Brennan was conscience now and Eckhart was ready for "Round Three". Brennan
was flat out goofy due to the double dosage of serum he had received from
having a "fat ass".
"Okay, enlighten me Miss. deLauro." Eckhart said cutting right to the point. "I know you will be able to reveal the most truth since you are a telepath. I take it you dabbled in everyone's mind?"
"Well, yes as a matter of fact I have" Emma said. "I certainly don't mind exploiting everyone either, since I have no choice anyway. You know as a member of the female species it has been so hard to hold in all this juicy gossip for so long."
"Excellent. Who would you like to start with?" said Eckhart.
"Oh oh oh, do me, do me" Brennan said all high and silly.
"Damn Brennan when are you going to say that to me!" Shalimar hissed.
"I prefer Shal first!" said Emma with sweet revenge on mind.
"Very well, proceed" Eckhart said.
"Well, lets just see. Firstly, with the subject of breast on-hand, I have read that Shalimar had her breast implanted with silicon. She upped the size by two bra sizes if my mind reading is correct. Is it?" Emma said smirking at Shalimar.
"Bitch" Shalimar said.
"So much for your 100% women comment Shal, guess this truth serum lets a few slip through!" Emma giggled.
"I have never touched a fake one before, may I?" said Brennan.
Brennan shrieked in pain.
"Damn I didn't know I was lying. Wow, I wonder who it could have been..." Brennan's mind began to wander.
"You certainly may!" Shalimar said quickly.
"Quiet Shal, I am trying to concentrate" Brennan said disappointing Shalimar and her obvious attempt to "shove it in his face".
"I am just getting warmed up!" Emma laughed.
"Well start with telling us all whose pregnancy test that was in the top of the garbage. You are not well with hiding things," Shalimar shouted.
"Emma?" Adam said shocked.
"It was negative that is all that matters!" she said.
"Miss. deLauro, please answer the question, who did you think you were pregnant by?" said Eckhart.
She withheld the pain for about five minutes till she had to give in.
"Adam. Okay only Adam" she said blushing.
"What?" yelled Jesse.
"Way to go Adam! High five to the boss!" Brennan roared.
"How can you say that Bren? You know damn well how I feel about Emma". Jesse cried.
"Jes, quit being so selfish. Think about poor Adam here. We always get to go out into the action and he is always stuck at sanctuary. He deserves it!" Brennan said.
"Good thinking Bren, I new you would see me eye-to-eye on this one. You make me proud son," Adam said nodding his head to Brennan.
"So how is she?" Brennan continued.
"Oh Bren, words could not describe what a telepath can do. You would have to try it yourself." Adam said smiling.
"EXCUSE ME!" Emma shouted.
"Oh, Emma dear, I meant with another telepath, not you my love" Adam said.
Adam began to experience the pain of the drug.
"Oh what the hell, I can't lie, I meant you Emma" Adam said laughing.
"What exactly can you do Miss. deLauro?" Eckhart said.
"You are such a jerk Adam. Mr. Eckhart, he would ask me to do special favors in bed." Emma said nonchalantly.
"Like what" Eckhart asked.
"Like I would put in his head there were two of us instead on just me," Emma said.
"Don't forget the time you put in my head four of you!" Adam boasted.
"Awesome Dude!" Brennan said.
"Ahhhh not bad huh?" Adam said chuckling.
They both laughed together for over a minute.
"I don't understand this!" shouted Jesse.
"Emma how could you NOT know he was using you?" Jesse demanded to know.
"Jesse, I have read Adam many times, he wasn't using me, he loves me." Emma said hurt.
"Oh Emma, so naïve. You only think I taught you how to use your powers. I did to an extent my child, but I also manipulated my authority and tricked you!" he said.
"Tricked me?" Emma said.
"I created you Emma, remember I know all your weaknesses. I taught you to be strong enough to fight the GSA yet be vulnerable for me only. I made you think you needed me, and sweetheart you still need me!" Adam said looking into her eyes.
"I know you need me baby. I need you too!" she said feeling comforted.
"Ha, see that Brennan, do I got it or what!" Adam said laughing again.
"Impressive work Adam. I am speechless" Brennan replied.
"Got what Adam?" Emma said.
