Okays! I have an announcement to make.
Kara: -_-;;; yes we already know you got an idea to write a romance story.
Linkfan1: hey!
Kara: told ya so.
Krystal: …well anyways this new story is going to be in my other file, as Yami Krystal, and yeah I have two email addresses. So if you want to read my story, you have to go to that file and read it…when its written.
Kara: *snickers* you told them before you write it?
Krystal:…………yeah. Okies! Now I am going to call Jessica Jessi, okay? ^-^ and Malik Ishtar is joining our cast as of now! *uses magic authoress pen* TADA!
Malik: where am I?
Krystal: *grins* BAKURA! RYOU! I'VE GOT A SURPRISE FOR YOU!!!
Bakura: *comes in wearing only boxers and toothpaste foam in his mouth* what?
Krystal: *looks at Bakura with sudden interest* uh…hi…I…uh like your boxers…
Bakura: *looks down at his black boxers with chili peppers on them* ACK!! *dashes into the bathroom and spits out the foam and comes in with shorts on* better?
Krystal: *comes up and hugs him* I like this shirt the best on you…
Bakura: *looks down and realizes he's not wearing a shirt* ok! ^-^
Malik: ooOOooh Bakura's got a girlfriend!
Bakura: yep! And she looks really good in that silky pink bathrobe type thing…
Krystal: O_O;;; you were watching me undress?!?!? HENTAI!!
Bakura: *changes to Ryou and uses the overly cute puppy dog eyes*
Krystal: fine I forgive you!
Ryou: *leaves the ring so they are now two different peoples. *
Malik: you do realize that we're still in the intro and haven't even started the story yet, don't you?
Krystal:…I WAS GETTING TO THAT!
Malik: sure you were…
Krystal: Malik I think you need to be reminded I too hold a millennium item…
Malik: WHAT?!?!? O-O;;;;;
Yami and Yugi's Lover: yeah and when we have mine in the same room…
Krystal: we can use the power together to call forth amazing powers and summon the powers of every millennium item in this room. Power to the flowers baby.
Malik and Bakura: O~O;;;; EEP!
Ryou: I never knew the word power could be used so many times in one sentence and mean absolutely nothing…
Krystal: why are you scared Bakura? You know I would harm you…
Bakura: I like her best when she's in the snuggle bunny mode and not the evil psycho Ya-…wait, YOU HAVE A YAMI?!?!?
Krystal: yeah and that's the reason you love me so much…
Bakura: ??????
Krystal: you and my Yami had a thing going on in ancient Egypt but that's in my other story that I'm going to write…
Bakura: how come I remember none of this?
Malik: Bakura, you cant remember what you ate for breakfast this morning, how are you supposed to remember ancient Egypt?
Krystal: Ehehehe…well I think he's not the only one…
Malik: if you're referring to moi, ( pronounced MWAH) then I think you've got it wrong…
Yami and Yugi's Lover: *for some insane reason likes Malik*
Krystal: Kara you look like for some insane reason you like Malik…
Kara: *nods*
Krystal: okay…now onto our fic!
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Bakura: *rushes into the room and hears laughter and joy and really creepy cute sounds inside*
Yami: *Slams into Bakura who stopped looking frightened*
Yami: I SWEAR TOMB ROBBER HAD YOU DONE THAT I WOULD HAVE-*notices Bakura's not moving and has a look of absolute terror in his eyes* oh no…what it is it?
Bakura: *points to the door*
Yami: ???????
Bakura: cc-c-c-c-cute noises! *holds his head and starts screaming maniacally*
Yami: I still don't get it. *opens door*
Kara: *sitting in bed watching what looks to be-*
Yami and Bakura: OUR CHILDHOOD!
* evil dumb people interrupting me…*
Yami: who are you calling evil?
* he apparently doesn't realize I called him dumb too…*
Yami:…HEY!
* your really fast, aren't you? You must win all the races at school..*
Yami: I don't get it.
* I'm calling you a slow thinking moron,*
Kara: *smacks announcer type thing whatever it is*
Krystal: I'm hiring a new announcer type thingy…whatever it is.
* you cant do this to me!*
Krystal: wanna bet?
*…..*
Kara: *glares evilly at the announcer*
*….now I'm going to leave*
Kara: we all started talking to the announcer type thing and forgot I'm watching YOUR CHILDHOODS! MUAHAHAHAHAH!!!
