Konichiwa my loyal fans! Okay, this time, we're going into another dimension!
Ryou: I'm starting to doubt the fact that you are a good cook.
Bakura: how is it we ALWAYS have to get blown up? Cant we for ONCE just find some portal in a picture or video game?
Krystal: because I'm on a roll.
Yami: I don't think that counts as a legitimate answer. ( OMG I actually spelled legitimate right without the spell check!)
Krystal: anyways, Jessica, you can stay in the story for another chapter. I don't know if it can be any more than that. And thankies for the review! You can have the Dark Magician. But no Magician of Black Chaos, he's mine!* huggles Chaos Mage*
Bakura: *pouts and looks jealous*
Krystal: *leaves Chaos Mage for Bakura* I like Bakura better cause he's snuggly soft!
Bakura: ^-^
Ryou: hey! You seem to like Bakura more in this fic! *pouts*
Krystal: I dunno I've been reading all these angsty fics because there are so many Bakura haters around so I'm making him feel better!
Bakura: ^_~
Ryou: why does he keep doing that?
remember these are mind linkers ~*^
Bakura: ~*^ because…
Ryou: ~*^ because WHY?
Bakura: ~*^ no comment.
Ryou~*^ what's that mean?
Bakura: ~*^ it means you too young to know what I want to do…
Ryou: ~*^ -_-;; Bakura you should join the Hentai's R us club…
Bakura: ~*^ I already did!
Ryou: ~*^ I'm gonna ignore you now
Bakura: ~*^ ok!
Krystal: anyways, we are going to go to EARTH! Well…I think that there's a difference between anime Japan and real Japan, so I'm putting them on two different worlds.
Bakura: so when I go to earth I'm gonna be an alien?
Krystal:…
Ryou: …
Yami: …^-^ sorry I had to do that! Seeing as everyone ELSE gets to.
Krystal:…I'm gonna start the story now.
Malik: you seem to have more fun in the introductions seeing as the last one you got to see Bakura in his boxers…
Krystal: Ehehehe…wait a minute, earlier that day he was in a white sweater and blue jeans! MALIK!!!
Malik: Ehehehe…*hides millennium rod behind his back*
Kara: I'll just be leaving now…
Yugi: huh?
Kara: and Yugi' gonna come with me…
Krystal: HALT!!!!
Inuyasha: everyone stops.
Krystal: okay now Malik, your NOT going to use that evil rod on me again, understand?
Malik: Ehehehe…I don't know what your talking about…^_^;;;
Kara: Me neither!
Krystal: remember last weekend at my house?
Malik…uh no.
Krystal: you do remember and I am not going to refresh your memory. So just that you know, no millennium rod on me, Kara, Yugi, Ryou, Bakura, and so forth.
Malik: T_T you don't let me have any fun!
Krystal: I'll put my brother in this and you can mind control him and torture him and stuff *pushes Brandon towards them* Malik, Ishtar, Bakura, go have fun.
Bakura: can I send him to the shadow realm?
Krystal: ^_^ sure.
Bakura: YAY! *runs off with Malik and they go to do…stuff.*
Inuyasha: and screams of pain can be heard in the background.
Krystal: you're pretty good at this…I'm glad I hired you! ^_~ oh and by the way…
Inuyasha: and by the way WHAT?
Krystal: I'm letting Kara glomp you.
Inuyasha: O_O;;; WHY? OH WHY ME?
Kara: because you're a demon hottie! *glomps Inuyasha*
Inuyasha: -_-;;; I can already tell that this is going to be one hell of a long day.
Krystal: now onto our story that makes no sense whatsoever and I don't even know why I'm writing it so maybe I should just stop right here right now but there's all my loyal fans out there and I think that some of them don't want me to quit and-
Malik: *runs up to them* START THE FREAKING STORY!!!
Krystal: Okies! ^_~
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Inuyasha: today we are going to the Mutou house, where peoples have just blown up the stove baking cookies. So now their on earth. And anyways, this is where we left off.
Kara: ow…ow…my head…or what WAS my head…it hurts…like hell…
Yami: hell hurts?
Kara: if you weren't so hot, I would have killed you by now…
Yami: Yay I'm hot!
Kara: -_-;;;
Yugi: did anyone realize that we're not in Kansas anymore? ( had to do that ^_^;;)
Yami: ^_^ I feel happy happy joy joy.
Krystal: *looks around and smiles* IM HOME!!!
Bakura: T_T
Krystal: *looks at Bakura with concern* why are you crying?
Bakura: I'm an alien!!! T_T
Krystal… well not really since this is a parallel dimension.
Bakura: Really? *looks towards the heavens* there really is a god…
Krystal: well since were in Washington and that's closer to my house we'll stay there! Seeing as my parents are away on some………………………………........ Thing that their away on.
Bakura: *grins like a hentai*
Kara: *smacks him* HENTAI!
Bakura: *holds up membership card* Yeah, and its official!
Kara: -_-;;;
Krystal: oh no…
Ryou: what?
Krystal: Kara is obsessed, and I mean OBSESSED, I mean like more than Kaiba and his blue eyes white dragons…
Everyone except Kara: O_O
Krystal: anyhow she's obsessed with decorat-
Kara: MUST DECORATE THE HOUSE!!!! *starts decorating the house with speed and agility no one thought she had*
Inuyasha: the house is covered with Christmas stuff and yeah.
