…Hello?
After the first few interview attempts, we now find our
reporter Ms. Tomoe back in the hospital recovering from shock and the broken
leg that Hiko gave her when he tried to help. She is lying in her bed, it
is a nice sunny day, and she is thinking how nice it is that no 19th century
people are around to bother her...
*Ring Ring* *Ring Ring*
*Click*
Ms. Tomoe: Hello?
...Ah, Ms. Tomoe, so nice to hear you again. This is
Mr. Boss (HER boss)
Ms. Tomoe: *surprised* Mmmmr. Boss! What can I
help you with sir?
Mr. Boss: Well my dear, all of us are very anxious for you
to have a safe recovery and return to work. To help liven up your
spirits, I've sent a few people over there to cheer you up!
Ms. Tomoe:.... you didn't?
*BAM!*
Sanosuke: Oi! There you are, the boss man sent us all
over here ta cheer ya up! Took us hours to find this room. Where's
that sake he promised...
Ms. Tomoe: *clutching the phone for dear life*
Kenshin: Ah, Tomoe-dono, so nice to see you again.
Kaoru: Yahiko! Don't touch anything! Oh, Ms.
Tomoe! How are you feeling?
Ms. Tomoe: *phone is beginning to break*
Yahiko: hey Busu, why are we here in a 21st century hospital
when we live in 19th century Japan?
Kaoru: Don't look at me, I'm not the one writing this thing.
Megumi: Oh will you look at all of these modern
medicines! I'm definitely taking some of these home back to Tokyo.
Sanosuke: There are so many little buttons
everywhere...what's this do...
*CRUNCH!*
Kenshin: Sano! What did you do! Ms. Tomoe's bed
is eating her!
Sanosuke: I just pushed this thing! How'd I know that
would happen? Wonder what this one ...
*VROOM* *CRUNCH*
Kaoru: Ah!! Ms. Tomoe! Don't worry, we'll get
you out! Sano give me that thing!
Sanosuke: Leave me alone!
*CRUNCH*
Kaoru: Your just making things worse!
*VROOM*
Sanosuke: This ain't my fault! They shouldn't put 19th
century anime characters in a present day hospital!
*CRUNCH*
Ms. Tomoe: *Swirly eyes state* I'm being punished for something...I know it...*CRUNCH*
A/N: Hmmm…perhaps I should start tracking down Fuji…would save myself from a lot of pain…literally…