I came out int short camouflage shorts and a short Dudley shirt. I walked
to the ring and got into it. She immediately slapped me. I gave her a
clothesline. I then did a leg drop onto her chest. I elbowed her in the
head and then I pushed her into the ropes. As she bounced back I did
clothesline and I went for the pin and got the three count. The ref raised
my hand in the air. I started walking up the ramp and Steven came down to
help Victoria. When I got to the back I heard Victoria on the mic.
Victoria: Vanilla, I'm not finished with you. You cheated. Get your butt back down here now!
I didn't go back, but I did hear Scott Stiener's music and I started laughing. I went to the woman's locker room and put on my dress. All the females were complementing me on how I look. Mark called and said everyone on Smackdown would be watching me and he said he wishes he were there to walk me down the ramp. Well, it was 20 minutes before the show ended and it was time for the wedding. Jeff was already out there with Matt, Matthew, and Amy. Jeff was so adorable. He had on a rainbow colored tux. The song Together started and I walked out. The crowd went wild and Jeff's jaw dropped. I got into the ring and handed Amy my bouquet of flowers. I held Jeff's hands. ( I am going to make the wedding ceremony shorter than it should be)
Minister: We are gathered here today to witness these two in holy matrimony. Ana Lambert do you take this man to be your husband for better or worse, through sickness and in health, do death do you part?
Ana: I do
Minister: Do you Jeff Hardy take this woman to be your wife for better or worse, through sickness and in health, do death do you part?
Jeff: I do
Minister: I now pronounce you husband and wife. You may kiss the bride.
Jeff and I kissed and everyone cheered until Brock Lesner's music came on and Paul came out.
Paul: Isn't that so cute. I just came out here to wish y'all luck on your marriage, but Ana how do you feel now that you just married a cheater.
Ana: What are you talking about Paul?
Paul: Oh he didn't tell you?
Ana: Tell me what Paul?
Paul: That he's a cheater..Here look for yourself
On the screen it showed Jeff and CoCo kissing. Tears formed in my eyes and ran down my cheek. I looked at Jeff.
Ana: How could you? You bastard!
I left the ring and ran up the ramp. Jeff tried to follow, but Matt held him back telling him to let me cool down. Amy and Matthew ran after me. I didn't know where to go. All I knew was I needed to get away from here. I was feeling my chest tighten and I was getting dizzy. Oh no! An Anxiety attack. I can't stop now. I need to suck it up and get out of here. I ran to the parking lot and by now the tightness was worse and I couldn't breathe. Everything was spinning. I just collapsed right there. When Matthew and Amy reached the parking lot they saw me. They rushed to me.
Matthew: Amy go get help fast!
Amy nodded and left to get help. Matthew just sat there with my head in his lap. Amy then came back with a trainer.
Amy: The ambulance will be here in a couple of minutes.
Matthew: What's wrong with her?
Trainer: Does she have Asthma or diabetes or anything like that?
Amy: She has Anxiety Disorder.
Trainer: Has she been stressed out at all recently?
Matthew: She just got married and she found out her new loser husband cheated on her.
Trainer: That might have caused this episode.
Then the ambulance arrived and as they were putting me on the stretcher, Jeff, Matt, and the camera crew came and ran to me.
Jeff: What happened?!?!?! ANA! ANA PLEASE ANSWER ME!
I just laid there on the stretcher, not moving.
Matthew pushed Jeff.
Matthew: You stay away from her. Haven't you hurt her enough.
Just then...
EMT: We're losing her. Let's move
They placed me in the ambulance and Matthew hopped in and held my hand. The ambulance drove off. Jeff, Matt, Amy, and others rushed to the hospital to see if I was OK. In the waiting room Jeff was hysterical. He was crying and saying it was all his fault. While they were still waiting Ted, CoCo, Mark, Rob, Rey Rey, Shane, Ric and Glen came. After about waiting about 1 hour the doctor finally came out.
Doctor: Are you the party with Ana Hardy?
