Disclaimer: LOTR is not mine, and I am making no profit from it. No matter how much the bloody Ring wants to babble in my head.
Dear Diary,
My plans for attempting to destroy the Fellowship were put on hold temporarily, when I realized that Maiar (who is still insisting he's a wizard, for reasons beyond me) was coming too. Damnit, damnit, damnit!
I should have paid more attention to what was being said at the meeting, instead of focusing on plans for revenge. I mean, I could've planned later!
Well, there was also a very distracting moment when a Dwarf (who's also coming) tried to smash me with an axe. An axe, can you believe it?!
It just goes to prove that I was right when I told Sauron the little rings wouldn't work on the Dwarves, as they lack sufficient powers of observation to ever have heard them. Hmph. Hello, Dwarfy? Can you hear me? I didn't think so! You couldn't even hear Elrond saying there's only one way to destroy me!
Or did he say that after the Dwarf attacked me?
Ah well. At least I can continue devising plans, if not acting on them. There's a rather cute elf along as well - I'm sure this will prove useful to me somehow.
Oh, and I think I've kicked that Gollum-speech habit. Wonderful!
Dear Diary,
My plans for attempting to destroy the Fellowship were put on hold temporarily, when I realized that Maiar (who is still insisting he's a wizard, for reasons beyond me) was coming too. Damnit, damnit, damnit!
I should have paid more attention to what was being said at the meeting, instead of focusing on plans for revenge. I mean, I could've planned later!
Well, there was also a very distracting moment when a Dwarf (who's also coming) tried to smash me with an axe. An axe, can you believe it?!
It just goes to prove that I was right when I told Sauron the little rings wouldn't work on the Dwarves, as they lack sufficient powers of observation to ever have heard them. Hmph. Hello, Dwarfy? Can you hear me? I didn't think so! You couldn't even hear Elrond saying there's only one way to destroy me!
Or did he say that after the Dwarf attacked me?
Ah well. At least I can continue devising plans, if not acting on them. There's a rather cute elf along as well - I'm sure this will prove useful to me somehow.
Oh, and I think I've kicked that Gollum-speech habit. Wonderful!