The insanity continues with…

Interview Attempt # 2…

January 3...2002...

After the first and painful attempt at an interview with a certain Fuji by reporter Ms. Tomoe failed, another, hopefully safer attempt was made. Interviews with certain people about their views on the individual of topic were made...

Interview #1---Himura Kenshin

Ms. Tomoe: So, Mr. Himura, can you tell our viewers your personal opinion of Fuji?

Kenshin: Oro? Who is Fuji?

Ms. Tomoe: . . . . . . . .

Interview #2---Sagara Sanosuke

Sanosuke: What the hell happened to you?

Ms Tomoe: *eye twitches* I ran into a drunk rooster. Now, tell me what you know about Fuji?

Sanosuke: Is that a town somewhere?

Ms. Tomoe: -__-

Interview #3---Members of the Oniwa banshu

Ms. Tomoe: I understand that you two ladies where present when the giant Fuji attacked the Aoi-ya?

Member 1: Yes we were.

Ms. Tomoe: And what did you think when you saw him?

Member 2: He was very large, I guess? I didn't really pay attention to him!

Ms. Tomoe: *to herself* How could you not pay attention to the 50 ft man destroying your home?

Member 1: Did you see that man Hiko!

Member 2: He was all I could see!!!

Member 1 & 2: I think I'm in love!!!

Ms. Tomoe: I think I'm gonna get fired.

Interview #4---Hiko Seijuro, last interview attempt

Random female members of audience: Hiko-san! Hiko-san!

       Look over here!!

       Oh he's so handsome!

Hiko: *award winning smile*

Ms. Tomoe: *rather annoyed* You fought Fuji, tell me what you know about him, NOW!

Hiko: Well, *cracks another smile, every female audience member faints* he has superb fighting skills, would probably have been a much better student than that baka Kenshin.

Ms. Tomoe: Yes, yes, we know that he's an amazing fighter, but what can you tell us about his origins?

Hiko: *smiles* Not a thing.

Ms. Tomoe: *BOOM!*...................

Hiko: Would somebody please help her off from the floor!?

Ms. Tomoe: *swirly eyes* Orororororororororororo!