Ham on a hot tin roof
Chapter #………..4!!!
Cjdawritinghot: Bonjour! Je m'appelle Cjdawritinghot! Je vais et ecris le grande Hamtaro . Ohh my god! This isn't my French homework! Sorry about that! I was just working on my French project for school so I was talking a little French. I just said : Hi! My name is Cjdawritinghot! I will write a big Hamtaro story. Well.. I just wasted 2 minutes of your time so I'll just continue and pretend this never happened.
Disclaimer: Well, lets see. I do not own Hamtaro. That good enough for ya? If you know me by now I usually make some large, crazy disclaimer that includes weirdness beyond your wildest dreams. Well not today!
Cjdawritinghot: O.K. The Ham-hams were gonna have a party. Continue!
Part#1 The Party
Stan: sunflower seeds, walnuts, pumpkin seeds, and chestnuts. I think that's enough for my meal!
Oxnard: We all have to share ya know!
Hamtaro: don't worry, there's enough for everybody!
Zan was staring with aww at the great party the ham-hams made for Zan. Streamers, food, and music!
Zan: I don't know how to thank all of you!
Hamtaro: don't mention it!
Boss: stay away from Bijou!
Oxnard: share the pumpkin seeds.
Bijou: It was nothing, really *blushing*
Boss: No!!!1 GET OUTTA HERE, YOU LOUSY GIRL STEALER!
Hamtaro: Simmer down, Boss! Zan didn't mean to do that!
But Zan was paying no attention to them. He was to busy stuffing his face with walnuts.
But something was strange. Very strange. Zan was changing back to human, FAST.
Zan: owww! My foot! It's human!
Hamtaro: Ohh no! Quick! Leave before your crushed! The clubhouse roof is to small for you to fit in!
To late. Zan had transformed. And boy was it ugly. Not! Actually Zan didn't make it out, but broke through the roof!
Zan (human): I didn't know the clubhouse was this shabby!
Hamtaro: At least you lived. I think Dexter's right. You have to get back to your own world.
Zan: But first let me say good-bye to all the ham-hams!
Hamtaro: sure, O.K.
Zan (talking to Hamtaro): It was nice for you to show me around.
Hamtaro: no problem
Zan (talking to Boss): C Ya Boss man!
Boss: Yeah, later.
Zan (talking to Bijou): Well… bye…. Bijou *blushes madly*
Bijou: Oui! *also…blushes a lot*
Boss: Okay.. Leave now!
Zan: bye everybody else!
All except Zan: BBBBBBYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEE!
Zan: but where am I supposed to go?
*quiet*
Hamtaro: The most logical explanation is to go back to where you came.
Dexter: That's something I'd expect myself to say!
Hamtaro: What I mean is go back to my cage in my house!
Dexter: a lot better.
Zan: but how is a 11 year old boy get into someone else's house?
Hamtaro: first, you'll have to get some clothes. That would be very embassasing to walk into Laura's house with only boxer shorts on.
Zan: I have a very well seasoned plan that might help if Hamtaro and Bijou are willing to help me.
Hamtaro and Bijou: sure!
Zan explains the plan. Boss hates it, but all the other hams love it, so they do it anyway. Hamtaro and Bijou walk like husband and bride into Travis's house, and straight to Travis. The ham-hams think he will most likely think this is cute so he'll put them in his room, in his old cage where he used to have a ham-ham. Then, when he walks away, Hamtaro will get some of Travis's clothes for Zan to wear. Once Zan puts it on, he'll look like Travis, so he can get entrance to Laura's house. Then he'll ask to see Hamtaro, which would have gotten back to his cage after delivering the clothes. The he'll get in the cage and somehow be sent back home. If this mission doesn't work, all us ham-hams will be found out and it'll all be over.
Boss: I hate it! Why can't I be Bijous partner?
*Everyone shivers at the thought*
Zan: no.
Boss: that's NOT FAIR!!!!!1
Zan: sorry! Life's not fair!
Boss: RRRRRRRR!
Boss stormed out of the clubhouse in…tears?
Hamtaro: don't worry, ill deal with that later. Lets get on with the plan!
All: YEAH!
