Anyways, this is defiantly the longest chapter yet, so that kinda
compensates to it taking sooo long, Anyway, onto the story......
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"Oi, Remus, Sirius I have a bone to pick with you!" James Potter shouted over the noisy corridor jam packed with students leading to the Great Hall. After much pushing and squeezing (A/N: no, not like that...ahem...) he finally managed to catch up with his friends.
"Yo, whassup James!" Sirius said with a grin. "Read your letter yet?" his grin then broadened.
"Yes, I have thank you. You know, I thought you two were my friends!"
"Why of course we are, what gives you the idea we aren't?" Remus put in sweetly, but the grin on his face showed that he was guilty as charged as being horrid to James.
"That list, you managed to give me the most.... eurgh!! You guys are really...uhh.... bastards!"
"Why, thank you James!" Sirius said, taking the insult as a compliment. "Look, relax, your dare starts on Saturday, and goes on 'till Tuesday, 4 days...so relax...and flirt a bit!" He put in again, and to prove his point he started pinching the girls asses (A/N: typical!)
"Hi Laura, did anyone tell you that you have the most gorgeous ass?" asked Sirius, Laura turned and saw Sirius and said
"Maybe you can come feel it some more later" she said grinning and walking off with her (sluty) giggling friends.
"Good to know I haven't lost MY touch!" Sirius said with a grin and looked at James.
"I'll can do MUCH better than that, just you watch!" James replied, and went to find some buttocks to pin.
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"Eugh, isn't that the most DISGUSTING thing you have EVER seen?" Charlie Matthews said dramatically.
"Yeah, but come a few days ago, and you would have said that to either
James or Sirius" Minny replied.
"Yeah, well...."
"But, you are right Charlie. Firstly I wouldn't let ANYONE pinch my ass, and secondly, I would probably slap them afterwards, defiantly NOT like Laura...what's-her-face!" Lily put in, rather angrily. The 3 girls had just witnessed the little episode between Laura and Sirius, and were discussing it on their way to their Charms lesson.
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James flowed through the crowd, looking for an ass to pinch, suddenly, out of the blue, a red-head appeared, with a cute butt, James thought. He was sure he hadn't seen this girl before, but there was something familiar about her, telling himself it was just his imagination, he walked up to the girl and pinched her ass, and whispered in her ear
"Hey, gorgeous, I have just got some new boxers, wanna come to my room and admire them!" (A/N: I CANNOT I believe that I just wrote that!)
Slowly the girl turned around, and James Potter recognised who he had just whispered too. His nemesis, Lily Evans. But, by god, she had changed; in fact she was...well...(he hated to admit this to himself) stunning! But it seemed her temper hadn't changed...a small, delicate hand, whacked across his face leaving his usually tanned skin, with a massive red blotch, and his ego rather deflated. She then turned to him and said
"I DON'T think so, if you actually WANT someone to see you in your boxers, you might as well ask the slutty 5th years, you know, someone in you league" and with that she walked away, swaying her cute behind that had got him into trouble.
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"My god, you go for it girl!" Charlie whispered in Lily's ear as they walked away.
"Yeah, you should have seen the look on his face, he looked sooo embarrassed!" Minny said gleefully, "You must be the first person to EVER deflate his ego like that!"
"yeah, you should have seen the look on his face when he recognized you!"
Lily smiled at her friends, rather proud of herself, "he deserved that, that big headed jerk!" she thought to herself.
"C'mon you 2, we are gonna be late for charms!" lily suddenly exclaimed.
"Hold on Lily, before we go in" Charlie pulled Lily back outside the classroom "meet me and Minny..."
"Minny and I..."
"Whatever, meet Minny and I in the dorm at break, ok?"
"Why, may I ask?"
"Well, you know we are your BEST friends, and we always want the best for you? Well, we know that you haven't...umm.... how should I say it? You haven't had much luck with the boys? Well, now, I mean look at you!" Charlie held Lily's at am arm's length to look at her friend " You most CERTAINLY have the looks, it's just well, you need the posture and stuff, and we are gonna help you, ok?" And before she got an answer, Charlie had dragged Lily and Minny into the classroom.
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"Prey tell me why you 3 have turned up late for my lesson?" Mrs. Quinnel asked the 3 girls. Although she was fond of Lily (Lily had "a knack for charms" as Mrs. Quinnel put it) she didn't tolerate lateness.
"Well, Mrs. Quinnel, you see my friends and I were just practising the charm you set us for homework, one last time, just to be sure we would get it right" Lily replied, and gave the teacher a smile.
Mr. Quinnel glanced at the other 2 girls, then back at Lily and smiled, "Very well, although, I will have to deduct 5 points from Gryffindor for lateness, now sit down girls" she said.
The 3 girls made their way to the back of the classroom to their seats, as they passed tables, heads turned to peer at the girls, and much whispering went on, along the lines of "that's not Lily Evans, is it?" or "My god, she's changed" and although Lily didn't notice it, she got many lingering looks, some longing looks from the male population of Hogwarts and some jealous looks from most of the female parts.
But then Mrs. Quinnel's voice rang through their thoughts "...right everyone, books open at page 31 and um...Melissa can you read for us?"
