MEMORIES OF THE FORGOTTEN
Hello minna-san!!!! IT'S VERY IMPORTANT THAT YOU READ THIS BEFORE READING THIS CHAP BECAUSE NARAKU IS GONNA END UP WITH KAGOME AND KIKYOU WITH INUYASHA...JK, JK, JK!!! PLEASE DON'T THROW YOUR TOMATOES AT MEEEEEEEEEEE!!
::dodges tomatoes:: don't worry about Naraku and Kagome because she's too smart for him, but the question is...will Kagome be too late to stop Inuyasha from taking Kikyou? Read to find out, and there will be a hint of lime in this, but NO HEAVY LEMON between Inuyasha and Kikyou, I PROMISE YOU THAT!!!
Ja,
Hatsuyuki
A DISTURBING SCENE, FRUIT PUNCH, AND PUBLICITY
Kagome took a drink from her cup and turned around to go back to Inuyasha, but someone was in her way. She spat out the contents in her mouth onto the person's face.
PPHEEEEEEEEEETT!!!!! ::cough cough::
"Ah, gomen nasai, gomen nasai!! You surprised me!!" Kagome apologized, and took out a handkerchief, wiping the guy's face.
"Err...that's okay...your name is Kagome is it?" muttered Naraku, plastering a fake smile on his face.
"Hai, and who might you be?" Kagome smiled, "I'm not very good with names."
"Hai, I'm Yakuza Naraku." He replied.
Naraku stuck out his hand unconsciously, and Kagome shook it. They stood there walking and talking for a while, and Kagome was very impressed with him, as he told her about his family background. Instinctively, Naraku and Kagome were walking to the place where Kikyou and Inuyasha were. Naraku knew that he and Kagome were coming close to where Inuyasha and Kikyou were, so he decided to pop the question.
"K-Kagome." he said nervously.
"Hai, Naraku?" Kagome asked sweetly.
"Ano...ah...will you...ano...ah...err...w-will you..." Naraku stuttered.
"Will I what, Naraku?" Kagome questioned, tilting her head to the side.
"W-w-will you...b-be...m-m-my...ano...ah..............g-g-girlfriend?" Naraku finished, sweating madly like a pig.
SLAP
"You KNOW that I'm with Inuyasha!! He loves me, and I love him back!! I can't be your girlfriend!!" Kagome scolded a red hand printed face Naraku, and took another sip of water from her cup.
"Oh really! He loves you, eh? Well, then follow me..." Naraku beckoned Kagome to follow him.
Kagome followed Naraku through the bushes silently thinking to herself. 'What did he mean by that?' she thought. She then stopped when Naraku held up his hand. He then parted the bushes so that Kagome could see what was going on.
"Naraku! You made me come to show me this?!? It's not nice to spy on people, you know!" Kagome whispered fiercely.
"Take a closer look." Naraku reprimanded her.
Kagome strained and squinted her eyes to see who the couple was.
SPLASH
Kagome had dropped the cup she was holding when she recognized who the couple was. Inuyasha's ears twitched, and he grabbed his clothes.
"Aw...Inu-chan...where are you going?
"Who's there?" he barked, "you better show yourself or else..." Inuyasha cracked his knuckles, as Naraku stepped out of the bushes to reveal himself.
"Naraku...you bastard...how could you do this to KIKYOU?!?!" Inuyasha shouted, as he raised Kikyou's hands into the air to show Naraku her bruised wrists.
"Why have Kikyou when you can have Kagome, Inuyasha?" Naraku asked coolly.
"Nani? Kagome...who's she?" Inuyasha asked, afterwards a horrified look replaced an angry look on his face, "KUSO!!! KUSO!!! What have I done?! What have I done?! KUSO!! She's gonna be so mad if she ever finds out!!"
"Or when she finds out..." Naraku added.
"You better NOT tell her or else I'll...I'll...come and hunt you down!!!" Inuyasha warned.
"And get arrested, Inuyasha? I don't think so, especially when I have all the lawyers on my side, ne?" Naraku sneered.
"Kagome can't know about this!! She CAN'T!! Naraku, I'll do anything you say!! Just DON'T tell Kagome, ONEGAI!!!" Inuyasha pleaded.
