ok my loyal fans! the sisters of evil are BAAAACK!!!
Kara: yep, were back!!
Ishtar: what, more torture?
Krystal: *smacks Ishtar* like you would call that kiss torture!
Ishtar: *grins* Maybe...
Kara: *rolls eyes*
Bakura: now what?
Krystal: oh and thank you all my loyal reviewers and stuff...a special thanks to Pika-Chan for the gifts!! and we would like you to write a sequal to your story, Yami and Bakura With Modern day games. T_T wel all miss you!
Yami Kara: Pain, hurt, angst, chaos, hate, destruction...ahh, life IS good! (this is copywrited 1999-2000 by the people who copywrite stuff)
Ryou: now what?
Krystal and Kara: now we use Malik's Back as a drawing board! MAAAALLIK!!
Malik: what now?
Both: we wanna draw!
Malik: -_-;;; use Ishtar!!!
Ishtar: no.
Malik: thats it? he says no and i put up a vailaint fight and you chose to torture me?!?!?
Kara: its not torture, its fuuuun.
Krystal: *pulls out the scented markers* YAY! mmMMMmm....scented...
Ryou: ok we're on to the ficcie!
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Bakura: now we must...
Kara: CELEBRATE THE HOLIDAYS!!!
Krystal: and we got everyone a present...
Malik: i am scared...oh so scared...
Bakura: is it weapons of destruction?
Joey: is it food?
Krystal: how'd you get here?
Joey: Kara let me in.
Kara: Ehehe...CHRISTMAS SPIRIT!!
Krystal: give up?
Bakura:........yes.
Kara: ok! on the count of three...one...THREE!!!
Krystal and Kara: WE GOT YOU A ONE WAY TICKET TO EGYPT!!
everyone aside Krystal and Kara: *faints anime style and doesnt get up...for a while*
Kara: do you think theyre ok?
Krystal: yeah...just a little shocked...i think. *pokes them*
Kara: *pokes Yami...because Yami is pokable*
Yami: no...no...NOT THE PRETTY PINK PONIES!!! ah...*goes back to sleep*
Bakura: mmm...chocolate...chip...COOKIES!!!
Malik: more...gold..JEWELRY!!
Kara: *giggles* there funny...
Krystal: yes, yes they are.
all the peoples: *wake up*
Yami: EGYPT?!?!? WHERE'D YOU GET THE MONEY FOR THAT?!?!?
Kara:...uh...*hides Yami's credit Card behind her back* uh...summer jobs and hard labor?
Yami: ...OKIES! ^_^
Yugi: we're finally goin to egypt? wow...im gonna be able to see where my millennium puzzle came from! *huggles his puzzle*
Malik: where are we staying at?
Krystal: well...since you seem to have a house in Egypt, i thought we'd all stay there!
Malik:.....we cant do that.
Ishtar: definately NOT.
Kara: T_T why not? *uses overy watery puppy dog eyes*
Ishtar: BECAUSE!! theres some stuff in our house that would be...yeah.
Bakura: *starts sniggering and bursts into laughter on the floor*
Kara: whats his major mallfunction?
everyone: *stares at Kara cause she used a new word...and probably spelled it wrong too*
Kara: i mean...hes funny ^_^
Bakura: theyy...they..they!
Krystal: they? huh? i dont get it..
Ishtar: if you tell them before we get that house...cleaned up...i swear i will hurt you!
Bakura: they have Mffledfg.
Ishtar: *covers Bakura's mouth with his hand* ignore him. *gags Bakura*
Ryou: starts laughing*
Krystal: what? what is it?
Ryou: *laughing* they have lots of...BRITTANY SPEARS CD'S!!
Ishtar: damn it!!!
Malik: *laughs* a guy stayed with us a Ishtar got hooked on it..haha.
Ishtar: i dont like her anymore..*grumbles*
Kara: *puts on brittany spears*
Ishtar: *perks up and starts lip singing the words* ok..I NEED PUNK ROCK!!
Krystal: good by me! *pops in Linkin Park*
Kara: shouldnt we be leaving for the plane since we only have...a whole FIVE MINUTES!!
all: FIVE MINUTES!?!?!?! we havent even packed yet!!
Krystal: we're gonna need your ferari, yami.
Yami: but...but*starts throwing a fit* its MY ferari!!!
Krystal: and we'll need your motorbike Ishtar.
Ishtar: MY MOTORBIKEY!! *does the same thing as Yami*
Kara: *uses puppy dog eyes*
both: fine. *grumble and go to pack*
Alison: and for some insane random reason, they get on the plane! with everything packed! and with the help of Ishtar's Millennium Rod to delay the peoples!!
Ishtar and Bakura: *stroking there items* me preciousss...it CAME to me...my one...my only...my precioussss...
Krystal: o..kay...
