*Hands out everyone who reviewed some Swiss cheese* Okies! This chapter is called, BEWARE OF THE CHIHUAHUA! Me and Kara sometimes play little games when we are bored…BUT THE EVIL DEMON TOOK OVER THE PLAYROOM! WAAAAH! Injustice is being served, AND ITS NAME IS KRISTIN!!! Krystal: (for all of you who couldn't figure that out, Kristin is Kara's little sister, and she is a pain in the-)
Yugi: neck?
Yami and Yugi's Lover: Lower.
Krystal: okay. I will be writing a strange but maybe good romance story, now that I've had a bit of experience. NOW ONTO THE FIC! Oh, and two people will be joining our cast! If you review and want to be put into the story, you must be able to do two things: 1.) ask to be in my fic and 2.) write a bit of a piece that you want either in the fanfics or as kind of a thing that tells me about you by writing some stuff…so I know what your personality is like! ^-^ an initiative sequence sort of thing. I think. Now onto the fic!
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Krystal:…and that's the plan!
Ryou: that's a good plan!
Bakura: pwetty ingenious.
Yugi: but are you sure it'll work?
Krystal: when Bakura helps you with a plan, it cant go wrong.
Bakura: *grins evilly*
Yugi: we are starting to talk normal again…
Kara: what are you guys planning?
Ryou: *gives puppy dog eyes* n-n-n-nothing Auntie Kara!
Kara: TOO CUTE!!! (and I know you said your immune to puppy dog eyes except for Yugi but I think you can make an exception and put Ryou in there too! And maybe me…)
Yami: what's up?
Kara: WE'RE LEAVING NOW!!!
Yami: hold on! I need to call Joey first!
Kara:….okay but THEN WE ARE LEAVING FOR ASPIRIN!
Yami:…okay! ^-^
Kara: Joey will be here in…*looks at watch* about five minutes. So try to be good, okay?
Bakura: we'll try…
Yami: don't tell me try Tomb Robber, tell me will.
Bakura: *eyes fill up with tears and bites his lip, looking about to burst into tears*
Yami: OH GOD NO…
Bakura: *bursts into tears and the sound pierces everyone except the chibi's ears: and it breaks some windows*
Yugi, Krystal and Bakura: *are all wearing earplugs*
Kara: STOP IT!!!!!!
*silence*
Kara: ^-^ thank you.
Ryou: I want uncle Joey!!!
Yami: and that wont be a problem!
Ryou: Okies! ^-^
Yami: *picks up the phone and dials Joeys phone number which I don't know* hi Joey
Joey: Hey Yug!
Yami: actually this is Yami…
Joey: oh no something gives me a bad feeling…
Yami: nah I just need you to watch Yugi and Ryou and a girl named Krystal we met.
Joey: aren't they capable to watch themselves?
Yami:…uh…MY BATTERIES ARE DYING BYE JOEY!
Joey: Wait! I-
Yami: *slams the phone down on the hook* he'll be here in about five minutes.
Kara: good now lets GO! *grabs Yami by the wrist and runs out the door to find aspirin*
Bakura: I got to put part 1 into action! *smiles proudly*
Krystal: there was a part one?
Bakura: if there wasn't one before, there is one now! *grins*
Ryou: your brilliant Bakura!
Bakura: *smiles evilly* I know…now if only Malik were here…
Krystal: okay time to put part one-
Bakura: AHEM
Krystal: okay part two babysitter britches-for-brains into play…
Ryou: okay I start crying soon as Joey walks in…
Bakura: then me and Ryou escape and wear identical clothing and make Joey think he's gone crazy…
Krystal: and I call 9-1-1 and have a friendly chat with the operator and tell them about the strange blonde haired man named Joey and then Bakura walks in and-
Bakura: scares you with me EVIL laugh and grin which I'm not gonna demonstrate since you'll scream…
Ryou: and then Krystal screams and then we put a white wig on Krystal and-
Ryou: and then we could sing the song that gets on everybody's nerves…
Bakura: and then we could sing "without me" by Eminem and scare the crap outta him…
Krystal: and that would be good! After a while we can make it up as we go along. Meet back here after Ryou writes " I WILL KILL YOU" in fake blood from my Halloween thing when I was a vampire…
Bakura: CAN I HELP??!?!?
