WEISS GO TO THE MALL, and various other mishaps.
DISCLAIMER: I am the proud owner of 8 bishounen, and numerous other unimportant characters.. Ha! Yeah, right. And pigs fly to my bedroom window and talk to me at night..*a flying pig taps on the window*...Forget I said that. Basically, I don't own them, so don't sue.^_^;
BS= Blue Silhouette / Hannah / Authoress
Part Two - Yohji and the Echo Chamber
Yohji: *is lost in the centre of the mall otherwise known as 'Greensborough Plaza'* Where am I?
Echo: Where am I?
Yohji: Who are you?
Echo: Who are you?
Yohji: I asked you first!
Echo: I asked you first!
Yohji: *attempts to befriend the voice* Hi, I'm Yohji!
Echo: Hi, I'm Yohji!
Yohji: Really? That's my name!
Echo: Really? That's my name!
Yohji: *looks up at the ceiling suspiciously* *sees the words 'Echo Chamber' painted on the ceiling* *it doesn't register* *scratches head, confused-like* If I didn't know any better, I'd say you weren't human.
Echo: *starts crying* I'm not! All my life I wanted to be human and be normal. But it seems, I was destined to be an echo!
Yohji: There, there. Let it all out. *sits in the middle of the floor* I know how you feel.
Echo: You're an echo too?
Yohji: *still hasn't registered* No, I'm a florist/assassin, but there's not much difference.
Meanwhile, at the café near the Echo Chamber...
Crawford: *drinking coffee* *sees Yohji sitting on the floor, underneath the Echo Chamber* Hey..Isn't that Balinese? What's he doing in the middle of the floor? *snickers* I always knew he loved the sound of his own voice! *is glared at by a little old lady, who goes over and talks with Yohji*
~Random koala flies across the plaza~
~1 hour later, there's a whole group of people with Yohji, talking to the echo~
BS: *sees Crawford* *skips over to him* Hey Crawford, whatcha doin'?
Crawford: *is startled* Aaah!....Oh, it's only you. I'm watch a whole group of people talking to echoes. *points*
BS: *looks in the direction of Crawford's finger* Oh. *thinks carefully* Oh! We've got to get those people out of there and kill whoever started to talk to that echo first!
Crawford: Wanna know who started it?
BS: Who?
Crawford: Balinese.
BS: .-_____-;;;.Dumb blonde. Killing this dumb blonde would be too easy. *thinks* I know! I'll make him do the dishes for a week! I show him what it's like to get dishpan hands till he screams for mercy! MuWHAHAHA!
Crawford: Great punishment. *snickers* Yep, dishpan hands will kill him for sure!
BS: Halt die Klappe! *hits Crawford* You obviously don't know what it'd be like for him. Guys hate doing dishes! Omi does them most of the time, and I have to help Aya dry!
Crawford: That's not so bad.
BS: Yeah, well it wouldn't be if Aya didn't argue with me every time about who drys them and who puts them away! Anyway, I must save Yohji! *runs off*
~Yet another random koala flies across the plaza and into the crowd of people with Yohji under the Echo Chamber, causing them to scatter in fright~
Yohji: *is left alone* Hello? Where is everyone?
Schuldig: *walks past with Farf* Hellooo, Balinese..
Yohji: *looks at Schu* What?!
Schu: Why are you sitting under the Echo Chamber?
Yohji: Oh, is THAT what this is! I thought I could hear voices.
Farf: Ye don't get out much, do ye?
BS: *comes running over* Yohji! How dare you talk to that echo! It's evil!
Yohji: I didn't know!
BS: Anyway, I've decided that you have to do the dishes for a week!
Yohji: *eyes fill with tears* NOOOOOOOO!!!! I'll get dishpan hands and my dates won't love me and my whole world will fall apart!
BS: It's for your own good.
Yohji: *sulks*
Schu: 0_o Heh heh, Balinese is in trouble!
BS: *realises that Schu and Farf are there* SchuSchu! Farfiekins! *glomps them*
Schu and Farf: *^_^*
Yohji: How come I get in trouble and I'm a good guy, and they get glomped and they're evil?
BS: *shrugs* Well, I think Schu's hot. Farf is just an added extra.
Yohji: *stands up* I'm hot too!
Random group of female koalas: *swoon*
Meanwhile, the remainder of Weiss and Schwarz are pissing themselves laughing, except for Aya, who decides now would be a good time to massacre Yohji's admirers (the random group of female koalas)....
Aya: TAKATORI!!!!!!!!!!! SHI-NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!
BS: No AYA!!!!!!!!!!! *is too late* *sighs* Well, there goes half the koala population.
~random koala #3 flies past, knocking Aya out~
Aya: x_X
Yohji: NOOOOOOOO!! AYA KILLED MY ADMIRERS!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Omi: ......They were koalas.
Yohji: THEY WERE FEMALE!!!!!!!!!
Nagi and Crawford: .........They were koalas.
Yohji: ^_^;
END PART TWO.
Well, that was fun.
SORRY FOR THE YOHJI BASHING.... I love the guy, I really do, but he baits so well!
Yohji: I do not!
Crawford: Do too!
Yohji: Do not!
Crawford: Do too!
Yohji: Do not!
Crawford: Do too!
Yohji: Do not!
Crawford: Do too!
Yohji: Do not!
BS: SHUTUP!!!!!!!!!!
Yohji: and Crawford: -_______-;;;
More silliness coming up!
Reviews accepted, flames ignored, chocolate chip cookie appreciated. I promise I'll share!
