I wrote this a long time ago for a friend of mine who has some...issues with Darien...hope you enjoy!

ODE TO DARIEN'S TIGHT WHITE PANTS

He doesn't want anyone to know

so he doesn't let it show.

But in his mind

he's one of the kind

of people who hide the truth.

Ohhhh! How uncouth!



There are people who defend him. (Amy)

And those who make fun of him. (me)

Most think he looks like a pimp

with mixed in a little chimp.

Well, when most people see him they say:

I don't like him one bit! Nay!!



So he wears in his mind the pants,

and all Amy does is rants,

About her crushes like Will Stanton,

and how she'd like to learn Latin.

When he bends down you can see the tight clothing.

Ohhh! The horror!! Ohhh! The loathing!!!



The picture of his pants makes you cringe,

like going on a humongous Ajax binge.

Whatever you do don't you thinky:

About Darien...He's too kinky!!!

The tightness!! Showing off his shapely legs and buns.

Yay! That's it! I'm all done!!!