Ryou: *looks to be sick* can Bakura do that? I cant stand the sight of blood…
Krystal: yeah and Bakura seems to be obsessed with it so he can do that…
Joey: *walks in* Hey guys! OMG YOUR ALL CHIBI!!!
Ryou: *starts screaming and crying as loud as he can*
Joey: AHH! DON'T CRY! PLEASE! I'll give you…*reaches into pockets and pulls out* doggie treats?
Seto Kaiba: *from somewhere far away* MUAHAHAHAHA! TAKE THAT PUPPY DOG!
Ryou: now?
Bakura: now.
Krystal Bakura and Ryou: *crawl out of the play pen*
Krystal: *goes and dials 9-1-1* hi! Can I talk to the police officer?
Operator: sure honey hold on
Police officer randomly named Joanna Dark: hello 9-1-1 emergency line.
Krystal: Hi! I was wondering how you guys were
Joanna Dark: Honey, this is an emergency line. I think you dialed the wrong number.
Krystal: oh no, I know what number I dialed…
Joanna Dark: then why did you call sweetheart?
Krystal: well I'm at Yugi Mutou's house and there's a funny looking strange blonde man in the house and-
Bakura: *walks in wearing an evil glare and cackles maniacally*
Krystal: AHH!!* screams really high pitched* HELP ME!!!
Officer Joanna: We'll be right there hold on honey!!! *hangs up*
Krystal: you got the wig?
Bakura: aren't you going to comment my maniacal laugh and evil smirk?
Krystal: I would have but you scared me so bad it left me at a loss for words.
Bakura: *grins and hands over the wig*
Krystal: *puts it on* how do I look?
Bakura: *hands her and outfit* put this on
Krystal: Okies! *goes into closet and comes out looking like Ryou and Bakura*
Bakura: you need some contacts that make your eyes brown *hands her some*
Krystal: where did you come up with all this stuff?
Bakura: I've done this more than once.
Krystal: ooh. well where's Ryou?
Bakura: he's still putting jello in Joeys shoes. He'll be here in a minute or two.
Krystal: ^-^ okay!
Ryou: *walks in* hi guys! Wait…which one of you is Bakura and which one is Krystal?
Krystal: *sounding like Bakura* I'm Bakura.
Bakura: *sounding like Krystal* and I'm Krystal!
Ryou:…I'm not that stupid.
Krystal: are you sure?
Bakura: hey! Be nice to Ryou! He's the closest thing I have to a boyfriend! (Ehehehe…apparently Bakura's really playing the part O-O;;;;;)
Ryou: *blushes deep red*
Krystal: wow I didn't know that shade of red existed…*is trying desperately hard not to blush*
Ryou: well…
Bakura: MUAHAHAHAHA!!!
Ryou: *smirks and holds up the Millennium Ring* I told you I wasn't stupid…only Bakura can laugh like that, and the Millennium Ring has the power to detect other Millennium items.
Krystal: Dang, it was an ingenious plan though if I do say so myself.
Bakura: yeah, and I played the part pretty well!
Ryou and Krystal: *blush deep red*
Bakura: hah! I knew it! You guys like each other!!!
Ryou: and what about you Mr. She's so pretty I cant believe she's here I hope she stays forever!
Krystal and Bakura: *blush*
Krystal: now then…we got some mischief to plan!
Bakura and Ryou: YEAH!
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//= thinking
^*~= Mind linking
// man what are these things doing to me? Wait, there's three of the same one! ACK! And it just has to be Bakura…I don't mind Ryou but Bakura I just don't trust…
( A/N I HATE it when people state that they can't trust Bakura just because of his past life…makes me mad! Okay onto the story!)
// what the heck is written on the wall? *looks at the writing* AHH! HELP ME!! Someone's OUT TO GET ME!
End Joey's POV I couldn't think of anything else~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
*Joey Screams*
Bakura: *smiles*
Ryou: *giggles*
Krystal: *smiles maniacally and does a really creepy laugh* EVIL IS AFOOT! AND I HAVE TWO! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
Ryou: *looks frightened*
Bakura: I like cheese.
Ryou and Krystal: *stare at him*
Bakura: What? Someone had to break the eerie silence!
Krystal: Okies! ^_~
Ryou: now lets Run around like chickens with their heads cut of and scare the hell outta Joey!
