Chapter Six: Link! What Happened to You!?
Last time, Link finally turned the Apple of Ages into a smoothie. However
he didn't know that it would become the Smoothie of Seasons! And it glows
just like the apple did too! What crazy thing will happen next? Find out
here!
Link quickly shoved the SoS into his fridge.
Link: This is just too weird Navi! What can we do to get rid of that smoothie?
Navi: Throw it in the trash?
Link: What? And ruin the whole plot?
Navi: Hmmm, you've got a point there.
Link and Navi paced around the room thinking of what to do with the smoothie.
SoS: I'm freezing in here! Get me out of here please!
Link and Navi: Silence! We're trying to think of what to do with you!
SoS: If you leave me in here any longer I'll be dead so you won't be able to do anything with me!
Link: All right, all right. (Takes out the SoS and sets it on the table).
SoS: If I was in there any longer I'd-
Link and Navi: We said be quiet!
SoS: (In a scared tone) Ok.
Link: Navi, we've been trying to decide what to do since noon and now it's 9:00 P.M. Let's just get some sleep and try to decide what to do tomorrow.
Navi: Ok, I'm too tired to think anyway.
Link put the smoothie back in the fridge.
SoS: Not there again nooooooo!
Link: Resistance is futile! You will go in the fridge again! (Puts the SoS in the fridge and slams the door)
Later after Link and Navi had gone to sleep. Link woke up later for a midnight snack and walked to the fridge like a zombie.
Link: Midnight snack, midnight snack, midnight snack.
It was annoying and loud, but somehow it didn't wake anyone up.
Everyone in Kokiri Forest (except Link): (Sleep talking) these new earmuffs are so comfortable, and I can't hear Link chanting midnight snack over and over and over.
Ok, so that's how Link didn't wake them up. Oh well. Link opened the fridge door and grabbed the first thing he touched it was the SoS! (Ironic, isn't it?) The SoS had no clue what was going on since he was asleep with his own pair of comfortable earmuffs.
Link: (Still like a zombie with no clue of what he's doing) * in one gulp 1/3 of the SoS is gone * (in mono tone) ahhh, that was good. * Goes back to bed and falls asleep *
SoS: * Wakes up to see that a third of him is gone * AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!
Now Link has earmuffs too so it didn't wake him up along with the other people with earmuffs.
SoS: Whoever drank part of me is going to be in for a big surprise in the morning! * Immediately falls back to sleep *
The morning came.
Link: * Yawns and looks at Navi * Morning Navi, what's up?
Navi: * Wide-eyed * Link! What happened to you?!
Link: What are you talking about?
Navi: Look in the mirror Link and tell me what happened!
Link: Ok, I have no clue what you talking about but ok. * Looks in the mirror * AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Navi: Tell me Link! How did you become a deku scrub?!
Link: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Navi: Um Link?
Link: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!
Navi: This is getting really old really fast Link!
Link: AAAAAHHHHHHH!
Navi: That's it! * Rams into Link as fast as possible *
Link: * flies through the window * what was that fo- * hits the ground making another imprint *
Navi: * flies out the window that Link broke * Is it just me, or has that happened before?
Link: * pulling his wooden face from the ground * It's happened, but there was something missing. Hmmm what was it?
Navi: The Apple of Ages that you smashed up to the freaky smoothie in the fridge.
Link: Oh yeah. And I wasn't a deku scrub then. I'll bet that smoothie has something to do with this.
Navi: Why?
Link: I don't know.
Navi: Your weird, did you know that?
Link: No I didn't, cool! Who's weird? Who's the man?
Navi: Ooooook.
So Link went back inside and took out the SoS.
Link: I'll bet you have something to do with-
SoS: HA, HA, HA, HA, HA!
Link: What's so funny?!
SoS: You!
Link: I know I'm a deku scrub and I'll bet you-
SoS: No, you were the one! Boy, what a coincidence!
Link: The. one?
SoS: You were the one the tried to drink me! And so that's what you get!
Link: I drank you?
SoS: Last night, you're craving for a midnight snack, ringing any bells?
Link: I never know what's going on when I have a midnight snack craving.
SoS: Oh. Well still, that's what you get!
Link: And so how did you turn me into a deku scrub?
SoS: As you know, I'm the Smoothie of Seasons. And as my name implies, I can change the seasons.
Link: So? Tell me how you turned me into a deku scrub!
SoS: The part of me that you drank turned the season to spring time inside of you, so this is what happened! HA, HA, HA, HA, HA!
Link: This isn't funny!
SoS: Then why am I laughing so hard?
Link: Change me back or I'll drink the rest of you!
SoS: If you drink the rest of me, you'll be in a far worse situation. Because I won't be able to change you back! Actually, I don't know how to change you back, but I'm working on it!
Link: WHAT?!
SoS: Are you deaf? I said I'm working on it! And you don't have to scream I'm right here.
Link's a deku scrub and the SoS doesn't know how to change him back. What crazy things will happen next? Find out in chapter 7! And I don't know the title yet, but how will poor Link be able to step outside without being laughed at by everyone? Or can he? Is it just me or is this story getting weirder with each chapter?
