Chapter Two: Living With a Glowing, Talking, Apple
We all know that life with a crying baby is hard, but no one has bothered to live with a glowing apple.
Link: we're here Apple of Ages.
Apple of Ages: * wakes up * did I fall asleep? I guess I got kind of bored there.
Link: I've never heard someone who can snore like you. Maybe you could get into a book of world records! Think of all the rupees we'd get!
AoA: I snore that loud?
Navi: I'll bet you 100 rupees that glass would shatter from your snore, then the pieces would shatter, and it would go on until the glass disappeared!
AoA: Shut it or I'll sleep next to you tonight!
Navi: Sorry, sorry! Ok! I'll do anything just don't sleep by me! My tiny ears won't be able to take it!
Link: I'm gonna go watch T.V. while you two have your little meaningless argument. * Sets the Apple on the table *
AoA and Navi: MEANINGLESS!!!!!!!! * The AoA rolls toward Link at the speed of sound and Navi Rams at Link as fast as she can (which is also the speed of sound).
Link * Flies through the wall and out of the house after being hit * (his house is 15 feet from the ground) what was that fo *hits the ground making an imprint in the ground*
Navi: Now you in trouble little apple!
AoA: You hit him too!
Navi: Him and I are great pals he would forgive me he wouldn't hurt me, no matter what!
Link: * Back in the house * Wanna bet? * Charges at both of them with his sword out *
AoA: * rolls and trips Link * couldn't get me!
Link: Owwwwww. You win this round, but you won't win the war!
AoA: What war?
Link: Forget it. * Puts the AoA back on the table and goes to bed * (whispers to himself) I wish I could've gotten a night-light today.
Navi: I heard that wimp! I can't believe that you're scared of the dark! You beat up Ganon and your scared of the dark! I don't get it!
AoA: I can help look Link!
Link: *Rolls over on his bed to see the apple glowing * I don't want you as a night-light! You're glow is too freaky! Stop!
The Apple of Ages simply glows brighter.
Link: Stop!!! I'm warning you! Sop or else.
AoA: Or else what? You're gonna throw me? I don't smash so easily like any other apple.
Link: That's not what I was thinking of, I'll bite a big chunk off of you! If you glowing in the morning then prepare to loose a lot of weight!
AoA: You wouldn't dare!
Link: Oh I would.
AoA: You wouldn't
Link: You'll see in the morning!
(See what I meant when I said living with a crying baby's tough but no one has bothered with a glowing apple? I don't deserve all of the credit here, Star fairy also helped with this story so she deserves some credit too! Was Link serious about eating the Apple of Ages? Find out in Chapter 3 which I think will be coming soon!)
We all know that life with a crying baby is hard, but no one has bothered to live with a glowing apple.
Link: we're here Apple of Ages.
Apple of Ages: * wakes up * did I fall asleep? I guess I got kind of bored there.
Link: I've never heard someone who can snore like you. Maybe you could get into a book of world records! Think of all the rupees we'd get!
AoA: I snore that loud?
Navi: I'll bet you 100 rupees that glass would shatter from your snore, then the pieces would shatter, and it would go on until the glass disappeared!
AoA: Shut it or I'll sleep next to you tonight!
Navi: Sorry, sorry! Ok! I'll do anything just don't sleep by me! My tiny ears won't be able to take it!
Link: I'm gonna go watch T.V. while you two have your little meaningless argument. * Sets the Apple on the table *
AoA and Navi: MEANINGLESS!!!!!!!! * The AoA rolls toward Link at the speed of sound and Navi Rams at Link as fast as she can (which is also the speed of sound).
Link * Flies through the wall and out of the house after being hit * (his house is 15 feet from the ground) what was that fo *hits the ground making an imprint in the ground*
Navi: Now you in trouble little apple!
AoA: You hit him too!
Navi: Him and I are great pals he would forgive me he wouldn't hurt me, no matter what!
Link: * Back in the house * Wanna bet? * Charges at both of them with his sword out *
AoA: * rolls and trips Link * couldn't get me!
Link: Owwwwww. You win this round, but you won't win the war!
AoA: What war?
Link: Forget it. * Puts the AoA back on the table and goes to bed * (whispers to himself) I wish I could've gotten a night-light today.
Navi: I heard that wimp! I can't believe that you're scared of the dark! You beat up Ganon and your scared of the dark! I don't get it!
AoA: I can help look Link!
Link: *Rolls over on his bed to see the apple glowing * I don't want you as a night-light! You're glow is too freaky! Stop!
The Apple of Ages simply glows brighter.
Link: Stop!!! I'm warning you! Sop or else.
AoA: Or else what? You're gonna throw me? I don't smash so easily like any other apple.
Link: That's not what I was thinking of, I'll bite a big chunk off of you! If you glowing in the morning then prepare to loose a lot of weight!
AoA: You wouldn't dare!
Link: Oh I would.
AoA: You wouldn't
Link: You'll see in the morning!
(See what I meant when I said living with a crying baby's tough but no one has bothered with a glowing apple? I don't deserve all of the credit here, Star fairy also helped with this story so she deserves some credit too! Was Link serious about eating the Apple of Ages? Find out in Chapter 3 which I think will be coming soon!)