Hello and welcome to..

*Totally Random* Our guest today is.Princess Zelda!!!!! _*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*__*_*_*_*_*_*_**_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*

*Mysterious Host Person (me ^_^) walks on set*

MHP: Welcome to ..

Audience: Totally Random!!!!

MHP: My name is Arisia But you can all call my fish Gloopy!!!!

Audience: ?

Arisia: -_-() just call me PA.

Audience: kay.

PA: *ahem* Let's all welcome tonight's guest, Princess Zelda!!!

A:*clap*

Princess Zelda: *walks in and sits*

PA: So, what was your moose like?

PZ:well, I didn't have a moose, but Ganondorf gave me a moose-like marker, once.

PA: Very interesting. Now, whats the deal with you and Link?

PZ: Oh, link? Hes my long lost keychain.

PA: Ah. Now theres the question everyone wants the answer to. Did you get a nose job?

PZ: Ummm..no, but Dude, I got a Dell!!!

PA: Ooooh, that changes everything!!! Now I need a Beef jerky!!!Zelda, do you have any beef jerky?

PZ: No, But I know where we can get a Big Jerk!!!

PA: ok, lemme get my rubbber chicken!!!

Pz: ok, while you get your rubber chicken, ill get my pink toe nail clipper!!!

PA: Kidoke!!!

*both go gather items*

PZ: you ready?

PA: Yep. *to audience* Be very very quiet, were hunting Big Jerks!!

Pz: Were off to get Ganondork, the biggest jerk in all hyrule..

Pa: Ok, me and Princess Z are gonna go catch some jerk!!!!

*Ghost busters theme comes on, only its `Jerk Busters`*

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How was THAT for Random? As Scrappy the Squirell says, 'That`s Randomness`