Yami and Bakura: EEP!
Krystal and Kara: I love making them scared….
Yugi: *walks in the door* hi what's OMG! THAT ME!!! AS CHIBI!
Kara: *laughs evilly then turns all smiley and kawaii* yep.
Yami: I'm scared…AND CUTE! AAHH! PHARAOHS AREN'T SUPPOSED TO BE CUTE!! THEIR SUPPOSED TO BE COOL!
Bakura: for this, I agree with you pharaoh. I LOOK LIKE A FRIGGIN MARSHMALLOW!
Yami: *laughs*
Bakura: *glares* at least my head doesn't look like a balloon with eyes.
Yami: *stops laughing and takes thoughtful pose* hey…weren't we friends in the last couple chapters?
Bakura: *takes thoughtful pose also* I think so…huh. that's strange. Wanna go make cookies?
Yami: Mmm. snicker doodles…
Bakura: *smiles but then thinks* Krystal can you help us cook? I don't know how to use a toaster…
Krystal: -_-;;; you don't use a toaster to bake cookies.
Yami: so you use a blender?
Krystal: Kara I'm gonna need your help.
Kara: but last time I helped we blew up the microwave!
Krystal: Ehehehe.. I WAS SUGAR HIGH! I CANT COOK WHEN I'M SUGAR HIGH!
Yami: I am very sugar high also^-^
Bakura: sugar high is gooood.
Kara: sugar…
Krystal: I think we all agree that sugar is good, but I need a new announcer type thingy.
Kara: where are you going to get one of those?
Krystal: easy. *disappears for a few minutes* thanks Kagome!
Kara: don't tell me its-
Krystal: I'd like to welcome our new announcer! Inuyasha!
Kara: the part about Kagome gave it away…
Inuyasha: now what of the shikon jewel?
Kara: what? *looks to Krystal* you bribed him into coming?
Krystal:…maybe…
Inuyasha: I better get something out of this…
Krystal: *hands over Kaiba's credit card*
Inuyasha: what mere mortal device is this?
Krystal: all ya have to do is go to a bank and ask to empty Mr. Seto Kaiba's account. He'll give you lots of money…
Inuyasha: ^-^ okay I'll be your announcer as long as you don't say sit…
Kara: I thought only Kagome could do that!
Krystal…well now me and you can because we hold the ALMIGHTY ATHORESS PEN!!!
Kara: okilie dokilie!
Bakura: I still wanna make cookies…
Krystal: -_-;; okay I'll help you and Yami make cookies but Ryou-
Ryou: yes?
Krystal: your going to help me.
Ryou: ^-^ I like baking cookies…
Krystal: Kara…you are going to play with Malik and Yugi.
Kara: WHAT?!?!?
Krystal : *whisper's so only Kara can hear her* I'm just doing this so they don't burn Yugi's house down…
Kara: okay! *goes off to play with Yugi and Malik.*
Krystal: ok now that she's gone off to play with Yugi and Malik…
Ryou: why are you always doing that?
Bakura: what?
Krystal: he means why am I always restating the obvious.
Ryou: yeah.
Bakura: oh
Yami: what things do we need to bake cookies?
Krystal: *looks in Yugi's cabinet* nope. I'll have to invite Jessica over. *calls Jessica* hey jessi?
Jessica: yeah?
Krystal: can you come over and bring ingredients to make snicker doodles with you?
Jessi: *I'm so lazy so I'm not going to write her full name…* okay! See ya in five! *hangs up*
Krystal: ^-^ okay we can start be getting out some bowls and measuring cups and cleaning the area we need to use to prepare the cookies for baking.
Yami: are you some sort of pro at this?
Krystal: somewhat. I think. Was that a compliment? The only person I've ever seen you complement is Kara…
Yami: *looks away.*
Ryou: *gets a bunch of cooking utensils*
Bakura: how come my aibou can cook but I don't know how?
Yami: because your Hikari isn't a tomb robbing bum.
Krystal: *grits teeth* don't call anyone a bum I just spent the weekend with Sarah Nichols calling me that…grrr…
Inuyasha: then the doorbell rings.
Krystal: I take it you've had experience?
Inuyasha: not really.
Krystal: *answers the door* hi Jessi!
Jessi: *holding giant Dark Magician plushie* hi! I brought the stuff…
Krystal: Yugi and Kara and Malik are all playing duel monsters in the living room…you can go play with them if you want. Or you can watch.
