Ron weasley was angry, angrier than he had ever been. His father had just punished him in the most horrible way. He had to make easy-mac in a microwave.
"Lets see, 2/3 of a cup. Which cup should I use? I know! My dad's wizard chess champion cup! That should be big enough!"
He took his dad's trophy and guessed what 2/3 of it was. He put water in the cup and then poured it into his bowl. It overflowed, but Ron didn't care. He was in a hurry.
"Now I add the macaroni, I guess. All I have to do is open the package. Alohamora! What? It's still closed? Alohamora! What? Still not open? That could only mean one thing. It's an evil easy mac package from Voldemort! Oh no! Get away! Die evil package! Die! AYEYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAEEEEEEEEE!"
A very frightened Ron Weaseley took his wand and banged it into the package. Surprisingly, it opened right up. Ron celebrated by saying:
"Ron weasley: Master of Magic and Muggle Cooking! That has a nice ring to it! Ron Weaseley Master of Magic and Muggle Cooking! I like it. HAHAHA! "
Ron looked at the directions to see what to do next. It needed to cook for 4 minutes. Ron punched in a 4 and three 0s. Nothing happened. He then proceeded to poke the microwave with his wand. Suddenly he pressed "start". The microwave started to work, but Ron had never seen a working microwave before.
"Ahhhh! Evil box! Wingardium Leviosa. DIEEEEEEEE! EYEYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAEEEEEEEEE!"
The microwave started to float. Ron used the wingarduim leviosa spell to toss it into the wall across the room. As the microwave became devoured in flames his father walked into the room for moor beer.
"Ron! What the blazes were you thinking! Go to your room! I'll call you when dinner is ready! Don't even think of dessert! You have dish duty tonight! This time make sure you do it muggle style!" Ron gladly went up to his room. School started next week, after all. He still had a ton of homework to do.