(* Before part two, I just want to say one thing. Just imagine. A 11 year old boy is standing in the middle of a broken clubhouse, talking to small hamsters. Gives me chills.*)
Part #2 The Plan
Hamtaro and Bijou started the plan. Bijou was always blushing, but Hamtaro knew he had to keep a straight face. So Bijou and Hamtaro strolled down the road, acting like newlyweds. Just Imagine. Two hamsters walking down the street so formally that its scary. Gives me chills. So they walked all the way to Travis's house, then squeezed under the door. They walked straight up to Travis, slowly, but directly. Travis thought they would be good presents to Laura, so he put them in a ham-ham carrier, then left the room. He obviously doubted the power of a hamster mind. Hamtaro and Bijou chewed straight through the cage, because it was old and flimsy. The Bijou took a shirt and Hamtaro took a pair of pants and then they scurried back to the clubhouse.
Task one was complete. Zan put on Travis's clothes (which smelled like moth balls) and made his way to Laura's house, going slow because he wanted Hamtaro to get back home before he does. But there was one flaw in the plan. When Travis realized that the hamsters were gone, and his drawer was open, he thought a robber had stole his stuff.
So he was on the streets, searching for the criminal. And boy did he get a shock when a total stranger was in his clothes and was walking as if he had no care in the world.
Travis: what the heck are you doing?!?!?! I-I can't believe this !
Zan: I can explain!
So Zan explained his crazy story of how he got here and his mission to get home.
Travis: I DON'T BUY IT! I ain't that stupid to believe those lies!
Zan: You gotta believe me.
Travis: I'm taking you to the police station.
Travis grabbed Zan's hand. Zan was pretty strong, but Travis was stronger. He dragged Zan straight to the police station.
Travis: Officer Doyle?
Doyle: Hello Travis! What is it that you want?
Travis: Well-
Travis was cut short. Zan was changing. Changing back into a ham-ham. He was small enough to badda badda away without Travis noticing. So he snuck away.
Doyle: Yes Travis?
Travis: *blushing* Um…Uh… nothing! Bye!
Travis ran away confused and embarrassed, taking his clothes with him.
Zan then scurried to Laura's house. The whole plan was ruined. How was Laura supposed to let a hamster in her hou-
Zan was struck with a great idea.
Zan: If Hamtaro can do it, so can I!
So, under the moon light, Zan climbed the drain pipe. Hitting his head on the curves. Then, on the roof, he squeezed through the crack in Laura's room. Bright light poured over him as he ran to the cage and to Hamtaro.
Zan: how did you get here so fast?
Hamtaro: I just have a gift for running!
Zan: Now, I'm in your cage, what do I do now?
Hamtaro: I dunno.
Zan: You're the only one that knows who I am! You have to know! Just think hard!
Hamtaro: Hmm….Ummm……I got it! Gather some sunflower seed shells!
Zan: What for?
Hamtaro: Make them in the same pattern as the picture you drew!
Zan: O.K.
Zan Made the shell picture, and it was more beautiful than the other picture he drew.
Hamtaro: Wow.
Zan: I know. I'm gifted!
Then a bright light flashed. Zan was being sucked into the shell mosaic.
Zan: bye Hamtaro!
Hamtaro: C ya Zan!
Zan felt himself being sucked into the picture.
Then he was spat out. He was human again!
Zan: Yeah!!!!
Hamtaro: I hope he's o.k.
Zan and Hamtaro stared a each other for a few minutes, speechless.
Zan: why are you here?
Hamtaro: I don't know.
Zan: WHY ARE YOU IN MY HOUSE!?!?!?
Hamtaro: I DO NOT KNOW!!!!!!
Zan: Aww man. Here it goes again.
THE END
Cjdawritinghot: How did you like the whole story? I may be a beginner writer, but I got the talent!
Hamtaro: but what happens to me? How do I get back home?
Cjdawritinghot: It's for the peoples imagination to decide.
Hamtaro: Am I one of the people?
Cjdawritinghot: *busy typing another story* Yeah, sure, whatever.
Hamtaro: Then my imagination decides that you disappear to the ham-ham world!
Cjdawritinghot disappeared into the air with only a large POP!
Hamtaro: Hehehe….Oh well!
Hamtaro walks away, ending this scary, funny story.