Jessi: I'll just watch thanks. Here's the stuff…*hands over grocery sack full of cookie making stuff*
Krystal: thanks. I'm teaching two insane Yami's how to make snicker doodles…
Jessi: O_O;;; I wouldn't attempt that ever…your one brave soul…
Krystal: I know -_-;;;
Jessi: *walks in and goes to play with everyone*
Kara: hi
Yugi: wanna watch us play duel monsters?
Jessi: sure! But I gots to leave soon…*glomps Dark Magician plushie*
Krystal: *walks into kitchen with stuff*
Ryou: *is wearing a light blue apron and is arguing with his Yami about something or another* you HAVE to wear one Bakura! Its for cooking!
Bakura: I refuse to wear a dress!
Yami: I wont wear one either.
Krystal: hey I wear them because otherwise the food well it…contaminates you.
Bakura: your telling me its protective clothing? Then why can I eat it when its done?
Krystal: because the cooking kills all the micro-organisms.
Yami: I don't know what those are but I don't like the sound of it.
Bakura: *takes a white apron*
Yami: I don't have one.
Ryou: I gave my other one to Bakura…
Krystal: you have to wear the one with lace Yami.
Yami: 0_0 NO PLEASE!
Krystal: its red you shouldn't have too much of a problem with it. Here, I'll even cut the lace off…*is cutting off the lace*
Bakura: *puts camera away* darn that would have been funny. Pharaoh in lace…wait a minute! *goes and calls someone but the words "request" and "song" were distinguishable*
Krystal: Yami if I were you I would run and not look back.
Yami: what could that tomb robber do to make me scared?
Krystal: *growls* please don't call anyone a tomb robber. Just because you were born into wealth doesn't mean others were as fortunate.
Yami:…okay.
Krystal: ^-^ sorry ignore my Yami she's in an angsty mood…
Bakura: *comes in grinning ear to ear*
Ryou: I don't even want to know…
Bakura: what? I think we should listen to some music…*turns on radio*
Krystal: lets listen to whatever has hard rock heavy metal or rap on it.
Bakura: I was thinking along some different lines…*pulls out camera*
Yami: why do you need a-
Inuyasha: "lady in red" starts playing on the radio and Bakura starts recording Yami*
Bakura: come on Pharaoh! Pose for the camera!
Yami: I SWEAR TOMB ROBBER I WILL GET YOU!!
Inuyasha: *Yami frantically chases Bakura around the kitchen*
Krystal: STOP!
Inuyasha: everyone stops*
Krystal: now lets bake the cookies.
Ryou: finally.
Krystal: Ryou, you beat the eggs, Yami you measure the cinnamon and the sugar and NO adjusting the recipe…
Yami: uh I wasn't going to do that!
Inuyasha: Yami looks like he was going to do that. Oh great now I'm like the author who always has to restate the obvious.
Krystal: Ahem!
Inuyasha fine. I wont make anymore oriented comments. Oh and as for disclaimers…I killed them. With my tetsaiga!
Krystal: -_-;;; oh well I like his big ass sharp and shiny sword…as long as I'm not on the opposing side…
Inuyasha: so don't piss me off…
Krystal: okay now Bakura your going to mix the batter…
Bakura: okay! Where's the stick?
Krystal: use this. *hands Bakura a whisk*
Bakura: I think this will work much better…
Yami: is this cinnamon? *holds up nutmeg*
Krystal: no that's nutmeg Yami. THIS is cinnamon…
Yami: okay! Wait…oh no…
Krystal: what?
Yami: it has the same markings as those ones in Yugi's math book! *holds up measuring cup*
Krystal: -_-;;; okay I'll teach you how to measure stuff…*teaches Yami how to measure*
Bakura: can you teach me too?
Krystal: *teaches them how to measure*
Ryou: now put everything except the cinnamon and sugar in so Bakura can mix it…
Krystal: Ryou can you make the dough balls? *hands him a neat little device made for making cookies*
(A/N when I went to Arizona my aunt actually had a spoon and when you scooped up dough and squeezed it and got all the dough out! It was cool!)
Krystal: And Yami you can preheat the oven…Ryou can show you how.
Ryou: what about you?
Krystal: I'll roll the cookies in the cinnamon and sugar.
Bakura: now what?
Ryou: now we put on the timer and wait.