Bakura and Krystal: *look at Ryou funny because he said something remotely bad-worded*
Ryou: its an innocence thing.
Bakura: oh.
Krystal: I know what you mean. its an Aibou Hikari type thing. *hi fives Ryou*
Bakura: *looks jealous*
Krystal: *kisses him on the cheek*
Bakura: *turns really REALLY red*
Ryou: *looks jealous in hope of getting a kiss too*
Krystal: *kisses Ryou on the cheek*
Ryou: *smiles and blushes even darker than Bakura* thank you. *^_^*
Krystal: now that we're all done with our business…
Bakura: if that was business no wonder Kaiba's obsessed with his work…
Ryou: *Laughs* and the thing is Kaiba gets PAYED to do that…
Krystal: *blushes*
Ryou and Bakura: *both plant a kiss on her cheek at the exact same time*
Krystal: we need to get to work…plus you haven't even seen my best stuff yet…
Bakura: *grins*
Krystal: HENTAI!
Bakura: * pouts* you say that like it's a BAD thing!
Krystal: *takes thoughtful pose* guess so seeing as most men are Hentai's to begin with.
Ryou: lets get going.
All: walk into the room where Joey is reading the writing on the wall*
Ryou: *screams*
All of them: *singing* I KNOW THE SING THAT GETS ON EVERYBODY'S NERVES…
Joey: *turns around to find three Bakura's* AHH! IM GOING CRAZY! *puts on his shoes only to find jello* AHH! YOU PUT BRAINS IN MY SHOES! AHH! *runs around the house*
All of them: GUESS WHO'S BACK, BACK AGAIN, RYOU'S BACK, TELL SOME FRIENDS! GUESS WHO'S BACK, GUESS WHOS BACK, GUESS WHO'S BACK…
Officer Joanna Dark: *breaks down the door* DCPD! PUT YOUR HANDS UP!
(a/n DCPD stands for Domino City Police Department. Like for San Francisco it would be SFPD)
Joey: *puts his hands up*
Joanna Dark: whoever the hell you are, your arrested for whatever the hell you did.
Joey: THAT'S NOT FAIR! *kicks Joanna since his hands are cuffed*
Joanna Dark: YOUR UNDER ARREST FOR THE ASSULT OF A POLICE OFFICER!!! *leads Joey out to the Police car)
Joey: THERE GOING TO TAKE ME AWAY, HO HO, HE HE, HA HA, TO THE FUNNY FARM, WHERE THERE'S BIRDS AND TREES AND THE HAPPY PEOPLE TWIDDLE THEIR THUMBS! THEIR GOING TO TAKE ME AWAY! HAHA!
Bakura: *smiles*
Kara: *bursts thru the door* HAHAHA I TRIED COFFEECOFFEECOFFEE!
Yami: she's hyped up on Coffee and sugar, but the aspirin should-
Kara: *falls to the floor, asleep*
Yami: -kick in right about now. You guys be quiet, okay? Auntie Kara is going to sleep…
Krystal: I don't think a stampede of elephants could wake her up.
Yami: *looks at his watch* you guys should turn un-chibi in about 13 seconds…
Bakura: *starts growing*
Ryou: *starts getting taller*
Krystal: *uh…gets un-chibi ish*
Bakura: I'm BACK! *kisses Krystal full on the lips and looks like he's thoroughly enjoying himself*
Krystal: *puts her arms around his neck as he pulls her closer*
Yami: you just became normal and the first thing you do is have a make-out session -_-U Bakura that's so totally you.
Bakura: *doesn't respond because of three reasons, 1.) he cant talk 2.) he wasn't paying attention and 3.) he really doesn't give a damn.)*
Ryou: *looks at them* Do I get a kiss? *Puppy dog eyes*
Krystal: When-I'm-done! *gasping for breath*
Bakura: Damn the fact that mortal's have to breathe…but that was still pretty fun!
Ryou: *pouts*
Krystal: *panting* cant…I…catch…my…breath?
Ryou: *walks over to her* I just wanted you to know…I love you. *then kisses her. What? The moment had to be right or it wouldn't have been a good kiss at all! And I know this is a bit mushy for humor but the real romance begins later…Ehehehe that's for me to know and you to stay out of!)
