE THEN!!!!!!! I'm still going! AND I'M TAKING MIKE WITH ME!
Mike: confused ROAD TRIP!
Nightmare: finally comes back with Country Apple, smiles mischievously
Daydream: RASPBERRY, YOU SPONGEBOB POSSESSED GARY LOVER!!!!! attacks Nightmare
Everybody but Daydream and Nightmare: confused.
Splinter: enters and sees Daydream attacking Nightmare My children, please, calm.
Daydream: really confused But.I'm notta rat. scratches head
Nightmare: squeeks
Mikey: jumping up and down in circles around Master Splinter CAN WE GO TO WALLY WORLD SPLINTERRR?!?!?!?!
Splinter: What is this.makes little quotation thingys with his index and middle fingers "Wally World"?
Raph: turns to Leo Feeeeel the shammeeeeee.
Leo: WHATTT!?!
Nightmare: bouncing up and down I WHEEL ESPLAIN! I WHEEL ESPLAIN! BUT! Gimme tacoooooooo.
Daydream: eating Bath and Body Works Country Apple Gentle Foaming Anti- Bacterial Soap Not as good as raspberry, but it'll do.
Everybody: stares
Daydream: smiles and foams
Donny: RABIDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MOOHAHAHHAHA! _ MEESA GONE INSANEEEEEEEEE! WEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! chases after Daydream's kittys again KITTYYYYYYYY!!!!!!! Ok.. calms down with the assistance of chocolateeeee
Daydream:screams HELP Y'ALL! NIGHT'S HOLDIN' ME HOSTAGE TO HER INSANITY! ZIPTANGO, YOU UNDERSTAND DON'T TO YOU?! YOU GOT THAT E-MAIL DIDN'T YOU?! SAAAAAVVVVVVEEEEE MMMMEEEE!
Nightmare:laughs evilly and runs to go get Cucumber Melon NOOOOOOOOO! YOU CAN NOT ESCAPE! NOTHING CAN STOP ME NOW!
Legolas: coming in with bow and arrows I WILL SAVE YOU DAYDREAM!
Daydream: screams LEGGIE!
Legolas:shoots Nightmare You are free!
Daydreamsigh: I luv elves.
And They Lived Happily Ever After.
IN WALLY WORLD!
Don't worry y'all, I am not completely insane, yet! There will be more chapters to this, Night promises! BYE FROM DAYDREAM!
Nightmare: pulls arrow out of heart OUCHIE WA WAAAA
Legolas: escapes while he still can
Daydream: runs after her "one true love"- MIKEY TOOOOO!
Nightmare: Okey dokey thennnnn...
TO BE CONTINUED! DUM DUM DUMMMMMM!!! O.o -Nightmare Daydream- ^_^
Hi, Daydream's forcing me to do this!
Daydreamsticks tongue out at her: NO I'M NOT! YOU'RE DOING THIS ON YOUR OWN FREEWILL!
Nightmare: Liar. Anyways, we were counting the craters in the moon (aka- stargazing) and this popped into my mind since Daydream said that I HAD to write a story. This is sooo funny! Wait, I haven't even started typing yet, never mind. I think I'll start now, K?
For some odd reason, probably because we took the miniTurtlevan, me and Daydream are at the Turtle lair doing something all people should do once in their lives. Seeing how many marshmallows Daydream can stuff into her BIG mouth
Daydream: seventy-two. stuffs marshmallow in mouth seventy-three.
Leo: asks Mike Are you sure she isn't going to choke?
Mikey: Nah.she can handle a few hundred more. hands her another marshmallow
Nightmare: stares at marshmallow bag OH NOOOO!!!!
Mikey: Huh?
Nightmare: stuffs head into small marshmallow- powdered plastic baggy NO MORE MARSHMALLOWSSSS!!!!
Daydream: mouth full of marshmallows Wha? marshmallow juice drips off chin
Donny: walks in room and points at Daydream RABIDDDDD!!!!!
Daydream: attempts to make an evil rabid face
Donny: AHHHH!!!! She's gonna attack me!!!! runs in circles panicking
Raphael: What is going on? And why does Daydream have milk dripping off her face?
Daydream: muffled noises
Nightmare: translates It's not milk.
Raphael: Then what is it?
Mikey: MARSHMALLOW JUICE!!!! smiles widely and grabs a straw
Raphael: disgusted look MIKEY!!!
Nightmare: can not get over the fact that the marshmallows have ceased to exist in the lair. DUM DUM DUMMMM wait! I think I see a marshmallow!!! sticks head farther into bag
Daydream: GULP. Gasps for air
Nightmare: pounds on Daydreams back Ya alright Dream?
Daydream: cough cough cough. hacks up marshmallow remains
Leo: EW! What the heck is THAT?! points at white juicy slush
Daydream: smiles proudly Marshmallow Juice!
Mikey: tosses her a straw
Raph: You people are SICKKK!!!! runs to bathroom to barf
Mikey: looks towards bathroom lovingly and grins
Daydream: laughs and throws a straw at Leo's bald green head
Leo:glares at her Girls.
Daydream: smiles Stupid head!
Nightmare: WE NEED MARSHMALLOWSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mikey: YEAHHHHHH!!!! MARSHMALLOWS DUDES!!!!
Raph: re-entering room Okay, I feel better. sighs with relief
Daydream: waves a straw at Raph
Raph: leaves room again
Nightmare: turns to Daydream I NEEEEEDDDDDDDD TTTHHHHHHHHEEEEMMMM!
Daydream: stares at her Oh-kay. So, where should we go?
Mikey: grins The mall duh!
