A short break in Vancouver
The news was still on the television, even though no one was home. The house had the look of a place recently emptied.
The dog flap lifted up, and a man crawled inside. He was clothed only in a long sweater and a thick necklace with an odd charm. The man continued crawling on all fours, making his way into the kitchen. When he got there, he walked into the corner, found the water bowl the people had left out for their dog, and started lapping it up.
"We repeat, there is a crazed magician with a spell that turns everything it touches into either a penguin, a gorilla, a water buffalo or a grown man. Please take all necessary precautions." And the three penguins huddled in the corner agreed silently.
Outside, a young Asian man snickered. "I turn them into penguin! But I mean to turn them to water buffalo. Something go wrong here, I go fix and make them buffalo."
And with that, he threw some hot water bottles inside, after pulling out the stopper. "I make you all into buffalo!" he yelled, giggling hysterically. He threw more water inside, then ran off.
"I make you all better! You see? Now you no longer penguin, you all better!"
The news was still on the television, even though no one was home. The house had the look of a place recently emptied.
The dog flap lifted up, and a man crawled inside. He was clothed only in a long sweater and a thick necklace with an odd charm. The man continued crawling on all fours, making his way into the kitchen. When he got there, he walked into the corner, found the water bowl the people had left out for their dog, and started lapping it up.
"We repeat, there is a crazed magician with a spell that turns everything it touches into either a penguin, a gorilla, a water buffalo or a grown man. Please take all necessary precautions." And the three penguins huddled in the corner agreed silently.
Outside, a young Asian man snickered. "I turn them into penguin! But I mean to turn them to water buffalo. Something go wrong here, I go fix and make them buffalo."
And with that, he threw some hot water bottles inside, after pulling out the stopper. "I make you all into buffalo!" he yelled, giggling hysterically. He threw more water inside, then ran off.
"I make you all better! You see? Now you no longer penguin, you all better!"