Ticky Ticky on a hot tin Roof!
Chapter….#3!
Disclaimer: I, Cjdawritinghot, do NOT own ham taro, the ham-hams, or anything that has to do with Hamtaro accept this fan fiction right here. To serious, right? I KNEW IT! I'm not that kinda person! I'm funny! So please continue reading. PULEASE!
Cjdawritinghot: We continue. When we left off, Zan was just about to introduce himself to the Ham-Hams.
Hamtaro: Were here! And I want you to meet my new friend!
Boss looked up from a flower that he was gazing at dazedly.
Boss: all the other ham-hams aren't here. 7 am is to early to wake up!
Zan: hello. I'm Zan. Nice to meet you!
Boss: yeah, same to you. But if you mind, I would like to regain my privacy, so kindly GO AWAY!
Zan: c'mon! The other hams will be here soon! Can we just stay here a while?
Boss: O.k, O.k. I'll simmer down. Sorry.
Hamtaro: see? That's what being nice is!
Boss: whatever
Boss held the flower up in the sunlight and continued his loving trance.
Zan: whats with the flower?
Hamtaro: Bijou gave it to him. So he's always staring at it.
Zan sat down on a chair next to hamtaro and they talked, and found out all the ropes about all the ham hams.
Soon, Bijou, Stan, and Pashmina walked in.
Stan: and so ladies, that is how I got these radical stripes!
Bijou and Pashmina started to giggle. Stan walked in and sat next to Hamtaro. Right on Zan!
Zan: get the heck offa me! I'm not a pillow cushion!
Stan: since when could the couch talk? He said to Hamtaro.
Hamtaro: That's not the couch, that's my new friend!
Stan: the couch is your friend?
Hamtaro: NO! YOUR SITTING ON MY FRIEND!!!!
Stan: Huh? Oh! Sorry dude, didn't mean that.
Zan: I forgive you. My names Zan!
Stan: Nice to meet'cha!
Bijou, being the polite Frenchwoman she is, walked up to Zan and introduced herself.
Bijou: Bonjour! My name is Bijou!
Zan: Hi, I'm Zan! Nice to meet you!
Pashmina: Hiya!
Zan Hi Pashmina!
Pashmina: How do you know my name? Do You know me?
Zan: I saw you a couple of tomes.
Howdy busted in, after listening behind the door.
Howdy: Don't you DARE try to get with my sweetie!
Howdy took his broom, and swung it at Zan.
But Zan was to quick for that, he grabbed the end of the broom and mistakenly snapped it in half.
Howdy: MY BROOM! What have you done to my broom! You owe me 50 pumpkin seeds for this!
Tears grew in Howdy's eyes as he swung wildly at Zan with his bare hands. Zan didn't take boxing lesson for nothing. He dodged every swing, then out of instinct, gave Howdy a blow to the nose. Howdy fell to the ground, crying from pain. Pashmina ran up to him, and rubbed his nose with a sympathetic look in her eyes.
Pashmina: what was that for?! You know he was just playing!
Pashmina started to cry, then was right about to kiss Howdy on the nose when Dexter walked in.
Dexter: what happened Pashmina?
Pashmina: some ruffian knocked Howdy in the nose!
Dexter: let me take a look.
Dexter walked out of the clubhouse doorway then to Howdy.
Dexter: Get up Howdy. Your not hurt.
Howdy got up.
Howdy: aww man! If you hadn't ruined my act, I woulda got a kiss from Pashmina!
Pashmina: You're not hurt then?! That wasn't funny Howdy!
Howdy: aww shucks!
Howdy and Dexter introduced themselves to Zan.
Penelope, being left behind by Pashmina walked in.
Penelope: Ookywee!
Zan: Hello to you to!
Cappy was following close behind Penelope, (but because he was to shy to talk to her, he only walked behind) and got to the clubhouse
Cappy: HAMHA!