( A/N yeah you guys should be able to figure out what happens next!)
Inuyasha: they all go into the living room to watch Yugi and Kara duel.
Kara: wait Krystal. Maybe you should be cooking…
Krystal: why?
Kara: because you have a strange knack about blowing things up and setting off enter-dimensional warps!
Krystal: Ehehehe…that was just a coinkydink!
Ryou: so that's how you guys got here!
Bakura:…and YEAH! WHAT RYOU SAID!
Kara: -_-; well just so you know this time we might not end up somewhere we have at least heard about…
Krystal: uh…I think this time we are going to go to-
Inuyasha: and the oven blows up and they go BOOM!
Krystal: nice sound affects.
Inuyasha: thankies! ^~_~^ ß its Inuyasha~
Inuyasha: and they all get knocked unconscious.
Krystal: MOOHAHAHA I'm gonna be evil now and leave a cliff hanger! And don't complain this was almost TEN PAGES LONG! That should be enough. And its almost Christmas…whoever can guess where the peoples are going to land, or can give a really good suggestion, they can have a part in my fic throwing snowballs at Yami and Bakura, or leading a horde of fans at all of the YGO cast -_-;;; Okies well please review! And if you cant find one of my stories as linkfan1, than look under Yami Krystal. MUAHAHAHA! REVIEW AND I WILL GIVE YOU SOMETHING SHINY! And I heard they are making plushies! Is it true? Someone tell me in a review (HINT HINT) please? Thank you all my loyal fans!
Audience: :: B OOO! HISS!
Krystal: I'll take away your sugar!
Audience: …::breaks into applause:::
Krystal: that's what I thought.
Kara: you've been hanging around Bakura too long…your starting to threaten other peeps…
Bakura: wow someone finally looks up to me…
Krystal: I like Bakura's logic.
Bakura: I have logic?
Krystal: yeah. Anything you don't like, threaten or hurt it!
Bakura: despite popular belief, IM NOT AN INSENSITIVE KILLER!
Krystal: I know ^-^
Malik: I need therapy, so this is the end of this dumb, stupid, evil, dumb, evil, stupid, dumb, evil, evil, dumb fic.
Krystal: what Malik said without all the dumbs, stupids, and evils. BYEZ!
Kara: -_-;;; yes we already know you got an idea to write a romance story.
Linkfan1: hey!
Kara: told ya so.
Krystal: …well anyways this new story is going to be in my other file, as Yami Krystal, and yeah I have two email addresses. So if you want to read my story, you have to go to that file and read it…when its written.
Kara: *snickers* you told them before you write it?
Krystal:…………yeah. Okies! Now I am going to call Jessica Jessi, okay? ^-^ and Malik Ishtar is joining our cast as of now! *uses magic authoress pen* TADA!
Malik: where am I?
Krystal: *grins* BAKURA! RYOU! I'VE GOT A SURPRISE FOR YOU!!!
Bakura: *comes in wearing only boxers and toothpaste foam in his mouth* what?
Krystal: *looks at Bakura with sudden interest* uh…hi…I…uh like your boxers…
Bakura: *looks down at his black boxers with chili peppers on them* ACK!! *dashes into the bathroom and spits out the foam and comes in with shorts on* better?
Krystal: *comes up and hugs him* I like this shirt the best on you…
Bakura: *looks down and realizes he's not wearing a shirt* ok! ^-^
Malik: ooOOooh Bakura's got a girlfriend!
Bakura: yep! And she looks really good in that silky pink bathrobe type thing…
Krystal: O_O;;; you were watching me undress?!?!? HENTAI!!
Bakura: *changes to Ryou and uses the overly cute puppy dog eyes*
Krystal: fine I forgive you!
Ryou: *leaves the ring so they are now two different peoples. *
Malik: you do realize that we're still in the intro and haven't even started the story yet, don't you?
Krystal:…I WAS GETTING TO THAT!
Malik: sure you were…
Krystal: Malik I think you need to be reminded I too hold a millennium item…
Malik: WHAT?!?!? O-O;;;;;
Yami and Yugi's Lover: yeah and when we have mine in the same room…
Krystal: we can use the power together to call forth amazing powers and summon the powers of every millennium item in this room. Power to the flowers baby.
Malik and Bakura: O~O;;;; EEP!
