Hangovers suck Immensely. x.x.... I did a little too much partying Devil's night (had it off) so I didn't bother updating yesterday, as I was a little.... Rough. You know, I've heard that cow tipping actually kills the cow. o_0;;;;;;;

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3. Get well soon, Pink! ._.

X and Zero's Cow Tipping Adventure

"Are you sure we should be doing this?" X asked Zero as he threw a blanket over the pile of hay they were going to be sleeping on. "You couldn't have gotten us a room, somewhere? It smells, in here." He sighed, picking straw out of his clothes. "I hate donkeys." He muttered, staring down from the loft at the barn full of donkeys.

"Come on, X, it's not that bad!" Zero exclaimed, hanging his legs over the edge. "Besides, I'm saving up for a new bike. They're not cheap, you know."

"STOP DESTROYING YOUR BIKES!!!!!" X shouted, angrily. "If you went easier on them, we wouldn't be in a barn full of ass!" With a sigh, he leaned forward, staring out the small crudely cut window.

"Yeah, there sure is a lot of ass in here." Zero snorted, staring at X's rear.

"Hey! I see the cows!! Think it's dark enough to go yet?" X asked, excitedly.

"I guess so. Let's go!" Zero grinned, jumping out the window, landing gracefully on his feet. "Come o-"

X landed on Zero's back, just as gracefully. "Oh, sorry Zero." He muttered, sheepishly. "Are you okay?"

Zero stared up at X, dumbly. From the angle he was standing, he could see right up the left leg of X's shorts. Suddenly blood gushed from Zero's nose.

"Zero? Uhh... your nose is bleeding..." X exclaimed, getting off him.

Vile lay stretched out in his bed, sleeping. He was wearing long johns and moody boots, yet his beloved helmet still rested on his head. Curled up next to him, sharing the pillow lay X-kun the donkey. "Mmm... X..." Vile mumbled, grinning, as he rolled over, hugging X-kun. Suddenly a voice, shouting cut into his dreams.

"Stop destroying your bikes!"

"X?" He opened his eyes. "I could have sworn I heard X." Sitting up, he stared out the window, just in time to see two figures jump out of his barn and run across the field. "Wha... X?" He jumped up quickly, and ran out the door, leaving it ajar.

X-kun got up, and hopped out of bed, trotting after his master faithfully.

"Okay, watch. Like this." Zero instructed, holding both hands out to a cow's side. "Now push." That said, he gave the cow a swift push, and it toppled over.

"Moooo." it uttered, apathetically.

X stared on, curiously, as Zero demonstrated to him a few more times. "Doesn't that hurt them?" He asked, confused.

"Of course not!" Zero exclaimed. "They like it." He poked at the last cow he had knocked over with his foot. His hand had gone right through it, after he'd pushed a little too hard. "See? He's... uhh.... smiling." He turned X quickly toward a cow's side, before he saw the blood oozing everywhere. "Go ahead."

"X!" Vile cried, running toward him quickly. He was just on the other side of the cow. "X-" Before he got the chance to say anything else, the cow tipped over suddenly, landing on him with a thud.

"Moooo...."

X stood next to the fallen cow, which squirmed to get off Vile, who was cursing beneath it. "I did it!" He beamed, hugging Zero happily, full body contact.

"Yes, very nice execution." Zero praised, wiping blood from his nose, calmly. "very nice execution." He grinned, kicking at Vile's muddy boots calmly. "Well, let's go back to the barn, I'm feeling a little hungry." He began to drag the cow he'd accidently killed toward the barn.

"Where are we going to get food from?" X inquired.

"Mac Donald's. They have a new delivery service." Zero answered with, quickly, lugging the cow along.

"How come she hasn't gotten up like the others?" X asked asked curiously, walking away from Vile, who was twitching from beneath the cow X had tipped.

"Uhh.... It's a narcoleptic cow." Zero explained quickly, giving X a small push ahead, to keep him from asking any questions. "Less talk, more food."

Unknown to both of them, there was a witness to everything that had just gone on. X-kun, pawed at the ground, angrily, getting a good, solid look at his enemy, who had just injured his master. "HEE-HAW!!!!" He let out, a battle cry. He would get revenge soon enough.

Vile got up, suddenly, throwing the cow he had been under aside, ignoring it's enraged "mooooo" as it flew over 30 feet in the air. "X.... Tomorrow I will make you mine!" He cried.