"You baby, I got you babe." Adam said
"Boring, tell me something about Adam" Eckhart said.
"Well, I know how Adam can afford sanctuary and all the cool toys we have."
"Well?" Eckhart said curiously.
"Well, the mutant underground is not just safety for new mutants. Adam has a prostitution ring running from several of the safe houses."
"Pimp Daddy!" Brennan slurred out.
"On the contrary Bren, you and all of Mutant X are the pimps. When I send you out on several missions little have you known I had lied about the reason (s) for them. A lot of times you go after mutants that have got rough with my bitches."
"In fact I was working on a new slogan right before we were captured. What do you think - "Gents, Come on in and try my Mutants. Give me 20 dollars and you can sneak.. a peak...at my freaks! Second half start like "Give me 40 dollars and you can holler all night long with my mutant bitches, no refunds if it itches.." that one needs work" What you think?"
"Damn Adam that rocks!" said Brennan.
"Not to shabby for this white homeboy?" Adam said.
"Word." "Can I get a freebie?" Brennan said.
"Bren, I am running a business here. No freebies and no exceptions". Adam said greedily.
"Damn."
"Adam, I think that is just flat out gay." Jesse gave his opinion.
"I already told you Jes, I think you are gay." Adam said.
"I always wondered how you could afford all this Adam?" inquired Shalimar.
"Wow, very bright girl" he said rolling his eyes. "Why do you think I picked you four for my team, none of you were very bright to begin with. Hell, I am shocked you figured it out" Adam said.
"You have been using us and manipulating us?" asked Shal.
"I prefer to not use those words. I mean I went out on a limb recruiting all of you. It was more like an investment," Adam said before moaning in pain.
"What the hell, yeah I used you!" Adam said laughing. "And I would of got away with it if it wasn't for you Emma. Damn you." He added.
To Be Continued!....
Sorry if this one is not as funny as the first three. Hey, it takes serious thought to come up with this crap! Please review. Most of my reviews people inquire about Emma, she seems to be the group favorite; therefore her interrogation has only just begun!!! Special note to Emma0211, thank you sweetie for all your kind reviews, and I am sorry I paired Adam and Emma to your dis-taste. Please forgive me!!
"Okay, enlighten me Miss. deLauro." Eckhart said cutting right to the point. "I know you will be able to reveal the most truth since you are a telepath. I take it you dabbled in everyone's mind?"
"Well, yes as a matter of fact I have" Emma said. "I certainly don't mind exploiting everyone either, since I have no choice anyway. You know as a member of the female species it has been so hard to hold in all this juicy gossip for so long."
"Excellent. Who would you like to start with?" said Eckhart.
"Oh oh oh, do me, do me" Brennan said all high and silly.
"Damn Brennan when are you going to say that to me!" Shalimar hissed.
"I prefer Shal first!" said Emma with sweet revenge on mind.
"Very well, proceed" Eckhart said.
"Well, lets just see. Firstly, with the subject of breast on-hand, I have read that Shalimar had her breast implanted with silicon. She upped the size by two bra sizes if my mind reading is correct. Is it?" Emma said smirking at Shalimar.
"Bitch" Shalimar said.
"So much for your 100% women comment Shal, guess this truth serum lets a few slip through!" Emma giggled.
"I have never touched a fake one before, may I?" said Brennan.
Brennan shrieked in pain.
"Damn I didn't know I was lying. Wow, I wonder who it could have been..." Brennan's mind began to wander.
"You certainly may!" Shalimar said quickly.
"Quiet Shal, I am trying to concentrate" Brennan said disappointing Shalimar and her obvious attempt to "shove it in his face".
"I am just getting warmed up!" Emma laughed.
"Well start with telling us all whose pregnancy test that was in the top of the garbage. You are not well with hiding things," Shalimar shouted.
"Emma?" Adam said shocked.
"It was negative that is all that matters!" she said.
"Miss. deLauro, please answer the question, who did you think you were pregnant by?" said Eckhart.
She withheld the pain for about five minutes till she had to give in.
"Adam. Okay only Adam" she said blushing.
"What?" yelled Jesse.
"Way to go Adam! High five to the boss!" Brennan roared.
"How can you say that Bren? You know damn well how I feel about Emma". Jesse cried.
