Artemis: Thank you chibibaka and Erin for reviewing my fic. Of course, no one else reviews my fics, which is so unfair!
Akerri: Ah, put a sock in it Miss Art.
Artemis: Stop that! I hate it when people switch my name around! GAAH! STRESS!!
Akerri: Please excuse Artemis, again. She has mid-terms coming up and she hates to study.
Artemis: Shut up! Let's get to the fic already!
Disclaimer: I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh (I wish!) I only own Mina, Kyoko, Akane, and Akerri.
Akerri:You don't own me! You lil liar!
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Ryou:*blushing*seriously ! I didn't do anything! Hehe…
Joey: I have a feeling that you're lying.
Ryou: Now why would you think that?
Joey: Because Artemis is holding a lock of hair….
Ryou: so?
Joey: Is a silvery-whitish color, and I don't think that Pegasus would even let Artemis
touch his hair.
Ryou: I know who that was….argh….BAKURA!
Yami Bakura: [wobbly walks down] hihi…*hiccup*
Everyone: hmmm….-_-"
Seto: Now I feel that Ryou was telling the truth.
Joey: Yeah. Kaiba! Why did you accuse him! ^_^"
Tea: Now now. We're friends! We shouldn't be accusing anyone.
Yugi: Someone please save us!
Mina: I know who we can call to save this party!
Everyone: *stares at Mina as she pulls out a cell phone*
Mina: *on her cell* hi!….uh huh…uh huh….yeah, it's the big mansion on the right….you can't miss it!…you'll be here any second?…okay..bye! *closes her cell* I invited some other friends!
Yugi: I said save us! I didn't say speed up our death!
Mina: oh….I thought you said destroy your sanity…oh well!
DING DONG!
Seto: I'm not answering that…hmph
Mina: Then I will! *opens the door* Hi Kyoko! Akane!…What's wrong, Kyoko?
Kyoko: *shivering because she is only wearing her fighting uniform aka a short skirted ninja uniform* c-c-c-c-cold….
Akane: *wearing her usual ripped jeans and small belly button camoflage shirt, but with a jacket* baka. I told it was going to be cold tonight. You should've worn a jacket.
Kyoko: S-s-s-s-s-shut-up.
Akerri: Mina! What were you thinking inviting those two!
Mina: Absolutley nothing! ^_^
Everyone: *falls anime style*
Akane: *sees Artemis*Uh, Mina, is Artemis drunk?
Mina: Yeah, but never mind that! Kyoko, get your frozen ass in here!
Kyoko: I didn't wanna come, but no Akane had to drag me out here. hmph
Akane: That's because I know how to drive.
Kyoko: Shut-up
Yami Bakura: hey *hiccup* Purdy *hicc* gurls…
Akane & Kyoko: Ew! Who's that nerd?!
Mina: uh…I wouldn't call him a nerd in front of Artemis…
Akane: Why…
Artemis: *not drunk anymore* d-did someone just call my Baku-chan a nerd? *sees
Akane and Kyoko and starts to grit her teeth*
Kyoko: Great job Akane.
Artemis: argh……why don't you guys get a drink? ^_^*
Akane: I guess I could go for a drink. You got beer?
Artemis: Yeah…we have it right here…^_^* *gives Akane 'the beer'*
Akane: *starts drinking 'the beer'* hmmm, not bad. I wonder how you highschoolers got this beer.
Everyone: …..she didn't get drunk…..
Akane: I feel weird…..*hiccup* I'm fine, I'm not drunk, I swear….*hiccup*
Everyone: *sighs* that was a close one.
Artemis: C'mon Kyoko…have some beer. ^_^*
Kyoko: Sorry, I don't drink.
Artemis: fine…then have a soda!
Kyoko: I don't drink that stuff. Its too fizzy.
Artemis: *gritting her teeth hard* then have TEA!
Tea: Did someone call my name?
Artemis: NOT YOU! Tea, as in tea, that boring people drink.
Kyoko: Fine, fine. *drinks 'the tea'*
Artemis: *whispering to herself* please get drunk, please get drunk, please get drunk….
