Disclaimer: LOTR is not mine, and I am making no profit from it. No matter how much the bloody Ring wants to babble in my head.
Dear Diary,
The Gollum almost rescued us!
It would have, too, except that the Sam and Frodo ganged up on it. Then they put elvish rope on it, the horrible things! It hurt the Gollum.
The Gollum can hear Master Sauron too; I heard him listening. Arguing he was, the damn Gollum.
Then, for one beautiful instant, Frodo was drawing on my power! But - but - he used it to make him obey! Damnit! I spent years making the Gollum! Don't I deserve to get some real use out of him?!
At least I know I'm getting to the wretched Hobbit.
They won't be safe for long. Awful, damned Hobbits. The Gollum is still inside that stupid Smeagol, and planning, yes he is.
We must wait to get the Gollum again, yes. Then we can go straight to Master Sauron. He'll punish the nasty Hobbits.
Dear Diary,
The Gollum almost rescued us!
It would have, too, except that the Sam and Frodo ganged up on it. Then they put elvish rope on it, the horrible things! It hurt the Gollum.
The Gollum can hear Master Sauron too; I heard him listening. Arguing he was, the damn Gollum.
Then, for one beautiful instant, Frodo was drawing on my power! But - but - he used it to make him obey! Damnit! I spent years making the Gollum! Don't I deserve to get some real use out of him?!
At least I know I'm getting to the wretched Hobbit.
They won't be safe for long. Awful, damned Hobbits. The Gollum is still inside that stupid Smeagol, and planning, yes he is.
We must wait to get the Gollum again, yes. Then we can go straight to Master Sauron. He'll punish the nasty Hobbits.