"Jes, quit being so selfish. Think about poor Adam here. We always get to go out into the action and he is always stuck at sanctuary. He deserves it!" Brennan said.
"Good thinking Bren, I new you would see me eye-to-eye on this one. You make me proud son," Adam said nodding his head to Brennan.
"So how is she?" Brennan continued.
"Oh Bren, words could not describe what a telepath can do. You would have to try it yourself." Adam said smiling.
"EXCUSE ME!" Emma shouted.
"Oh, Emma dear, I meant with another telepath, not you my love" Adam said.
Adam began to experience the pain of the drug.
"Oh what the hell, I can't lie, I meant you Emma" Adam said laughing.
"What exactly can you do Miss. deLauro?" Eckhart said.
"You are such a jerk Adam. Mr. Eckhart, he would ask me to do special favors in bed." Emma said nonchalantly.
"Like what" Eckhart asked.
"Like I would put in his head there were two of us instead on just me," Emma said.
"Don't forget the time you put in my head four of you!" Adam boasted.
"Awesome Dude!" Brennan said.
"Ahhhh not bad huh?" Adam said chuckling.
They both laughed together for over a minute.
"I don't understand this!" shouted Jesse.
"Emma how could you NOT know he was using you?" Jesse demanded to know.
"Jesse, I have read Adam many times, he wasn't using me, he loves me." Emma said hurt.
"Oh Emma, so naïve. You only think I taught you how to use your powers. I did to an extent my child, but I also manipulated my authority and tricked you!" he said.
"Tricked me?" Emma said.
"I created you Emma, remember I know all your weaknesses. I taught you to be strong enough to fight the GSA yet be vulnerable for me only. I made you think you needed me, and sweetheart you still need me!" Adam said looking into her eyes.
"I know you need me baby. I need you too!" she said feeling comforted.
"Ha, see that Brennan, do I got it or what!" Adam said laughing again.
"Impressive work Adam. I am speechless" Brennan replied.
"Got what Adam?" Emma said.
"You baby, I got you babe." Adam said
"Boring, tell me something about Adam" Eckhart said.
"Well, I know how Adam can afford sanctuary and all the cool toys we have."
"Well?" Eckhart said curiously.
"Well, the mutant underground is not just safety for new mutants. Adam has a prostitution ring running from several of the safe houses."
"Pimp Daddy!" Brennan slurred out.
"On the contrary Bren, you and all of Mutant X are the pimps. When I send you out on several missions little have you known I had lied about the reason (s) for them. A lot of times you go after mutants that have got rough with my bitches."
"In fact I was working on a new slogan right before we were captured. What do you think - "Gents, Come on in and try my Mutants. Give me 20 dollars and you can sneak.. a peak...at my freaks! Second half start like "Give me 40 dollars and you can holler all night long with my mutant bitches, no refunds if it itches.." that one needs work" What you think?"
"Damn Adam that rocks!" said Brennan.
"Not to shabby for this white homeboy?" Adam said.
"Word." "Can I get a freebie?" Brennan said.
"Bren, I am running a business here. No freebies and no exceptions". Adam said greedily.
"Damn."
"Adam, I think that is just flat out gay." Jesse gave his opinion.
"I already told you Jes, I think you are gay." Adam said.
"I always wondered how you could afford all this Adam?" inquired Shalimar.
"Wow, very bright girl" he said rolling his eyes. "Why do you think I picked you four for my team, none of you were very bright to begin with. Hell, I am shocked you figured it out" Adam said.
"You have been using us and manipulating us?" asked Shal.
"I prefer to not use those words. I mean I went out on a limb recruiting all of you. It was more like an investment," Adam said before moaning in pain.
"What the hell, yeah I used you!" Adam said laughing. "And I would of got away with it if it wasn't for you Emma. Damn you." He added.
To Be Continued!....
Sorry if this one is not as funny as the first three. Hey, it takes serious thought to come up with this crap! Please review. Most of my reviews people inquire about Emma, she seems to be the group favorite; therefore her interrogation has only just begun!!! Special note to Emma0211, thank you sweetie for all your kind reviews, and I am sorry I paired Adam and Emma to your dis-taste. Please forgive me!!