Oh, Baby! "Why Any Yami Shouldn't Do the Grocery Shopping"
Inu:*begins to choke* ARRGH!! FINALS!! FIIIIIIIINALLL!!!!!!! AAAAUUUUUUGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!! *faints*
Riku:Uh...
Bakura:YEAH!! She's dead!!!!!
Riku:....
Ryou:*pokes Inu*
Inu:*quickly stands up and dusts herself off* Okay! I'll try to post this story up as quickly as I could as long I get reviews! ^^
Bakura:*sees that Inu still alive* Crude..
Inu:....ANYWHO! There some cruelty between Ryou and Bakura still and Yami and Yugi still haven't revealed thier true feeling to each other...YET! ^^ BU T IT STILL YAOI!!!
Yami:.....
Yugi:*giggles*
Inu:Thats all I have to say for now! Okie-dokie?? Okie-dokie!
Sora:She's insane.
Riku:*nods*
Disclaimer Dude:Inu-chan no own YGO...SO STOP TORTURING HER!!!!!
Makita:But she owns me?
D.D:.....
Makita:WHA!??
Ryou pushed the cart along the aisle he was in. He hated shopping as much as he hated his Yami for being so cruel to him. But He was still confused why Bakura wanted to go with him to the ShopMart.
'Thinkin of Yami...where did he go??' Ryou looked around; trying to spot Bakura. He sighed. 'I hope he's not getting into trouble.'
Of course, he jinxed himself.
Bakura was sitting ontop of of the shelves laughing at Yami; who was trying to ignore the Tomb Robber and think of which soup the girl would like.
"Yeesh, Pharaoh! Why don't you just put a pink apron and be the maid for your aibou." Bakura grinned. The Pharaoh cracked his knuckles and tried to keep his cool.
'Keep calm, keeep calm....'
"Whats wrong, Pharaoh? Cat got your tongue??" The Tomb Robber teased.
"......" Yami dumped a couple of soup package into the cart and rolled on. Bakura grinned and followed him.
"Excuse me, kid-" one of the employee began to talk, but with the flick of the hand; he disappeared. Bakura just kept on walking. "Don't walk away from me when i'm talking to you pharaoh no baka." he growled; and jumped down in front of Yami.
"Come on, Makita. Keep up!" Yugi shouted as he saw the grocery market up ahead. He glanced behind to see Makita keeping up with him; he smiled.
Makita stopped when something invisble struck her emotionally. She looked around; somebody was tampering with the Shadow Realm.
"Makita!"
Makita looked back at Yugi then looked around one more time before racing off.
The door slid open and there they were met with a very disturbing sight. Most of the store was either destroyed or being destroyed, and everyone had left the place empty like a ghost town.
"oh yami. what did you get into now?" Yugi asked silently; looking around.
Makita stood closed to Yugi as she watch a boy, taller then both of them with large brown eyes and silver hair; appoarch them.
"Ryou, what hap-" Yugi began then groan; slapping his forehead. "Please don't tell me they're at it again." he pleaded. "Pleeeeease!"
Ryou gave a weak smile. "In coming!" Makita shouted. All three of them ducked as something came flying over them and splattered on the glass door.
The three kids raised thier heads and looked at the splattered window.
"Damn Tomb Robber! Why don't you go shove that stick up your ass! (Ryou quickly covered Makita's ears.) And leave me that fuck alone!!" a dark voice ran through the store.
Makita felt the warm hands move away from her ears. She looked up to see Ryou gritting his teeth. Then looked to see Yugi storming down one of the aisle.
"Yugi! Wait!!" Ryou ran after his friend; leaving the four year old by herself.
Makita crawled underneath one of the cashiers booth; looking around. Something quickly formed next to her.
\\Whats going on? there's a couple of humans in the Realm and Nemuriko escaped.\\
Makita turned to see Petit Dragon, hovering next to her. \WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE!??\ she shouted.
Petit cringed and shook his head. He growled and ht the back of the girl's head. Makita gave a 'ow' and rubbed the back of her head as small tears formed in the corner of her eyes.
