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Dear Diary,
They got me to Rivendell, the damn hobbits. Rivendell, full of beauty and clean water and growing things and Elves. Elves everywhere. And who is the first Elf I see? Elrond!
The 'throw him into the fires' bastard!
Oh, I wished we'd had hands then, my Diary! I soo wanted to kill the Elf! I even caught myself wishing I had the ability to heal, so that I could have the Frodo surprise Elrond and strangle him!
Then I remembered that even if I could heal him, I don't have enough influence to make him kill. I hates hobbits.
As if that wasn't bad enough, however, I was then taken to a meeting. Apparently, everyone had to agree to destroy me. The damn elf was mocking me, I know he was. As if he wouldn't have sent me off even if he had to sneak me out of Rivendell. I hates the Elves!!
And - and I found out who the familiar Man is. He's Isildur's heir, yes he is. Oh yes, he is, and he's coming on this 'melt the Ring' trip! I have the loveliest ideas about how to use this, I do. Yes. Because if they're going to try and kill me, they deserve to suffer.
Ooo, and I'm going to have such a torture devised for those damn Ringwraiths when I get back to Sauron! I swear I lost count of how many times they were this far away from me!
Damnit. I have picked up some of Gollum's speech habits. I really have to work on that.
Dear Diary,
They got me to Rivendell, the damn hobbits. Rivendell, full of beauty and clean water and growing things and Elves. Elves everywhere. And who is the first Elf I see? Elrond!
The 'throw him into the fires' bastard!
Oh, I wished we'd had hands then, my Diary! I soo wanted to kill the Elf! I even caught myself wishing I had the ability to heal, so that I could have the Frodo surprise Elrond and strangle him!
Then I remembered that even if I could heal him, I don't have enough influence to make him kill. I hates hobbits.
As if that wasn't bad enough, however, I was then taken to a meeting. Apparently, everyone had to agree to destroy me. The damn elf was mocking me, I know he was. As if he wouldn't have sent me off even if he had to sneak me out of Rivendell. I hates the Elves!!
And - and I found out who the familiar Man is. He's Isildur's heir, yes he is. Oh yes, he is, and he's coming on this 'melt the Ring' trip! I have the loveliest ideas about how to use this, I do. Yes. Because if they're going to try and kill me, they deserve to suffer.
Ooo, and I'm going to have such a torture devised for those damn Ringwraiths when I get back to Sauron! I swear I lost count of how many times they were this far away from me!
Damnit. I have picked up some of Gollum's speech habits. I really have to work on that.