Naraku looked knowingly at Kikyou and she nodded at him for Plan B. Naraku ran over to Kikyou and pretended to grab her wrists in a bone breaking grip.
"Naraku," he snarled, "get your filthy hands off of Kikyou!!"
Naraku smiled smugly, pretending to grip Kikyou's wrists even tighter.
"Agh!! Naraku, stop!! It hurts!" Kikyou pretended to cry out in pain.
Inuyasha stepped in between Naraku and Kikyou, brushing Naraku's hands away from Kikyou's wrists.
"Naraku," he growled, "Get away NOW!!!"
Naraku smirked at him, and made his way back to where Kagome was hidden in the bushes.
"Naraku..." Inuyasha's voice sounded urgent.
Naraku stopped in mid tracks to listen to what Inuyasha had to say.
"Onegai...don't tell Kagome...I'll do anything you say...just don't tell her..." he pleaded.
Naraku slightly nodded and resumed his walk. Kagome peered through the bushes with teary eyes, as Naraku walked past her. Inuyasha then hugged Kikyou tightly.
"I'm sorry..." he said, "I should've protected you from Naraku..."
"Inuyasha," Kikyou said, "it doesn't matter. All it matters is that I'm with you..."
"Kikyou, I-" Inuyasha whispered.
"Shhh..." Kikyou put a finger to Inuyasha's lips, and said coyly, "now...where were we before our little 'interruption'?"
Inuyasha grinned and the pair became lost in their heated passionate kisses again. It was too much for Kagome. She tore her gaze off her slutty half-sister, and turned around. Her foot got caught in something, and she would've fallen over if the tree wasn't there to support her. She looked down only to find Kikyou's white spaghetti strap skirt covered with grass stains and a bit of mud. 'Mou, what a whore!' Kagome thought bitterly to herself, untangling the skirt from her foot. Suddenly, Kagome grinned wickedly. She picked up Kikyou's skirt, and ran silently to the dance. Kagome then picked up a cup full of red fruit punch, and splashed it all over the white attire. She then raced to another part of the forest, shredding Kikyou's skirt along the way, and hung the skirt on a tree branch, using both of her hands to string down a flag from the carnival. She then replaced the flag with Kikyou's skirt, and strung it back up on the flag pole, chuckling to herself.
"What are you doing?" a cold emotionless voice asked.
Kagome stopped chuckling immediately, and spun around to face the person. He had long white hair like Inuyasha except that it was well kept, and maintained in a good condition. The wind blew past him, making his hair fly wildly.
"Err...I'm ah...well...you see..." Kagome stuttered.
Sesshoumaru frowned and said, "Whose skirt is that?"
"Err...well...it's my half-sister's...Kikyou..." Kagome muttered.
"Kikyou...you mean my wretched half-brother's wench?" Sesshoumaru inquired with a straight face, even though he was eager for the answer.
"Huh? What do you mean by wench?" Kagome looked up expectantly.
Sesshoumaru sighed and started his story, "Before we moved here, my little brother didn't have any friends because he was a hanyou. Until the day that Kikyou met him, he became less hostile."
Kagome was thunderstruck. Her half-sister and Inuyasha were both dating? She had no idea!!
"Did he...love her?" Kagome asked quietly.
"Of course he loved her, idiot! My stupid little brother falling in love with human wenches...such a disgrace to the family, and you haven't answered my question yet, wench!" Sesshoumaru snorted and shook his head.
Kagome narrowed her eyes dangerously, "WENCH?!" she thundered, "WENCH!?! WHO SAID THAT YOU COULD CALL ME THAT, YOU INSENSITIVE BASTARD!!!" she shrieked at him.
Sesshoumaru covered his ears. Kagome's shrieks were not pleasing to the ears, especially when you're a dog demon with sensitive ears.
"Shut up!!" he hissed, "my ears are as sensitive as anyone else's!"
Kagome quieted down and sighed as a couple of tears fell to the ground. Sesshoumaru sniffed the air, and smelled salt. He also felt that Kagome was hurt.
"You, why are you crying?" he spat at her.