~Blue Silhouette~
DISCLAIMER: I am the proud owner of 8 bishounen, and numerous other unimportant characters.. Ha! Yeah, right. And pigs fly to my bedroom window and talk to me at night..*a flying pig taps on the window*...Forget I said that. Basically, I don't own them, so don't sue.^_^;
BS= Blue Silhouette / Hannah / Authoress
Part Two - Yohji and the Echo Chamber
Yohji: *is lost in the centre of the mall otherwise known as 'Greensborough Plaza'* Where am I?
Echo: Where am I?
Yohji: Who are you?
Echo: Who are you?
Yohji: I asked you first!
Echo: I asked you first!
Yohji: *attempts to befriend the voice* Hi, I'm Yohji!
Echo: Hi, I'm Yohji!
Yohji: Really? That's my name!
Echo: Really? That's my name!
Yohji: *looks up at the ceiling suspiciously* *sees the words 'Echo Chamber' painted on the ceiling* *it doesn't register* *scratches head, confused-like* If I didn't know any better, I'd say you weren't human.
Echo: *starts crying* I'm not! All my life I wanted to be human and be normal. But it seems, I was destined to be an echo!
Yohji: There, there. Let it all out. *sits in the middle of the floor* I know how you feel.
Echo: You're an echo too?
Yohji: *still hasn't registered* No, I'm a florist/assassin, but there's not much difference.
Meanwhile, at the café near the Echo Chamber...
Crawford: *drinking coffee* *sees Yohji sitting on the floor, underneath the Echo Chamber* Hey..Isn't that Balinese? What's he doing in the middle of the floor? *snickers* I always knew he loved the sound of his own voice! *is glared at by a little old lady, who goes over and talks with Yohji*
~Random koala flies across the plaza~
~1 hour later, there's a whole group of people with Yohji, talking to the echo~
BS: *sees Crawford* *skips over to him* Hey Crawford, whatcha doin'?
Crawford: *is startled* Aaah!....Oh, it's only you. I'm watch a whole group of people talking to echoes. *points*
BS: *looks in the direction of Crawford's finger* Oh. *thinks carefully* Oh! We've got to get those people out of there and kill whoever started to talk to that echo first!
Crawford: Wanna know who started it?
BS: Who?
Crawford: Balinese.
BS: .-_____-;;;.Dumb blonde. Killing this dumb blonde would be too easy. *thinks* I know! I'll make him do the dishes for a week! I show him what it's like to get dishpan hands till he screams for mercy! MuWHAHAHA!
Crawford: Great punishment. *snickers* Yep, dishpan hands will kill him for sure!
BS: Halt die Klappe! *hits Crawford* You obviously don't know what it'd be like for him. Guys hate doing dishes! Omi does them most of the time, and I have to help Aya dry!
Crawford: That's not so bad.
BS: Yeah, well it wouldn't be if Aya didn't argue with me every time about who drys them and who puts them away! Anyway, I must save Yohji! *runs off*
~Yet another random koala flies across the plaza and into the crowd of people with Yohji under the Echo Chamber, causing them to scatter in fright~
Yohji: *is left alone* Hello? Where is everyone?
Schuldig: *walks past with Farf* Hellooo, Balinese..
Yohji: *looks at Schu* What?!
Schu: Why are you sitting under the Echo Chamber?
Yohji: Oh, is THAT what this is! I thought I could hear voices.
Farf: Ye don't get out much, do ye?
BS: *comes running over* Yohji! How dare you talk to that echo! It's evil!
Yohji: I didn't know!
BS: Anyway, I've decided that you have to do the dishes for a week!
Yohji: *eyes fill with tears* NOOOOOOOO!!!! I'll get dishpan hands and my dates won't love me and my whole world will fall apart!
BS: It's for your own good.
Yohji: *sulks*
Schu: 0_o Heh heh, Balinese is in trouble!
BS: *realises that Schu and Farf are there* SchuSchu! Farfiekins! *glomps them*
Schu and Farf: *^_^*
Yohji: How come I get in trouble and I'm a good guy, and they get glomped and they're evil?
BS: *shrugs* Well, I think Schu's hot. Farf is just an added extra.
Yohji: *stands up* I'm hot too!
Random group of female koalas: *swoon*
Meanwhile, the remainder of Weiss and Schwarz are pissing themselves laughing, except for Aya, who decides now would be a good time to massacre Yohji's admirers (the random group of female koalas)....
Aya: TAKATORI!!!!!!!!!!! SHI-NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!
BS: No AYA!!!!!!!!!!! *is too late* *sighs* Well, there goes half the koala population.
~random koala #3 flies past, knocking Aya out~
Aya: x_X
Yohji: NOOOOOOOO!! AYA KILLED MY ADMIRERS!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Omi: ......They were koalas.
Yohji: THEY WERE FEMALE!!!!!!!!!
Nagi and Crawford: .........They were koalas.
Yohji: ^_^;
END PART TWO.
Well, that was fun.
SORRY FOR THE YOHJI BASHING.... I love the guy, I really do, but he baits so well!
Yohji: I do not!
Crawford: Do too!
Yohji: Do not!
Crawford: Do too!
Yohji: Do not!
Crawford: Do too!
Yohji: Do not!
Crawford: Do too!
Yohji: Do not!
BS: SHUTUP!!!!!!!!!!
Yohji: and Crawford: -_______-;;;
More silliness coming up!
Reviews accepted, flames ignored, chocolate chip cookie appreciated. I promise I'll share!
~Blue Silhouette~