Hello. Sorry I haven't posted for a long time, but I couldn't think of too many embarrassing things for the HP characters to do.

There was a little confusion with Draco's Story. Well, to put things appropriately and simply. (sort of) Remember how McGonagall said "Transfiguration isn't THAT exciting" and how Malfoy was thinking of a GIRL??? He had an erection. In other words, he was thinking about a girl he was sexually attracted to. I'm sorry. That one was a bit inappropriate.

I promise that this one has nothing to do with bodily functions, but I swear you will DIE!

Thanks,

Inspector-Javert

(Ronald4UWeasley@aol.com)

Hermione's Story

Well, I was in a HUGE play. It was in a big theatre and I tried out for the lead role. I didn't get the part, and I had one line. However, when I bought the practise cassette, I said all of her lines. I was pretty good, but I knew that the girl they picked must have been better.

On opening night, I was on stage, and I heard her first cue. Out of pure reflex, I jumped up to her cued position and said her lines. The audience went quiet and the girl gave me the dirtiest look you've ever seen. I burst into tears and ran to the back of the stage.

On top of that, I forgot my line because I was concentrating on her lines when I practised!