Yami: Ryou You've been hanging around your Yami too long…
Bakura: your just jealous because you haven't made a move on Kara yet…
Yami: *turns dark red because he's blushing and because he's angry* I TOLD YOU NOT TO TELL ANYONE!!!
Bakura: Oops I'm so sorry Yami I completely forgot cant you tell I feel bad? *doesn't sound like he feels bad at all*
Yami: you don't sound like you feel sad at all!
Krystal: guess what I got on tape…*pops in the tape*
Bakura: *jumps on the couch holding a bowl of popcorn*
Yami: *belly flops onto the couch*
Ryou: *flips onto the couch*
Krystal: *pounces onto Bakura And Ryou*
Joey: AHH! SOMEONE'S OUT TO GET ME!!!
Everyone: laughs
Ryou: *screams*
All of them: *singing* I KNOW THE SING THAT GETS ON EVERYBODY'S NERVES…
Joey: *turns around to find three Bakura's* AHH! IM GOING CRAZY! *puts on his shoes only to find jello* AHH! YOU PUT BRAINS IN MY SHOES! AHH! *runs around the house*
All of them: GUESS WHO'S BACK, BACK AGAIN, RYOU'S BACK, TELL SOME FRIENDS! GUESS WHO'S BACK, GUESS WHOS BACK, GUESS WHO'S BACK…
Officer Joanna Dark: *breaks down the door* DCPD! PUT YOUR HANDS UP!
(a/n DCPD stands for Domino City Police Department. Like for San Francisco it would be SFPD)
Joey: *puts his hands up*
Joanna Dark: whoever the hell you are, your arrested for whatever the hell you did.
Joey: THAT'S NOT FAIR! *kicks Joanna since his hands are cuffed*
Yami: ~^*you know Yugi…
Yugi: ~^* what Yami?
Yami: how come you aren't in this?
Yugi: I was asleep in my soul room.
Yami: oh *fazes out of mind chatting*
Joanna Dark: YOUR UNDER ARREST FOR THE ASSULT OF A POLICE OFFICER!!! *leads Joey out to the Police car)
Joey: THERE GOING TO TAKE ME AWAY, HO HO, HE HE, HA HA, TO THE FUNNY FARM, WHERE THERE'S BIRDS AND TREES AND THE HAPPY PEOPLE TWIDDLE THEIR THUMBS! THEIR GOING TO TAKE ME AWAY! HAHA!
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Yami: that was funny. Especially the part where Joanna says "your under arrest, whoever the hell you are for whatever the hell you did"
Yugi: *laughs* I liked the part where Joey thinks you put brains in his shoes…
Bakura: the troublesome threesome, that's us! *puts arm around Ryou's shoulder and around Krystal's waist*
All three: *smile*
Yami: *takes picture* that's a picture for the scrapbook! *looks at the vcr* hey you guys didn't play it all, you skipped a part…*presses play*
Krystal: NO DON'T-
~*^ TAPE^*~Ryou and Bakura plant kiss on her cheeks at the exact same time*
Krystal: now that we're all done with our business…
Bakura: if that was business no wonder Kaiba's obsessed with his work…
Ryou: *Laughs* and the thing is Kaiba gets PAYED to do that…
Krystal: *blushes*
Ryou and Bakura: *both plant a kiss on her cheek at the exact same time*
Krystal: we need to get to work…plus you haven't even seen my best stuff yet…
Bakura: *grins*
Krystal: HENTAI!
Bakura: * pouts* you say that like it's a BAD thing!
Krystal: *takes thoughtful pose* guess so seeing as most men are Hentai's to begin with.
~*^ END TAPE^*~
Yami: *looks at them suspiciously *
Krystal: Ehehehe
Bakura: see the thing about that is…RYOU CAN TELL YOU!
Ryou: uh…but Bakura REALLY wants to tell you so I'll let him…
Bakura: but Ryou, I insist! *pushes Ryou*
Ryou: but you did such a good job explaining the FIRST time! *pushes him back*
Yami: so the story goes like this: you both like her?
Krystal: I think that's basically it. Oh and by the way Yami…she really likes you right now so if I were you I'd make my move by the end of today…
Yami: *blushes*
Bakura: and if you don't pharaoh, I will for you! *dashes to Yugi's room where Kara is sleeping*
The dash into the room and
AND THAT'S IT! Will update tomorrow! Byez oh and Jessica, sorry I forgot to squeeze you in! will next chappie! And we're going to get yet another character…Malik! Malik Ishtar! So stay tuned for the next chapter of "the day I blew up the microwave"!