"It's something you won't understand..." Kagome said bitterly.
Sesshoumaru lifted Kagome's chin up. Her face was tear streaked.
"Tell me..." he threatened.
"In case you didn't know, I'm your little brother's current girlfriend-oh, correction, I WAS his girlfriend," Kagome informed, "until that...that...FUCKING SON OF A BITCH DROPPED BY, AND TOOK HIM AWAY FROM ME!!! GOD DAMMIT, I HATE HER SO MUCH!!!!!!!!" Kagome yelled, making Sesshoumaru's drop his hand from her chin to cover his own ears.
"GOD DAMMIT!! WILL YOU PIPE DOWN?!" he roared, "I COULD GO DEAF!!!"
Kagome muttered an apology, and turned her gaze to the ground again.
"So," Sesshoumaru said, after regaining his hearing, "That wench is your half-sister?"
"Hai." Kagome mumbled dejectedly.
"If you hung your half-sister's clothing on the pole, wouldn't she be in her panties?" Sesshoumaru asked seriously.
"Nope, she would be naked and guess who's she naked with? Your stupid brother!!!" Kagome sniffed.
Sesshoumaru smirked. He began to like Kagome's attitude about his brother.
"I see. So, you take this opportunity to steal her clothing, and hang it up there." he figured.
"Brilliant, Holmes." Kagome muttered sarcastically.
Sesshoumaru narrowed his eyes, and brought his claws up to her face.
"You will treat me with respect, unless you want your face to be scarred." he threatened.
"It doesn't matter anyway because my heart has already been scarred. So I guess it doesn't matter if my face has another scar!" Kagome retorted.
Sesshoumaru dropped his hands. He couldn't think of another way to threaten the only girl that would dare stand up to him. He actually kind of liked it to have a challenger. Sesshoumaru squinted up at the skirt, and found red fruit punch all over it.
"What's with the fruit punch?" Sesshoumaru asked, wrinkling his nose a bit at the stench of Kikyou combined with the fruit punch.
"Fake period." Kagome said simply, chuckling as she imagined Kikyou's ugly horrified face at the sight of her skirt strung on the pole.
* * *
"Kagome-chan!! Kagome-chan!!!" Sango called, running to her best friend, "I haven't seen you or Inuyasha at the dance all night! Were you guys being naughty?!" Sango teased her friend, as the rest of the group closed in on Kagome, questioning her about being naughty with Inuyasha.
Kagome stiffened, "No, Sango-chan. We were not being naughty. Instead," Kagome trembled with anger, "he was being naughty with my gay ass half-sister!!"
The group was in shock.
"K-K-Kikyou? You mean that girl we saw earlier?" Miroku asked disbelievingly.
"Hai. I saw them with my own eyes." Kagome said bitterly.
The rest of the group decided to drop their questions, and let Kagome talk about the whole thing.
"YOU strung her skirt on the flagpole at the entrance?!" Tsuki cried with disbelief.
"Hai, I did!!" Kagome chuckled, imagining Kikyou trying to cover herself when everyone looks at her in her underwear.
The crowd burst into hearty laughter, imagining the expression on Kikyou's face when she finds out that her skirt was strung on the flagpole. They vowed never to tell Inuyasha that Kagome strung Kikyou's skirt on the flagpole.
* * *
"Inuyasha?" Kikyou asked, "I think that it's time that we go home."
"Hai. I think so too." Inuyasha replied reluctantly.
Inuyasha got up and dressed himself while Kikyou went looking for her clothes.
"That's funny...I remember putting my skirt over here..." Kikyou remembered, scratching her head, "but it's not here...chikusho!! Naraku must've taken it!!"
"Naraku?" Inuyasha inquired, "are you sure?"
"Hai. He walked in this direction when he left." she replied, frustrated at where he could be with her only piece of clothing for the night.
Suddenly, Inuyasha scooped her up and carried her through the forest.
"Chikusho! How am I going to get home? Naraku gave me a ride, and I suppose that he's already left! Chikusho!" Kikyou swore.
"You could stay at my place for the night since tomorrow is Sunday, and you can phone your folks to pick you up." Inuyasha suggested.