Kara: GAH! THEIR GOLEM!
everyone: *rolls eyes at Kara*
Krystal: no more lord of the rings.
Kara: BUT I LIKE LORD OF THE RINGS!! I LIKE LEGOLAS!! HES CUTE!! *starts throwing a temper tantrum*
Krystal:.......fine. but wait till the plane starts.
Alison: the plane starts and everyone is instantly bored. dont ask me why, ask miss insane authoresses.
Kara: starts stroking her millennium item and does that thing Golem does and sounds js just like him*
everyone: 0o...*sweatdrops and rolls eyes*
Kara: whaaat? Golems cool! *smiles*
Krystal: *falls asleep*
Malik: *challenges Bakura and Ishtar to a game of Poker*
Bakura: which one? there's two HERS to poke!
Malik: not poke HER, poker!
Bakura: oh yeah...
Kara: *is now playing with Yami's hair and is messing it up and putting it in funny styles.*
Yugi: *is asleep and hugging a teddy*
everyone: aaaww...ITS SO CUTE!!
Krystal: *smacks everyone who was bein loud with the help of Kara* shh!
Alison: and for some random reason, Kara's Yami popped on some headphones and cranked " sk8er boi" as loud as it would go and complained that it was to quiet*
Kara: *does the same because im too lazy to write it all out again*
Ryou: *is reading a good book*
Krystal: *starts playing poker*
Yami: *wakes up and sees his hair* AAH!! *uses generous amounts of gel to fix it and starts playing poker*
Kara: *blinks. blinks again*
Alison: i like doin that! *blinks, then blinks again* then for some reason, Inuyasha was on the plane!
Kara: GASP! MUST...GLOMP!!! *glomps Inuyasha*
Inuyasha: *turning blue* help...need...air...
Kara: oops. sorry! ^-^ *settles for Glomping his arm*
Yami: *feels neglected*
Kara: *glomps Yami too*
Yami: yay! ^_~
Ishtar: *also looks neglected*
Kara: geez, how many people do i gots ta glomp? *glomps him too*
Alison: is that even humanly possible? to glomp three people?
Kara: it is if your sitting in Inuyasha's Lap!! ^________^
Alison: okay...
Krystal: im bored.
Kara: me too.
Krystal: wanna play a game?
Kara: okay! what game?
Krystal: i dunno...wait, i know! lets play toss the H-bomb!
Kara: yeah!
Both: whee! whee!
Alison: BOOM! *giant mushroom cloud*
(A/N there is a website that i got this from..the website address is
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/demented.html and watch the movie.
thats where we got some of the stuff in this story,
so we are giving credit ot Brian Kendall for...whatever he did. yeah)
Alison: suddenly, the Gods appear! the egyptian ones!
Isis: they werent supposed to blow up that plane...
Horus: wanna bring 'em back?
Ra: we should...but do we have to?
Isis and Horus: YES!
Ra: okilee dokilee! then i get to do it this time!!
Isis: okay just hurry! we still need to meet them, and make our dramatic unexpected appearance!
Ra and Horus:.......................................
Isis: can you actually say ....?
Ra: you can now!!
Alison: so the gods make their dramatic appearance right after they brought peoples back to life.
Kara: why am i wearing egyptian godess type stuff?
Isis and Horus: RA!!
Ra: Ehehehe...*brings people back to life*
Isis: Pervert...
everyone: ow...my head...or what WAS my head...it hurts...like he-
??????: BEEP!
Kara: what the
??????: BEEP!
Kara: was that?
Alison: we got a censor.
Krystal: GAH!! I HATE THEM!!............who is it?
Alison: its Mokuba.
Kara: hey...whats Seto doing up there with you?
Alison: Ehehehe...
Krystal: *points* mistletoe! ^_~
Seto: *is too happy about this for anyones comfort*
Alison: Yay! i like Semughafid!
Seto: *kisses her full on the lips*
(A/N sorry but im handin out the bishies that havent been taken...so sorry Seto fans!*
Kara: 0o...ok...i just noticed something. almost everyone here has a four letter name!
Seto: for a minute i thought you were gonna say something remotely intellegent. how stupid of me.
Kara: YOUR MEAN! *beats Seto over the head with a frozen pizza*
Fooby the Kamikaze watermelon: doo doo doo doo doo do! WHEE! *-SPLAT!-*
Kara and Krystal: YAY FOR FOOBY!!
Yami: okay...that was random.
Random: no, I'M random!
Kara: i likes fooby! *smiles*
Krystal: now that we are all....back to life and stuff...wanna play toss the H-Bomb?
Isis: *appears* NO YOU WILL NOT!
Yami: GASP! *starts bowing down to her*
Isis: ok...*sends them to Egypt*
Yami: where is godess Isis?
Kara: sniffs* she went buh bye!!