Yugi: neck?
Yami and Yugi's Lover: Lower.
Krystal: okay. I will be writing a strange but maybe good romance story, now that I've had a bit of experience. NOW ONTO THE FIC! Oh, and two people will be joining our cast! If you review and want to be put into the story, you must be able to do two things: 1.) ask to be in my fic and 2.) write a bit of a piece that you want either in the fanfics or as kind of a thing that tells me about you by writing some stuff…so I know what your personality is like! ^-^ an initiative sequence sort of thing. I think. Now onto the fic!
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Krystal:…and that's the plan!
Ryou: that's a good plan!
Bakura: pwetty ingenious.
Yugi: but are you sure it'll work?
Krystal: when Bakura helps you with a plan, it cant go wrong.
Bakura: *grins evilly*
Yugi: we are starting to talk normal again…
Kara: what are you guys planning?
Ryou: *gives puppy dog eyes* n-n-n-nothing Auntie Kara!
Kara: TOO CUTE!!! (and I know you said your immune to puppy dog eyes except for Yugi but I think you can make an exception and put Ryou in there too! And maybe me…)
Yami: what's up?
Kara: WE'RE LEAVING NOW!!!
Yami: hold on! I need to call Joey first!
Kara:….okay but THEN WE ARE LEAVING FOR ASPIRIN!
Yami:…okay! ^-^
Kara: Joey will be here in…*looks at watch* about five minutes. So try to be good, okay?
Bakura: we'll try…
Yami: don't tell me try Tomb Robber, tell me will.
Bakura: *eyes fill up with tears and bites his lip, looking about to burst into tears*
Yami: OH GOD NO…
Bakura: *bursts into tears and the sound pierces everyone except the chibi's ears: and it breaks some windows*
Yugi, Krystal and Bakura: *are all wearing earplugs*
Kara: STOP IT!!!!!!
*silence*
Kara: ^-^ thank you.
Ryou: I want uncle Joey!!!
Yami: and that wont be a problem!
Ryou: Okies! ^-^
Yami: *picks up the phone and dials Joeys phone number which I don't know* hi Joey
Joey: Hey Yug!
Yami: actually this is Yami…
Joey: oh no something gives me a bad feeling…
Yami: nah I just need you to watch Yugi and Ryou and a girl named Krystal we met.
Joey: aren't they capable to watch themselves?
Yami:…uh…MY BATTERIES ARE DYING BYE JOEY!
Joey: Wait! I-
Yami: *slams the phone down on the hook* he'll be here in about five minutes.
Kara: good now lets GO! *grabs Yami by the wrist and runs out the door to find aspirin*
Bakura: I got to put part 1 into action! *smiles proudly*
Krystal: there was a part one?
Bakura: if there wasn't one before, there is one now! *grins*
Ryou: your brilliant Bakura!
Bakura: *smiles evilly* I know…now if only Malik were here…
Krystal: okay time to put part one-
Bakura: AHEM
Krystal: okay part two babysitter britches-for-brains into play…
Ryou: okay I start crying soon as Joey walks in…
Bakura: then me and Ryou escape and wear identical clothing and make Joey think he's gone crazy…
Krystal: and I call 9-1-1 and have a friendly chat with the operator and tell them about the strange blonde haired man named Joey and then Bakura walks in and-
Bakura: scares you with me EVIL laugh and grin which I'm not gonna demonstrate since you'll scream…
Ryou: and then Krystal screams and then we put a white wig on Krystal and-
Ryou: and then we could sing the song that gets on everybody's nerves…
Bakura: and then we could sing "without me" by Eminem and scare the crap outta him…
Krystal: and that would be good! After a while we can make it up as we go along. Meet back here after Ryou writes " I WILL KILL YOU" in fake blood from my Halloween thing when I was a vampire…
Bakura: CAN I HELP??!?!?
Ryou: *looks to be sick* can Bakura do that? I cant stand the sight of blood…
Krystal: yeah and Bakura seems to be obsessed with it so he can do that…
Joey: *walks in* Hey guys! OMG YOUR ALL CHIBI!!!