Krystal: -_-;;; I think your losing your touch. So your going to join us In the real part of the fic and…some one else can be the narrator.
Alison: *for some random reason is now our narrator type thingy* wow I've been promoted! *huggles self*
Krystal: for some random reason Alison showed up.
Malik: you really like restating the obvious don't you?
Yami Malik: have I showed up in this fic at all?
Krystal: yes.
Yami Malik: I think your lying.
Krystal: look up ^
Yami Malik: *looks up and reads the text* Damn you.
Yami: GASP! *covers Yugi's ears* DARE YOU RUIN YUGI'S INNOCENCE!!! *chases Yami Malik (who is now going to be called Ishtar because I am a lazy authoress…)
Ishtar: ACK!
Malik: -_-;;; our Yami's are all insane…
Yami Krystal and Bakura: *look offended and look at each other with a murderous happy I'm-about-ready-to-inflict-impending-doom-upon-your-small-frail-body look in their eyes and they chase Malik)
Krystal: WAIT DON'T CHASE HIM! Kara? *looks with pleading eyes*
Kara: okay already…HALT!
Alison: everyone…EATS ORANGE POTATOES!!! And all of you are Kamikaze (pronounced KAM UH KAZ EE) type peoples!
Krystal: you mean like a Kamikaze watermelon?
Kamikaze watermelon: doo doo do doo do dooo! WHEE! *splat*
( authoress note: for all of you that have not watched the demented cartoon movie here's the link; go watch it that movie is hilarious!)
Krystal: I think we need a SANE announcer…oh heck to that. I need an announcer…DEKUSTAR!
Dekustar: *comes in* I thought you said you needed a SANE person. For you see, I am the exact opposite of SANE! I am in the Sane. I am INSANE!
Krystal:…very well you are our new announcer type thingy.
Dekustar: *hugs herself* I FEEL LUVED!!!
Krystal: start where we left off.
Dekustar: everyone stops.
Alison: can I still be an announcer type thingy?
Krystal: sure. Watch Dekustar and learn the basics.
Alison: Yay! I gets to stay in the ficcie!
Krystal: now Inuyasha…
Inuyasha: yes?
Krystal: we will wait while you teach them to be announcer type peoples.
Inuyasha: ok! *takes them into room and teaches them the stuff*
Krystal: and yet another person will be added to this ficcie! Welcome Pika-Chan!
Pika-Chan: Jello!
Kara: MY LINE!!
Pika-Chan: ^_^
Kara: oh well. *starts decorating with holly and mistletoe*
Malik: crap.
Ishtar: what's the matter aibou?
Malik: don't you know what happens when you get caught under the mistletoe with somebody?
Ishtar: oh GOD no…
Malik: that's my point exactly.
Krystal: I'm gonna make it official you don't have to kiss someone of the same gender unless the two are both gay and are willing.
Malik:……………….that was random……….but I must say I'm glad about the rule.
Krystal: I'm not very found of yaoi/ shounen ai.
Malik: -_-;; thank god.
Kara: mistletoe doesn't apply to me as if now! And Yami and Yugi went to Florida for some random reason.
Krystal: mistletoe applies to EVERYONE, including you and Ishtar.
Kara: Yami is mad at me T_T we got in a fight and so I'm not going out with him no more.
Ishtar: goodie! Will you go out with me then?
Kara:……………………………..............................ok!
Ishtar: Yay.
Krystal: well isn't this perfect. *points upwards*
Ishtar: *smiles willingly*
Kara: don't you think this is a little early for a-MPHGLISS!
Ishtar: *is enjoying this too much for my comfort. I'm going to stop him now.)
Alison and Pika-Chan: *smack him* YOU WERE ENJOYING THAT TOO DAMN MUCH!
Ishtar: *rubbing his head* and your point is?
Alison and Pika-Chan: -_-;;; *sweat drop the size of Texas*
Krystal: anyways…its Christmas, and so we need to buy gifts for each other!
Malik: well lead the way, we don't know where the hell the mall is!
Kara: TO THE MALL!!!
Krystal: AWAY!
Bakura: why do I have the strange feeling my account is gonna be a little more empty? T_T
Kara: don't worry we are using Yami's credit card…*smiles sweetly*
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Krystal: whoa what are these? *picks up two golden necklaces*
Kara: *puts hers on and gets all glowy*
Krystal: *puts hers on and get all surrounded in bluish light*
Yami: I think they are gonna go all bye-bye if they don't stop glowing…
Y Krystal: wow, took this dang item long enough to let me out…
Y Kara: Krystal?
Y Krystal: ITS YOU! *they hug like good friend that haven't seen each other in like 5000 years…wow that's ironic)
Yami: is that…*takes a good look at Yami Kara* OMG ITS YOU!
Y Kara: *looks at Yami* My Pharaoh?
Yami and Y Kara: *kiss*
Y Krystal: oh so you did?
Y Kara: yes.
Krystal: good. *sighs then looks at Ryou* Bakura?
Bakura: no actually I'm Bakura. *looks at her* are you…?
Y Krystal: remember? Clan of Thieves? Stealer of Souls?
Bakura: yes! Wow…its been a long time hasn't it? So now we-
Narrators: now we end the fic!
Random peoples in the audience: *throw rotten….stuff*
Krystal: that's it! MERRY CHRISTMAS!! Give me a present…AND REVIEW!! FLAMES WILL BE USED TO MAKE CHRISTMAS FUDGE!