"Arigato, Inuyasha...and maybe we could get 'naughty' during the night in your room, Inuyasha..." Kikyou giggled and pressed a hard kiss on Inuyasha's lips, slanting her jaw over his.
"AHAHAHA!!! I wonder whose skirt that belongs to?"
"OH MY GOD!!! That's a skirt with period all over it!!!"
"Hey!!! That means that there's a person in their panties right now!!"
"Let's go hunt her down!!"
"YEAH!!!"
A huge group of people were crowded around the flagpole, pointing and guffawing at it while another group went out to search for the owner of the skirt. The blood drained out of Kikyou's face. Inuyasha set Kikyou down in the bushes, and came out of the forest to investigate the clothing hung on the twenty meter flagpole.
"Inuyasha! Inuyasha!!" Miroku laughed, "look!! Someone's skirt is one the flagpole!!! I wonder who does it belong to!!" He finished with a dreamy look on his face, imagining a rally beautiful girl in her panties.
Kagome's group had to pretend that they didn't know a thing about the skirt because Inuyasha would suspect her of stringing it on the flagpole. Miroku then looked sharply into the bushes, knowing that someone was there. He then gave Sango a thumbs-up signal, and she nodded at Tsuyo, Hiten, and Kagome. The three of them joined Miroku, and proceeded to the bushes Kikyou was hiding in. 'KUSO!! They're too close!!! Where should I hide?! Shimatta!!!' Kikyou panicked in her mind, while showing no expression on her face.
"HEY EVERYONE!!!! CAN WE HAVE YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE?!" Sango shouted.
"WHAT?!?!" everyone else yelled.
"CAN I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE?!?!" Sango repeated.
"YEAH!!" everyone else yelled back.
"WILL THE REAL OWNER OF THIS SKIRT PLEASE SPEAK UP?!" *silence* "WE'RE GONNA HAVE A PROBLEM HERE!!! Y'ALL NEVER HEARD THE OWNER SPEAK UP CUZ SHE IS RIGHT OVER....THERE!!!! HIDING IN THE BUSHES, WAITING FOR EVERYONE TO LEAVE SO THAT SHE COULD GET HER SKIRT BACK!!" Sango hollered, pointing in the direction of where Kikyou was.
Everyone averted their gaze to Miroku, Kagome, Hiten, and Tsuyo, pulling out a kicking-and-screaming Kikyou out of the bushes. Silence covered the whole group, then whispers, then LAUGHTER!!!!! LOTSA LAUGHTER!!! Kikyou was confronted by a bunch of mad people, laughing their asses off.
"Kikyou!!!" Kagome laughed, dropping her hand on Kikyou's shoulder, "I know you wanted publicity, but THIS?!?! AHAHA!!! I HAVE to admit, you're pretty funny for a half-sister!! AHAHAHA!!"
Kikyou angrily brushed Kagome's hand off her shoulder, and stepped aside of her to get her skirt.
Then some guys came over to harass her by rubbing her ass and pulling her bra straps.
"QUIT IT!!!!" a rough voice snarled, cracking like a whip.
Everyone immediately stopped laughing, to see who this person was. Inuyasha stepped out of the crowd to hand Kikyou her red, ripped skirt. Kikyou muttered a thank you and slipped it on. It still revealed her underwear to the whole world even with her skirt on. Kagome stifled a laugh, which came out like a snort, and it got Hiten and Miroku down on all fours, laughing again. Inuyasha glared at all of them, and guided Kikyou to the entrance.
"C'mon, let's go." he muttered to her.
She nodded at him with embarrassment spelt all over her face, and they both started walking home. Kagome watched them depart from sight with tears threatening to spill out of her eyes. 'Inuyasha,' she thought, 'this is the last straw...'
TA DA!!! Please spare me your tomatoes! I know it may be a bit harsh on Kikyou, but it was definitely funny for The Kikyou Haters Club. I had a hard time writing the part from Kagome taking Kikyou's skirt to the last few paragraphs because I couldn't stop laughing!! Anyway, it wouldn't hurt to just drop me a review?! Please? Please? Pretty please with a cherry on top?"
