Eckhart began to sob. "I have never experienced true love," he cried.

"Ah you're breaking my heart," said Brennan.

Eckhart wept even louder. "You don't understand. My parents didn't even love me. I have to pay for sex almost ever time and it is always with Adam's skanky bitches. None of Ashlocke's bitches would touch me. I even offered one a million dollars. . Imagine living your whole life without ever receiving any love."

"Ah, see that Ashlocke's bitches are Grade A. DAMN HIM," said Adam upset again.

Brennan laughed. He was so insensitive. Jesse was crying too. Shalimar had actually felt for the guy. Shalimar grabbed a piece of paper and pen and scribbled something before folding it up and walking over to Eckhart.

Leaning over where Eckhart could see down her blouse (she wasn't wearing a bra again), she put the piece of paper in Eckhart's lab coat pocket and whispered, "I may not be able to show you love, but it will sure feel like it. Call me, that is my cell number".

"Plastic you said?" Shalimar added.

"Very hard plastic" Eckhart said. Eckhart's tears instantly seized.

"Lets blow this," said Jesse.

"Blow what? I will never understand your gay terminology." Said Adam.

"It means blow out of here," said Shalimar.

Mutant X left the room. Brennan came running back in and filled his pockets back up with the hostess products.

"That is why your ass is fat," yelled Eckhart.

"No it's not its from the steroids plastic puke" Brennan replied.

"Mr. Mulwray can I please have my glasses back?" Eckhart begged.

"I don't think so," replied Brennan. "I like to make fashion statements. Usually it is with hats though". (Get it-he wore some really dorky hats like three episodes in a row. I was convinced he had a head wound)

Stay tuned for my next installment after commercial break entitled "Home Sweet Home"