Yugi: *is sitting there saying nothing and looking too cute for his own health*
Krystal: want some GUM Yugi?
Yugi: *not realizing who he's taking gum from* SURE! ^_^ *chews happily and becoms a chibi*
Krystal: *picks him up and hands him to Kara*
Kara: KAWAII!!!
Yugi: O.O mama?
Yami: *sniggers*
Yugi: *looks to Yami and sees hair like his own* dada?
Yami: *turns pale*
Ishtar: *starts laughing* HAHAHAHAHA!
Yami: whats so funny?
Ishtar: he thinks you two...AHAHAHAHA!
Kara: i dont get it.
Ishtar: you too are his parents! hahaha...and-
Yugi: unkey Ishtaw!
Ishtar: *turns deathly pale*
Yugi: *sees Malik* Unkey Mawik!
Malik: 0O;;
Krystal: ^_^ isnt he cute?
Yugi: Aunty Kwistal!
Kara: Krystal...
Krystal: yes?
Kara: what did you put in that gum?
Krystal: uh...i had some Chibi gum left over and decided Yugi was bein too cute for his own health so i would make him deathly cute! ^_~
Kara: ok....
Ryou: ^_^ isnt he cute?
Yugi: Aunty Wyou!
Bakura: *sniggers*
Yugi: Aunty Batoowa!
Bakura: OO
Ryou: *laughs* no no yugi, Uncle Bakura And Uncle Ryou.
Yugi: *smiles* Aunty Batoowa and Uncle Wyou!
Bakura: no im an uncle yugi.
Yugi: Aunty Batoowa!
Bakura: Uncle.
Yugi: Uncle Aunty Batoowa!
Bakura: -_-;;; Just call me Bakura.
Yugi: otay Batoowa! *loks up at Kara* Mommy! up!
Kara: *picks him up*
Bakura: *grumbles that he got called "Aunty"*
Yugi: *is playing with Random-
Random: YAY! someone to play with!
Alison: he was supposed to be playing with Random STUFF not Random Random...wow thats too confusing...@~@
Yugi: *playing with whatever Random thing he's playing with...which is dun dun DUN! Kara's millennium item!*
Kara: uh oh...
Yami Kara: *appears* HOW DARE YOU LET HIM TOUCH MY MILLENNIUM ITEM?!?!?!
Kara: uh...Ehehehe...ISNT HE CUTE! *shoves Yugi in her face*
Yami Kara: *blinks* get that disgusting thing away!
everyone: GASP!
Yugi: *starts crying*
Everyone except Yami Kara: *tries to comfort him*
Yami Kara: *rolls eyes* you freaks can calm him down. i'll smell ya later*dissapears*
Malik: i dont think i like your Yami...
Kara: you will, she's just anti-social.
Malik: oh, is that it? *is being sarcastic*
Kara: *doesnt notice* yup! i think...aside of her being murderous and homicidal and evil and sadistic, shes actually a good person! ^_^
everyone except Kara: -_-;';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
Alison: so they went to Malik and Ishtar's house!!
Kara:AAAAAWWWWW shhhhhhh hes asleep!^-^
everyone:-_-;;;;
Yami:*finally dawns on him*HEY if we're Yugis "parents"then we're married!^_^*points to Kara*
Ishtar:....why?.....
Krystal:MUAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH!!!!!!!!!YAMI & KARA FOREVER HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!
Yami & Kara:*blush bright red*
Ishtar:*growls*
Yugi:*wakes up and startes crying*MAMA!!
Ryou:*is holding Yugi*uuuuhhhh Kara Yugi wants you...
Kara: *takes Yugi* stop crying, theres nothing to worry about!
Yugi: *stops crying*
Malik: wow. shes good.
Kara: now do you want Uncle Malik to give you a piggy back ride?
Yugi: yay!
Malik: i dont think i want to-
Yugi: up!
Malik: *rolls eyes and gives Yugi a piggy back ride*
Alison: suddenly krystal gets the look on her face that tells everyone she's plotting something evil that they are all going to be a part of whether they like it or not.*
Krystal: hey Malik, Ishtar...want some gum?
Malik: *givesYugi to Kara* sure. *takes gum like an idiot*
Ishtar: sure why not. *is an idiot also and takes the gum*
Alison: suddenly, THEY ARE CHIBI's! to no ones supprise...
Ishtar: *looks at Kara* Momma?
Malik: *looks at Krystal* Mommy?
Krystal: oh crap...
Kara: great. now im married to Yami and have two kids...what next, I'm mother to a three headed calf?
Random three headed Calf: MOOOO! momma? *looks at Kara*
Kara: forget that.
R.T.H.C: ok. *walks away*
Ishtar: mooo momma? *looks at Kara-*
Kara: dont do that.
