^_^ hello peeps! sorry for the long wait! but now im baaaack!

Ishtar: everyone run shes highly dangerous.

Krystal: AHAHAHAHAH!

Bakura: so what if i accedentally on purposely put 73 pixie stix in her mountain dew?

Kara: *glares*
Mokuba: IIIIII LIKE TO SING ABOUT DUCKIES! DO DOO DOO DOOOO! DUCKIE! *glomps Krystal's foot*
Y Krystal: *takes over* GET OFF MY AIBOUS FOOT YOU INSOLENT MORTAL!!
Kara: am I an insolent mortal? *sniff sniff*
Y Krystal: no
Kara: YAYNESS! *goes back to....................yeah*
Kaiba: *glomps alison*
Malik: I DONT FEEL LOVED! *sniff sniff*
Y Krystal: ............and?
Malik: *gets all pouty like*
Kara: *watches then gets all pouty like too*
Krystal: why are you pouting?
Kara: I WANT LORD OF THE RINGS!!!
Krystal:....well I guess you can have legolas in the introductions. if the reviewers dont mind. *HINT HINT*
Kara: yay! *gets all happy-happy joy-joy*
Legolas: *appears out of no where* where are the Orcs?
Kara: GASP! LEGOLAS! *glomps*
Krystal: ^^;;;
Yami: uh what is she doin?
Malik: shes glomping him, cantcha tell?
Yami: *has really dark sunglasses on* not really.
Ryou: i havent been in this extremely long introduction!
Bakura: me neither.
Malik: look Ryou, theres a guy with an accent like yours! *points to Legolas who right now is turning blue because of kara and her almighty glompedness*
Krystal: kara...
Kara: what?
Krystal: they need him alive for the next lord of the rings movie, he DOES need to breathe ya know.
Kara: Eheheheheh ^^;;; *loosens up a bit*
Legolas: SWEET AIR!
Krystal: air is sweet? really? *starts trying to eat the air*
Ishtar: look Bakura you got her addicted to sugar! *hi fives him*
Kara: can i have an extra copy of your costume? its preeeety *looks hopeful*
Ryou: how about we start the fic now?
Krystal: why?
Kara: but then i'll lose legolas!
Krystal: you can have him after the show.
Kara: GASP! REALLY? bye bye legsie!
Legolas: *thinking* legsie?
Kara: nickname for you! it preeety.
Ryou now we're starting! i think.
Krystal: *holds head and starts screaming in pain* THINKING IS BAD!!! DONT DO IT!! *starts writhing and twitching on thet ground*
Kara: I only think if its about meh bishies *smiles*
Krystal: how many is that now?
Kara: nowlets see...*starts counting on her fingers* 5 peoples!
Krystal: -_-;;; i only have...! *thinks* three!
Kara: what about mokuba miss duckie lady?
Krystal: im kicking him offstage or off whatever this evil contraption of evil doomness this is.
Legolas: Helms deep?
Krystal:...........guess you can call it that if you want.
Ryou: ok now we are going to start the fic now.
Krystal: okies! ^^
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Krystal: will you now remove your fat ass from my body?
Bakura: why should i? *grins devilishly*
Krystal: shit.
Kara: *chucks another lamp at Bakura, lets just say she didnt miss*
Bakura: OWW! WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR?!?!?!?!??!
Kara: for being a pervert you pervert.
Malik: AHAHAHAHA!
Krystal: *finally gets Bakura off* I CAN BREATHE!
Bakura: *pouts*
Kara: *growls*
Ishtar: wow this is some pretty good looking pink lemonade! want some, guys?
all guys: sure!
Kara: wait a minute...theres something im supposed to remember about this stuff...i cant remember what it is, though. i feel special. *smiles*
Krystal: you probably remembered to forget it.
Kara: yup! *smiles and huggles self*
Yugi: how come i dont do barely anything?
Kara: because you dont talk much.
Krystal: and plus half the stuff coming from these hentais mouths are perverted. and your not so you dont talk half as much, cause your sweet and innocent.
Yugi: ok.
Kara and Krystal: ^____^
guys (that drank the "lemonade") : *eyes are all woooooo*
Kara: CREEPY!
Yami: am i scaring my pet? *rubs against her arm and starts purring*
Kara: IM SCARED! YAMI'S SCARING ME! *hides behind Ishtar*
Alison: which was not a smart decision...you'll see why here in a few ^^
Kara: hi alison! where were you?
Alison: uh...nowhere *looks shifty eyed*
Kara: ok then! ^_^
Ishtar: dont worry love! i'll save you! *looks all.....YEAH....*
Kara: *whimpers*
Krystal: *horrible realization comes to her* Kara...that WASNT the love potion you made because you were bored and pissed off at the world, was it?