Ryou: *starts screaming and crying as loud as he can*
Joey: AHH! DON'T CRY! PLEASE! I'll give you…*reaches into pockets and pulls out* doggie treats?
Seto Kaiba: *from somewhere far away* MUAHAHAHAHA! TAKE THAT PUPPY DOG!
Ryou: now?
Bakura: now.
Krystal Bakura and Ryou: *crawl out of the play pen*
Krystal: *goes and dials 9-1-1* hi! Can I talk to the police officer?
Operator: sure honey hold on
Police officer randomly named Joanna Dark: hello 9-1-1 emergency line.
Krystal: Hi! I was wondering how you guys were
Joanna Dark: Honey, this is an emergency line. I think you dialed the wrong number.
Krystal: oh no, I know what number I dialed…
Joanna Dark: then why did you call sweetheart?
Krystal: well I'm at Yugi Mutou's house and there's a funny looking strange blonde man in the house and-
Bakura: *walks in wearing an evil glare and cackles maniacally*
Krystal: AHH!!* screams really high pitched* HELP ME!!!
Officer Joanna: We'll be right there hold on honey!!! *hangs up*
Krystal: you got the wig?
Bakura: aren't you going to comment my maniacal laugh and evil smirk?
Krystal: I would have but you scared me so bad it left me at a loss for words.
Bakura: *grins and hands over the wig*
Krystal: *puts it on* how do I look?
Bakura: *hands her and outfit* put this on
Krystal: Okies! *goes into closet and comes out looking like Ryou and Bakura*
Bakura: you need some contacts that make your eyes brown *hands her some*
Krystal: where did you come up with all this stuff?
Bakura: I've done this more than once.
Krystal: ooh. well where's Ryou?
Bakura: he's still putting jello in Joeys shoes. He'll be here in a minute or two.
Krystal: ^-^ okay!
Ryou: *walks in* hi guys! Wait…which one of you is Bakura and which one is Krystal?
Krystal: *sounding like Bakura* I'm Bakura.
Bakura: *sounding like Krystal* and I'm Krystal!
Ryou:…I'm not that stupid.
Krystal: are you sure?
Bakura: hey! Be nice to Ryou! He's the closest thing I have to a boyfriend! (Ehehehe…apparently Bakura's really playing the part O-O;;;;;)
Ryou: *blushes deep red*
Krystal: wow I didn't know that shade of red existed…*is trying desperately hard not to blush*
Ryou: well…
Bakura: MUAHAHAHAHA!!!
Ryou: *smirks and holds up the Millennium Ring* I told you I wasn't stupid…only Bakura can laugh like that, and the Millennium Ring has the power to detect other Millennium items.
Krystal: Dang, it was an ingenious plan though if I do say so myself.
Bakura: yeah, and I played the part pretty well!
Ryou and Krystal: *blush deep red*
Bakura: hah! I knew it! You guys like each other!!!
Ryou: and what about you Mr. She's so pretty I cant believe she's here I hope she stays forever!
Krystal and Bakura: *blush*
Krystal: now then…we got some mischief to plan!
Bakura and Ryou: YEAH!
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//= thinking
^*~= Mind linking
// man what are these things doing to me? Wait, there's three of the same one! ACK! And it just has to be Bakura…I don't mind Ryou but Bakura I just don't trust…
( A/N I HATE it when people state that they can't trust Bakura just because of his past life…makes me mad! Okay onto the story!)
// what the heck is written on the wall? *looks at the writing* AHH! HELP ME!! Someone's OUT TO GET ME!
End Joey's POV I couldn't think of anything else~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
*Joey Screams*
Bakura: *smiles*
Ryou: *giggles*
Krystal: *smiles maniacally and does a really creepy laugh* EVIL IS AFOOT! AND I HAVE TWO! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
Ryou: *looks frightened*
Bakura: I like cheese.
Ryou and Krystal: *stare at him*
Bakura: What? Someone had to break the eerie silence!
Krystal: Okies! ^_~
Ryou: now lets Run around like chickens with their heads cut of and scare the hell outta Joey!
Bakura and Krystal: *look at Ryou funny because he said something remotely bad-worded*
Ryou: its an innocence thing.
Bakura: oh.