Ishtar:.......okies! ^_^
Krystal: *picks up Malik*
Malik: *looks at Bakura* Daddy?
Bakura: O.O
Krystal: -_-;; great now I'M married to Hentai...
Bakura: *pulls out membership card* yep, and its official!
Ryou: yay! im not cursed!!
Malik: *looks at Ryou* daddy?
Krystal: great now im married to TWO friggin guys.
Chibi's: GASP!
Yami: so we're not married?
Kara: no. we're not married.
Yami: ok honey! ^_^
Kara: -_-***
Alison: now they go into the house. type place thing. and suddenly, for another Random reason, Inuyasha bursts in, AGAIN! wow, how original...
Kara: YAY! INU-CHAN! *glomps him*
Ishtar: you is cheatin on daddy?
Kara: he's not your daddy. i have no clue who your daddy is.
Krystal: just play the part, its too confusing for their simple chibi minds to comprehend.
Kara: okay...*sniffles*
Yami: shuggar...need sugar!
Krystal: at least hes not sugar high...yet.
Alison: then suddenly, the gods make another appearance*
Yami: GASP! *starts bowing down to all of the god type peoples*
Horus: this has gone on long enough. *snaps fingers and chibi's turn normal*
Krystal: want some gum?
Isis: no we do not.
Krystal: how about you? Horus? Ra?
Isis: i said WE do not.
Krystal: speak for yourselves. they're big enough to speak for themselves. i think.
Isis: they dont know how to speak for themselves.
Krystal: oh. why not? why do you not want any gum?
Isis: one, because they're idiots, two, because I know what your gum does.
Krystal: damn.
Kara: *feels tingly* whoa i feel tingly...*is in godess outfit again*
Isis and Horus: RA!
Ra: Ehehehe...What?
Yami and Ishtar: *drool*
Kara: -_-;;; theres no hope for those two.
Ra: pretty...
Isis: OMG RA! i mean...oh my Ra, Ra! i didnt know you were a pervert! wait...yes i did.
Ra: WHOOPS!
Krystal: i thought you said they were stupid...
Isis: they are.
Krystal: Ra just conned you into forgetting about Kara.
Isis......DAMN! KNOCK IT OFF RA!
Everyone: O.O
Krystal: *looks over at Kara who now has Horus Drooling over her*
Kara: ,,|,, i dont like bein drooled on.
Krystal: Kara...
Kara: what?
Krystal: you do realize you just gave a GOD the finger.
Kara: i dont think he noticed...
Krystal: he might take that as an offer, any how.
Kara: O0;;;
Krystal: and you know Those two *points to Yami And Ishtar* might take it as an offer too.
Kara: I HATE THIS! HOW CAN YOU FLIP A GUY OFF WITHOUT OFFERING HIM...?
Krystal: umm...Kara? is it that time of the month again?
Kara: WHAT?!?!?!?!?
Ryou: *watching them argue* should we stop them?
Bakura: *with a bowl of popcorn* trying to stop them is like trying to stop time. it wont work. and then it comes back and bites you in the ass. plus, this is interesting.
Ryou: O0;;;
Malik: hmm...i wonder if thy'll stop anytime before dark...or the next millennia...
Isis: *uses her goddessly powers to make Kara normal*
Ra Horus Yami and Ishtar: *looks dissapointed*
Kara: ,,|,, perverts...
Krystal: -_-;; did i say all that for absolutely nothing?
Kara: ^_^ yup!
Bakura: O0;; how can she go from PMS mode to " im a sugar happy little midget* in seconds flat?
Kara: *glares* shut up albino *stomps off into the house and upstairs*
Bakura: *grumbles* IM NOT A
Mokuba: BEEP!
Krystal: hey where were you?
Mokuba: getting buzzed off of shugar!
Krystal: ok!
Bakura: ALBINO YOU %$@*^(#$*(#%^*(#%*^#)^*$@)@^()$^@^@$*(^@$*()^@)$*(#*(^@#%*)^@%*^()@Y$*(*%#(*^(%#*^%*^()#$^(#
Kara: *opens the window and chucks a lamp at Bakura's Head*
Bakura: @~@ look at the pretty birdies, i want the pink one mommy! *faints*
Krystal: getting...smothered...x_X
Ryou: *tries to pull Bakura off of Krystal*
Bakura: *is too fainted to move easily*
Krystal: ^O^ *trying to breathe*
Ryou: IM TRYING!! HE WONT MOVE HIS FAT A-
Bakura: huh?
Ryou: move your a-
Bakura: what?
Krystal: MOVE YOUR FAT A-
Bakura: what?
Alison: will Bakura ever get off of Krystal? will Kara ever get over her mood swings? will Bakura ever let anyone say ass? will any of the otehr characters start talking? find out next on the next chapter of " THE DAY I BLEW UP THE MICROWAVE!"