Zan: Hey Cappy, nice to meet you!
Cappy: Nice to meet- Hey! How do you know my name! I never saw you in my life!
Pashmina: something strange is going on.
At that point Panda, Sandy, and Maxxwell walked in. Everyone accept for Boss was scrunched up in the corner of the room, so obviously they noticed.
Zan: Before anyone talks, I want to explain my situation.
So Zan explained his situation to all the ham hams accept Snoozer, which was always asleep. He explained about the drawing, the landing in Hamtaro's cage, all the way up to where he was.
Boss, who had walked up to Bijou to sit next to was very confused.
Boss: so your human.
Zan: yup!
Boss: then why does only Hamtaro remember you?
Hamtaro: I dunno. Maybe it's because of his love for my show. In Zan's world, were in a show.
Boss: O.K.
Hamtaro: So what are we gonna do?
Dexter: I think you should go back to your real world immediately.
Zan: why I think it's to unhealthy to be in a hamster world. Changing from a hamster to a human is very bad, especially because of your surroundings. Ya know, it's dangerous being a hamster. Not just Psychologically, but physically………
Zan: whispering to Hamtaro) Does this guy ever shut up?
Hamtaro: afraid not.
Hamtaro: I know! Lets have a party! For Zan's arriving!
Zan: that's a cool idea!
Stan: yeah! I'm gonna dance with all you girl hams!
Boss: not with my Bijou!
Dexter: Did you even hear a word I said?!
Zan: Lets just party. That Alright with you, egg-head, I MEAN Dexter?!
Dexter: Yeah, sure…..Did you just call me an egg-head?!!!!!!
Cjdawritinghot: it's 11:36 and boy, am I tired. OH! That's the end of chapter 3!
Hamtaro: Hope you enjoyed it!
Cjdawritinghot: Hamtaro, you can talk!
Hamtaro: well sure! When you stay up till almost midnight, it's obvious that you will start to see scary images!
Cjdawritinghot: See ya! And remember, go to bed early!
Chapter….#3!
Disclaimer: I, Cjdawritinghot, do NOT own ham taro, the ham-hams, or anything that has to do with Hamtaro accept this fan fiction right here. To serious, right? I KNEW IT! I'm not that kinda person! I'm funny! So please continue reading. PULEASE!
Cjdawritinghot: We continue. When we left off, Zan was just about to introduce himself to the Ham-Hams.
Hamtaro: Were here! And I want you to meet my new friend!
Boss looked up from a flower that he was gazing at dazedly.
Boss: all the other ham-hams aren't here. 7 am is to early to wake up!
Zan: hello. I'm Zan. Nice to meet you!
Boss: yeah, same to you. But if you mind, I would like to regain my privacy, so kindly GO AWAY!
Zan: c'mon! The other hams will be here soon! Can we just stay here a while?
Boss: O.k, O.k. I'll simmer down. Sorry.
Hamtaro: see? That's what being nice is!
Boss: whatever
Boss held the flower up in the sunlight and continued his loving trance.
Zan: whats with the flower?
Hamtaro: Bijou gave it to him. So he's always staring at it.
Zan sat down on a chair next to hamtaro and they talked, and found out all the ropes about all the ham hams.
Soon, Bijou, Stan, and Pashmina walked in.
Stan: and so ladies, that is how I got these radical stripes!
Bijou and Pashmina started to giggle. Stan walked in and sat next to Hamtaro. Right on Zan!
Zan: get the heck offa me! I'm not a pillow cushion!
Stan: since when could the couch talk? He said to Hamtaro.
Hamtaro: That's not the couch, that's my new friend!
Stan: the couch is your friend?
Hamtaro: NO! YOUR SITTING ON MY FRIEND!!!!
Stan: Huh? Oh! Sorry dude, didn't mean that.
Zan: I forgive you. My names Zan!
Stan: Nice to meet'cha!