Kyoko: This is weird tasting tea….*hiccup* b*tch…..this is beer *hicc*
Artemis: Damn right it is!
Joey: Uh, Artemis, I think the blonde is a bit too drunk.
Artemis: Which blonde?
Joey: The one that's on my leg! *if you're wondering who that is, that's Akane. ^_^*
Akerri: Man, I wish I brought my camera with me.
DING DONG!
Seto: Who else did you invite, Mina?!
Mina: I only invited Akane and Kyoko! I don't know who that is!
Seto: argh….*answers the door* AAAHHH!!!!
????????: Hi! Artemis called me and said that there was a wild pony on the prowl playing Halo. ^_^
Artemis: Angeline? I don't remember calling you….?.?
Angeline: All I remember is that you had a bad case of hiccups. And your voice was a bit…odd…..Where's Yami?
Yami: *runs downstairs with boxers on his head* AAAH! *hicc* this *hiccup* cursed contraption *hiccup* it wants to *hicc* assasinate *hicc* the pharoah! *hiccup*
Angeline: Aaah! What happened to Yami?!
Akerri: Hey Angie-girl! Lay your eyes somewhere else! Pharoah Yami is mine! (A/N: I'm going to write about that later. Akerri was once the fiancee of Yami)
Angeline: Waaah! Yami's drunk!
Yami: *puts his arm around Angeline* You will be *hicc* my bride *hiccup* soon…*hicc*
Akerri: *sniff* that's what Yami said to me when he proposed! Waaah!
Angeline: *sticks her tongue out at Akerri* take that pharoahess. hahaha!
Artemis: Um, Angeline, you do know that Yami is drunk and this love is only temporary, right?
Angeline: Yeah, I know. But as long as he's drunk, I'm going to remember everything he says!
Yami: *hiccup* you smell like *hicc* a smelly old *hiccup* woman….
Angeline: besides that….
Yami: …*hicc* and you look *hicc* like a screwed up *hiccup* monkey…..
Angeline: ….and that…..
Yami: *drops to the floor*
Angeline: What happened?!
Akerri: He probably fainted by your smelly old woman smell….
Yugi: He passed out. Duh! Too drunk.
Joey: Well, when he wakes up, he won't be drunk anymore, so the only drunkies we have are Kyoko, Akane, and Bakura.
Kyoko: Niisan! *hiccup* Niisan! *hicc* You forgot to *hicc* bring the *hicc* pony with your *hicc* sakabatou!
Tristan: -_-" what is she doing?
Artemis: This is a guess, but I think that she thinks that her brother, Kenshin, thinks that he forgot his pony.
Tristan: *sparks flying from his head*
Angeline: *yawns* I'm sleepy. Sorry guys, gotta go before my dog gets all cranky. Bye! *leaves*
Akerri: Finally…*sighs*
Angeline: *comes back and kisses Yami on the cheek* bye!
Akerri: argh! GOOD-BYE AND GOOD RIDDANCE! I can't stand that girl.
DING DONG!
Seto: Another one?!
Joey: I'll get it then. *answers the door*
Mai: *wearing a pizza boy outfit* Did you order a pepperon-JOEY!
Joey: Hahaha! You're a pizza girl?! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!
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Artemis: *yawns* sleepy. 10:00pm. Sleepy sleepy sleepy…..*about to go to sleep*
Akerri: WAKE UP!!!
Artemis: AAAH! What is it?!
Akerri: What do you think of my trap? *holds out a piece of paper with lil drawings and notes on it*
Artemis: What is this for?
Akerri: The next time that Angie-girl goes near my Yami, she'll get a BIG shock out of it! Hehehe….
Artemis: -_-"So basically, whenever someone touches Yami, they'll get shocked?
Akerri: No, I'm gonna get her finger prints, so whenever she touches him, she'll be electrocuted! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Artemis: You do know that she could wear gloves….
Akerri: Oh, you're right, I must work harder! *goes to work on her trap*
Artemis: So, sleepy…..please….review…..review……zzzzzz*falls asleep*