Kara: yep, were back!!
Ishtar: what, more torture?
Krystal: *smacks Ishtar* like you would call that kiss torture!
Ishtar: *grins* Maybe...
Kara: *rolls eyes*
Bakura: now what?
Krystal: oh and thank you all my loyal reviewers and stuff...a special thanks to Pika-Chan for the gifts!! and we would like you to write a sequal to your story, Yami and Bakura With Modern day games. T_T wel all miss you!
Yami Kara: Pain, hurt, angst, chaos, hate, destruction...ahh, life IS good! (this is copywrited 1999-2000 by the people who copywrite stuff)
Ryou: now what?
Krystal and Kara: now we use Malik's Back as a drawing board! MAAAALLIK!!
Malik: what now?
Both: we wanna draw!
Malik: -_-;;; use Ishtar!!!
Ishtar: no.
Malik: thats it? he says no and i put up a vailaint fight and you chose to torture me?!?!?
Kara: its not torture, its fuuuun.
Krystal: *pulls out the scented markers* YAY! mmMMMmm....scented...
Ryou: ok we're on to the ficcie!
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Bakura: now we must...
Kara: CELEBRATE THE HOLIDAYS!!!
Krystal: and we got everyone a present...
Malik: i am scared...oh so scared...
Bakura: is it weapons of destruction?
Joey: is it food?
Krystal: how'd you get here?
Joey: Kara let me in.
Kara: Ehehe...CHRISTMAS SPIRIT!!
Krystal: give up?
Bakura:........yes.
Kara: ok! on the count of three...one...THREE!!!
Krystal and Kara: WE GOT YOU A ONE WAY TICKET TO EGYPT!!
everyone aside Krystal and Kara: *faints anime style and doesnt get up...for a while*
Kara: do you think theyre ok?
Krystal: yeah...just a little shocked...i think. *pokes them*
Kara: *pokes Yami...because Yami is pokable*
Yami: no...no...NOT THE PRETTY PINK PONIES!!! ah...*goes back to sleep*
Bakura: mmm...chocolate...chip...COOKIES!!!
Malik: more...gold..JEWELRY!!
Kara: *giggles* there funny...
Krystal: yes, yes they are.
all the peoples: *wake up*
Yami: EGYPT?!?!? WHERE'D YOU GET THE MONEY FOR THAT?!?!?
Kara:...uh...*hides Yami's credit Card behind her back* uh...summer jobs and hard labor?
Yami: ...OKIES! ^_^
Yugi: we're finally goin to egypt? wow...im gonna be able to see where my millennium puzzle came from! *huggles his puzzle*
Malik: where are we staying at?
Krystal: well...since you seem to have a house in Egypt, i thought we'd all stay there!
Malik:.....we cant do that.
Ishtar: definately NOT.
Kara: T_T why not? *uses overy watery puppy dog eyes*
Ishtar: BECAUSE!! theres some stuff in our house that would be...yeah.
Bakura: *starts sniggering and bursts into laughter on the floor*
Kara: whats his major mallfunction?
everyone: *stares at Kara cause she used a new word...and probably spelled it wrong too*
Kara: i mean...hes funny ^_^
Bakura: theyy...they..they!
Krystal: they? huh? i dont get it..
Ishtar: if you tell them before we get that house...cleaned up...i swear i will hurt you!
Bakura: they have Mffledfg.
Ishtar: *covers Bakura's mouth with his hand* ignore him. *gags Bakura*
Ryou: starts laughing*
Krystal: what? what is it?
Ryou: *laughing* they have lots of...BRITTANY SPEARS CD'S!!
Ishtar: damn it!!!
Malik: *laughs* a guy stayed with us a Ishtar got hooked on it..haha.
Ishtar: i dont like her anymore..*grumbles*
Kara: *puts on brittany spears*
Ishtar: *perks up and starts lip singing the words* ok..I NEED PUNK ROCK!!
Krystal: good by me! *pops in Linkin Park*
Kara: shouldnt we be leaving for the plane since we only have...a whole FIVE MINUTES!!
all: FIVE MINUTES!?!?!?! we havent even packed yet!!
Krystal: we're gonna need your ferari, yami.
Yami: but...but*starts throwing a fit* its MY ferari!!!
Krystal: and we'll need your motorbike Ishtar.
Ishtar: MY MOTORBIKEY!! *does the same thing as Yami*
Kara: *uses puppy dog eyes*
both: fine. *grumble and go to pack*
Alison: and for some insane random reason, they get on the plane! with everything packed! and with the help of Ishtar's Millennium Rod to delay the peoples!!
Ishtar and Bakura: *stroking there items* me preciousss...it CAME to me...my one...my only...my precioussss...
Krystal: o..kay...