Ryou: I never knew the word power could be used so many times in one sentence and mean absolutely nothing…
Krystal: why are you scared Bakura? You know I would harm you…
Bakura: I like her best when she's in the snuggle bunny mode and not the evil psycho Ya-…wait, YOU HAVE A YAMI?!?!?
Krystal: yeah and that's the reason you love me so much…
Bakura: ??????
Krystal: you and my Yami had a thing going on in ancient Egypt but that's in my other story that I'm going to write…
Bakura: how come I remember none of this?
Malik: Bakura, you cant remember what you ate for breakfast this morning, how are you supposed to remember ancient Egypt?
Krystal: Ehehehe…well I think he's not the only one…
Malik: if you're referring to moi, ( pronounced MWAH) then I think you've got it wrong…
Yami and Yugi's Lover: *for some insane reason likes Malik*
Krystal: Kara you look like for some insane reason you like Malik…
Kara: *nods*
Krystal: okay…now onto our fic!
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Bakura: *rushes into the room and hears laughter and joy and really creepy cute sounds inside*
Yami: *Slams into Bakura who stopped looking frightened*
Yami: I SWEAR TOMB ROBBER HAD YOU DONE THAT I WOULD HAVE-*notices Bakura's not moving and has a look of absolute terror in his eyes* oh no…what it is it?
Bakura: *points to the door*
Yami: ???????
Bakura: cc-c-c-c-cute noises! *holds his head and starts screaming maniacally*
Yami: I still don't get it. *opens door*
Kara: *sitting in bed watching what looks to be-*
Yami and Bakura: OUR CHILDHOOD!
* evil dumb people interrupting me…*
Yami: who are you calling evil?
* he apparently doesn't realize I called him dumb too…*
Yami:…HEY!
* your really fast, aren't you? You must win all the races at school..*
Yami: I don't get it.
* I'm calling you a slow thinking moron,*
Kara: *smacks announcer type thing whatever it is*
Krystal: I'm hiring a new announcer type thingy…whatever it is.
* you cant do this to me!*
Krystal: wanna bet?
*…..*
Kara: *glares evilly at the announcer*
*….now I'm going to leave*
Kara: we all started talking to the announcer type thing and forgot I'm watching YOUR CHILDHOODS! MUAHAHAHAHAH!!!
Yami and Bakura: EEP!
Krystal and Kara: I love making them scared….
Yugi: *walks in the door* hi what's OMG! THAT ME!!! AS CHIBI!
Kara: *laughs evilly then turns all smiley and kawaii* yep.
Yami: I'm scared…AND CUTE! AAHH! PHARAOHS AREN'T SUPPOSED TO BE CUTE!! THEIR SUPPOSED TO BE COOL!
Bakura: for this, I agree with you pharaoh. I LOOK LIKE A FRIGGIN MARSHMALLOW!
Yami: *laughs*
Bakura: *glares* at least my head doesn't look like a balloon with eyes.
Yami: *stops laughing and takes thoughtful pose* hey…weren't we friends in the last couple chapters?
Bakura: *takes thoughtful pose also* I think so…huh. that's strange. Wanna go make cookies?
Yami: Mmm. snicker doodles…
Bakura: *smiles but then thinks* Krystal can you help us cook? I don't know how to use a toaster…
Krystal: -_-;;; you don't use a toaster to bake cookies.
Yami: so you use a blender?
Krystal: Kara I'm gonna need your help.
Kara: but last time I helped we blew up the microwave!
Krystal: Ehehehe.. I WAS SUGAR HIGH! I CANT COOK WHEN I'M SUGAR HIGH!
Yami: I am very sugar high also^-^
Bakura: sugar high is gooood.
Kara: sugar…
Krystal: I think we all agree that sugar is good, but I need a new announcer type thingy.
Kara: where are you going to get one of those?
Krystal: easy. *disappears for a few minutes* thanks Kagome!
Kara: don't tell me its-
Krystal: I'd like to welcome our new announcer! Inuyasha!
Kara: the part about Kagome gave it away…
Inuyasha: now what of the shikon jewel?
Kara: what? *looks to Krystal* you bribed him into coming?
Krystal:…maybe…
Inuyasha: I better get something out of this…
Krystal: *hands over Kaiba's credit card*
Inuyasha: what mere mortal device is this?
Krystal: all ya have to do is go to a bank and ask to empty Mr. Seto Kaiba's account. He'll give you lots of money…
Inuyasha: ^-^ okay I'll be your announcer as long as you don't say sit…
Kara: I thought only Kagome could do that!