Ja 4 now,
hatsuyuki
Hello minna-san!!!! IT'S VERY IMPORTANT THAT YOU READ THIS BEFORE READING THIS CHAP BECAUSE NARAKU IS GONNA END UP WITH KAGOME AND KIKYOU WITH INUYASHA...JK, JK, JK!!! PLEASE DON'T THROW YOUR TOMATOES AT MEEEEEEEEEEE!!
::dodges tomatoes:: don't worry about Naraku and Kagome because she's too smart for him, but the question is...will Kagome be too late to stop Inuyasha from taking Kikyou? Read to find out, and there will be a hint of lime in this, but NO HEAVY LEMON between Inuyasha and Kikyou, I PROMISE YOU THAT!!!
Ja,
Hatsuyuki
A DISTURBING SCENE, FRUIT PUNCH, AND PUBLICITY
Kagome took a drink from her cup and turned around to go back to Inuyasha, but someone was in her way. She spat out the contents in her mouth onto the person's face.
PPHEEEEEEEEEETT!!!!! ::cough cough::
"Ah, gomen nasai, gomen nasai!! You surprised me!!" Kagome apologized, and took out a handkerchief, wiping the guy's face.
"Err...that's okay...your name is Kagome is it?" muttered Naraku, plastering a fake smile on his face.
"Hai, and who might you be?" Kagome smiled, "I'm not very good with names."
"Hai, I'm Yakuza Naraku." He replied.
Naraku stuck out his hand unconsciously, and Kagome shook it. They stood there walking and talking for a while, and Kagome was very impressed with him, as he told her about his family background. Instinctively, Naraku and Kagome were walking to the place where Kikyou and Inuyasha were. Naraku knew that he and Kagome were coming close to where Inuyasha and Kikyou were, so he decided to pop the question.
"K-Kagome." he said nervously.
"Hai, Naraku?" Kagome asked sweetly.
"Ano...ah...will you...ano...ah...err...w-will you..." Naraku stuttered.
"Will I what, Naraku?" Kagome questioned, tilting her head to the side.
"W-w-will you...b-be...m-m-my...ano...ah..............g-g-girlfriend?" Naraku finished, sweating madly like a pig.
SLAP
"You KNOW that I'm with Inuyasha!! He loves me, and I love him back!! I can't be your girlfriend!!" Kagome scolded a red hand printed face Naraku, and took another sip of water from her cup.
"Oh really! He loves you, eh? Well, then follow me..." Naraku beckoned Kagome to follow him.
Kagome followed Naraku through the bushes silently thinking to herself. 'What did he mean by that?' she thought. She then stopped when Naraku held up his hand. He then parted the bushes so that Kagome could see what was going on.
"Naraku! You made me come to show me this?!? It's not nice to spy on people, you know!" Kagome whispered fiercely.
"Take a closer look." Naraku reprimanded her.
Kagome strained and squinted her eyes to see who the couple was.
SPLASH
Kagome had dropped the cup she was holding when she recognized who the couple was. Inuyasha's ears twitched, and he grabbed his clothes.
"Aw...Inu-chan...where are you going?
"Who's there?" he barked, "you better show yourself or else..." Inuyasha cracked his knuckles, as Naraku stepped out of the bushes to reveal himself.
"Naraku...you bastard...how could you do this to KIKYOU?!?!" Inuyasha shouted, as he raised Kikyou's hands into the air to show Naraku her bruised wrists.
"Why have Kikyou when you can have Kagome, Inuyasha?" Naraku asked coolly.
"Nani? Kagome...who's she?" Inuyasha asked, afterwards a horrified look replaced an angry look on his face, "KUSO!!! KUSO!!! What have I done?! What have I done?! KUSO!! She's gonna be so mad if she ever finds out!!"
"Or when she finds out..." Naraku added.
"You better NOT tell her or else I'll...I'll...come and hunt you down!!!" Inuyasha warned.
"And get arrested, Inuyasha? I don't think so, especially when I have all the lawyers on my side, ne?" Naraku sneered.
"Kagome can't know about this!! She CAN'T!! Naraku, I'll do anything you say!! Just DON'T tell Kagome, ONEGAI!!!" Inuyasha pleaded.