Daydream: wrinkles nose Don't like the mall, too many people! And it smells funny!
Nightmare: looks at Daydream stupidly And the lair doesn't?
Donny: Heyyy.
Nightmare: smiles
Leo:stares at Daydream The mall smells like pretzels and popcorn! What is there not to like?!?!?
Nightmare: shudders PREPS!!!!
Daydream:cowers in fear PREPSSSSSS..
Nightmare: Daydreamm..remember JOSH HALEY?! And SARA SPARKS! A-a-and ELIZABETH TEMMMM!!!!
Daydream: holding knees, sucking thumb and rocking back and forth in terror Nooo.too young for that much pinkkk going insane (nothing new.cough cough) NOT THE RUGBY SHIRTS!!! NOT THE RUGBY SHIRTS!!! AHHHHHH!!!!! PINKKKKK!!!!!!!!!
Mikey: hugs Daydream It's oh-kayyy Daydream. sighs thankfully, the preps won't be able to harm your poor little brain here.
Daydream: smiles evilly with a nana-nana-boo-boo-face at Nightmare
Nightmare: turns away jealously
Leo: SOOO. Where do we get marshmallows from?
Nightmare and Daydream: look at each other at the same time and nod then scream together WALLY WORLDDDD!!!!!!
Mikey: jumps up and down excitedly WALLY WORLD! WALLY WORLD! WHAT THE HECK IS WALLY WORLD?!
Nightmare and Daydream: stares at Mikey unbelievably WHAT is WALLY WORLD?!?!?!
Mikey: feels like hiding under his bed
Daydream: Wally world is the bestest most funnestest place in the whole entire world.worldestest!
Nightmare: YEAH! WALLY WORLD WOCKS!
Turtles: Righttttt.
Daydream: WAL-MART, YOU DEPRIVED BALD GREEN FREAKS OF NATURE!!!!!
Nightmare: runs to go get soap Badddd Daydream.
Daydream: Yum.Soapppp.smiles happily
Nightmare: returns with liquid Bath and Body Works Cucumber Melon Gentle Foaming Anti-Bacterial Soap
Daydream: look of pure horror B-B-B-BUT.. I DON'T LIKE CUCUMBER MELONNNNN!!!!
Nightmare: Ohhhh-kayyyyyy.. runs away again to find different flavor
Daydream: smiles and yells after Nightmare: RASPBERRY!!!
Leo: OK! So where is this.makes little quotation thingys with his index and middle fingers "Wally World"?
Daydream: grins SOUTHERN PINES! ABERDEEN! DUH!
Leo: stares at her Where is Southern Pines Aberdeen?
Daydream: blank look I dunno. remembers OH YEAH! They're in North Caroliny!
Leo: gives her blank look I am NOT driving all the way to North Carolina for a bag of Marshmallows!
Daydream: grins evilly THEN I'LL DRIVE!
Leo: look of pure fear No.
Daydream: pouty face then sticks out tongue FINE THEN!!!!!!! I'm still going! AND I'M TAKING MIKE WITH ME!
Mike: confused ROAD TRIP!
Nightmare: finally comes back with Country Apple, smiles mischievously
Daydream: RASPBERRY, YOU SPONGEBOB POSSESSED GARY LOVER!!!!! attacks Nightmare
Everybody but Daydream and Nightmare: confused.
Splinter: enters and sees Daydream attacking Nightmare My children, please, calm.
Daydream: really confused But.I'm notta rat. scratches head
Nightmare: squeeks
Mikey: jumping up and down in circles around Master Splinter CAN WE GO TO WALLY WORLD SPLINTERRR?!?!?!?!
Splinter: What is this.makes little quotation thingys with his index and middle fingers "Wally World"?
Raph: turns to Leo Feeeeel the shammeeeeee.
Leo: WHATTT!?!
Nightmare: bouncing up and down I WHEEL ESPLAIN! I WHEEL ESPLAIN! BUT! Gimme tacoooooooo.
Daydream: eating Bath and Body Works Country Apple Gentle Foaming Anti- Bacterial Soap Not as good as raspberry, but it'll do.
Everybody: stares
Daydream: smiles and foams
Donny: RABIDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MOOHAHAHHAHA! _ MEESA GONE INSANEEEEEEEEE! WEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! chases after Daydream's kittys again KITTYYYYYYYY!!!!!!! Ok.. calms down with the assistance of chocolateeeee
Daydream:screams HELP Y'ALL! NIGHT'S HOLDIN' ME HOSTAGE TO HER INSANITY! ZIPTANGO, YOU UNDERSTAND DON'T TO YOU?! YOU GOT THAT E-MAIL DIDN'T YOU?! SAAAAAVVVVVVEEEEE MMMMEEEE!
Nightmare:laughs evilly and runs to go get Cucumber Melon NOOOOOOOOO! YOU CAN NOT ESCAPE! NOTHING CAN STOP ME NOW!
Legolas: coming in with bow and arrows I WILL SAVE YOU DAYDREAM!
Daydream: screams LEGGIE!
Legolas:shoots Nightmare You are free!
Daydreamsigh: I luv elves.
And They Lived Happily Ever After.
IN WALLY WORLD!
Don't worry y'all, I am not completely insane, yet! There will be more chapters to this, Night promises! BYE FROM DAYDREAM!
Nightmare: pulls arrow out of heart OUCHIE WA WAAAA
Legolas: escapes while he still can
Daydream: runs after her "one true love"- MIKEY TOOOOO!
Nightmare: Okey dokey thennnnn...
TO BE CONTINUED! DUM DUM DUMMMMMM!!! O.o -Nightmare Daydream- ^_^