Kara: GAH! THEIR GOLEM!
everyone: *rolls eyes at Kara*
Krystal: no more lord of the rings.
Kara: BUT I LIKE LORD OF THE RINGS!! I LIKE LEGOLAS!! HES CUTE!! *starts throwing a temper tantrum*
Krystal:.......fine. but wait till the plane starts.
Alison: the plane starts and everyone is instantly bored. dont ask me why, ask miss insane authoresses.
Kara: starts stroking her millennium item and does that thing Golem does and sounds js just like him*
everyone: 0o...*sweatdrops and rolls eyes*
Kara: whaaat? Golems cool! *smiles*
Krystal: *falls asleep*
Malik: *challenges Bakura and Ishtar to a game of Poker*
Bakura: which one? there's two HERS to poke!
Malik: not poke HER, poker!
Bakura: oh yeah...
Kara: *is now playing with Yami's hair and is messing it up and putting it in funny styles.*
Yugi: *is asleep and hugging a teddy*
everyone: aaaww...ITS SO CUTE!!
Krystal: *smacks everyone who was bein loud with the help of Kara* shh!
Alison: and for some random reason, Kara's Yami popped on some headphones and cranked " sk8er boi" as loud as it would go and complained that it was to quiet*
Kara: *does the same because im too lazy to write it all out again*
Ryou: *is reading a good book*
Krystal: *starts playing poker*
Yami: *wakes up and sees his hair* AAH!! *uses generous amounts of gel to fix it and starts playing poker*
Kara: *blinks. blinks again*
Alison: i like doin that! *blinks, then blinks again* then for some reason, Inuyasha was on the plane!
Kara: GASP! MUST...GLOMP!!! *glomps Inuyasha*
Inuyasha: *turning blue* help...need...air...
Kara: oops. sorry! ^-^ *settles for Glomping his arm*
Yami: *feels neglected*
Kara: *glomps Yami too*
Yami: yay! ^_~
Ishtar: *also looks neglected*
Kara: geez, how many people do i gots ta glomp? *glomps him too*
Alison: is that even humanly possible? to glomp three people?
Kara: it is if your sitting in Inuyasha's Lap!! ^________^
Alison: okay...
Krystal: im bored.
Kara: me too.
Krystal: wanna play a game?
Kara: okay! what game?
Krystal: i dunno...wait, i know! lets play toss the H-bomb!
Kara: yeah!
Both: whee! whee!
Alison: BOOM! *giant mushroom cloud*
(A/N there is a website that i got this from..the website address is
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/demented.html and watch the movie.
thats where we got some of the stuff in this story,
so we are giving credit ot Brian Kendall for...whatever he did. yeah)
Alison: suddenly, the Gods appear! the egyptian ones!
Isis: they werent supposed to blow up that plane...
Horus: wanna bring 'em back?
Ra: we should...but do we have to?
Isis and Horus: YES!
Ra: okilee dokilee! then i get to do it this time!!
Isis: okay just hurry! we still need to meet them, and make our dramatic unexpected appearance!
Ra and Horus:.......................................
Isis: can you actually say ....?
Ra: you can now!!
Alison: so the gods make their dramatic appearance right after they brought peoples back to life.
Kara: why am i wearing egyptian godess type stuff?
Isis and Horus: RA!!
Ra: Ehehehe...*brings people back to life*
Isis: Pervert...
everyone: ow...my head...or what WAS my head...it hurts...like he-
??????: BEEP!
Kara: what the
??????: BEEP!
Kara: was that?
Alison: we got a censor.
Krystal: GAH!! I HATE THEM!!............who is it?
Alison: its Mokuba.
Kara: hey...whats Seto doing up there with you?
Alison: Ehehehe...
Krystal: *points* mistletoe! ^_~
Seto: *is too happy about this for anyones comfort*
Alison: Yay! i like Semughafid!
Seto: *kisses her full on the lips*
(A/N sorry but im handin out the bishies that havent been taken...so sorry Seto fans!*
Kara: 0o...ok...i just noticed something. almost everyone here has a four letter name!
Seto: for a minute i thought you were gonna say something remotely intellegent. how stupid of me.
Kara: YOUR MEAN! *beats Seto over the head with a frozen pizza*
Fooby the Kamikaze watermelon: doo doo doo doo doo do! WHEE! *-SPLAT!-*
Kara and Krystal: YAY FOR FOOBY!!
Yami: okay...that was random.
Random: no, I'M random!
Kara: i likes fooby! *smiles*
Krystal: now that we are all....back to life and stuff...wanna play toss the H-Bomb?
Isis: *appears* NO YOU WILL NOT!
Yami: GASP! *starts bowing down to her*
Isis: ok...*sends them to Egypt*
Yami: where is godess Isis?
Kara: sniffs* she went buh bye!!
