Artemis (or Tenken Chick, I don't wanna right this at the beginning of each story! If you don't get, figure it out on your own!): Second chappie is up! Yayz!
Akerri: C'mon! Tell the story already! I don't wanna stand here to hear you complaining about how you have to say your name is Artemis all the time!
Artemis: Fine. We left off when Tristan told a lie to Mokuba.
Tristan: It wasn't a lie! You guys are horrible kissers!
Mina: How are you suppose to know? We've never kissed you.
Tristan:..eh….hehe
Akerri: And we are not sloppy! You guys are the ones who are sloppy!
Tristan: *glances at his empty wrist* Oh look! I have to go to…that thing I needed to go to! Bye bye!
Artemis, Akerri, & Mina: …men…
Artemis: Okay! On to the fic!
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Tea: BEER?! YAMI!?
Yami: Its not my fault! Everyone said they wanted beer and I ended up being the one who had to get it.
Seto: Okay! Here's the rules before you guys can drink! IF YOU THROW UP ON ANY OF THE FURNITURE, I'LL HAVE YOU HANGED! KAPEESH?
Everyone:…….
Seto: I'll take that as a yes.
Y. Bakura: Don't get yer underwear in a knot. I know how to hold my glass. *takes a sip and is instantly drunk* whooey! *hiccup* this here stuff *hicc* is strong!
Seto: Remember, Barfing and hanging is a good combination in this house.
Y. Bakura: Yur a purdy *hiccup* girl. *hiccup*
Artemis: *sniff* my b-baku-chan is g-gay?!
Yami: He's just drunk, Artemis. In the meantime, would you like a soda? *grins*
Artemis: Well, having soda is better than being drunk easily so sure. *drinks the 'soda'*
*hiccup* you s-spiked the *hiccup* soda…
Yami: HEY! We gots another drunkie! *wink*
Artemis: twinkie twinkie *hiccup* lil star *hiccup* how I wonder how old you are *hiccup*
Joey: I bet she's singing that to you Yami! Hehe!
Yami: Wha?! hmph! Someone's age is not to made fun of…
Joey: Unless you're 5000 years old! Hahaha!
Yami: Why you lil-
Joey: *whimpers* I thought I was suppose to be your friend! Someone to joke with, someone to play with, you're so cruel Yami!
Yami: Aww, I'm sorry, Joey. I didn't know you were joking.
Joey: Okay! ^_^ Then in the name of our friendship, lets have a soda! *grins*
Yami: First of all, your talking like Tea…
Joey: Oops, I'm sorry.
Yami: Second of all, I know you put that super strong beer in that soda.
Joey: Aw, you caught me, the soda I exchanged it in is in that beer bottle.
Yami: Fine, I'll just have that. *drinks the beer* Hey, *hiccup* this is *hicc* regular beer. *hiccup*
Joey: You got it! 3 DRUNKIES!
Ryou: Oh my. Well, I'll just be over here, avoiding the drunkies…
Mina: *grabs Ryou* You could be with me, avoiding the drunkies! 3 3
Ryou: Uh, that's okay…hehe…
Akerri: Forget about the drunkies! I don't wanna have the party ruined by a white-haired nerd, a mulit-colored hair freak, or a stupid aibou!
Drunkies(Yami Bakura, Yami, and Artemis): Hey! *hiccup*
Tristan: Yeah, just lock 'em in a room or something.
Mina: Do you know what could happen when one girl and two guys are kept in one room while they're drunk?!
Tristan: no, why?
Mina: Sorry, can't give away the details. *winks*
Tristan: *realizes what could happen* oh, I see! Then lets keep an eye on them. *winks back*
Tea: You're really perverted, you know.
Tristan: What can I say, it's a gift!
Seto: I'll be the one to choose the next game. *picks out a slip of paper from the hat* good, something that doesn't have to do with making out. Truth or Dare.
Mina: Actually, you can be dared to make-out with someone, or worse.
Seto:…o….Well, first, we got to lock up the drunkies.
[Tristan, Joey, and Seto start pushing the three drunkies to a different room]
Seto: Okay, now that's done, I'll spin first. *grabs Yami Bakura's finish up beer bottle and spins it* Hehehe, lets see who I get to torture. *lands on Joey* MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Get ready puppy dog! Truth or Dare?
