Stories 4 the simple minded
Draco and Myrtle were in her bathroom making out. Draco didn't give a shit that she was a mudblood only that pashing a ghost was really cool. Hagrid barged in "OH I NEED 'TA SHAT! OUT OF MA WAY IM GONNA EXPLODE!" he screamed. Draco pulled his tongue out of myrtle's tranluscent head. And vomited. Myrtle cried, her bathroom smelt like Hagrid poo and Draco vomit.
Draco and Myrtle were in her bathroom making out. Draco didn't give a shit that she was a mudblood only that pashing a ghost was really cool. Hagrid barged in "OH I NEED 'TA SHAT! OUT OF MA WAY IM GONNA EXPLODE!" he screamed. Draco pulled his tongue out of myrtle's tranluscent head. And vomited. Myrtle cried, her bathroom smelt like Hagrid poo and Draco vomit.