Yugi: *is sitting there saying nothing and looking too cute for his own health*
Krystal: want some GUM Yugi?
Yugi: *not realizing who he's taking gum from* SURE! ^_^ *chews happily and becoms a chibi*
Krystal: *picks him up and hands him to Kara*
Kara: KAWAII!!!
Yugi: O.O mama?
Yami: *sniggers*
Yugi: *looks to Yami and sees hair like his own* dada?
Yami: *turns pale*
Ishtar: *starts laughing* HAHAHAHAHA!
Yami: whats so funny?
Ishtar: he thinks you two...AHAHAHAHA!
Kara: i dont get it.
Ishtar: you too are his parents! hahaha...and-
Yugi: unkey Ishtaw!
Ishtar: *turns deathly pale*
Yugi: *sees Malik* Unkey Mawik!
Malik: 0O;;
Krystal: ^_^ isnt he cute?
Yugi: Aunty Kwistal!
Kara: Krystal...
Krystal: yes?
Kara: what did you put in that gum?
Krystal: uh...i had some Chibi gum left over and decided Yugi was bein too cute for his own health so i would make him deathly cute! ^_~
Kara: ok....
Ryou: ^_^ isnt he cute?
Yugi: Aunty Wyou!
Bakura: *sniggers*
Yugi: Aunty Batoowa!
Bakura: OO
Ryou: *laughs* no no yugi, Uncle Bakura And Uncle Ryou.
Yugi: *smiles* Aunty Batoowa and Uncle Wyou!
Bakura: no im an uncle yugi.
Yugi: Aunty Batoowa!
Bakura: Uncle.
Yugi: Uncle Aunty Batoowa!
Bakura: -_-;;; Just call me Bakura.
Yugi: otay Batoowa! *loks up at Kara* Mommy! up!
Kara: *picks him up*
Bakura: *grumbles that he got called "Aunty"*
Yugi: *is playing with Random-
Random: YAY! someone to play with!
Alison: he was supposed to be playing with Random STUFF not Random Random...wow thats too confusing...@~@
Yugi: *playing with whatever Random thing he's playing with...which is dun dun DUN! Kara's millennium item!*
Kara: uh oh...
Yami Kara: *appears* HOW DARE YOU LET HIM TOUCH MY MILLENNIUM ITEM?!?!?!
Kara: uh...Ehehehe...ISNT HE CUTE! *shoves Yugi in her face*
Yami Kara: *blinks* get that disgusting thing away!
everyone: GASP!
Yugi: *starts crying*
Everyone except Yami Kara: *tries to comfort him*
Yami Kara: *rolls eyes* you freaks can calm him down. i'll smell ya later*dissapears*
Malik: i dont think i like your Yami...
Kara: you will, she's just anti-social.
Malik: oh, is that it? *is being sarcastic*
Kara: *doesnt notice* yup! i think...aside of her being murderous and homicidal and evil and sadistic, shes actually a good person! ^_^
everyone except Kara: -_-;';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
Alison: so they went to Malik and Ishtar's house!!
Kara:AAAAAWWWWW shhhhhhh hes asleep!^-^
everyone:-_-;;;;
Yami:*finally dawns on him*HEY if we're Yugis "parents"then we're married!^_^*points to Kara*
Ishtar:....why?.....
Krystal:MUAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH!!!!!!!!!YAMI & KARA FOREVER HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!
Yami & Kara:*blush bright red*
Ishtar:*growls*
Yugi:*wakes up and startes crying*MAMA!!
Ryou:*is holding Yugi*uuuuhhhh Kara Yugi wants you...
Kara: *takes Yugi* stop crying, theres nothing to worry about!
Yugi: *stops crying*
Malik: wow. shes good.
Kara: now do you want Uncle Malik to give you a piggy back ride?
Yugi: yay!
Malik: i dont think i want to-
Yugi: up!
Malik: *rolls eyes and gives Yugi a piggy back ride*
Alison: suddenly krystal gets the look on her face that tells everyone she's plotting something evil that they are all going to be a part of whether they like it or not.*
Krystal: hey Malik, Ishtar...want some gum?
Malik: *givesYugi to Kara* sure. *takes gum like an idiot*
Ishtar: sure why not. *is an idiot also and takes the gum*
Alison: suddenly, THEY ARE CHIBI's! to no ones supprise...
Ishtar: *looks at Kara* Momma?
Malik: *looks at Krystal* Mommy?
Krystal: oh crap...
Kara: great. now im married to Yami and have two kids...what next, I'm mother to a three headed calf?
Random three headed Calf: MOOOO! momma? *looks at Kara*
Kara: forget that.
R.T.H.C: ok. *walks away*
Ishtar: mooo momma? *looks at Kara-*
Kara: dont do that.