Krystal: I know what you mean. its an Aibou Hikari type thing. *hi fives Ryou*
Bakura: *looks jealous*
Krystal: *kisses him on the cheek*
Bakura: *turns really REALLY red*
Ryou: *looks jealous in hope of getting a kiss too*
Krystal: *kisses Ryou on the cheek*
Ryou: *smiles and blushes even darker than Bakura* thank you. *^_^*
Krystal: now that we're all done with our business…
Bakura: if that was business no wonder Kaiba's obsessed with his work…
Ryou: *Laughs* and the thing is Kaiba gets PAYED to do that…
Krystal: *blushes*
Ryou and Bakura: *both plant a kiss on her cheek at the exact same time*
Krystal: we need to get to work…plus you haven't even seen my best stuff yet…
Bakura: *grins*
Krystal: HENTAI!
Bakura: * pouts* you say that like it's a BAD thing!
Krystal: *takes thoughtful pose* guess so seeing as most men are Hentai's to begin with.
Ryou: lets get going.
All: walk into the room where Joey is reading the writing on the wall*
Ryou: *screams*
All of them: *singing* I KNOW THE SING THAT GETS ON EVERYBODY'S NERVES…
Joey: *turns around to find three Bakura's* AHH! IM GOING CRAZY! *puts on his shoes only to find jello* AHH! YOU PUT BRAINS IN MY SHOES! AHH! *runs around the house*
All of them: GUESS WHO'S BACK, BACK AGAIN, RYOU'S BACK, TELL SOME FRIENDS! GUESS WHO'S BACK, GUESS WHOS BACK, GUESS WHO'S BACK…
Officer Joanna Dark: *breaks down the door* DCPD! PUT YOUR HANDS UP!
(a/n DCPD stands for Domino City Police Department. Like for San Francisco it would be SFPD)
Joey: *puts his hands up*
Joanna Dark: whoever the hell you are, your arrested for whatever the hell you did.
Joey: THAT'S NOT FAIR! *kicks Joanna since his hands are cuffed*
Joanna Dark: YOUR UNDER ARREST FOR THE ASSULT OF A POLICE OFFICER!!! *leads Joey out to the Police car)
Joey: THERE GOING TO TAKE ME AWAY, HO HO, HE HE, HA HA, TO THE FUNNY FARM, WHERE THERE'S BIRDS AND TREES AND THE HAPPY PEOPLE TWIDDLE THEIR THUMBS! THEIR GOING TO TAKE ME AWAY! HAHA!
Bakura: *smiles*
Kara: *bursts thru the door* HAHAHA I TRIED COFFEECOFFEECOFFEE!
Yami: she's hyped up on Coffee and sugar, but the aspirin should-
Kara: *falls to the floor, asleep*
Yami: -kick in right about now. You guys be quiet, okay? Auntie Kara is going to sleep…
Krystal: I don't think a stampede of elephants could wake her up.
Yami: *looks at his watch* you guys should turn un-chibi in about 13 seconds…
Bakura: *starts growing*
Ryou: *starts getting taller*
Krystal: *uh…gets un-chibi ish*
Bakura: I'm BACK! *kisses Krystal full on the lips and looks like he's thoroughly enjoying himself*
Krystal: *puts her arms around his neck as he pulls her closer*
Yami: you just became normal and the first thing you do is have a make-out session -_-U Bakura that's so totally you.
Bakura: *doesn't respond because of three reasons, 1.) he cant talk 2.) he wasn't paying attention and 3.) he really doesn't give a damn.)*
Ryou: *looks at them* Do I get a kiss? *Puppy dog eyes*
Krystal: When-I'm-done! *gasping for breath*
Bakura: Damn the fact that mortal's have to breathe…but that was still pretty fun!
Ryou: *pouts*
Krystal: *panting* cant…I…catch…my…breath?
Ryou: *walks over to her* I just wanted you to know…I love you. *then kisses her. What? The moment had to be right or it wouldn't have been a good kiss at all! And I know this is a bit mushy for humor but the real romance begins later…Ehehehe that's for me to know and you to stay out of!)
Yami: Ryou You've been hanging around your Yami too long…
Bakura: your just jealous because you haven't made a move on Kara yet…
Yami: *turns dark red because he's blushing and because he's angry* I TOLD YOU NOT TO TELL ANYONE!!!
Bakura: Oops I'm so sorry Yami I completely forgot cant you tell I feel bad? *doesn't sound like he feels bad at all*
Yami: you don't sound like you feel sad at all!
