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Dear Diary,
Isildur is dead. Go me!
Got the bastard drowned, that's what I did. Teach him to go riding about orc infested country sides, this will.
No, I suppose it won't, given that he's dead. Damn.
Oh, and then I sunk into the mud at the bottom of this river. He took me off! I think the bastard did it on purpose, to prevent Orcs from recovering me off his body. It's going to be really boring down here.
I have discovered I cannot influence the minds of fish.
Must remember to talk to Sauron about my being able to influence wildlife in general, when I get back.
Dear Diary,
Isildur is dead. Go me!
Got the bastard drowned, that's what I did. Teach him to go riding about orc infested country sides, this will.
No, I suppose it won't, given that he's dead. Damn.
Oh, and then I sunk into the mud at the bottom of this river. He took me off! I think the bastard did it on purpose, to prevent Orcs from recovering me off his body. It's going to be really boring down here.
I have discovered I cannot influence the minds of fish.
Must remember to talk to Sauron about my being able to influence wildlife in general, when I get back.