Krystal…well now me and you can because we hold the ALMIGHTY ATHORESS PEN!!!
Kara: okilie dokilie!
Bakura: I still wanna make cookies…
Krystal: -_-;; okay I'll help you and Yami make cookies but Ryou-
Ryou: yes?
Krystal: your going to help me.
Ryou: ^-^ I like baking cookies…
Krystal: Kara…you are going to play with Malik and Yugi.
Kara: WHAT?!?!?
Krystal : *whisper's so only Kara can hear her* I'm just doing this so they don't burn Yugi's house down…
Kara: okay! *goes off to play with Yugi and Malik.*
Krystal: ok now that she's gone off to play with Yugi and Malik…
Ryou: why are you always doing that?
Bakura: what?
Krystal: he means why am I always restating the obvious.
Ryou: yeah.
Bakura: oh
Yami: what things do we need to bake cookies?
Krystal: *looks in Yugi's cabinet* nope. I'll have to invite Jessica over. *calls Jessica* hey jessi?
Jessica: yeah?
Krystal: can you come over and bring ingredients to make snicker doodles with you?
Jessi: *I'm so lazy so I'm not going to write her full name…* okay! See ya in five! *hangs up*
Krystal: ^-^ okay we can start be getting out some bowls and measuring cups and cleaning the area we need to use to prepare the cookies for baking.
Yami: are you some sort of pro at this?
Krystal: somewhat. I think. Was that a compliment? The only person I've ever seen you complement is Kara…
Yami: *looks away.*
Ryou: *gets a bunch of cooking utensils*
Bakura: how come my aibou can cook but I don't know how?
Yami: because your Hikari isn't a tomb robbing bum.
Krystal: *grits teeth* don't call anyone a bum I just spent the weekend with Sarah Nichols calling me that…grrr…
Inuyasha: then the doorbell rings.
Krystal: I take it you've had experience?
Inuyasha: not really.
Krystal: *answers the door* hi Jessi!
Jessi: *holding giant Dark Magician plushie* hi! I brought the stuff…
Krystal: Yugi and Kara and Malik are all playing duel monsters in the living room…you can go play with them if you want. Or you can watch.
Jessi: I'll just watch thanks. Here's the stuff…*hands over grocery sack full of cookie making stuff*
Krystal: thanks. I'm teaching two insane Yami's how to make snicker doodles…
Jessi: O_O;;; I wouldn't attempt that ever…your one brave soul…
Krystal: I know -_-;;;
Jessi: *walks in and goes to play with everyone*
Kara: hi
Yugi: wanna watch us play duel monsters?
Jessi: sure! But I gots to leave soon…*glomps Dark Magician plushie*
Krystal: *walks into kitchen with stuff*
Ryou: *is wearing a light blue apron and is arguing with his Yami about something or another* you HAVE to wear one Bakura! Its for cooking!
Bakura: I refuse to wear a dress!
Yami: I wont wear one either.
Krystal: hey I wear them because otherwise the food well it…contaminates you.
Bakura: your telling me its protective clothing? Then why can I eat it when its done?
Krystal: because the cooking kills all the micro-organisms.
Yami: I don't know what those are but I don't like the sound of it.
Bakura: *takes a white apron*
Yami: I don't have one.
Ryou: I gave my other one to Bakura…
Krystal: you have to wear the one with lace Yami.
Yami: 0_0 NO PLEASE!
Krystal: its red you shouldn't have too much of a problem with it. Here, I'll even cut the lace off…*is cutting off the lace*
Bakura: *puts camera away* darn that would have been funny. Pharaoh in lace…wait a minute! *goes and calls someone but the words "request" and "song" were distinguishable*
Krystal: Yami if I were you I would run and not look back.
Yami: what could that tomb robber do to make me scared?
Krystal: *growls* please don't call anyone a tomb robber. Just because you were born into wealth doesn't mean others were as fortunate.
Yami:…okay.
Krystal: ^-^ sorry ignore my Yami she's in an angsty mood…
Bakura: *comes in grinning ear to ear*
Ryou: I don't even want to know…
Bakura: what? I think we should listen to some music…*turns on radio*
Krystal: lets listen to whatever has hard rock heavy metal or rap on it.
