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No therapy for YOU



Ice cream or doughnuts?





Noriko stared uncertainly at Ryuichi. He was sitting across from her shoveling rice in his mouth with Kumagoro sitting next to him in a booster seat. She slowly brought her chopsticks to her mouth just to realize there was nothing between them. Noriko blushed slightly at this as she placed the chopsticks down and returned her gaze back to Ryuichi.

"Eh, Ryuichi, are you sure about this shrink? You don't have to go you know. Seguchi-san won't make you go if you don't want to." Noriko stated a little uncertainly.

Ryuichi stopped eating and looked at Noriko with a grin on his face. "But I want to go, and so does Kumagoro. We've never met a shrink before.how small do you think he'll make Kumagoro? He's already small, maybe I shouldn't let him shrink Kumagoro."

Noriko's eye began to twitch.

"Are you ok Noriko? Your eye is acting funny; maybe the shrink can fix it! Seguchi-san said shrinks are doctors!" Ryuichi exclaimed happily.

Noriko sighed and said "No no, its fine. Ryuichi, I don't think you understand what a shrink does, he isn't going to shrink you. He's going to talk to you, and make you talk to him, and, well, that's about it."

Ryuichi blinked. Then blinked again. He would have blinked a third time but Kumagoro said it wasn't necessary to blink so much.

"Why is Seguchi-san sending me to talk to a shrink though? Can't I just talk to you or Shuichi or Kumagoro or Seguchi-san or-" Ryuichi stopped talking as he saw Noriko sigh and shake her head.

"No, it's different with a shrink, he'll want to talk about your past and stuff and try to figure out why you're.well.you."

Ryuichi blinked. Then blinked some more. This time Kumagoro didn't tell him to stop, because he was just as confused.

"Eh? He wants to know why I'm Ryuichi? Why does he want to do that? I don't understand." Ryuichi was now looking at Noriko with wide, expectant eyes.

Noriko sighed and shoke her head again. Ryuichi started to wonder if she did that on a daily basis, cuz she seemed to really like doing that.

"Ryuichi, it's hard to explain. Just trust me, you don't want to go."

Ryuichi then began his blinking again, but stopped when he realized he might never be able to if he kept it up.

"But Noriko, I do want to go, and so does Kumagoro, na no da!" Ryuichi then realized he was still hungry and started eating again.

Noriko wondered briefly if he still thought he was going to be shrunk or if he even remembered what she had just said. Shrugging it off, she went back to eating her now slightly cooler rice, as Ryuichi began to eat Kumagoro's rice, since he wasn't hungry.



Shuichi stared blankly at the white ceiling above him as he lies comfortably on the couch. He seems to be waiting for Yuki to come home, or to get off his laptop, or who knows what. The point is he's just sitting there doing nothing and this paragraph is utterly pointless so lets just get back to the story.



Ryuichi was sitting, or rather twirling, in one of Seguchi-san's twirly chairs with Kumagoro in his lap. Seguchi-san was talking on his phone and Ryuichi was supposed to wait for him to get off so they could go to shrink's office. Ryuichi would've gone by himself, but seeing as he doesn't know where it is, nor does he have a car, he would've just wound up riding the bus for several hours before getting off for ice cream and forgetting about the shrink completely. Not that he would've minded that, he really likes ice cream. Maybe he can go get some after the visit to the shrink's office.

"Ready to go?" Seguchi-san was already off the phone and walking towards the door, this must have happened while Ryuichi was thinking about ice cream.or was it doughnuts? Oh well, that's not really important. Ryuichi stood up, and walked to the door a little unsteadily, as he was kinda dizzy from all the spinning.

"Hai! Let's go!" Ryuichi began to skip down the hall with Kumagoro, but then turned around and skipped the other way, as he was headed in the wrong direction.

When they reached the parking lot and got to Seguchi-san's car, Ryuichi sat in the back seat. It wasn't that he didn't like sitting in the front seat with Seguchi-san, he just didn't want Kumagoro to be lonely in the back seat all by himself. On the way there Ryuichi talked excitedly with Seguchi- san and Kumagoro, though Seguchi-san really didn't say much. But that's ok, because Ryuichi was having a nice conversation with Kumagoro about ice cream.or was it doughnuts?



Shuichi is still lying on the couch and staring at the ceiling. A yawn escapes his lips as he briefly recalls that he should still be at the studio. The phone rings but he doesn't answer it, as he knows its just Sakano-san wanting to know why he left work several hours too early.



Ryuichi stops his chattering as he realizes the car is stopped and Seguchi- san is getting out. He looks out the window and sees a small building. Well it really isn't small, its just that it isn't big like a hospital or hotel building; but seeing as it isn't supposed to be a hospital or hotel Ryuichi decides its ok and unbuckles Kumagoro from the seat next to him, and then unbuckles himself and gets out of the car. Seguchi-san had already started walking towards the building, which Ryuichi thought was kinda mean; he could've waited for them to get out. He follows after him anyways and walks into the building. Inside the lights were really bright and made everyone look paler then they should. It also smelled kinda funny. Not old lady smell funny, or even oddly shaped cheese smell funny; but more like rotting plastic and cheap perfume.

Ryuichi wriggled his nose distastefully and joined Seguchi-san at some big desk in the corner of the room. He was talking to some lady behind the desk so he decided not to bother them and started another conversation about ice cream with Kumagoro again.

Seguchi-san turned around and looked at Ryuichi, and Kumagoro said that everyone else was looking at him too. Ryuichi just shrugged and kept talking about ice cream.or doughnuts with Kumagoro and Seguchi-san started talking to the desk lady again.



Yuki walked into his apartment and almost made it through the doorway before Shuichi pounced on him. "Yuki!"



"Ok Ryuichi, I have to go now, after your session is over there will be a taxi waiting for you outside to take you home." Seguchi-san told Ryuichi after leading him and Kumagoro to a room that his shrink was supposedly in.

Ryuichi nodded his head vigorously and waved to Seguchi-san as he started to walk away. "Bai Seguchi-san!" Ryuichi was really excited now; he was finally going to meet a shrink! And him and Kumagoro are going to be shrunk! Well, maybe not Kumagoro, he's short enough as it is. Hopefully the shrunken-ness isn't permanent, it might be hard to reach the microphone when he's singing if he's too short.

Ryuichi then remembered he still hadn't gone in the room yet so he reached his hand out for the doorknob and began to twist it slightly. Then he pushed it a little, but after a while he realized it wasn't doing anything so he tried pulling it. Ryuichi pulled the door open wide enough for him and Kumagoro, and stepped in.

~*~No more for YOU~*~

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