Chapter 3: The Fairy is no More
I don't own any of these characters except Archibald's name.
The group saw two people standing in front of them. As they walked closer Sepiroth and Kari started growling like dogs. Sora was still in his "Fairy" state.
Archibald: Th. Th. Tha. Tha. That's RIKU AND CLOUD!
Cloud: So we meet again Sepiroth!
Sepiroth: CLOUD! YOU KILLED ME SO LONG AGO, UNTIL THE MAGICAL MINDS OF DISNEY REVIVED ME! Why did you take the imaginations of people, I mean you could have JUST left Barney!!!
Cloud and Riku in harmony: Could have JUST left Barney! That was the whole reason we started this! That mind-rotting theme song! BARNEY IS A DINOSAUR FROM YOUR IMAGINATION! I HATE HIM WITH ALL MY GUTS AND I FINALLY DESTROYED HIM!
Sora: IM A FAIRY!
Kari kneeled on the floor weeping.
Kari: *sobs* How *whimper* could you. When I was young all I would dream about was Barney. I thought Barney was hot and I wanted to marry him!
Riku: Kari....
Cloud: YOU INSOLENT LITTLE BRAT! DO YOU KNOW WHAT COULD HAVE HAPPENED IF BARNEY WAS STILL ALIVE!
Riku: Kari, I love you but that's just perverted!
Kari: *sob* I know. What would have happened if Barney was still alive?
Cloud: He was one of a group of eight called the Emu's Revenge. They were a group of people that were created from eight human chosen ones. The ideas of every child were given to the sub-consciences of the chosen ones. Kari, you were the chosen one that created Barney.
Kari: ARE YOU SAYING IM FAT!!!!!!!!!
Cloud: No I'm not. After a heartless took you, Barney turned to the dark side. He one by one took over the power of the other members of the Emu's Revenge. He became so very powerful that he decided to take over the universe.
Riku: Now the world was at his mercy so we took the imaginations away from people. If you release the imaginations, the world will be at Barney's mercy.
Kari: NO! It's all my fault. I must rescue the people's imagination. The world runs on imagination. If you take it away it is like freezing time. Nothing new will ever come out of it. HAVE YOU EVER EVEN THOUGHT THAT MAYBE IF YOU TAKE THE CHOSEN ONES MINDS AWAY THEN THE EMU'S REVENGE WILL DISSAPEAR!!
Cloud: Good point. But I don't care, it is too late now.
Sora: I'm a fairy.
Archibald: Everyone, let's fight!
Cloud and Riku: RISISTING IS FUTILE. YOU SHALL DIE WITH THE REST OF THEM!!!!!!!
Sepiroth: BARNEY WILL BE REVENGED!!!!
A huge battle broke out between the two forces. Riku and Cloud fought with the normal techniques. Archibald used his wimpy heartless powers while Kari ran into the back room and kept throwing coconuts at them. Sora uselessly flapped his arms screaming about how he was a fairy in front of them.
Sora: I'm a fairy! I'm a fairy!
Riku and Cloud: We summon on the power of the ancients! We shall now kill you all.
Kari: NOOOOOOOOOO!
Sora: I'm a fairy.
Riku and Cloud charged up a big beam attack. They aimed at Kari and fired. A blinding light was cast throughout the room.
Sora: I'M A FAIRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The beam was about to hit when Sora jumped in front of it.
Sora: I'm, I, a, love, fairy!, you!
Riku and Cloud: HIS POWER IS TOO STRONG!!!!!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Riku and Cloud were destroyed. Sora was on the ground with a huge hole through his heart, spewing blood.
Sora: I'm a FAIRY!
Kari: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I MUST UNLOCK THE DOOR.
The Keyblade appeared in front of her. Kari took it and unlocked the door. She knelt next to Sora crying.
Sora: Thank you Kari. My life is about to end. But I just wanted to say that I love you. Burn my body and spread the ashes over the ocean. The world will have be... UGH!
Sora fell silent.
Kari: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Later that day she burned his bloody body. She stood next to the ocean and threw the ashes over it. All of a sudden a giant meteor appeared with Barney standing on top of it.
Barney: AHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!
Kari: SORA!!!!!!!!! YOU COULDN'T HA...
Kari never finished her sentence. The gummi universe exploded.
Sora: DID YOU REALLY THINK I DIED!!!!!!! THINK AGAIN KARI! MY PLAN SUCCEEDED ALL ALONG! I CAN CREATE A UNIVERSE ALL MY OWN NOW! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THE END!