Bakura: I was thinking along some different lines…*pulls out camera*
Yami: why do you need a-
Inuyasha: "lady in red" starts playing on the radio and Bakura starts recording Yami*
Bakura: come on Pharaoh! Pose for the camera!
Yami: I SWEAR TOMB ROBBER I WILL GET YOU!!
Inuyasha: *Yami frantically chases Bakura around the kitchen*
Krystal: STOP!
Inuyasha: everyone stops*
Krystal: now lets bake the cookies.
Ryou: finally.
Krystal: Ryou, you beat the eggs, Yami you measure the cinnamon and the sugar and NO adjusting the recipe…
Yami: uh I wasn't going to do that!
Inuyasha: Yami looks like he was going to do that. Oh great now I'm like the author who always has to restate the obvious.
Krystal: Ahem!
Inuyasha fine. I wont make anymore oriented comments. Oh and as for disclaimers…I killed them. With my tetsaiga!
Krystal: -_-;;; oh well I like his big ass sharp and shiny sword…as long as I'm not on the opposing side…
Inuyasha: so don't piss me off…
Krystal: okay now Bakura your going to mix the batter…
Bakura: okay! Where's the stick?
Krystal: use this. *hands Bakura a whisk*
Bakura: I think this will work much better…
Yami: is this cinnamon? *holds up nutmeg*
Krystal: no that's nutmeg Yami. THIS is cinnamon…
Yami: okay! Wait…oh no…
Krystal: what?
Yami: it has the same markings as those ones in Yugi's math book! *holds up measuring cup*
Krystal: -_-;;; okay I'll teach you how to measure stuff…*teaches Yami how to measure*
Bakura: can you teach me too?
Krystal: *teaches them how to measure*
Ryou: now put everything except the cinnamon and sugar in so Bakura can mix it…
Krystal: Ryou can you make the dough balls? *hands him a neat little device made for making cookies*
(A/N when I went to Arizona my aunt actually had a spoon and when you scooped up dough and squeezed it and got all the dough out! It was cool!)
Krystal: And Yami you can preheat the oven…Ryou can show you how.
Ryou: what about you?
Krystal: I'll roll the cookies in the cinnamon and sugar.
Bakura: now what?
Ryou: now we put on the timer and wait.
( A/N yeah you guys should be able to figure out what happens next!)
Inuyasha: they all go into the living room to watch Yugi and Kara duel.
Kara: wait Krystal. Maybe you should be cooking…
Krystal: why?
Kara: because you have a strange knack about blowing things up and setting off enter-dimensional warps!
Krystal: Ehehehe…that was just a coinkydink!
Ryou: so that's how you guys got here!
Bakura:…and YEAH! WHAT RYOU SAID!
Kara: -_-; well just so you know this time we might not end up somewhere we have at least heard about…
Krystal: uh…I think this time we are going to go to-
Inuyasha: and the oven blows up and they go BOOM!
Krystal: nice sound affects.
Inuyasha: thankies! ^~_~^ ß its Inuyasha~
Inuyasha: and they all get knocked unconscious.
Krystal: MOOHAHAHA I'm gonna be evil now and leave a cliff hanger! And don't complain this was almost TEN PAGES LONG! That should be enough. And its almost Christmas…whoever can guess where the peoples are going to land, or can give a really good suggestion, they can have a part in my fic throwing snowballs at Yami and Bakura, or leading a horde of fans at all of the YGO cast -_-;;; Okies well please review! And if you cant find one of my stories as linkfan1, than look under Yami Krystal. MUAHAHAHA! REVIEW AND I WILL GIVE YOU SOMETHING SHINY! And I heard they are making plushies! Is it true? Someone tell me in a review (HINT HINT) please? Thank you all my loyal fans!
Audience: :: B OOO! HISS!
Krystal: I'll take away your sugar!
Audience: …::breaks into applause:::
Krystal: that's what I thought.
Kara: you've been hanging around Bakura too long…your starting to threaten other peeps…
Bakura: wow someone finally looks up to me…
Krystal: I like Bakura's logic.
Bakura: I have logic?
Krystal: yeah. Anything you don't like, threaten or hurt it!
Bakura: despite popular belief, IM NOT AN INSENSITIVE KILLER!
Krystal: I know ^-^
Malik: I need therapy, so this is the end of this dumb, stupid, evil, dumb, evil, stupid, dumb, evil, evil, dumb fic.
Krystal: what Malik said without all the dumbs, stupids, and evils. BYEZ!