Kara: oh crap...THATS what i was supposed to remember! ehehe...
Krystal: well, all we need is the cure then! *gets all smiley and happy*
Kara: um...krystal?
Krystal: what?
Kara: there isnt a discovered cure yet.
Krystal: you are joking...right?
Kara: no *sniffles*
Krystal: oh RA no...who all drank it, and how does it work?
Kara: everyone drank it except for us.
Krystal: crap. how does it work?
Kara: um...i dont really know.
Krystal: does it wear off?
Kara: no.
Alison: and it went on like that for a while.
Kara: T_T im gettin glomped by too many people!
Krystal: ha. you think YOUR unlucky? at least the ones glomping you arent perverted hentais.
Kara: *looks at Krystal* AHAHAHAHAHA! *points and laughs*
Krystal: *grumbles* its not funny.
Kara: *laughing while tears are pouring down her face* YES IT IS!!
Ishtar: calm down love.
Krystal: *laughs*
Kara: *grumbles*
Krystal: your fault. why in the hell did you even make that thing?
Kara: uh...i was pissed off at the world. what do you EXPECT?
Krystal: lots of back massages and vanilla cheesecake?
Bakura: Vanilla? *grins*
Krystal: do i want to know what he's grinning about?
Kara: probably not.
Krystal: how are we gonna cure this thing?
Kara: guess i better do a WHOLE bunch of reasearch. better make ALOT of coffee krystal.
Krystal: im kind of stuck.
Kara: *laughs again*'
Krystal: DONT LAUGH!
Kara: alright* smacks all the people glomping her off*
Krystal: oh crap this isnt good...
Kara: *turns into Y Kara* IF YOU MEN WANT TO REPRODUCE, GET OFF KRYSTAL, LET HER GO AND LET HER MAKE COFFE UNLESS YOU WANT MR GOLF CLUB TO MEET YOUR- *swings golf club swiftly UP*
all men: *wince at the thought*
Kara: WELL?
Alison: they get off.
Krystal: YAY! *makes lotsa coffee*
Kara: *sits down with lots and lots and lots and lots and LOTS of books*
Alison: which is a helluva lot a books!
Kara: yup!
Alison: about ten hours and 500 cups of coffee later...
Kara: *looks frustrated* I have nothing. not a SINGLE, FUCKING THING!!'
All guys: *wake up at the F-word*
Krystal: why are they so perverted all of a suden?
Kara: becasue thats the way they are!
Krystal: sure its not some...after affects of that accursed potion?
Kara: nah...i think it is the potion.
Krystal: -_-;;
Kara: well since we arent getting anywhere...lets watch a movie! ^_^
Krystal: her solution to everything. popcorn and movies. well, most things anyways.
Kara: I WANNA WATCH LORD OF THE RINGS!! *starts jumping running and defying the laws of gravity by running on the ceiling!*
Krystal: fine. *pops one of their many copies of Lord of the Rings into the DVD player*
Alison: and why you ask, do they have so many copies of Lord of the Rings? lets just say theres three reasons. 1.) she accidentally on purposely let her Yami steal a ton of copies.
Kara: hehehe
Alison: reason numero dose, she normally watches it so much that it melts. litterally, it actually lights on FIRE. last reason, kara is a little...how to put it...
Kara: OBSESSED?!?!
Alison: yeah! so they all got cozy on the couch with many bowls of popcorn...
Kara: mm popcorn....
Alison while the previews are going kara is-
Kara: *jumpinh on the couch, and Yami and Ishtar* LORDOFTHERINGSLORDOFTHERINGSLORDOFTHERINGS! LEGOLASLEGOLASLEGOLAS! OOPS DID I SAY THAT OUT LOUD? LORDOFTHERINGSLORDOFTHERINGSLORDOFTHERINGS! i gots an idea! *goes into the room and comes out in a costume that looks exactly like Legolas's*
Kara: i made it myslef! *looks all proud-like*
Alison: yay! i got you hooked on it, Krystal!
Krystal: dammit your right.
Kara: hooked on what?
Alison: adding -like to stuff! like, 'its all blue-eyes-white-dragon-like.
Kara: wow.
Alison: anyshiznitz,
Krystal: MY word!
Alison: yeah yeah yeah...
Krystal: GOD DIDNT DAMN IT, THE BEAVERS DID!! AHAHAH!
alison: CAN I FINISH?!?!?!?
kara: okies! you know what, the men havent talkeed for a while!
Yami and Ishtar: owee. *are all stepped on*
Kara: uh...whoops. ehehehe. *suddenly gets british accent* cool!
Krystal: ahh ryou dont you feel loved.
Ryou: i guess.
