Name: I Wanna Be With You Author: LovelyPsychopath Rating: PG Dedicated To: Lottie Comments: This is just a little cute/funny fic I wrote for my best buddy, Lottie. PS: You are a man with an afro, and no, Legolas is not yours.

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The young and quite bored Lottie sat daintily at her desk, carefully sketching pictures of random things on her history homework. She dropped her pen after completing a rather stunning rendition of herself with a rather large afro (1). With a long yawn, she stretched her arms over her head, and slumped down into her rather uncomfortable seat. The teacher in front of her rambled on. With much concentration, she untangled a small knot in her short reddish brown hair. That's when she felt it. Two eyes practically piercing through her back. With the grace and subtlety of a tiger, she carefully turned around to face her stalker. Her brown eyes widened when she made eye contact with.......Legolas?!?!?! WTF? Since when did cute elves in their twenties have the ok to sit in on a history lesson? Didn't anyone else see him? This was way weird.... But it was even stranger when he stood up and started singing...........a Mandy Moore song. "I try but I can't seem to get myself

To think of anything but you

Your breath on my face

Your warm gentle kiss, I taste the truth

I taste the truth We know what I came here for

"So I won't ask for more" Legolas belted out, his hands clasped together, and eyes fluttering shut. Lottie could feel her brown eyes sticking out of her skull in immediate shock and surprise. This was SOOOOO not happening! She suddenly felt faint, and rather sick. "I wanna be with you

If only for a night

To be the one whose in your arms

Who holds you tight

I wanna be with you

There's nothing more to say

There's nothing else I want more than to feel this way

I wanna be with you!" With the last word, Legolas jumped forward, and pulled one unsuspecting Lottie out of her chair. Lottie looked out at her class mates, who seemed to be oblivious of the elf, the song, and currently, the rather choppy tango they were dancing. " So I'll hold you tonight

Like I would if you were mine

To hold forever more

And I'll saver each touch that I wanted

So much to feel before (To feel before)

How beautiful it is

Just to be like this" Legolas paused to dramatically dip Lottie. She squealed, and felt a very prominent blush spread across her already warm cheeks. Breaking away from her, Legolas continued his dancing, singing rampage by leaping to and fro about the room. "THANK YOU GOD!" Lottie thought to herself, as Legolas ripped his little green shirt off. "Oh baby

I can't fight this feeling anymore

It drives me crazy when I try to

So call my name

Take my hand

Make my wish

Baby, your command?" Legolas seductively rocked his hips while looking straight into Lottie's eyes. With one graceful Elvin leap, he was holding her in his strong arms. "I wanna be with you..." He said softly. "I WANNA BE WITH YOU TOO!" Lottie shouted, little stars dancing across her vision. "LOTTIE? Is there a problem?" Mr. Sadd shouted, shaking the sleeping student violently. "Oh no sir, I was just, um, yeah...." She trailed off, waiting punishment. "See me after class, missy." He said, and continued teaching.

20 MINUTES LATER

Lottie carefully crept up to her teacher's desk. "You wanted to talk to me, sir?" She asked quietly. "Yes," Mr. Sadd said, stroking his fat belly. "I just wanted to say that....I WANN BE WITH YOU TOO!" "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

THE END.

Comments: hehehe.you knew I would! This fic is for my best friend, LOTTIE!