\\Forget me being here, Makita! There goes Nemuriko!!\\
"Eh?" Makita saw the childlike dark sleeping fiend, floating down the fruit section. "Gahhh!!" she bounded after one her monsters with Petit right behind her.
She passed by Ryou and Yugi trying to keep thier Yami's from killing each other.
"Really, Bakura! You need to take anger mangement class." Ryou grunted as he was pulling on Bakura's shirt.
The boy would have got beaten for the comment, but the darker Yami was more concerned with someone else.
The Spirit of the Ring began to relax a little, but his muscle still tensed as Yami looked down at his Hikari.
"Gomen-nasi, Yugi." Yami said; seeing the worried look on Yugi's face.
Yugi smiled as Yami smiled back. Bakura made a face as Ryou smiled and rolled his eyes seeing his Yami's child like act.
The four looked around at the half destroyed store. "So! What happens next?" Yugi asked; looking at the mess.
Some of the shelves were knocked over, flour everwhere along with egg slime, raw meat juices, spilled fish and live lobster; cracking thier claws at the air. Some of the windows were cracked as puddle of milk, juices, soda were on spilled o the ground.
Yugi looked around; looking for someone. "Where's Makita?" he asked.
"Who?" everyone looked at Yugi.
"The small girl. Where's Makita!?" Yugi looked around frantically.
"The girl's name Makita?" Yami asked. Yugi nodded.
"Oh! I left her next to one of the cashiers." Ryou said. "It seemed that she didn't want to get into whatever was happening."
Yugi took off in that direction, followed by Yami and Ryou and leaving a very confused Yami Bakura behind.
"What in seven hells are you people talking about!?" Bakura demanded; racing after them. "I didn't see any girl, only the people that ran out or the ones I banished to the Shadow Realm."
The four stopped in front of the store and looked underneath all the cashiers. "How did you know her name was Makita?" Yami asked; looking around.
"She told me. How else did you expect her to tell me, Yami?" Yugi looked underneath the cashiers. "Didn't she tell you?"
"No, she couldn't talk." the young Pharaoh was confused.
"AAAAAAAA!!!!!! Bad!! Bad, bad, bad!! KYAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!" everyone stood up and to see a small girl run by with a huge snow wolf running after her.
"Hey! that kid kinda of looks like you, pharaoh. But with my hair style dyed black!!" Bakura shouted. "What the hell is going on here!??" he looked at Yami and Yugi.
Both of the shook thier head.
"Yami, wasn't that our Silver Fang that just ran by?" Yugi asked; looking at his darker side.
Yami nodded and gave a guilty smile. "I called him out once, but quickly summoned him back....I think."
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-OOF!!!"
The group heard a series of 'ow's' after sounds of glass shattering. The raced to the wine section; seeing liquid flowing from there.
The saw huge wolf hovering over a girl with hiar of Bakura, only with blonde bangs, the hair black and crimson streaks runing through it; and covered in red wine.
"Ewwwwwwww!!! Dog baba's!" Makita said; covered in sticky sylivai. Silver Fnad gave out a sharp bark and continued to lick the wine off Makita. (A/N:I hope he doesn't get drunk later on..*giggles)
Bakura leaned against the shelves of bottles of wine; chuckling as Silver Fang picked up the girl by the nape of her shirt and dropped her in Yugi's arms, before disappearing.
Makita got Yugi covered in the sylivai too.
"I think I need a bath." Makita said.
"I think so, too." Yugi agreed. Yami chuckled a bit and Ryou smiled as Yugi tried to clean himself and Makita a litte.
Transaltion:
pharaoh no baka-Stupid Pharaoh *Neko-chan said that what it means, but I asked my sister just incase, and she said that was right, bnut i'm not sure....*
Hikari-Light
Gomne-nasi-I'm really sorry
Inu:THANK-YOU FOR THE REVIEWS!!!!!! I-I-I-I-I LOVE YOU ALL!!! *crys*
Everyone:*sweatdrop*
Inu:*begins to choke* ARRGH!! FINALS!! FIIIIIIIINALLL!!!!!!! AAAAUUUUUUGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!! *faints*
Riku:Uh...