Naraku looked knowingly at Kikyou and she nodded at him for Plan B. Naraku ran over to Kikyou and pretended to grab her wrists in a bone breaking grip.
"Naraku," he snarled, "get your filthy hands off of Kikyou!!"
Naraku smiled smugly, pretending to grip Kikyou's wrists even tighter.
"Agh!! Naraku, stop!! It hurts!" Kikyou pretended to cry out in pain.
Inuyasha stepped in between Naraku and Kikyou, brushing Naraku's hands away from Kikyou's wrists.
"Naraku," he growled, "Get away NOW!!!"
Naraku smirked at him, and made his way back to where Kagome was hidden in the bushes.
"Naraku..." Inuyasha's voice sounded urgent.
Naraku stopped in mid tracks to listen to what Inuyasha had to say.
"Onegai...don't tell Kagome...I'll do anything you say...just don't tell her..." he pleaded.
Naraku slightly nodded and resumed his walk. Kagome peered through the bushes with teary eyes, as Naraku walked past her. Inuyasha then hugged Kikyou tightly.
"I'm sorry..." he said, "I should've protected you from Naraku..."
"Inuyasha," Kikyou said, "it doesn't matter. All it matters is that I'm with you..."
"Kikyou, I-" Inuyasha whispered.
"Shhh..." Kikyou put a finger to Inuyasha's lips, and said coyly, "now...where were we before our little 'interruption'?"
Inuyasha grinned and the pair became lost in their heated passionate kisses again. It was too much for Kagome. She tore her gaze off her slutty half-sister, and turned around. Her foot got caught in something, and she would've fallen over if the tree wasn't there to support her. She looked down only to find Kikyou's white spaghetti strap skirt covered with grass stains and a bit of mud. 'Mou, what a whore!' Kagome thought bitterly to herself, untangling the skirt from her foot. Suddenly, Kagome grinned wickedly. She picked up Kikyou's skirt, and ran silently to the dance. Kagome then picked up a cup full of red fruit punch, and splashed it all over the white attire. She then raced to another part of the forest, shredding Kikyou's skirt along the way, and hung the skirt on a tree branch, using both of her hands to string down a flag from the carnival. She then replaced the flag with Kikyou's skirt, and strung it back up on the flag pole, chuckling to herself.
"What are you doing?" a cold emotionless voice asked.
Kagome stopped chuckling immediately, and spun around to face the person. He had long white hair like Inuyasha except that it was well kept, and maintained in a good condition. The wind blew past him, making his hair fly wildly.
"Err...I'm ah...well...you see..." Kagome stuttered.
Sesshoumaru frowned and said, "Whose skirt is that?"
"Err...well...it's my half-sister's...Kikyou..." Kagome muttered.
"Kikyou...you mean my wretched half-brother's wench?" Sesshoumaru inquired with a straight face, even though he was eager for the answer.
"Huh? What do you mean by wench?" Kagome looked up expectantly.
Sesshoumaru sighed and started his story, "Before we moved here, my little brother didn't have any friends because he was a hanyou. Until the day that Kikyou met him, he became less hostile."
Kagome was thunderstruck. Her half-sister and Inuyasha were both dating? She had no idea!!
"Did he...love her?" Kagome asked quietly.
"Of course he loved her, idiot! My stupid little brother falling in love with human wenches...such a disgrace to the family, and you haven't answered my question yet, wench!" Sesshoumaru snorted and shook his head.
Kagome narrowed her eyes dangerously, "WENCH?!" she thundered, "WENCH!?! WHO SAID THAT YOU COULD CALL ME THAT, YOU INSENSITIVE BASTARD!!!" she shrieked at him.
Sesshoumaru covered his ears. Kagome's shrieks were not pleasing to the ears, especially when you're a dog demon with sensitive ears.
"Shut up!!" he hissed, "my ears are as sensitive as anyone else's!"
Kagome quieted down and sighed as a couple of tears fell to the ground. Sesshoumaru sniffed the air, and smelled salt. He also felt that Kagome was hurt.
"You, why are you crying?" he spat at her.