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"Don't see what's so special about her, anyway..." James said to Sirius, as everyone turned to look at Lily's retreating back. (A/N: yeah, this is the same part you have just read, only from James' point of View)
"Ha, you're only saying that 'cos of the way she reacted when you pinched her ass! And , by GOD, do you need to think up some new lines, I mean " I've just got some new boxers, wanna come and admire then"? What sort of a lines that? Anyway..." Sirius said, and leaning his head sideways cockily. "I quite fancy that Charlie Matthews over there." (A/N: there you go, Charlie Burness, happy now?)
"oh, trust me, she has quite a temper" James said, wincing at the memory.
"Yeah, but like I said, Prongs buddy" Sirius said, placing his infamous cheeky grin on his face "Your losing your touch!"
He then, promptly, got a punch in the stomach.
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"Ok, now head up high, and glide that's it, sway those hips, daarlin'!" Charlie shouted out with a grin to her best friend, Lily. She watched and grimaced "Lily's gonna need a lot of help!" she thought as her friends walked clumsily around the room with a scowl on her face. Lily was a re- known tom-boy, and she hated acting all girly or anything.
"I feel like a total prick!" Lily shouted annoyed.
"Well, if it helps, you look like one!" Charlie replied, but hastily added "only joking!" after the look on Lily's face. "look, just pretend your at Miss. Witch" Charlie said.
Lily looked at her with a blank face.
"Umm...it's were all these witches walk around in bikini's and gowns and go on about world peace between muggles and us..." Charlie explained.
"Oh, we have that sort of thing, only in America..."
"Really? What and they use maicophones?"
"No, M-I-C-R-O phones to speak into... Anyway" lily said, changing the subject due to the excited look on Charlie's face.
"They're all a bunch of air-heads with boobs!" Lily said unpleasantly (A/N: soz, soz, but that is the way I picture Lily's personality to be, don't worry she will change!)
"they're not air-heads...anyhoo, they walk nice" Charlie replied.
"No, they don't, they walk like this" Lily then demonstrated a walk she "associated" with beauty pageants...
"That's it!" Charlie cried
"What?"
"That's how you have gotta walk, it's perfect!"
Lily gave a sigh and rolled her eyes upwards.
"Why me?" She asked silently, "Why me?"
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What'dya think?? They're will DEFINITELY be more romance in the next chapter, as it is when James starts his "task". One question, why r boys always so full of themselves?
Anyways, plz review, otherwise I will not finish...BWA-HA-HA-HA- HUGH..hugh..cough..cough....
Well, anyways plz review!!!! I will love you forever!
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"Oi, Remus, Sirius I have a bone to pick with you!" James Potter shouted over the noisy corridor jam packed with students leading to the Great Hall. After much pushing and squeezing (A/N: no, not like that...ahem...) he finally managed to catch up with his friends.
"Yo, whassup James!" Sirius said with a grin. "Read your letter yet?" his grin then broadened.
"Yes, I have thank you. You know, I thought you two were my friends!"
"Why of course we are, what gives you the idea we aren't?" Remus put in sweetly, but the grin on his face showed that he was guilty as charged as being horrid to James.
"That list, you managed to give me the most.... eurgh!! You guys are really...uhh.... bastards!"
"Why, thank you James!" Sirius said, taking the insult as a compliment. "Look, relax, your dare starts on Saturday, and goes on 'till Tuesday, 4 days...so relax...and flirt a bit!" He put in again, and to prove his point he started pinching the girls asses (A/N: typical!)
"Hi Laura, did anyone tell you that you have the most gorgeous ass?" asked Sirius, Laura turned and saw Sirius and said
"Maybe you can come feel it some more later" she said grinning and walking off with her (sluty) giggling friends.
"Good to know I haven't lost MY touch!" Sirius said with a grin and looked at James.
"I'll can do MUCH better than that, just you watch!" James replied, and went to find some buttocks to pin.
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"Eugh, isn't that the most DISGUSTING thing you have EVER seen?" Charlie Matthews said dramatically.
"Yeah, but come a few days ago, and you would have said that to either
James or Sirius" Minny replied.
"Yeah, well...."
"But, you are right Charlie. Firstly I wouldn't let ANYONE pinch my ass, and secondly, I would probably slap them afterwards, defiantly NOT like Laura...what's-her-face!" Lily put in, rather angrily. The 3 girls had just witnessed the little episode between Laura and Sirius, and were discussing it on their way to their Charms lesson.
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James flowed through the crowd, looking for an ass to pinch, suddenly, out of the blue, a red-head appeared, with a cute butt, James thought. He was sure he hadn't seen this girl before, but there was something familiar about her, telling himself it was just his imagination, he walked up to the girl and pinched her ass, and whispered in her ear
"Hey, gorgeous, I have just got some new boxers, wanna come to my room and admire them!" (A/N: I CANNOT I believe that I just wrote that!)