Bakura:YEAH!! She's dead!!!!!
Riku:....
Ryou:*pokes Inu*
Inu:*quickly stands up and dusts herself off* Okay! I'll try to post this story up as quickly as I could as long I get reviews! ^^
Bakura:*sees that Inu still alive* Crude..
Inu:....ANYWHO! There some cruelty between Ryou and Bakura still and Yami and Yugi still haven't revealed thier true feeling to each other...YET! ^^ BU T IT STILL YAOI!!!
Yami:.....
Yugi:*giggles*
Inu:Thats all I have to say for now! Okie-dokie?? Okie-dokie!
Sora:She's insane.
Riku:*nods*
Disclaimer Dude:Inu-chan no own YGO...SO STOP TORTURING HER!!!!!
Makita:But she owns me?
D.D:.....
Makita:WHA!??
Ryou pushed the cart along the aisle he was in. He hated shopping as much as he hated his Yami for being so cruel to him. But He was still confused why Bakura wanted to go with him to the ShopMart.
'Thinkin of Yami...where did he go??' Ryou looked around; trying to spot Bakura. He sighed. 'I hope he's not getting into trouble.'
Of course, he jinxed himself.
Bakura was sitting ontop of of the shelves laughing at Yami; who was trying to ignore the Tomb Robber and think of which soup the girl would like.
"Yeesh, Pharaoh! Why don't you just put a pink apron and be the maid for your aibou." Bakura grinned. The Pharaoh cracked his knuckles and tried to keep his cool.
'Keep calm, keeep calm....'
"Whats wrong, Pharaoh? Cat got your tongue??" The Tomb Robber teased.
"......" Yami dumped a couple of soup package into the cart and rolled on. Bakura grinned and followed him.
"Excuse me, kid-" one of the employee began to talk, but with the flick of the hand; he disappeared. Bakura just kept on walking. "Don't walk away from me when i'm talking to you pharaoh no baka." he growled; and jumped down in front of Yami.
"Come on, Makita. Keep up!" Yugi shouted as he saw the grocery market up ahead. He glanced behind to see Makita keeping up with him; he smiled.
Makita stopped when something invisble struck her emotionally. She looked around; somebody was tampering with the Shadow Realm.
"Makita!"
Makita looked back at Yugi then looked around one more time before racing off.
The door slid open and there they were met with a very disturbing sight. Most of the store was either destroyed or being destroyed, and everyone had left the place empty like a ghost town.
"oh yami. what did you get into now?" Yugi asked silently; looking around.
Makita stood closed to Yugi as she watch a boy, taller then both of them with large brown eyes and silver hair; appoarch them.
"Ryou, what hap-" Yugi began then groan; slapping his forehead. "Please don't tell me they're at it again." he pleaded. "Pleeeeease!"
Ryou gave a weak smile. "In coming!" Makita shouted. All three of them ducked as something came flying over them and splattered on the glass door.
The three kids raised thier heads and looked at the splattered window.
"Damn Tomb Robber! Why don't you go shove that stick up your ass! (Ryou quickly covered Makita's ears.) And leave me that fuck alone!!" a dark voice ran through the store.
Makita felt the warm hands move away from her ears. She looked up to see Ryou gritting his teeth. Then looked to see Yugi storming down one of the aisle.
"Yugi! Wait!!" Ryou ran after his friend; leaving the four year old by herself.
Makita crawled underneath one of the cashiers booth; looking around. Something quickly formed next to her.
\\Whats going on? there's a couple of humans in the Realm and Nemuriko escaped.\\
Makita turned to see Petit Dragon, hovering next to her. \WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE!??\ she shouted.
Petit cringed and shook his head. He growled and ht the back of the girl's head. Makita gave a 'ow' and rubbed the back of her head as small tears formed in the corner of her eyes.