"It's something you won't understand..." Kagome said bitterly.
Sesshoumaru lifted Kagome's chin up. Her face was tear streaked.
"Tell me..." he threatened.
"In case you didn't know, I'm your little brother's current girlfriend-oh, correction, I WAS his girlfriend," Kagome informed, "until that...that...FUCKING SON OF A BITCH DROPPED BY, AND TOOK HIM AWAY FROM ME!!! GOD DAMMIT, I HATE HER SO MUCH!!!!!!!!" Kagome yelled, making Sesshoumaru's drop his hand from her chin to cover his own ears.
"GOD DAMMIT!! WILL YOU PIPE DOWN?!" he roared, "I COULD GO DEAF!!!"
Kagome muttered an apology, and turned her gaze to the ground again.
"So," Sesshoumaru said, after regaining his hearing, "That wench is your half-sister?"
"Hai." Kagome mumbled dejectedly.
"If you hung your half-sister's clothing on the pole, wouldn't she be in her panties?" Sesshoumaru asked seriously.
"Nope, she would be naked and guess who's she naked with? Your stupid brother!!!" Kagome sniffed.
Sesshoumaru smirked. He began to like Kagome's attitude about his brother.
"I see. So, you take this opportunity to steal her clothing, and hang it up there." he figured.
"Brilliant, Holmes." Kagome muttered sarcastically.
Sesshoumaru narrowed his eyes, and brought his claws up to her face.
"You will treat me with respect, unless you want your face to be scarred." he threatened.
"It doesn't matter anyway because my heart has already been scarred. So I guess it doesn't matter if my face has another scar!" Kagome retorted.
Sesshoumaru dropped his hands. He couldn't think of another way to threaten the only girl that would dare stand up to him. He actually kind of liked it to have a challenger. Sesshoumaru squinted up at the skirt, and found red fruit punch all over it.
"What's with the fruit punch?" Sesshoumaru asked, wrinkling his nose a bit at the stench of Kikyou combined with the fruit punch.
"Fake period." Kagome said simply, chuckling as she imagined Kikyou's ugly horrified face at the sight of her skirt strung on the pole.
* * *
"Kagome-chan!! Kagome-chan!!!" Sango called, running to her best friend, "I haven't seen you or Inuyasha at the dance all night! Were you guys being naughty?!" Sango teased her friend, as the rest of the group closed in on Kagome, questioning her about being naughty with Inuyasha.
Kagome stiffened, "No, Sango-chan. We were not being naughty. Instead," Kagome trembled with anger, "he was being naughty with my gay ass half-sister!!"
The group was in shock.
"K-K-Kikyou? You mean that girl we saw earlier?" Miroku asked disbelievingly.
"Hai. I saw them with my own eyes." Kagome said bitterly.
The rest of the group decided to drop their questions, and let Kagome talk about the whole thing.
"YOU strung her skirt on the flagpole at the entrance?!" Tsuki cried with disbelief.
"Hai, I did!!" Kagome chuckled, imagining Kikyou trying to cover herself when everyone looks at her in her underwear.
The crowd burst into hearty laughter, imagining the expression on Kikyou's face when she finds out that her skirt was strung on the flagpole. They vowed never to tell Inuyasha that Kagome strung Kikyou's skirt on the flagpole.
* * *
"Inuyasha?" Kikyou asked, "I think that it's time that we go home."
"Hai. I think so too." Inuyasha replied reluctantly.
Inuyasha got up and dressed himself while Kikyou went looking for her clothes.
"That's funny...I remember putting my skirt over here..." Kikyou remembered, scratching her head, "but it's not here...chikusho!! Naraku must've taken it!!"
"Naraku?" Inuyasha inquired, "are you sure?"
"Hai. He walked in this direction when he left." she replied, frustrated at where he could be with her only piece of clothing for the night.
Suddenly, Inuyasha scooped her up and carried her through the forest.
"Chikusho! How am I going to get home? Naraku gave me a ride, and I suppose that he's already left! Chikusho!" Kikyou swore.
"You could stay at my place for the night since tomorrow is Sunday, and you can phone your folks to pick you up." Inuyasha suggested.