Bijou, being the polite Frenchwoman she is, walked up to Zan and introduced herself.
Bijou: Bonjour! My name is Bijou!
Zan: Hi, I'm Zan! Nice to meet you!
Pashmina: Hiya!
Zan Hi Pashmina!
Pashmina: How do you know my name? Do You know me?
Zan: I saw you a couple of tomes.
Howdy busted in, after listening behind the door.
Howdy: Don't you DARE try to get with my sweetie!
Howdy took his broom, and swung it at Zan.
But Zan was to quick for that, he grabbed the end of the broom and mistakenly snapped it in half.
Howdy: MY BROOM! What have you done to my broom! You owe me 50 pumpkin seeds for this!
Tears grew in Howdy's eyes as he swung wildly at Zan with his bare hands. Zan didn't take boxing lesson for nothing. He dodged every swing, then out of instinct, gave Howdy a blow to the nose. Howdy fell to the ground, crying from pain. Pashmina ran up to him, and rubbed his nose with a sympathetic look in her eyes.
Pashmina: what was that for?! You know he was just playing!
Pashmina started to cry, then was right about to kiss Howdy on the nose when Dexter walked in.
Dexter: what happened Pashmina?
Pashmina: some ruffian knocked Howdy in the nose!
Dexter: let me take a look.
Dexter walked out of the clubhouse doorway then to Howdy.
Dexter: Get up Howdy. Your not hurt.
Howdy got up.
Howdy: aww man! If you hadn't ruined my act, I woulda got a kiss from Pashmina!
Pashmina: You're not hurt then?! That wasn't funny Howdy!
Howdy: aww shucks!
Howdy and Dexter introduced themselves to Zan.
Penelope, being left behind by Pashmina walked in.
Penelope: Ookywee!
Zan: Hello to you to!
Cappy was following close behind Penelope, (but because he was to shy to talk to her, he only walked behind) and got to the clubhouse
Cappy: HAMHA!
Zan: Hey Cappy, nice to meet you!
Cappy: Nice to meet- Hey! How do you know my name! I never saw you in my life!
Pashmina: something strange is going on.
At that point Panda, Sandy, and Maxxwell walked in. Everyone accept for Boss was scrunched up in the corner of the room, so obviously they noticed.
Zan: Before anyone talks, I want to explain my situation.
So Zan explained his situation to all the ham hams accept Snoozer, which was always asleep. He explained about the drawing, the landing in Hamtaro's cage, all the way up to where he was.
Boss, who had walked up to Bijou to sit next to was very confused.
Boss: so your human.
Zan: yup!
Boss: then why does only Hamtaro remember you?
Hamtaro: I dunno. Maybe it's because of his love for my show. In Zan's world, were in a show.
Boss: O.K.
Hamtaro: So what are we gonna do?
Dexter: I think you should go back to your real world immediately.
Zan: why I think it's to unhealthy to be in a hamster world. Changing from a hamster to a human is very bad, especially because of your surroundings. Ya know, it's dangerous being a hamster. Not just Psychologically, but physically………
Zan: whispering to Hamtaro) Does this guy ever shut up?
Hamtaro: afraid not.
Hamtaro: I know! Lets have a party! For Zan's arriving!
Zan: that's a cool idea!
Stan: yeah! I'm gonna dance with all you girl hams!
Boss: not with my Bijou!
Dexter: Did you even hear a word I said?!
Zan: Lets just party. That Alright with you, egg-head, I MEAN Dexter?!
Dexter: Yeah, sure…..Did you just call me an egg-head?!!!!!!
Cjdawritinghot: it's 11:36 and boy, am I tired. OH! That's the end of chapter 3!
Hamtaro: Hope you enjoyed it!
Cjdawritinghot: Hamtaro, you can talk!
Hamtaro: well sure! When you stay up till almost midnight, it's obvious that you will start to see scary images!
Cjdawritinghot: See ya! And remember, go to bed early!