Chapter Three: Back in Time
(Last time Link threatened to eat the Apple of Ages, was he serious? Find
out! Anyways, morning has come)
Link: * Wakes up and sees the AoA still glowing * I warned you! * Starts to walk slowly making loud stomps to scare the AoA.
AoA: NO! STOP! I WON'T GLOW ANYMORE! PLEASE! JUST STOP!
Link: Too late * picks up the AoA and nearly has it to his teeth *
AoA: Wait!!! Please just let me meet my ancient ancestors that you said you'd show me!
Link: * pulls the AoA away from his mouth * Ok you can have a little chat with them, but I don't think they'll have much to say. * Puts the AoA on the table and goes to his fridge, takes out an ordinary apple and puts it next to the AoA. *
AoA: Hello great, great, great, great grandpa! Is it nice living here?
Apple:....
AoA: Cool!
Apple:....
Link: See? I told you they couldn't talk. Now can we get back to were I'm about to bite a big chunk out of you?
AoA: Wait! Don't interrupt his speech! Now what were you saying great 4 times grandpa?
Apple:....
AoA: Wow! I never knew that!
Apple:.....
AoA: Amazing!
Link: Ok what's going on here?
AoA: I said don't interrupt!
Link: What's he saying?
AoA: You wouldn't understand it.
Link: Try me.
AoA: Ok then! .....
Link: What does that mean?
AoA: It's the ancient apple language! It would've died out if gramps here hadn't taught it to me! I told you that you wouldn't understand! I just told you the entire history of the race of apples there!
Link: Apples must not have much of a history then do they?
AoA: In the English language that would've taken nearly a century to say!
Link: Is your grandpa done talking yet?
AoA: yep!
Link: * puts the apple back in his fridge the picks up the AoA * now can we get back to where we were?
AoA: sure! Now what were we doing?
Link: I was about to bite you.
AoA: Oh yeah. NOOOO! WAIT!!!! STOP!!!!
Link * bites of a tiny piece * PTOOO!!!!! You're the worst thing I've tried to eat! We can fix that! * Starts walking over to his smoothie machine *
AoA: *Sees the blender* I'm not going in there! * Makes a really bright flash and Link, Navi, and the AoA are somewhere else * yeah!
Navi: Where are we?
AoA: I took us back to an age before smoothie machines were invented so take that!
Link: Take us back!
AoA: So you can turn me into a smoothie?! No way!
Navi: Take me back at least! I wasn't going to make a smoothie out of you!
AoA: I can't do that because I would be taking Link back too.
Navi: Link! Why'd you go and make me get caught up in this too? I didn't do anything to get the apple mad!
Link: Oops.
Navi: Yeah oops! I'm stuck here and I'm the innocent one!
Uh oh. Link and Navi are stuck back in time with a glowing apple! Can they survive in an age without smoothies? Find out next time on Apple of Ages and Smoothie of Seasons! (Don't worry the Smoothie of Seasons will come in soon.)
Link: * Wakes up and sees the AoA still glowing * I warned you! * Starts to walk slowly making loud stomps to scare the AoA.
AoA: NO! STOP! I WON'T GLOW ANYMORE! PLEASE! JUST STOP!
Link: Too late * picks up the AoA and nearly has it to his teeth *
AoA: Wait!!! Please just let me meet my ancient ancestors that you said you'd show me!
Link: * pulls the AoA away from his mouth * Ok you can have a little chat with them, but I don't think they'll have much to say. * Puts the AoA on the table and goes to his fridge, takes out an ordinary apple and puts it next to the AoA. *
AoA: Hello great, great, great, great grandpa! Is it nice living here?
Apple:....
AoA: Cool!
Apple:....
Link: See? I told you they couldn't talk. Now can we get back to were I'm about to bite a big chunk out of you?
AoA: Wait! Don't interrupt his speech! Now what were you saying great 4 times grandpa?
Apple:....
AoA: Wow! I never knew that!
Apple:.....
AoA: Amazing!
Link: Ok what's going on here?
AoA: I said don't interrupt!
Link: What's he saying?
AoA: You wouldn't understand it.
Link: Try me.
AoA: Ok then! .....
Link: What does that mean?
AoA: It's the ancient apple language! It would've died out if gramps here hadn't taught it to me! I told you that you wouldn't understand! I just told you the entire history of the race of apples there!
Link: Apples must not have much of a history then do they?
AoA: In the English language that would've taken nearly a century to say!
Link: Is your grandpa done talking yet?
AoA: yep!
Link: * puts the apple back in his fridge the picks up the AoA * now can we get back to where we were?
AoA: sure! Now what were we doing?
Link: I was about to bite you.
AoA: Oh yeah. NOOOO! WAIT!!!! STOP!!!!
Link * bites of a tiny piece * PTOOO!!!!! You're the worst thing I've tried to eat! We can fix that! * Starts walking over to his smoothie machine *
AoA: *Sees the blender* I'm not going in there! * Makes a really bright flash and Link, Navi, and the AoA are somewhere else * yeah!
Navi: Where are we?
AoA: I took us back to an age before smoothie machines were invented so take that!
Link: Take us back!
AoA: So you can turn me into a smoothie?! No way!
Navi: Take me back at least! I wasn't going to make a smoothie out of you!
AoA: I can't do that because I would be taking Link back too.
Navi: Link! Why'd you go and make me get caught up in this too? I didn't do anything to get the apple mad!
Link: Oops.
Navi: Yeah oops! I'm stuck here and I'm the innocent one!
Uh oh. Link and Navi are stuck back in time with a glowing apple! Can they survive in an age without smoothies? Find out next time on Apple of Ages and Smoothie of Seasons! (Don't worry the Smoothie of Seasons will come in soon.)