Chapter #………..4!!!
Cjdawritinghot: Bonjour! Je m'appelle Cjdawritinghot! Je vais et ecris le grande Hamtaro . Ohh my god! This isn't my French homework! Sorry about that! I was just working on my French project for school so I was talking a little French. I just said : Hi! My name is Cjdawritinghot! I will write a big Hamtaro story. Well.. I just wasted 2 minutes of your time so I'll just continue and pretend this never happened.
Disclaimer: Well, lets see. I do not own Hamtaro. That good enough for ya? If you know me by now I usually make some large, crazy disclaimer that includes weirdness beyond your wildest dreams. Well not today!
Cjdawritinghot: O.K. The Ham-hams were gonna have a party. Continue!
Part#1 The Party
Stan: sunflower seeds, walnuts, pumpkin seeds, and chestnuts. I think that's enough for my meal!
Oxnard: We all have to share ya know!
Hamtaro: don't worry, there's enough for everybody!
Zan was staring with aww at the great party the ham-hams made for Zan. Streamers, food, and music!
Zan: I don't know how to thank all of you!
Hamtaro: don't mention it!
Boss: stay away from Bijou!
Oxnard: share the pumpkin seeds.
Bijou: It was nothing, really *blushing*
Boss: No!!!1 GET OUTTA HERE, YOU LOUSY GIRL STEALER!
Hamtaro: Simmer down, Boss! Zan didn't mean to do that!
But Zan was paying no attention to them. He was to busy stuffing his face with walnuts.
But something was strange. Very strange. Zan was changing back to human, FAST.
Zan: owww! My foot! It's human!
Hamtaro: Ohh no! Quick! Leave before your crushed! The clubhouse roof is to small for you to fit in!
To late. Zan had transformed. And boy was it ugly. Not! Actually Zan didn't make it out, but broke through the roof!
Zan (human): I didn't know the clubhouse was this shabby!
Hamtaro: At least you lived. I think Dexter's right. You have to get back to your own world.
Zan: But first let me say good-bye to all the ham-hams!
Hamtaro: sure, O.K.
Zan (talking to Hamtaro): It was nice for you to show me around.
Hamtaro: no problem
Zan (talking to Boss): C Ya Boss man!
Boss: Yeah, later.
Zan (talking to Bijou): Well… bye…. Bijou *blushes madly*
Bijou: Oui! *also…blushes a lot*
Boss: Okay.. Leave now!
Zan: bye everybody else!
All except Zan: BBBBBBYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEE!
Zan: but where am I supposed to go?
*quiet*
Hamtaro: The most logical explanation is to go back to where you came.
Dexter: That's something I'd expect myself to say!
Hamtaro: What I mean is go back to my cage in my house!
Dexter: a lot better.
Zan: but how is a 11 year old boy get into someone else's house?
Hamtaro: first, you'll have to get some clothes. That would be very embassasing to walk into Laura's house with only boxer shorts on.
Zan: I have a very well seasoned plan that might help if Hamtaro and Bijou are willing to help me.
Hamtaro and Bijou: sure!
Zan explains the plan. Boss hates it, but all the other hams love it, so they do it anyway. Hamtaro and Bijou walk like husband and bride into Travis's house, and straight to Travis. The ham-hams think he will most likely think this is cute so he'll put them in his room, in his old cage where he used to have a ham-ham. Then, when he walks away, Hamtaro will get some of Travis's clothes for Zan to wear. Once Zan puts it on, he'll look like Travis, so he can get entrance to Laura's house. Then he'll ask to see Hamtaro, which would have gotten back to his cage after delivering the clothes. The he'll get in the cage and somehow be sent back home. If this mission doesn't work, all us ham-hams will be found out and it'll all be over.
Boss: I hate it! Why can't I be Bijous partner?
*Everyone shivers at the thought*
Zan: no.
Boss: that's NOT FAIR!!!!!1
Zan: sorry! Life's not fair!
Boss: RRRRRRRR!
Boss stormed out of the clubhouse in…tears?
Hamtaro: don't worry, ill deal with that later. Lets get on with the plan!
All: YEAH!
