Duck, cat, man, woman, ghoul
The Cat Café was bursting with people packing, and everyone was trying to decide how to honor Ranma. Crimination was out, of course, and burial would be tricky. Finally, the group decided he was to be buried at sea, as he did drown. And where, they decided, would be more fitting than Jusenkyo, where his life took so devastating a turning point. Indeed, they decided upon reflection, none of them would ever have even met Ranma if it weren't for the cursed springs, and the complications therein. And they all took a solemn vow to never eat another mushroom in honor of Ranma's brave, yet rather silly as they reflected on it, death.
Mousse smiled. It would all be perfect. Right after he'd said a few great, i.e. made up, things about Ranma, he'd console Shampoo as she cried over his tragic, yet asinine, death.
Shampoo was already crying. She was too proud to embarrass herself in front of Ranma's grave, so she would get all the tears out now. She was planning her piece to say, about their love, i.e. hers unrequited, his kindness, i.e. her entrapments and him trying to sneak out of them, and his happy-go-lucky personality, i.e. his happy-go-lucky personality.
Cologne smiled as she walked by Shampoo, packing her suitcase. "Well, now you're the strongest warrior in the village again."
"That's true. Thank you, great-grandmother, I feel a little better now."
The three of them started to leave, but the guide ran to them.
"Wait! The boy never turned into a mushroom! He checked every spring by throwing rats into them. Except for the spring of drowned rat, of course. He double-checked that one. But I have something far more terrible to tell you!"
"Ha! Ranma wasn't smart enough to test one pool, let alone all of them!" Mousse laughed.
Shampoo hit him. "You mean he didn't drown in Jusenkyo? Then where did he drown?"
"No, he never drowned, he-"
"No! He was killed! Was it Ryoga?" Shampoo wailed.
"Impossible, Ryoga wasn't near skilled enough to best Son-in-law. Perhaps that underwear boy.?"
"Pantyhose?! Never! Ranma beat him, no problem!"
"Then, who?"
"Saffron, Herb, Lime or Mint would be my bet."
"No, no one killed him, he-"
"Then, he was buried under rocks?"
"I knew it, Ryoga killed him!"
"What a horrible way to die!"
"No, Ranma is still alive!" the guide yelled.
The others stare at him. "Oh. Great. Just what I needed." Mousse muttered.
"He's alive?!"
"Hmph. Well, I guess we should never jump to conclusions." Cologne replied.
"What I have to say is far, far worse than Ranma's death!"
And indeed, it was.
The Cat Café was bursting with people packing, and everyone was trying to decide how to honor Ranma. Crimination was out, of course, and burial would be tricky. Finally, the group decided he was to be buried at sea, as he did drown. And where, they decided, would be more fitting than Jusenkyo, where his life took so devastating a turning point. Indeed, they decided upon reflection, none of them would ever have even met Ranma if it weren't for the cursed springs, and the complications therein. And they all took a solemn vow to never eat another mushroom in honor of Ranma's brave, yet rather silly as they reflected on it, death.
Mousse smiled. It would all be perfect. Right after he'd said a few great, i.e. made up, things about Ranma, he'd console Shampoo as she cried over his tragic, yet asinine, death.
Shampoo was already crying. She was too proud to embarrass herself in front of Ranma's grave, so she would get all the tears out now. She was planning her piece to say, about their love, i.e. hers unrequited, his kindness, i.e. her entrapments and him trying to sneak out of them, and his happy-go-lucky personality, i.e. his happy-go-lucky personality.
Cologne smiled as she walked by Shampoo, packing her suitcase. "Well, now you're the strongest warrior in the village again."
"That's true. Thank you, great-grandmother, I feel a little better now."
The three of them started to leave, but the guide ran to them.
"Wait! The boy never turned into a mushroom! He checked every spring by throwing rats into them. Except for the spring of drowned rat, of course. He double-checked that one. But I have something far more terrible to tell you!"
"Ha! Ranma wasn't smart enough to test one pool, let alone all of them!" Mousse laughed.
Shampoo hit him. "You mean he didn't drown in Jusenkyo? Then where did he drown?"
"No, he never drowned, he-"
"No! He was killed! Was it Ryoga?" Shampoo wailed.
"Impossible, Ryoga wasn't near skilled enough to best Son-in-law. Perhaps that underwear boy.?"
"Pantyhose?! Never! Ranma beat him, no problem!"
"Then, who?"
"Saffron, Herb, Lime or Mint would be my bet."
"No, no one killed him, he-"
"Then, he was buried under rocks?"
"I knew it, Ryoga killed him!"
"What a horrible way to die!"
"No, Ranma is still alive!" the guide yelled.
The others stare at him. "Oh. Great. Just what I needed." Mousse muttered.
"He's alive?!"
"Hmph. Well, I guess we should never jump to conclusions." Cologne replied.
"What I have to say is far, far worse than Ranma's death!"
And indeed, it was.