Link quickly shoved the SoS into his fridge.
Link: This is just too weird Navi! What can we do to get rid of that smoothie?
Navi: Throw it in the trash?
Link: What? And ruin the whole plot?
Navi: Hmmm, you've got a point there.
Link and Navi paced around the room thinking of what to do with the smoothie.
SoS: I'm freezing in here! Get me out of here please!
Link and Navi: Silence! We're trying to think of what to do with you!
SoS: If you leave me in here any longer I'll be dead so you won't be able to do anything with me!
Link: All right, all right. (Takes out the SoS and sets it on the table).
SoS: If I was in there any longer I'd-
Link and Navi: We said be quiet!
SoS: (In a scared tone) Ok.
Link: Navi, we've been trying to decide what to do since noon and now it's 9:00 P.M. Let's just get some sleep and try to decide what to do tomorrow.
Navi: Ok, I'm too tired to think anyway.
Link put the smoothie back in the fridge.
SoS: Not there again nooooooo!
Link: Resistance is futile! You will go in the fridge again! (Puts the SoS in the fridge and slams the door)
Later after Link and Navi had gone to sleep. Link woke up later for a midnight snack and walked to the fridge like a zombie.
Link: Midnight snack, midnight snack, midnight snack.
It was annoying and loud, but somehow it didn't wake anyone up.
Everyone in Kokiri Forest (except Link): (Sleep talking) these new earmuffs are so comfortable, and I can't hear Link chanting midnight snack over and over and over.
Ok, so that's how Link didn't wake them up. Oh well. Link opened the fridge door and grabbed the first thing he touched it was the SoS! (Ironic, isn't it?) The SoS had no clue what was going on since he was asleep with his own pair of comfortable earmuffs.
Link: (Still like a zombie with no clue of what he's doing) * in one gulp 1/3 of the SoS is gone * (in mono tone) ahhh, that was good. * Goes back to bed and falls asleep *
SoS: * Wakes up to see that a third of him is gone * AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!
Now Link has earmuffs too so it didn't wake him up along with the other people with earmuffs.
SoS: Whoever drank part of me is going to be in for a big surprise in the morning! * Immediately falls back to sleep *
The morning came.
Link: * Yawns and looks at Navi * Morning Navi, what's up?
Navi: * Wide-eyed * Link! What happened to you?!
Link: What are you talking about?
Navi: Look in the mirror Link and tell me what happened!
Link: Ok, I have no clue what you talking about but ok. * Looks in the mirror * AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Navi: Tell me Link! How did you become a deku scrub?!
Link: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Navi: Um Link?
Link: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!
Navi: This is getting really old really fast Link!
Link: AAAAAHHHHHHH!
Navi: That's it! * Rams into Link as fast as possible *
Link: * flies through the window * what was that fo- * hits the ground making another imprint *
Navi: * flies out the window that Link broke * Is it just me, or has that happened before?
Link: * pulling his wooden face from the ground * It's happened, but there was something missing. Hmmm what was it?
Navi: The Apple of Ages that you smashed up to the freaky smoothie in the fridge.
Link: Oh yeah. And I wasn't a deku scrub then. I'll bet that smoothie has something to do with this.
Navi: Why?
Link: I don't know.
Navi: Your weird, did you know that?
Link: No I didn't, cool! Who's weird? Who's the man?
Navi: Ooooook.
So Link went back inside and took out the SoS.
Link: I'll bet you have something to do with-
SoS: HA, HA, HA, HA, HA!
Link: What's so funny?!
SoS: You!
Link: I know I'm a deku scrub and I'll bet you-
SoS: No, you were the one! Boy, what a coincidence!
Link: The. one?
SoS: You were the one the tried to drink me! And so that's what you get!
Link: I drank you?
SoS: Last night, you're craving for a midnight snack, ringing any bells?
Link: I never know what's going on when I have a midnight snack craving.
SoS: Oh. Well still, that's what you get!
Link: And so how did you turn me into a deku scrub?
SoS: As you know, I'm the Smoothie of Seasons. And as my name implies, I can change the seasons.
Link: So? Tell me how you turned me into a deku scrub!
SoS: The part of me that you drank turned the season to spring time inside of you, so this is what happened! HA, HA, HA, HA, HA!
Link: This isn't funny!
SoS: Then why am I laughing so hard?
Link: Change me back or I'll drink the rest of you!
SoS: If you drink the rest of me, you'll be in a far worse situation. Because I won't be able to change you back! Actually, I don't know how to change you back, but I'm working on it!
Link: WHAT?!
SoS: Are you deaf? I said I'm working on it! And you don't have to scream I'm right here.
Link's a deku scrub and the SoS doesn't know how to change him back. What crazy things will happen next? Find out in chapter 7! And I don't know the title yet, but how will poor Link be able to step outside without being laughed at by everyone? Or can he? Is it just me or is this story getting weirder with each chapter?