Disclaimer: LOTR is not mine, and I am making no profit from it. No matter how much the bloody Ring wants to babble in my head.

Dear Diary,

I was wrong and I don't CARE!!!

I hate elves I hate I HATE ELVES!!!!

We was so close to getting away my Diary! We was so, soo close! She almost picked us up, she did! She almost took us and we could have caused so much destruction while convincing her to go to Mordor! It would have so beautiful...

Our head hurts it does...

fates are mocking us they are, my Diary...