Disclaimer: LOTR is not mine, and I am making no profit from it. No matter how much the bloody Ring wants to babble in my head.
Dear Diary,
Well, I've finally gotten away from that wretched Fellowship, and unless I miss my guess, it will break without the Hobbit there, but -
What's that, my Diary? Why are we not happy? We have the Frodo carrying us, that's why.
The Frodo has become more awful even than Elves and Men! The Frodo is hearing Master Sauron and not obeying! He runs away from the Man (the Boromir, who wanted us and would have taken us to Mordor, surely) and runs to the boats and leaves all the nice people we could have manipulated behind. Except the Sam.
The Sam is awful as well. The Sam is earthy tree-hugging Hobbit worse than the Bilbo was. I tried to screw with their heads; to make the Sam upset the Frodo?
He kissed the Frodo! Damn it! Apparently is quite normal for two Hobbits of the same gender to - to -
I am so glad we are not having eyes my Diary. We are surely being scarred for life by wretched Hobbits if we had! The Frodo was supposed to be mad! I wanted it to kill the Sam, not - not -
I should have paid more attention to the Boromir, shouldn't I?
Dear Diary,
Well, I've finally gotten away from that wretched Fellowship, and unless I miss my guess, it will break without the Hobbit there, but -
What's that, my Diary? Why are we not happy? We have the Frodo carrying us, that's why.
The Frodo has become more awful even than Elves and Men! The Frodo is hearing Master Sauron and not obeying! He runs away from the Man (the Boromir, who wanted us and would have taken us to Mordor, surely) and runs to the boats and leaves all the nice people we could have manipulated behind. Except the Sam.
The Sam is awful as well. The Sam is earthy tree-hugging Hobbit worse than the Bilbo was. I tried to screw with their heads; to make the Sam upset the Frodo?
He kissed the Frodo! Damn it! Apparently is quite normal for two Hobbits of the same gender to - to -
I am so glad we are not having eyes my Diary. We are surely being scarred for life by wretched Hobbits if we had! The Frodo was supposed to be mad! I wanted it to kill the Sam, not - not -
I should have paid more attention to the Boromir, shouldn't I?