Akerri: This is gonna be good. ^_^
Joey: um….truth?
Seto: hmmm,
Joey: *praying* please have nothing to do with puppies. Please have nothing to do with puppies….
Seto: If you could go on a date with any of these girls….
Joey: *sighs in relief*
Seto:…in a puppy dog suit….
Joey: …I'm doomed…
Seto:…who would it be?
Joey: uh, eh, err, hehehe….um…
[plays the 'waiting song']
Joey: I'd choose….Mina.
Mina: *major blush* uh, I'm flattered, hehe.
Akerri: Boring! C'mon lover boy! Spin!
Joey: Okay, okay. Just shut up! *spins the bottle and lands on Ryou* Okay, truth or dare?
Ryou: uh, truth.
Akerri: Truth is boring. You guys are boring.
Joey: SHADDAP! Hmm, truth, eh. What was the worst thing you've ever done in your life, Mr. Goody Two Shoes?
Ryou: uh oh. Uhh, it's so terrible, I really shouldn't tell.
Everyone except Ryou: Tell us! Tell us! Tell us!
Ryou: Okay! I….I…I returned a late library book…4 days late! *starts to cry a bit*
Akerri: Since your Yami isn't here, I'll do this for him. YOU'RE A WHIMP! SPIN LIBRARY BOY!
Ryou: Okay! *spins the bottle which lands on Akerri* Truth or Dare?
Akerri: I'm not a whimp like you guys, so I'm picking dare.
Ryou: *grins* I dare you to flirt with a special someone for the rest of the game.
Akerri: Nani?! As long as its not-
Ryou: you have to flirt with Kaiba.
Akerri: Evil, evil….pure evil…
Joey: I bet your Yami's going to be proud of you, Ryou.
Akerri: *walks over to Seto and lays her head on his shoulder* This is so not right.
Seto: Do you think I'm enjoying this?
Akerri: No
Seto: Then be quiet. The games should be over once a drunkie escapes.
********************At the Drunkies' Room*********************************
Yami: What are *hiccup* you doing *hiccup* Artie?
Artemis: *hiccup* lookie! The door is open! *hiccup*
Yami Bakura: [to Artemis] Yur purdy! *hiccup*
Artemis: [to Y. Bakura] well, *hiccup* yur oogly..*hiccup*
Y. Bakura: thank you *hiccup*
[Artemis walks wobbly into Mokuba's room]
Artemis: Hello *hiccup* Mokubo…
Mokuba: It's Mokuba. Are you drunk.
Artemis: *hiccup* maybe.
*************************Downstairs*************************************
A scream could be heard from upstairs.
NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Seto: Mokuba! *runs off*
Akerri: I bet one of the drunks got out. Its probably Artemis.
Seto: *holding Artemis* You're right. Your aibou passed out on Mokuba's bed.
Artemis: *smiling and giggling in her sleep*
Yugi(who hasn't been mentioned in the story for a long time): Makes you wonder what she's thinking of.
Artemis: *talking in her sleep* stop that ryou….heehee…I won't tell bakura….
Everyone except Artemis: *turns white and stares at ryou*
Ryou: honestly, I have no idea what she's talking about! She's probably still drunk!
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Artemis: Well, that's it for todays chappie!
Akerri: Why don't you just finish up right now?
Artemis: One, my brother, burnfist23, wants to write his fanfic….
Akerri: don't tell me, its going to be about stupid hamsters that fall in love aka Hamtaro.
Artemis: correct. Two, my mom is coming home and I have school tomorrow, and three,….um…err
Akerri: what?
Artemis: I forgot how the rest of the party went.
Akerri: *falls on the floor anime style* d'oh! You crazy baka! Are you still drunk?!
Artemis: ^_^" just wait for a while! It'll come back to my head! Really!
Akerri: The biggest mistake I've ever had was allowing that pharoah to seal me in the Millenium Heart! I can't believe I have such a baka aibou.
Artemis: At least I know when to cross the street. You were almost road kill last time!
Akerri: Hmph! There were no cars in ancient Egypt. Can you blame me?
Artemis:…yes…whatever. You readers will have to wait for the next chapter! K, Ja'ne!