\\Forget me being here, Makita! There goes Nemuriko!!\\
"Eh?" Makita saw the childlike dark sleeping fiend, floating down the fruit section. "Gahhh!!" she bounded after one her monsters with Petit right behind her.
She passed by Ryou and Yugi trying to keep thier Yami's from killing each other.
"Really, Bakura! You need to take anger mangement class." Ryou grunted as he was pulling on Bakura's shirt.
The boy would have got beaten for the comment, but the darker Yami was more concerned with someone else.
The Spirit of the Ring began to relax a little, but his muscle still tensed as Yami looked down at his Hikari.
"Gomen-nasi, Yugi." Yami said; seeing the worried look on Yugi's face.
Yugi smiled as Yami smiled back. Bakura made a face as Ryou smiled and rolled his eyes seeing his Yami's child like act.
The four looked around at the half destroyed store. "So! What happens next?" Yugi asked; looking at the mess.
Some of the shelves were knocked over, flour everwhere along with egg slime, raw meat juices, spilled fish and live lobster; cracking thier claws at the air. Some of the windows were cracked as puddle of milk, juices, soda were on spilled o the ground.
Yugi looked around; looking for someone. "Where's Makita?" he asked.
"Who?" everyone looked at Yugi.
"The small girl. Where's Makita!?" Yugi looked around frantically.
"The girl's name Makita?" Yami asked. Yugi nodded.
"Oh! I left her next to one of the cashiers." Ryou said. "It seemed that she didn't want to get into whatever was happening."
Yugi took off in that direction, followed by Yami and Ryou and leaving a very confused Yami Bakura behind.
"What in seven hells are you people talking about!?" Bakura demanded; racing after them. "I didn't see any girl, only the people that ran out or the ones I banished to the Shadow Realm."
The four stopped in front of the store and looked underneath all the cashiers. "How did you know her name was Makita?" Yami asked; looking around.
"She told me. How else did you expect her to tell me, Yami?" Yugi looked underneath the cashiers. "Didn't she tell you?"
"No, she couldn't talk." the young Pharaoh was confused.
"AAAAAAAA!!!!!! Bad!! Bad, bad, bad!! KYAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!" everyone stood up and to see a small girl run by with a huge snow wolf running after her.
"Hey! that kid kinda of looks like you, pharaoh. But with my hair style dyed black!!" Bakura shouted. "What the hell is going on here!??" he looked at Yami and Yugi.
Both of the shook thier head.
"Yami, wasn't that our Silver Fang that just ran by?" Yugi asked; looking at his darker side.
Yami nodded and gave a guilty smile. "I called him out once, but quickly summoned him back....I think."
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-OOF!!!"
The group heard a series of 'ow's' after sounds of glass shattering. The raced to the wine section; seeing liquid flowing from there.
The saw huge wolf hovering over a girl with hiar of Bakura, only with blonde bangs, the hair black and crimson streaks runing through it; and covered in red wine.
"Ewwwwwwww!!! Dog baba's!" Makita said; covered in sticky sylivai. Silver Fnad gave out a sharp bark and continued to lick the wine off Makita. (A/N:I hope he doesn't get drunk later on..*giggles)
Bakura leaned against the shelves of bottles of wine; chuckling as Silver Fang picked up the girl by the nape of her shirt and dropped her in Yugi's arms, before disappearing.
Makita got Yugi covered in the sylivai too.
"I think I need a bath." Makita said.
"I think so, too." Yugi agreed. Yami chuckled a bit and Ryou smiled as Yugi tried to clean himself and Makita a litte.
Transaltion:
pharaoh no baka-Stupid Pharaoh *Neko-chan said that what it means, but I asked my sister just incase, and she said that was right, bnut i'm not sure....*
Hikari-Light
Gomne-nasi-I'm really sorry
Inu:THANK-YOU FOR THE REVIEWS!!!!!! I-I-I-I-I LOVE YOU ALL!!! *crys*
Everyone:*sweatdrop*