Krystal: guess what I got on tape…*pops in the tape*
Bakura: *jumps on the couch holding a bowl of popcorn*
Yami: *belly flops onto the couch*
Ryou: *flips onto the couch*
Krystal: *pounces onto Bakura And Ryou*
Joey: AHH! SOMEONE'S OUT TO GET ME!!!
Everyone: laughs
Ryou: *screams*
All of them: *singing* I KNOW THE SING THAT GETS ON EVERYBODY'S NERVES…
Joey: *turns around to find three Bakura's* AHH! IM GOING CRAZY! *puts on his shoes only to find jello* AHH! YOU PUT BRAINS IN MY SHOES! AHH! *runs around the house*
All of them: GUESS WHO'S BACK, BACK AGAIN, RYOU'S BACK, TELL SOME FRIENDS! GUESS WHO'S BACK, GUESS WHOS BACK, GUESS WHO'S BACK…
Officer Joanna Dark: *breaks down the door* DCPD! PUT YOUR HANDS UP!
(a/n DCPD stands for Domino City Police Department. Like for San Francisco it would be SFPD)
Joey: *puts his hands up*
Joanna Dark: whoever the hell you are, your arrested for whatever the hell you did.
Joey: THAT'S NOT FAIR! *kicks Joanna since his hands are cuffed*
Yami: ~^*you know Yugi…
Yugi: ~^* what Yami?
Yami: how come you aren't in this?
Yugi: I was asleep in my soul room.
Yami: oh *fazes out of mind chatting*
Joanna Dark: YOUR UNDER ARREST FOR THE ASSULT OF A POLICE OFFICER!!! *leads Joey out to the Police car)
Joey: THERE GOING TO TAKE ME AWAY, HO HO, HE HE, HA HA, TO THE FUNNY FARM, WHERE THERE'S BIRDS AND TREES AND THE HAPPY PEOPLE TWIDDLE THEIR THUMBS! THEIR GOING TO TAKE ME AWAY! HAHA!
$!&#*P%*)%$@&*)$@ END TAPE^$@^*$@()%*$@)(%)@
Yami: that was funny. Especially the part where Joanna says "your under arrest, whoever the hell you are for whatever the hell you did"
Yugi: *laughs* I liked the part where Joey thinks you put brains in his shoes…
Bakura: the troublesome threesome, that's us! *puts arm around Ryou's shoulder and around Krystal's waist*
All three: *smile*
Yami: *takes picture* that's a picture for the scrapbook! *looks at the vcr* hey you guys didn't play it all, you skipped a part…*presses play*
Krystal: NO DON'T-
~*^ TAPE^*~Ryou and Bakura plant kiss on her cheeks at the exact same time*
Krystal: now that we're all done with our business…
Bakura: if that was business no wonder Kaiba's obsessed with his work…
Ryou: *Laughs* and the thing is Kaiba gets PAYED to do that…
Krystal: *blushes*
Ryou and Bakura: *both plant a kiss on her cheek at the exact same time*
Krystal: we need to get to work…plus you haven't even seen my best stuff yet…
Bakura: *grins*
Krystal: HENTAI!
Bakura: * pouts* you say that like it's a BAD thing!
Krystal: *takes thoughtful pose* guess so seeing as most men are Hentai's to begin with.
~*^ END TAPE^*~
Yami: *looks at them suspiciously *
Krystal: Ehehehe
Bakura: see the thing about that is…RYOU CAN TELL YOU!
Ryou: uh…but Bakura REALLY wants to tell you so I'll let him…
Bakura: but Ryou, I insist! *pushes Ryou*
Ryou: but you did such a good job explaining the FIRST time! *pushes him back*
Yami: so the story goes like this: you both like her?
Krystal: I think that's basically it. Oh and by the way Yami…she really likes you right now so if I were you I'd make my move by the end of today…
Yami: *blushes*
Bakura: and if you don't pharaoh, I will for you! *dashes to Yugi's room where Kara is sleeping*
The dash into the room and
AND THAT'S IT! Will update tomorrow! Byez oh and Jessica, sorry I forgot to squeeze you in! will next chappie! And we're going to get yet another character…Malik! Malik Ishtar! So stay tuned for the next chapter of "the day I blew up the microwave"!