(* Before part two, I just want to say one thing. Just imagine. A 11 year old boy is standing in the middle of a broken clubhouse, talking to small hamsters. Gives me chills.*)
Part #2 The Plan
Hamtaro and Bijou started the plan. Bijou was always blushing, but Hamtaro knew he had to keep a straight face. So Bijou and Hamtaro strolled down the road, acting like newlyweds. Just Imagine. Two hamsters walking down the street so formally that its scary. Gives me chills. So they walked all the way to Travis's house, then squeezed under the door. They walked straight up to Travis, slowly, but directly. Travis thought they would be good presents to Laura, so he put them in a ham-ham carrier, then left the room. He obviously doubted the power of a hamster mind. Hamtaro and Bijou chewed straight through the cage, because it was old and flimsy. The Bijou took a shirt and Hamtaro took a pair of pants and then they scurried back to the clubhouse.
Task one was complete. Zan put on Travis's clothes (which smelled like moth balls) and made his way to Laura's house, going slow because he wanted Hamtaro to get back home before he does. But there was one flaw in the plan. When Travis realized that the hamsters were gone, and his drawer was open, he thought a robber had stole his stuff.
So he was on the streets, searching for the criminal. And boy did he get a shock when a total stranger was in his clothes and was walking as if he had no care in the world.
Travis: what the heck are you doing?!?!?! I-I can't believe this !
Zan: I can explain!
So Zan explained his crazy story of how he got here and his mission to get home.
Travis: I DON'T BUY IT! I ain't that stupid to believe those lies!
Zan: You gotta believe me.
Travis: I'm taking you to the police station.
Travis grabbed Zan's hand. Zan was pretty strong, but Travis was stronger. He dragged Zan straight to the police station.
Travis: Officer Doyle?
Doyle: Hello Travis! What is it that you want?
Travis: Well-
Travis was cut short. Zan was changing. Changing back into a ham-ham. He was small enough to badda badda away without Travis noticing. So he snuck away.
Doyle: Yes Travis?
Travis: *blushing* Um…Uh… nothing! Bye!
Travis ran away confused and embarrassed, taking his clothes with him.
Zan then scurried to Laura's house. The whole plan was ruined. How was Laura supposed to let a hamster in her hou-
Zan was struck with a great idea.
Zan: If Hamtaro can do it, so can I!
So, under the moon light, Zan climbed the drain pipe. Hitting his head on the curves. Then, on the roof, he squeezed through the crack in Laura's room. Bright light poured over him as he ran to the cage and to Hamtaro.
Zan: how did you get here so fast?
Hamtaro: I just have a gift for running!
Zan: Now, I'm in your cage, what do I do now?
Hamtaro: I dunno.
Zan: You're the only one that knows who I am! You have to know! Just think hard!
Hamtaro: Hmm….Ummm……I got it! Gather some sunflower seed shells!
Zan: What for?
Hamtaro: Make them in the same pattern as the picture you drew!
Zan: O.K.
Zan Made the shell picture, and it was more beautiful than the other picture he drew.
Hamtaro: Wow.
Zan: I know. I'm gifted!
Then a bright light flashed. Zan was being sucked into the shell mosaic.
Zan: bye Hamtaro!
Hamtaro: C ya Zan!
Zan felt himself being sucked into the picture.
Then he was spat out. He was human again!
Zan: Yeah!!!!
Hamtaro: I hope he's o.k.
Zan and Hamtaro stared a each other for a few minutes, speechless.
Zan: why are you here?
Hamtaro: I don't know.
Zan: WHY ARE YOU IN MY HOUSE!?!?!?
Hamtaro: I DO NOT KNOW!!!!!!
Zan: Aww man. Here it goes again.
THE END
Cjdawritinghot: How did you like the whole story? I may be a beginner writer, but I got the talent!
Hamtaro: but what happens to me? How do I get back home?
Cjdawritinghot: It's for the peoples imagination to decide.
Hamtaro: Am I one of the people?
Cjdawritinghot: *busy typing another story* Yeah, sure, whatever.
Hamtaro: Then my imagination decides that you disappear to the ham-ham world!
Cjdawritinghot disappeared into the air with only a large POP!
Hamtaro: Hehehe….Oh well!
Hamtaro walks away, ending this scary, funny story.