Ishtar:.......okies! ^_^
Krystal: *picks up Malik*
Malik: *looks at Bakura* Daddy?
Bakura: O.O
Krystal: -_-;; great now I'M married to Hentai...
Bakura: *pulls out membership card* yep, and its official!
Ryou: yay! im not cursed!!
Malik: *looks at Ryou* daddy?
Krystal: great now im married to TWO friggin guys.
Chibi's: GASP!
Yami: so we're not married?
Kara: no. we're not married.
Yami: ok honey! ^_^
Kara: -_-***
Alison: now they go into the house. type place thing. and suddenly, for another Random reason, Inuyasha bursts in, AGAIN! wow, how original...
Kara: YAY! INU-CHAN! *glomps him*
Ishtar: you is cheatin on daddy?
Kara: he's not your daddy. i have no clue who your daddy is.
Krystal: just play the part, its too confusing for their simple chibi minds to comprehend.
Kara: okay...*sniffles*
Yami: shuggar...need sugar!
Krystal: at least hes not sugar high...yet.
Alison: then suddenly, the gods make another appearance*
Yami: GASP! *starts bowing down to all of the god type peoples*
Horus: this has gone on long enough. *snaps fingers and chibi's turn normal*
Krystal: want some gum?
Isis: no we do not.
Krystal: how about you? Horus? Ra?
Isis: i said WE do not.
Krystal: speak for yourselves. they're big enough to speak for themselves. i think.
Isis: they dont know how to speak for themselves.
Krystal: oh. why not? why do you not want any gum?
Isis: one, because they're idiots, two, because I know what your gum does.
Krystal: damn.
Kara: *feels tingly* whoa i feel tingly...*is in godess outfit again*
Isis and Horus: RA!
Ra: Ehehehe...What?
Yami and Ishtar: *drool*
Kara: -_-;;; theres no hope for those two.
Ra: pretty...
Isis: OMG RA! i mean...oh my Ra, Ra! i didnt know you were a pervert! wait...yes i did.
Ra: WHOOPS!
Krystal: i thought you said they were stupid...
Isis: they are.
Krystal: Ra just conned you into forgetting about Kara.
Isis......DAMN! KNOCK IT OFF RA!
Everyone: O.O
Krystal: *looks over at Kara who now has Horus Drooling over her*
Kara: ,,|,, i dont like bein drooled on.
Krystal: Kara...
Kara: what?
Krystal: you do realize you just gave a GOD the finger.
Kara: i dont think he noticed...
Krystal: he might take that as an offer, any how.
Kara: O0;;;
Krystal: and you know Those two *points to Yami And Ishtar* might take it as an offer too.
Kara: I HATE THIS! HOW CAN YOU FLIP A GUY OFF WITHOUT OFFERING HIM...?
Krystal: umm...Kara? is it that time of the month again?
Kara: WHAT?!?!?!?!?
Ryou: *watching them argue* should we stop them?
Bakura: *with a bowl of popcorn* trying to stop them is like trying to stop time. it wont work. and then it comes back and bites you in the ass. plus, this is interesting.
Ryou: O0;;;
Malik: hmm...i wonder if thy'll stop anytime before dark...or the next millennia...
Isis: *uses her goddessly powers to make Kara normal*
Ra Horus Yami and Ishtar: *looks dissapointed*
Kara: ,,|,, perverts...
Krystal: -_-;; did i say all that for absolutely nothing?
Kara: ^_^ yup!
Bakura: O0;; how can she go from PMS mode to " im a sugar happy little midget* in seconds flat?
Kara: *glares* shut up albino *stomps off into the house and upstairs*
Bakura: *grumbles* IM NOT A
Mokuba: BEEP!
Krystal: hey where were you?
Mokuba: getting buzzed off of shugar!
Krystal: ok!
Bakura: ALBINO YOU %$@*^(#$*(#%^*(#%*^#)^*$@)@^()$^@^@$*(^@$*()^@)$*(#*(^@#%*)^@%*^()@Y$*(*%#(*^(%#*^%*^()#$^(#
Kara: *opens the window and chucks a lamp at Bakura's Head*
Bakura: @~@ look at the pretty birdies, i want the pink one mommy! *faints*
Krystal: getting...smothered...x_X
Ryou: *tries to pull Bakura off of Krystal*
Bakura: *is too fainted to move easily*
Krystal: ^O^ *trying to breathe*
Ryou: IM TRYING!! HE WONT MOVE HIS FAT A-
Bakura: huh?
Ryou: move your a-
Bakura: what?
Krystal: MOVE YOUR FAT A-
Bakura: what?
Alison: will Bakura ever get off of Krystal? will Kara ever get over her mood swings? will Bakura ever let anyone say ass? will any of the otehr characters start talking? find out next on the next chapter of " THE DAY I BLEW UP THE MICROWAVE!"