Matthew: Yes. How is my sis? Is she going to be OK?
Doctor: We did multiple tests and x-rays on your sister. Now what ever doctor told your sister she has Anxiety Disorder, needs to have there license taken away.
Matthew: Why doc?
Victoria: Vanilla, I'm not finished with you. You cheated. Get your butt back down here now!
I didn't go back, but I did hear Scott Stiener's music and I started laughing. I went to the woman's locker room and put on my dress. All the females were complementing me on how I look. Mark called and said everyone on Smackdown would be watching me and he said he wishes he were there to walk me down the ramp. Well, it was 20 minutes before the show ended and it was time for the wedding. Jeff was already out there with Matt, Matthew, and Amy. Jeff was so adorable. He had on a rainbow colored tux. The song Together started and I walked out. The crowd went wild and Jeff's jaw dropped. I got into the ring and handed Amy my bouquet of flowers. I held Jeff's hands. ( I am going to make the wedding ceremony shorter than it should be)
Minister: We are gathered here today to witness these two in holy matrimony. Ana Lambert do you take this man to be your husband for better or worse, through sickness and in health, do death do you part?
Ana: I do
Minister: Do you Jeff Hardy take this woman to be your wife for better or worse, through sickness and in health, do death do you part?
Jeff: I do
Minister: I now pronounce you husband and wife. You may kiss the bride.
Jeff and I kissed and everyone cheered until Brock Lesner's music came on and Paul came out.
Paul: Isn't that so cute. I just came out here to wish y'all luck on your marriage, but Ana how do you feel now that you just married a cheater.
Ana: What are you talking about Paul?
Paul: Oh he didn't tell you?
Ana: Tell me what Paul?
Paul: That he's a cheater..Here look for yourself
On the screen it showed Jeff and CoCo kissing. Tears formed in my eyes and ran down my cheek. I looked at Jeff.
Ana: How could you? You bastard!
I left the ring and ran up the ramp. Jeff tried to follow, but Matt held him back telling him to let me cool down. Amy and Matthew ran after me. I didn't know where to go. All I knew was I needed to get away from here. I was feeling my chest tighten and I was getting dizzy. Oh no! An Anxiety attack. I can't stop now. I need to suck it up and get out of here. I ran to the parking lot and by now the tightness was worse and I couldn't breathe. Everything was spinning. I just collapsed right there. When Matthew and Amy reached the parking lot they saw me. They rushed to me.
Matthew: Amy go get help fast!
Amy nodded and left to get help. Matthew just sat there with my head in his lap. Amy then came back with a trainer.
Amy: The ambulance will be here in a couple of minutes.
Matthew: What's wrong with her?
Trainer: Does she have Asthma or diabetes or anything like that?
Amy: She has Anxiety Disorder.
Trainer: Has she been stressed out at all recently?
Matthew: She just got married and she found out her new loser husband cheated on her.
Trainer: That might have caused this episode.
Then the ambulance arrived and as they were putting me on the stretcher, Jeff, Matt, and the camera crew came and ran to me.
Jeff: What happened?!?!?! ANA! ANA PLEASE ANSWER ME!
I just laid there on the stretcher, not moving.
Matthew pushed Jeff.
Matthew: You stay away from her. Haven't you hurt her enough.
Just then...
EMT: We're losing her. Let's move
They placed me in the ambulance and Matthew hopped in and held my hand. The ambulance drove off. Jeff, Matt, Amy, and others rushed to the hospital to see if I was OK. In the waiting room Jeff was hysterical. He was crying and saying it was all his fault. While they were still waiting Ted, CoCo, Mark, Rob, Rey Rey, Shane, Ric and Glen came. After about waiting about 1 hour the doctor finally came out.
Doctor: Are you the party with Ana Hardy?
Matthew: Yes. How is my sis? Is she going to be OK?
Doctor: We did multiple tests and x-rays on your sister. Now what ever doctor told your sister she has Anxiety Disorder, needs to have there license taken away.
Matthew: Why doc?