Slowly the girl turned around, and James Potter recognised who he had just whispered too. His nemesis, Lily Evans. But, by god, she had changed; in fact she was...well...(he hated to admit this to himself) stunning! But it seemed her temper hadn't changed...a small, delicate hand, whacked across his face leaving his usually tanned skin, with a massive red blotch, and his ego rather deflated. She then turned to him and said
"I DON'T think so, if you actually WANT someone to see you in your boxers, you might as well ask the slutty 5th years, you know, someone in you league" and with that she walked away, swaying her cute behind that had got him into trouble.
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"My god, you go for it girl!" Charlie whispered in Lily's ear as they walked away.
"Yeah, you should have seen the look on his face, he looked sooo embarrassed!" Minny said gleefully, "You must be the first person to EVER deflate his ego like that!"
"yeah, you should have seen the look on his face when he recognized you!"
Lily smiled at her friends, rather proud of herself, "he deserved that, that big headed jerk!" she thought to herself.
"C'mon you 2, we are gonna be late for charms!" lily suddenly exclaimed.
"Hold on Lily, before we go in" Charlie pulled Lily back outside the classroom "meet me and Minny..."
"Minny and I..."
"Whatever, meet Minny and I in the dorm at break, ok?"
"Why, may I ask?"
"Well, you know we are your BEST friends, and we always want the best for you? Well, we know that you haven't...umm.... how should I say it? You haven't had much luck with the boys? Well, now, I mean look at you!" Charlie held Lily's at am arm's length to look at her friend " You most CERTAINLY have the looks, it's just well, you need the posture and stuff, and we are gonna help you, ok?" And before she got an answer, Charlie had dragged Lily and Minny into the classroom.
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"Prey tell me why you 3 have turned up late for my lesson?" Mrs. Quinnel asked the 3 girls. Although she was fond of Lily (Lily had "a knack for charms" as Mrs. Quinnel put it) she didn't tolerate lateness.
"Well, Mrs. Quinnel, you see my friends and I were just practising the charm you set us for homework, one last time, just to be sure we would get it right" Lily replied, and gave the teacher a smile.
Mr. Quinnel glanced at the other 2 girls, then back at Lily and smiled, "Very well, although, I will have to deduct 5 points from Gryffindor for lateness, now sit down girls" she said.
The 3 girls made their way to the back of the classroom to their seats, as they passed tables, heads turned to peer at the girls, and much whispering went on, along the lines of "that's not Lily Evans, is it?" or "My god, she's changed" and although Lily didn't notice it, she got many lingering looks, some longing looks from the male population of Hogwarts and some jealous looks from most of the female parts.
But then Mrs. Quinnel's voice rang through their thoughts "...right everyone, books open at page 31 and um...Melissa can you read for us?"
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"Don't see what's so special about her, anyway..." James said to Sirius, as everyone turned to look at Lily's retreating back. (A/N: yeah, this is the same part you have just read, only from James' point of View)
"Ha, you're only saying that 'cos of the way she reacted when you pinched her ass! And , by GOD, do you need to think up some new lines, I mean " I've just got some new boxers, wanna come and admire then"? What sort of a lines that? Anyway..." Sirius said, and leaning his head sideways cockily. "I quite fancy that Charlie Matthews over there." (A/N: there you go, Charlie Burness, happy now?)
"oh, trust me, she has quite a temper" James said, wincing at the memory.
"Yeah, but like I said, Prongs buddy" Sirius said, placing his infamous cheeky grin on his face "Your losing your touch!"
He then, promptly, got a punch in the stomach.
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"Ok, now head up high, and glide that's it, sway those hips, daarlin'!" Charlie shouted out with a grin to her best friend, Lily. She watched and grimaced "Lily's gonna need a lot of help!" she thought as her friends walked clumsily around the room with a scowl on her face. Lily was a re- known tom-boy, and she hated acting all girly or anything.
"I feel like a total prick!" Lily shouted annoyed.
"Well, if it helps, you look like one!" Charlie replied, but hastily added "only joking!" after the look on Lily's face. "look, just pretend your at Miss. Witch" Charlie said.
Lily looked at her with a blank face.
"Umm...it's were all these witches walk around in bikini's and gowns and go on about world peace between muggles and us..." Charlie explained.
"Oh, we have that sort of thing, only in America..."
"Really? What and they use maicophones?"
"No, M-I-C-R-O phones to speak into... Anyway" lily said, changing the subject due to the excited look on Charlie's face.
"They're all a bunch of air-heads with boobs!" Lily said unpleasantly (A/N: soz, soz, but that is the way I picture Lily's personality to be, don't worry she will change!)
"they're not air-heads...anyhoo, they walk nice" Charlie replied.
"No, they don't, they walk like this" Lily then demonstrated a walk she "associated" with beauty pageants...
"That's it!" Charlie cried
"What?"
"That's how you have gotta walk, it's perfect!"
Lily gave a sigh and rolled her eyes upwards.
"Why me?" She asked silently, "Why me?"
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What'dya think?? They're will DEFINITELY be more romance in the next chapter, as it is when James starts his "task". One question, why r boys always so full of themselves?
Anyways, plz review, otherwise I will not finish...BWA-HA-HA-HA- HUGH..hugh..cough..cough....
Well, anyways plz review!!!! I will love you forever!