Kara: cool! i get to talk with an enlish accent now! *is all happy-like cause she kinda sorta sounds like legolas. not really*
Kara: HEY!
Alison: fine.
Kara: ^^
Alison they all watch the movie...or other people AHEM *glares at the guys*
Kara: go Alison.
Alison: *sniff* fine *starts walking away*
Kara: not like that!
Alison: yayness! anyway they watched the movie and kara SOMEHOW got the second movie...
Kara: i didnt steal it from the movie theatre, nope, nope, not ANYTHING like that. i never went anywhere NEAR that place...cept to watch it.
Krystal: your almopst as bad as my Yami.
Kara: ^^;;;;
Ishtar and Yami: WE STILL LOVE HER! *glomp*
Kara: growls* BACK OFF OR I'LL SIC MY YAMI ON YOU!!
everyone: *backs off*
Kara: *puts in movie and turns around, and eyes are flaming* NOW YOU WILL ALL BE SILENT AS I WATCH THIS BEAUTIFUL PIECE OF ART!! *preses play*
Krystal: ^^ killee doke!
Kara: SHUT UP!
Krystal: meep.
Kara: SHUT UP!
Alison: and they watch it again. gah this is really gonna bore the reviewers.
Kara: SHUT UP!
Alison: *moves mouth and hands mimicing kara*
Kara: *tries to strangle alison*
Krystal: NO STRANGLING THE NARRATOR!
Kara: TO HELL WITH NARRATORS!
Krystal: shes our friend!
Kara: i know but I MUST WATCH LORD OF THE RINGS!!
Krystal: now stop strangling alison or I'll sic Seto on you!
Kara: ACK! fine. *lets go of alison* be quiet for the precioussssss...
Krystal: -_-;;;
previews end
Bakura: that was only the previews!??!
Kara: i know....but werent they bloddy and gore-ful? *smiles*
real movie starts
about 3 hours later the movie ends
Alison: a mad dash to the bathroom is made. cept for kara.
Kara: *is staring at the blank screen* *snaps out of trance* MUST READ *reads the book*
Alison: meanwhile at the bathroom door-
I HAFTA GO!
WHAT ABOUT MEEE!?!?
MOVE OUTTA THE WAY I GOTTA PEE!
Alison: ^^;;; anyways after that was settled...they got bored.
Krystal: wow isnt egypt interesting. we watch movies.tell you what. i heard one of my friends was gonna be here! hold on. Malik, where is the phone?
Malik: *points* over there.
Krystal: *picks up a random potato he pointed to* this is your phone?
Malik: no. *gets up and gets the phone* here.
Krystal: *dials random number written on a piece of paper* Hi! is *random scream* there?
other voice: hiya!
Krystal: hiyaz! im here with Kara and the guys and we're really bored...wanna come over and be bored with us?
other voice: uh...maybe you guys can come over.
Krystal: ok! see ya later- *random jackhammer*
Malik: who was that?
Krystal: we're going to her house. you can see there. PEOPLE!!
Kara: *kinda looks up from book* huh?
Krystal: we're goin to my friends house!
everyone: uh...ok.
Krystal: *drags everyone there* here we are! *knocks on the door*
Pika-chan: *answers* oh hiyaz! wow...theres alot of you, isnt there?
Kara: yuppers! *goes back to reading* YAY! *sqeals* A PART ABOUT LEGOLAS!
Pika-chan: is she ok?
Krystal: sometimes I honestly Dont know. you get used to it.
Pika-chan: ok. well come in.
Alison: everyone comes in.
Pika-chan: so...what do you guys wanna play?
Malik and Bakura and Ishtar, basically all the tomb robbers: POKER!!!
Krystal: aww shit.
Kara: lets invite more peoples over! like some more authoresses! *she said this without looking up from her book*
Pika-chan: ok. but....dont we have to ask them?
Krystal: ok then we'll do it in other chappies! if you would like to join our bash of extreme evilness....SAY SO IN YOUR REVIEW! *HINT HINT*
Pika-chan but what about right now?
Bakura: we can play strip poker *grins*
Kara: count me out. i dont even like poker.
Krystal: YOU CAN PLAY BY YUORSELVES BUT I AM NOT PLAYING!! *sits down and folds arms*
Malik: ok then...we'll just play poker. *
Alison: they play poker.
Krystal: i just got an evil idea....:)
Pika-chan: oooh...what is it?
Kara: i dont know but i like it already!
Krystal: we can play a trick on the guys when they go to sleep!
Kara: like what?
Krystal: we can dress them up as girls and take pictures for blackmail!
Pika-chan: the Seto strawberry.
Kara: YAY! BLACKMAIL!
Alison: they plot and stuff. anyhoo, if you want ot be in the next chapter, review and stuff! hehehe....byez!