I don't own any of these characters except Archibald's name.
The group saw two people standing in front of them. As they walked closer Sepiroth and Kari started growling like dogs. Sora was still in his "Fairy" state.
Archibald: Th. Th. Tha. Tha. That's RIKU AND CLOUD!
Cloud: So we meet again Sepiroth!
Sepiroth: CLOUD! YOU KILLED ME SO LONG AGO, UNTIL THE MAGICAL MINDS OF DISNEY REVIVED ME! Why did you take the imaginations of people, I mean you could have JUST left Barney!!!
Cloud and Riku in harmony: Could have JUST left Barney! That was the whole reason we started this! That mind-rotting theme song! BARNEY IS A DINOSAUR FROM YOUR IMAGINATION! I HATE HIM WITH ALL MY GUTS AND I FINALLY DESTROYED HIM!
Sora: IM A FAIRY!
Kari kneeled on the floor weeping.
Kari: *sobs* How *whimper* could you. When I was young all I would dream about was Barney. I thought Barney was hot and I wanted to marry him!
Riku: Kari....
Cloud: YOU INSOLENT LITTLE BRAT! DO YOU KNOW WHAT COULD HAVE HAPPENED IF BARNEY WAS STILL ALIVE!
Riku: Kari, I love you but that's just perverted!
Kari: *sob* I know. What would have happened if Barney was still alive?
Cloud: He was one of a group of eight called the Emu's Revenge. They were a group of people that were created from eight human chosen ones. The ideas of every child were given to the sub-consciences of the chosen ones. Kari, you were the chosen one that created Barney.
Kari: ARE YOU SAYING IM FAT!!!!!!!!!
Cloud: No I'm not. After a heartless took you, Barney turned to the dark side. He one by one took over the power of the other members of the Emu's Revenge. He became so very powerful that he decided to take over the universe.
Riku: Now the world was at his mercy so we took the imaginations away from people. If you release the imaginations, the world will be at Barney's mercy.
Kari: NO! It's all my fault. I must rescue the people's imagination. The world runs on imagination. If you take it away it is like freezing time. Nothing new will ever come out of it. HAVE YOU EVER EVEN THOUGHT THAT MAYBE IF YOU TAKE THE CHOSEN ONES MINDS AWAY THEN THE EMU'S REVENGE WILL DISSAPEAR!!
Cloud: Good point. But I don't care, it is too late now.
Sora: I'm a fairy.
Archibald: Everyone, let's fight!
Cloud and Riku: RISISTING IS FUTILE. YOU SHALL DIE WITH THE REST OF THEM!!!!!!!
Sepiroth: BARNEY WILL BE REVENGED!!!!
A huge battle broke out between the two forces. Riku and Cloud fought with the normal techniques. Archibald used his wimpy heartless powers while Kari ran into the back room and kept throwing coconuts at them. Sora uselessly flapped his arms screaming about how he was a fairy in front of them.
Sora: I'm a fairy! I'm a fairy!
Riku and Cloud: We summon on the power of the ancients! We shall now kill you all.
Kari: NOOOOOOOOOO!
Sora: I'm a fairy.
Riku and Cloud charged up a big beam attack. They aimed at Kari and fired. A blinding light was cast throughout the room.
Sora: I'M A FAIRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The beam was about to hit when Sora jumped in front of it.
Sora: I'm, I, a, love, fairy!, you!
Riku and Cloud: HIS POWER IS TOO STRONG!!!!!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Riku and Cloud were destroyed. Sora was on the ground with a huge hole through his heart, spewing blood.
Sora: I'm a FAIRY!
Kari: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I MUST UNLOCK THE DOOR.
The Keyblade appeared in front of her. Kari took it and unlocked the door. She knelt next to Sora crying.
Sora: Thank you Kari. My life is about to end. But I just wanted to say that I love you. Burn my body and spread the ashes over the ocean. The world will have be... UGH!
Sora fell silent.
Kari: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Later that day she burned his bloody body. She stood next to the ocean and threw the ashes over it. All of a sudden a giant meteor appeared with Barney standing on top of it.
Barney: AHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!
Kari: SORA!!!!!!!!! YOU COULDN'T HA...
Kari never finished her sentence. The gummi universe exploded.
Sora: DID YOU REALLY THINK I DIED!!!!!!! THINK AGAIN KARI! MY PLAN SUCCEEDED ALL ALONG! I CAN CREATE A UNIVERSE ALL MY OWN NOW! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THE END!