"Arigato, Inuyasha...and maybe we could get 'naughty' during the night in your room, Inuyasha..." Kikyou giggled and pressed a hard kiss on Inuyasha's lips, slanting her jaw over his.
"AHAHAHA!!! I wonder whose skirt that belongs to?"
"OH MY GOD!!! That's a skirt with period all over it!!!"
"Hey!!! That means that there's a person in their panties right now!!"
"Let's go hunt her down!!"
"YEAH!!!"
A huge group of people were crowded around the flagpole, pointing and guffawing at it while another group went out to search for the owner of the skirt. The blood drained out of Kikyou's face. Inuyasha set Kikyou down in the bushes, and came out of the forest to investigate the clothing hung on the twenty meter flagpole.
"Inuyasha! Inuyasha!!" Miroku laughed, "look!! Someone's skirt is one the flagpole!!! I wonder who does it belong to!!" He finished with a dreamy look on his face, imagining a rally beautiful girl in her panties.
Kagome's group had to pretend that they didn't know a thing about the skirt because Inuyasha would suspect her of stringing it on the flagpole. Miroku then looked sharply into the bushes, knowing that someone was there. He then gave Sango a thumbs-up signal, and she nodded at Tsuyo, Hiten, and Kagome. The three of them joined Miroku, and proceeded to the bushes Kikyou was hiding in. 'KUSO!! They're too close!!! Where should I hide?! Shimatta!!!' Kikyou panicked in her mind, while showing no expression on her face.
"HEY EVERYONE!!!! CAN WE HAVE YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE?!" Sango shouted.
"WHAT?!?!" everyone else yelled.
"CAN I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE?!?!" Sango repeated.
"YEAH!!" everyone else yelled back.
"WILL THE REAL OWNER OF THIS SKIRT PLEASE SPEAK UP?!" *silence* "WE'RE GONNA HAVE A PROBLEM HERE!!! Y'ALL NEVER HEARD THE OWNER SPEAK UP CUZ SHE IS RIGHT OVER....THERE!!!! HIDING IN THE BUSHES, WAITING FOR EVERYONE TO LEAVE SO THAT SHE COULD GET HER SKIRT BACK!!" Sango hollered, pointing in the direction of where Kikyou was.
Everyone averted their gaze to Miroku, Kagome, Hiten, and Tsuyo, pulling out a kicking-and-screaming Kikyou out of the bushes. Silence covered the whole group, then whispers, then LAUGHTER!!!!! LOTSA LAUGHTER!!! Kikyou was confronted by a bunch of mad people, laughing their asses off.
"Kikyou!!!" Kagome laughed, dropping her hand on Kikyou's shoulder, "I know you wanted publicity, but THIS?!?! AHAHA!!! I HAVE to admit, you're pretty funny for a half-sister!! AHAHAHA!!"
Kikyou angrily brushed Kagome's hand off her shoulder, and stepped aside of her to get her skirt.
Then some guys came over to harass her by rubbing her ass and pulling her bra straps.
"QUIT IT!!!!" a rough voice snarled, cracking like a whip.
Everyone immediately stopped laughing, to see who this person was. Inuyasha stepped out of the crowd to hand Kikyou her red, ripped skirt. Kikyou muttered a thank you and slipped it on. It still revealed her underwear to the whole world even with her skirt on. Kagome stifled a laugh, which came out like a snort, and it got Hiten and Miroku down on all fours, laughing again. Inuyasha glared at all of them, and guided Kikyou to the entrance.
"C'mon, let's go." he muttered to her.
She nodded at him with embarrassment spelt all over her face, and they both started walking home. Kagome watched them depart from sight with tears threatening to spill out of her eyes. 'Inuyasha,' she thought, 'this is the last straw...'
TA DA!!! Please spare me your tomatoes! I know it may be a bit harsh on Kikyou, but it was definitely funny for The Kikyou Haters Club. I had a hard time writing the part from Kagome taking Kikyou's skirt to the last few paragraphs because I couldn't stop laughing!! Anyway, it wouldn't hurt to just drop me a review?! Please? Please? Pretty please with a cherry on top?"
Ja 4 now,
hatsuyuki